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Old 11-17-2017, 04:22 PM   #4441
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Awesome. My parents got me a bridge this summer.

With a perfect smile and shampoo ad model hair I am simply scintillating!

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 05:21 PM   #4442
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guy in air force uniform jumped my car for me in middle of busy street and offered to follow me to make sure I would make it

Im never sitting down during the national anthem again

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 05:29 PM   #4443
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It was probably a recruiter trying to manipulate you into thinking that people in the armed forces aren't 90% psycho.

No offense to your entire family.

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 05:52 PM   #4444
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I changed the alternator already but now I think it's my voltage regulator man idk it's being whack

it drove fine then I woke up one day battery light is on car stalls when I get off work

then I get it jumped and I go to a parts store get the battery tested it passes 99% charged meaning the alternator is indeed working and the battery itself is fine

I didn't leave any lights on so wtf is killing my battery

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 06:38 PM   #4445
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Reprise: Orlando. I wanted to say we should have coffee but I was afraid you didn't want to meet my wildness.

ILP: Fear not! Four months is a long time and Walla Walla is not that far from Wenatchee.

Rambosis: Too bad we didn't connect earlier. I spent 2010-2015 in Berrien County, just north of South Bend. Of course I was mainly in jail and a homeless shelter (plus I had no front teeth and rarely bathed amnd had scabies and was perma blazed) so you probably wouldn't have wanted to meet me then.
that's like 3 hours from me. any way we could meet halfway?

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 06:43 PM   #4446
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Of course! I will see when I get there, maybe I will come all the way to wherever you are. Are there buses? or trains? My parents won't trust me with their car; I am the world's worst driver heh.
Don't worry I am super tame and polite and subservient in real life.

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 06:45 PM   #4447
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It was probably a recruiter trying to manipulate you into thinking that people in the armed forces aren't 90% psycho.

No offense to your entire family.
That's not too bad. In fact it's 9.9% better than the Seventh-Day Adventist church.

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 06:46 PM   #4448
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Speaking of the Air Force who is yor guyses favorite Dr. Strangelove character. Mine is General Turgidson. Some of his facial expressions are priceless.

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 06:48 PM   #4449
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Watch out for the Tampa serial killer.

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 07:00 PM   #4450
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Of course! I will see when I get there, maybe I will come all the way to wherever you are. Are there buses? or trains? My parents won't trust me with their car; I am the world's worst driver heh.
Don't worry I am super tame and polite and subservient in real life.
Amtrak (train) goes from Orlando station to my town in 4 1/2 hours and about $85 round-trip. you can prob get by on bus for like $20 one way but it will take forever. with a hotel room we could hang for two days for like $150 travel costs. not that there is a lot to do but i'm sure we could find something. on the other hand i could come to orlando and we could go to the magic kingdom or something

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 07:09 PM   #4451
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Speaking of the Air Force who is yor guyses favorite Dr. Strangelove character. Mine is General Turgidson. Some of his facial expressions are priceless.
Mandrake

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:05 PM   #4452
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wtf some sketchy essay writing site published my honors seminar paper (which i've turned into an honors thesis) without consent or attribution!!! what the fuck i'm so mad. i sent copyright notices to them, their ISP, and google. and told my professor of course. i am going to see if he says to send it to the dean. wtf. it looks like i'm plagiarizing. i'm sure my professor will believe me and the date they published it is a year after i submitted it to him. so i'm not worried, he knows it is my work. but what the hell how can anyone think that's okay!!!

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:11 PM   #4453
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That's screwed up and yet at the same time flattering no?
Wish someone would plagiarize me and good old Korazonn the accursed.

Reprise we will figure it out. If you want you can come to Orlando. My parents are super nice and you can have my room. There is a big couch downstairs so I will be fine. Or maybe I will come. I like taking the bus.

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:12 PM   #4454
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:13 PM   #4455
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Vixnix have you noticed that when Mandrake finally acquires a backbone and bosses colonel bat guano around into letting him call washington it is too late? Ah the futility!

Every time I watch that movie I pick up something new.

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:15 PM   #4457
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That's screwed up and yet at the same time flattering no?
Wish someone would plagiarize me and good old Korazonn the accursed.

Reprise we will figure it out. If you want you can come to Orlando. My parents are super nice and you can have my room. There is a big couch downstairs so I will be fine. Or maybe I will come. I like taking the bus.
yeah it's a little flattering for sure it just so inappropriate. they have a link like "is this your work and you want to take it down? click here" and they have a place to do an automatic citation and it cites them of course. like WTF fuck you you sketchy pieces of shit

as for seeing you, hell yeah we'll figure it out. took/reprise 2018

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:19 PM   #4458
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No my parents just have a condo. There is a guest room which is my room when I stay there.

Good luck fighting those doofuses. That's your hard work, no one should take it.

 
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:24 PM   #4459
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especially since it's like some kind of sample essay to sell their essay writing service

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 04:11 PM   #4460
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professor wants to us to talk to university legal services about this. oh boy :/ why do people have to be chumps

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 05:33 PM   #4461
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How did the website even get hold of it?

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 05:56 PM   #4462
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either someone i sent it to gave it to them somehow
or some grammar checker thing i used mined it (i am never using anything like this again)
or some software my professor used to check for plagiarism mined it

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 06:22 PM   #4463
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Did you send a copy to anybody from the forum?

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 06:27 PM   #4464
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yeah that sounds shitty reprise. best of luck, hope everything turns out okay

only time i had to talk to university legal services was my drumming+drinking incident. had to write an essay, most of which i spent talking about jimmy chamberlin

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 06:35 PM   #4465
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Did you send a copy to anybody from the forum?
yes, i think only disco king and maybe catherine wheel? i've sent it to some other people as well. one dude on reddit but that was only a month ago. i didnt realize i had to worry about this shit, i guess i need to cynically protect my fucking college essays. one time like 10 years ago some like 15 year old kid posted some of my music as their own and i basically told them to take it down or i'd call their parents lol. their website had their real name

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 06:38 PM   #4466
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yeah that sounds shitty reprise. best of luck, hope everything turns out okay

only time i had to talk to university legal services was my drumming+drinking incident. had to write an essay, most of which i spent talking about jimmy chamberlin
as long as legal doesn't try to turn this shit around on me somehow. i dont see how they could, it is my work

p.s., that's so dumb that you got charged for that bullshit.

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 06:40 PM   #4467
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It'll be Disco King that did it, then.

I used to send him descriptions of dates I've been on, but I learned.

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 08:40 PM   #4468
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I got licked by strangers two nights in a row.

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 08:43 PM   #4469
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Yesterday by this cute little black mare; today by a big tough dog who turned out to be a total softie once I scolded him a bit and offered my paw. What a phoney!

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 08:44 PM   #4470
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I also saw a supermassivemotherfucker of a hawk chilling on a dead tree.

We didn't connect.

 
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