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09-27-2017, 05:30 PM | #1 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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you get three wishes
you have to use them right this moment. standard genie rules apply - no wishing for more wishes, no bringing dead people back to life, and no messing with love
my list: 1. new body 2. 10 million dollars im not sure on the third one. i would like an insert cliche wish - world peace, end of child abuse, cure for cancer - but i don't know the consequences of these things or how a genie would even make them happen. the two i picked would not involve changing the lives of billions of people like those would thoughts? |
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09-27-2017, 05:35 PM | #2 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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1) health for me and my family
2) money for me and my family 3) peace for me and my family |
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09-27-2017, 06:10 PM | #3 |
Boardcaster
Location: reporting live
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1. D0nald Trümp gets his name *permanently* changed to "Spuchen MacDribbleebum".
2. All properties owned/managed/operated by Spuchen MacDribbleebum or any of his companies would also get renamed, so as to match the new name. 3. Cupcakes. |
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09-27-2017, 06:12 PM | #4 |
Boardcaster
Location: reporting live
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I feel like I could really make a difference in this world today if I roamed it handing out cupcakes and hearing people say things like "I have a very important meeting at MacDribbleebum tower!"
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09-27-2017, 06:17 PM | #5 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
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1 - Complete financial independence and security for life
2 - End every form of discrimination 3 - Free the genie. |
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09-27-2017, 06:17 PM | #6 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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1. I wish I could smoke weeeeeeeed without dropping dirty.
2. I wish I could write an epic fantasy poem that sells bazillions of copies. 3. A HAREM |
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09-27-2017, 06:20 PM | #7 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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World Communism
That's it |
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09-27-2017, 06:24 PM | #8 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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You mean the GSGE (Greater Serbian Galactic Empire)?
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09-27-2017, 06:56 PM | #9 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
Posts: 11,358
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1) a house and wife and guaranteed income. domestic bliss
2) trump impeachment & legalization of all drugs. political sanity 3) full copy of the brixton 96 show |
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09-27-2017, 07:17 PM | #10 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
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when I was a kid we used to say "money, money, three more wishes" and we thought it was hilarious
I would wish to be genetically female, healthy (no more hearing impairment) i don't care about the third wish |
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09-27-2017, 07:21 PM | #11 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
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ah fuck forgot about health
yeah lemme change the trump thing to being able to talk normally |
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09-28-2017, 01:10 AM | #12 |
Immortal
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obliterate everything and all record of earth forever including the genie except all good dogs and puppies
replace with a giant cock attached to a tiny minature horse jizzing into outer space, donald trumps head orbits it and erupts nacho cheese all the puppies live on a separate puppy planet safe from humans harm, fed and cared for by robot like beings managed by a different god than the one that fathered jeebus. |
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09-28-2017, 01:49 AM | #13 | |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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Quote:
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09-28-2017, 06:42 AM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Hey what's boring about a harem?
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09-28-2017, 06:42 AM | #15 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Or a fantasy epic poem like the Fall of Gondolin.
I am ashamed of you. |
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09-28-2017, 10:25 AM | #16 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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you think good health is boring until you lose it, yo
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09-28-2017, 10:52 AM | #17 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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$10
New pair of socks A flower for my wife |
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09-28-2017, 12:58 PM | #18 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Get a load of this guy.
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09-28-2017, 01:11 PM | #19 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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09-28-2017, 02:59 PM | #20 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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09-28-2017, 03:03 PM | #21 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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New socks are underrated
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09-28-2017, 03:04 PM | #22 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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Shit yeah. Them things are off the chain. Especially if they have a rad design that is both stylish and formal.
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09-28-2017, 09:34 PM | #23 |
Socialphobic
Location: Away
Posts: 11,398
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#freethegenie
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09-29-2017, 05:38 PM | #24 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: up on the cross you go little fella
Posts: 2,676
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-Every single religious extremist on earth, regardless of creed, is now a tiny kitten
-Militia comprised of pedophile-killing robots that roam the lands all branded with Gary Busey's horrific screaming visage that make an awful REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sound effect when detecting their own horrible prey and focus on it with lasers before opening fire with sabot rounds -Free the genie, sure, why not |
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09-29-2017, 10:15 PM | #25 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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but if you guys free the genie then what if it ceases to exist? kinda sucks
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09-29-2017, 10:19 PM | #26 |
Virgo
Posts: 42,781
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Is this some monkey's paw sort of shit?
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09-29-2017, 10:22 PM | #27 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
Posts: 11,358
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turkey's a little dry
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09-29-2017, 10:43 PM | #28 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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09-29-2017, 10:43 PM | #29 |
Immortal
Posts: 26,795
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i keep thinking of more wishes.
i wish people who used the word "bespoke" would die in a fire. oops that includes me, i just used it. no secret i want to die in a fire. i wish morrissey would jack off on a pair of hot tits and release the video. i wish food was free and nobody had to work. this shit about "i wish i had money" is bullshit because what would really be cool if EVERYONE had money and partied all the time, eating kicked up nachos. the real solution here is robot slaves. i wish we all got one. then there would be no need for humans to do anything but abuse the shit out of robots. i wish for this better world. bonus wish: i wish public sex was acceptable, like i could propose to my hot goth girlfriend and say, babe, i want to fuck your rectum and use the free cupcake frosting in the waiting room the lube and paint your face with my jizz, while in the car dealership and we could acceptably do that. She could also propose to me "babebro, i'm going to peg you with my doc martens and spit in your disgusting face and then jack you off onto a plate of tacos and eat those tacos in front of you and then puke them back onto your face", while on a champagne break during some fancy ballet recital and people around would just go about their boring ass business and fuck off somewhere else cuz i don't give a shit. |
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09-29-2017, 10:50 PM | #30 |
Braindead
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Prude.
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