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Old 10-07-2017, 08:11 PM   #4051
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ah i miss taking baths. my apartment doesn't actually have a bathtub in the room, despite it basically saying so on the diagram

baths are the best. so cozy

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 08:12 PM   #4052
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Baths are disgusting. Ram, you are a filthy animal.

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 08:13 PM   #4053
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Old 10-07-2017, 08:13 PM   #4054
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Hi everyone, I'm going to go sit in a stew of my own cheese and poo flakes, see ya in 30 minutes!

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 08:15 PM   #4055
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When I was at the shelter in Michigan I got really down. I had no teeth and it sucked. Anyways I would shower in the winter twice or sometimes once a week. There were forty of us and once shower stall. The warm water would run out after three four showers. In order to get a nightly bath (which i did later when i got less depressed) one would have to get up at 3 am or so and i was too stoned for that.

i didn't get that dirty. but my hair got greasy and nasty and my feet reeked. i wore boots and it was a heavy winter.

the shelter made a list of ppl who had to shower (some dudes never did others had urination issues) and i was on the list. heh. i was pissed/embarassed. good times.
can't remember the exact number, we lose around a million dead skin cells within 1-2 days or something like that? so silly question but - say in jail where taking showers is restricted, do people do the same thing as when backpacking or living outdoors for a longer time - scrub off with a dry towel? or is it just walking dead skin cells?

it really is a silly question, right... all I know about jail hygiene is from the tv series 60 Days In!

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 08:18 PM   #4056
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I spent 60 Days In! Took's mom lolololol

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 08:40 PM   #4057
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Hi everyone, I'm going to go sit in a stew of my own cheese and poo flakes, see ya in 30 minutes!
there's nothing in the bath that wasn't already on you anyway

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 08:54 PM   #4058
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Baths suck when you are six foot six and only your torso fits.

reprise in jail and prison (the lowest levels) you could take your time. there was just one shower per unit but we had all day so everyone showered daily. only problem was you pushed a button got a blast of boiling water for 45 seconds and then it timed out. so you would have to push it again.

in quarantine (intake prison) we had two minute showers early in the morning. if you missed the door being unlocked at 4 am (if you didn't open them they would relock) no shower for you! Same with meals. it was hardcore.

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 08:55 PM   #4059
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I spent 60 Days In! Took's mom lolololol
You have a beautiful soul. I'm crying.

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 09:18 PM   #4060
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Interesting. I have some weird fascination with jail procedure, but I think I'll keep asking my no-clue questions instead of attempting to find out first hand.

but why at 4am? that is even earlier then in senior care home. so breakfast at 5am? when do the doors lock for the night, 7pm??
and how long is intake prison, a few days or longer?

also took, easy to tell us apart - reprise has a cat avatar. I have a dog! (which is not mine.)


 
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Old 10-07-2017, 09:20 PM   #4061
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Oh oops. Heh. I must have been scrolling fast and got you guys mixed up. Maybe because both avatars are greyish? Sorry.

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 09:20 PM   #4062
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Ok reprises avatar isn't greyish. nvm.

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 09:24 PM   #4063
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it's probably the font color of the user name with the phony stars. I sometimes wonder why I don't remember posting in a thread while skimming - and then realize it's reprise or smashingjj. I'm blind.

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 09:28 PM   #4064
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ive never been to jail/prison but psych hospitals (some of them) are shitty, though not as shitty. its like the techs dont realize that unless they give you something, you literally have nothing

 
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Old 10-07-2017, 09:28 PM   #4065
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Yah that must be it.

I once had a puppy that looked like that one. His skull got crushed by a motorcycle.. I prayed to Jesus to resurrect him. Jesus failed. Fucker.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 01:25 AM   #4066
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Old 10-08-2017, 09:14 AM   #4067
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there's nothing in the bath that wasn't already on you anyway
But the whole point of a shower (or abbath) is to get clean, to get all that crud off of and away from you.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 09:15 AM   #4068
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I went to this nice small birthday party last night.
The kind where you think you spent a ton of time in and when you get home you realize it's barely past midnight.
Also one of our friends' s/o started a youtube channel where she rants against stuff most of us actually enjoy. So of course everyone had watched her being a shithead full of preconceptions so her attempts at making conversation and trying to seem nice to us felt really fucking forced.

Fun time anyways.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 09:35 AM   #4069
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Baths are so much more relaxing but a little gross and impossible to wash your hair in

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 09:45 AM   #4070
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But the whole point of a shower (or abbath) is to get clean, to get all that crud off of and away from you.
Wrong. Shower is to clean yourself. Bath is to get super stoned while submerged in hot soapy water while listening to whalesound.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:00 AM   #4071
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Wrong. Shower is to clean yourself. Bath is to get super stoned while submerged in hot soapy water while listening to whalesound.
Naw dog, baths are bad for you.


 
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:00 AM   #4072
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I fed my dog leftover scrambled eggs this morning. He repaid me by pissing on the carpet.

I sure am glad I rent.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:32 AM   #4073
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you rented the carpet, too? more scrambled eggs then!

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:36 AM   #4074
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scrambled eggs
oh baby how i love your eggs

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 12:42 PM   #4075
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you rented the carpet, too? more scrambled eggs then!
Why rent the carpet when you can get the rug for free?

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 12:54 PM   #4076
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somewhere in there is a funny joke, right?

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 01:58 PM   #4077
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simply love waking up in the morning near naked and pissing a hot piss

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 02:38 PM   #4078
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Holy fuck: mt. rainier


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Old 10-08-2017, 03:21 PM   #4079
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simply love waking up in the morning near naked and pissing a hot piss
On the carpet? After eating eggs?

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:54 AM   #4080
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goodnight, netphoria. sleep tight. don't let the bed bugs bite. turn out the lights.

 
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