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Old 09-13-2017, 11:42 PM   #3271
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if i ever go on a killing spree i'm only targeting monster energy drink users

 
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:44 PM   #3272
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quality posting (tone: sincere)

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 04:27 AM   #3273
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i agree but i don't think everyone sees it that way.

changing a tire is pretty easy to know how to do it just can be shitty if it's too tight or whatever, plus if you fuck something up you could die
man you have some dangerous bicycles over there

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 04:28 AM   #3274
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RIGHT, which is why sewing is extremely easy.
I killed myself once while trying to sew; true story. one minute it was like 'yeah let me just get this right' and then the next one was like 'why do I ALWAYS sting myself in the brain when I'm trying to sew my SP patch on my coat???'

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 05:35 AM   #3275
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Anyone bored?

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:10 AM   #3276
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Can't sleep.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:13 AM   #3277
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My boss drinks energy drinks and looks down on lgbt ppl

he made a comment about metrosexuals. its cos I've been friendl with this one dude who is in love with me (lol) and cos i tried to approach this one female.

great.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:15 AM   #3278
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oh that reminds me, i was talking to this new guy at work and trying to get him to slow down his process and he tells me "i only know one speed" and i laughed and asked him how old he was.
Maybe he's a speedfreak

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Old 09-14-2017, 06:15 AM   #3279
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Like lemmy

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Old 09-14-2017, 07:21 AM   #3280
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My boss drinks energy drinks and looks down on lgbt ppl

he made a comment about metrosexuals. its cos I've been friendl with this one dude who is in love with me (lol) and cos i tried to approach this one female.

great.
Sounds like a lovely individual, your boss

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 07:45 AM   #3281
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Yeah. I have to make a friend of him until May latest. Sigh.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 07:46 AM   #3282
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But he's a hard worker. That makes it OK.

Fucking hell this life.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 07:46 AM   #3283
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He already insinuated that I snort meth.

LAWL

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:35 AM   #3284
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My boss drinks energy drinks and looks down on lgbt ppl

he made a comment about metrosexuals. its cos I've been friendl with this one dude who is in love with me (lol) and cos i tried to approach this one female.

great.
I had a boss a few years ago who was known for guzzling red bull. He'd drink 6 or more of them (the large cans) every day. He'd send emails at all hours of the day and night, and he micromanaged everybody's shit.

He killed himself 18 months ago. I now think his behavior was mania.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:45 AM   #3285
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I killed myself once while trying to sew; true story. one minute it was like 'yeah let me just get this right' and then the next one was like 'why do I ALWAYS sting myself in the brain when I'm trying to sew my SP patch on my coat???'
that's why they invented thimbles, doofus.
cue eddie izzard bit

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:24 AM   #3286
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that's why they invented thimbles, doofus.
cue eddie izzard bit
STILL not at 5000 posts? I won't allow you to post here until you have that amount.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:40 AM   #3287
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i'll be your thumbeline

i'll be your thuperqueen

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 01:12 PM   #3288
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wait i wonder how many posts i have

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 01:12 PM   #3289
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oh god that's a lot

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 01:20 PM   #3290
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is it really

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 01:27 PM   #3291
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Almost got mayo sis beat.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:21 PM   #3292
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A bit late but never take grammar advice from someone who consistently says "would of". Sorry Took!



My English degree was useless too though

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:23 PM   #3293
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There's this tutoring job open that pays $18/hour that I could probably handle but I don't have any references. I applied and everything. The owner of the franchise knows my dad and wants to hire me but none of my old professors from college are responding, because I graduated almost 6 years ago and there's no way they remember me. I'm not sure what to do about this. :/

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 03:34 PM   #3294
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labelle, seriously, I love you, but I will absolutely destroy you and everything you love. I am on a mission from God.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 03:35 PM   #3295
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sorry, I got carried away. as you were.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 03:54 PM   #3296
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labelle, seriously, I love you, but I will absolutely destroy you and everything you love. I am on a mission from God.
God has been sending so many people after me lately.

*screams at the heavens* Get over it you big bearded bully!

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 05:06 PM   #3297
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Old 09-14-2017, 05:15 PM   #3298
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I'm sick of the cat photos

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:19 PM   #3299
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A bit late but never take grammar advice from someone who consistently says "would of".* Sorry Took!



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* "would of." The period goes inside the quotation in this and most other instances.

 
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:29 PM   #3300
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Work is tough as fuck (for weakling me). Constantly on the move, unloading donations up to a hundred lbs, making pallets, moving pallets with full 4x4 wares boxes, throwing out containers half my height full of shoes (the dumpster top is higher than my head and I have to lift that shit).

And I'm kicking ass. About to complete the regular two week training in a week. Buxom Bosoms of Dejah Thoris!!!

 
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