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Elphenor · 10-17-2018, 12:23 AM

I figured his hair was suspect enough to know where to get drugs

#too cool

Disco King · 10-17-2018, 01:21 AM

So far, so good.

yo soy el mejor · 10-17-2018, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

got myself a thrift store leather jacket and a Bauhaus Tshirt

well I mean I already had the tshirt

now this phase

why's it gotta be a thrift store

vixnix · 10-17-2018, 10:20 AM

Meanwhile, in breeder land, I see actual FB comments like this

Quote:

All this sex talk is making me horny. But she said no! And can I go up the shop for bread instead.

#reallife #marriage

FoolofaTook · 10-17-2018, 11:27 AM

Unacceptable sentence fragments are clauses, or even phrases, that have become unattached from the sentence expressing their main idea. Here is one example:

But she said no! And can I go up the shop for bread instead.

Elphenor · 10-17-2018, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

Meanwhile, in breeder land, I see actual FB comments like this

#reallife #marriage

#fakelife?

Elphenor · 10-17-2018, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

why's it gotta be a thrift store

you don't have to believe me but I'm actually broke and shop at the thrift store sometimes because of the before mentioned earlier in this sentence not having any money

also they have super cheap cassette tapes which I splice up

Elphenor · 10-17-2018, 02:05 PM

though my Dad wants to send me free money next semester for books because my 4.0 GPA

full bourgeois disclosure

yo soy el mejor · 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

you don't have to believe me but I'm actually broke and shop at the thrift store sometimes because of the before mentioned earlier in this sentence not having any money

also they have super cheap cassette tapes which I splice up

i know, u dingus. i was commenting on the fact people like you feel some sort of hipness for shopping at thrift stores and gotta make sure we know it. it's not cool to do poor people things when you're not white.

i was using the same type of response, though, one would make to a person who says "a mexican woman". why she gotta be mexican?!

go drink a 40oz of rosé while you're at it

/rolleyes

yo soy el mejor · 10-17-2018, 07:14 PM

Shallowed · 10-17-2018, 07:43 PM

How very intersectional of you

Disco King · 10-17-2018, 08:38 PM

WE GET IT, YOU'RE VEGAN

Elphenor · 10-18-2018, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by queenoftheswine

..

why you change your username dummie

Elphenor · 10-18-2018, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i know, u dingus. i was commenting on the fact people like you feel some sort of hipness for shopping at thrift stores and gotta make sure we know it. it's not cool to do poor people things when you're not white.

i was using the same type of response, though, one would make to a person who says "a mexican woman". why she gotta be mexican?!

go drink a 40oz of rosé while you're at it

/rolleyes

fair enough

queenoftheswine · 10-18-2018, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

why you change your username dummie

I don't know who you think I am but I've only ever had this username here, E.

Elphenor · 10-18-2018, 03:27 AM

Elphenor · 10-18-2018, 03:34 AM

*dancing pig*

Disco King · 10-18-2018, 03:44 PM

I've got a date with a fellow SP fan tonight. Hope to god she doesn't post here.

Elphenor · 10-18-2018, 04:40 PM

you don't want to do that

buzzard · 10-18-2018, 05:07 PM

Hope to God?

queenoftheswine · 10-18-2018, 05:15 PM

"God is dead" - Freddie Nietszche, 1882

queenoftheswine · 10-18-2018, 05:16 PM

Just in case she does post here. We have to seem like a cool bunch.

Disco King · 10-18-2018, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

you don't want to do that

I dunno, I first met her on public transit, and she caught my eye because I really liked her outfit and dye job (a very blue/purple/pink palette). We exchanged numbers and she seemed receptive at first, but then she stopped responding after I asked her for drinks, so I forgot about her, and that was that.

Then I saw her at a Pumpkins show, and I texted her asking if I saw her there, and she was like, "yeah, they're my favourite, I even named my cat D'arcy!" She's also enrolled at my university now, and I ran into her on campus.

Also, apparently her mom is punk. In case you're interested, Elph.

Disco King · 10-18-2018, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

Hope to God?

Yeah, that guy. I know that he and I aren't on the best of terms, seeing as there's that whole thing where I'm not even sure he exists, but hopefully, he can look past that and pull through for me this one time.

Elphenor · 10-18-2018, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

I dunno, I first met her on public transit, and she caught my eye because I really liked her outfit and dye job (a very blue/purple/pink palette). We exchanged numbers and she seemed receptive at first, but then she stopped responding after I asked her for drinks, so I forgot about her, and that was that.

Then I saw her at a Pumpkins show, and I texted her asking if I saw her there, and she was like, "yeah, they're my favourite, I even named my cat D'arcy!" She's also enrolled at my university now, and I ran into her on campus.

Also, apparently her mom is punk. In case you're interested, Elph.

lol damn something about public transit, you can't help yourself

Elphenor · 10-18-2018, 05:23 PM

have to go to class then I can re-dye my hair as I got it cut today

thurs. night excitement

Elphenor · 10-18-2018, 05:24 PM

btw me when I don my Bauhaus tshirt

queenoftheswine · 10-18-2018, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

have to go to class then I can re-dye my hair as I got it cut today

thurs. night excitement

What is your natural hair colour? I will guess the dye is black.

Elphenor · 10-18-2018, 05:25 PM

have the biggest crush on The Defacer too

Elphenor · 10-18-2018, 05:30 PM

Im like the opposite of Jordan Peterson all about the blue haired college girls

I swear it's not a weird fetish thing

wait I guess it's totally a fetish thing

10-18-2018, 03:27 AM	#3076
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	=T

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10-17-2018, 12:23 AM	#3061
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I figured his hair was suspect enough to know where to get drugs #too cool

10-17-2018, 01:21 AM	#3062
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	So far, so good.

10-17-2018, 11:27 AM	#3065
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Unacceptable sentence fragments are clauses, or even phrases, that have become unattached from the sentence expressing their main idea. Here is one example: But she said no! And can I go up the shop for bread instead.

10-17-2018, 02:05 PM	#3068
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	though my Dad wants to send me free money next semester for books because my 4.0 GPA full bourgeois disclosure

10-17-2018, 07:14 PM	#3070
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548

10-17-2018, 07:43 PM	#3071
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	How very intersectional of you

10-17-2018, 08:38 PM	#3072
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	WE GET IT, YOU'RE VEGAN

10-18-2018, 03:34 AM	#3077
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	dancing pig

10-18-2018, 03:44 PM	#3078
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	I've got a date with a fellow SP fan tonight. Hope to god she doesn't post here.

10-18-2018, 04:40 PM	#3079
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	you don't want to do that

10-18-2018, 05:07 PM	#3080
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Hope to God?

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10-18-2018, 05:16 PM	#3082
queenoftheswine Demi-God Location: Some area where the Canadian dollar is far more valuable than my own. Posts: 286	Just in case she does post here. We have to seem like a cool bunch.

10-18-2018, 05:23 PM	#3086
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	have to go to class then I can re-dye my hair as I got it cut today thurs. night excitement

10-18-2018, 05:24 PM	#3087
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	btw me when I don my Bauhaus tshirt

10-18-2018, 05:25 PM	#3089
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	have the biggest crush on The Defacer too

10-18-2018, 05:30 PM	#3090
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	Im like the opposite of Jordan Peterson all about the blue haired college girls I swear it's not a weird fetish thing wait I guess it's totally a fetish thing