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Old 08-17-2017, 07:06 PM   #2611
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has anybody every tried this?



 
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:06 PM   #2612
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might try it.

tired of ass hair

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 09:14 PM   #2613
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Try it sometime it's badass; you'll need some cocoa butter or comparable creams tho

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 09:15 PM   #2614
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I still see a spark in you buddy.
I see a spork in you buddy. Specifically, your spine.

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 09:18 PM   #2615
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in a couple weeks i'm going in for laser hair removal




 
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Old 08-17-2017, 09:21 PM   #2616
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Did anybody warn you of the possibility of burns?

They look a bit like the variety of mole that will typically result in a worried trip to the dermatologist.

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 09:24 PM   #2617
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if laser is done properly (on the right setting) you shouldn't get "burns"

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 09:25 PM   #2618
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Old 08-17-2017, 09:29 PM   #2619
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you must spread some reputation around before giving it to FlamingGlobes again

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 09:32 PM   #2620
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Old 08-17-2017, 09:35 PM   #2621
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in a couple weeks i'm going in for laser hair removal



what has happened to my country

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 10:09 PM   #2622
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Being sometime a hairfree man, esp. if u naturally hirsute beast, feels like fun; as a bonus no static electricity sparking up your slackpants in the winter with that dry cracklin whoosh of leghair thicket gainst trouser

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 10:22 PM   #2623
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Being sometime a hairfree man, esp. if u naturally hirsute beast, feels like fun; as a bonus no static electricity sparking up your slackpants in the winter with that dry cracklin whoosh of leghair thicket gainst trouser
You certainly have a way with words, my friend.

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 10:26 PM   #2624
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You certainly have a way with words, my friend.

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 10:29 PM   #2625
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Old 08-17-2017, 10:38 PM   #2626
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You certainly have a way with words, my friend.
he really does

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 10:44 PM   #2627
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Being sometime a hairfree man, esp. if u naturally hirsute beast, feels like fun; as a bonus no static electricity sparking up your slackpants in the winter with that dry cracklin whoosh of leghair thicket gainst trouser
Lmao didn't know this was a thing

 
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Old 08-18-2017, 07:33 AM   #2628
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in a couple weeks i'm going in for laser hair removal
cool. the whole body? how many sessions?

you need more than one, right? for it to stick

 
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Old 08-18-2017, 08:10 AM   #2629
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i know people who love laser hair removal but it's like the laser eye surgery, I just don't want any lasers on my body. I'll just wear glasses and be hairy, thank you.

 
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Old 08-18-2017, 08:20 AM   #2630
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you must be indian
this is a fact

 
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Old 08-18-2017, 09:00 AM   #2631
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i love a fucking hood-rat
that's a fact

 
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Old 08-18-2017, 11:24 AM   #2632
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i know people who love laser hair removal but it's like the laser eye surgery, I just don't want any lasers on my body. I'll just wear glasses and be hairy, thank you.
this is logic u guys

 
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Old 08-18-2017, 12:17 PM   #2633
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what a good friend he is

 
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Old 08-18-2017, 12:39 PM   #2634
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Old 08-18-2017, 12:40 PM   #2635
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Old 08-18-2017, 12:42 PM   #2636
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Happiness is a choice, folks.

 
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Old 08-18-2017, 12:46 PM   #2637
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You betrayed someone else's confidences so I have no doubt you'll also do it to me.

 
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Old 08-18-2017, 02:32 PM   #2638
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Old 08-18-2017, 02:33 PM   #2639
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