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12-30-2007, 12:16 AM | #1 |
Immortal
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this place is unviewable on dial up
every time i get a full page ad I have to go back and then it takes another 12 minutes to reload a page at which time i get another ad
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12-30-2007, 12:18 AM | #2 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: CA
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that sounds like a good thing, less netphoria, less abuse and thus, a better life. this place is a real killer.
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12-30-2007, 12:45 AM | #3 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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this place is slowly killing me
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12-30-2007, 12:48 AM | #4 |
Banned
Location: compton
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hey man snoop is real feal me
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12-30-2007, 01:00 AM | #5 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Damn fine cup of coffee.
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Why do you have to use dial up right now?
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12-30-2007, 01:02 AM | #6 |
Banned
Location: compton
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hey niga fuck u wile im livin thelife in comptin wit brodband intatnet i dont disaspect those back in the hood who gota use the oldschool shit kno wat i mean u got to stay tru to u roots remerber were u come from my niga shit
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12-30-2007, 01:08 AM | #7 |
Immortal
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12-30-2007, 01:10 AM | #8 |
Banned
Location: compton
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niga u is wackl
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12-30-2007, 01:30 AM | #9 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: CA
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Scientists Release Study : Netphoria Viewers Likely To Years Prematurely
by Angela Hathorne NEW YORK - Scientists have revealed their findings that show that in fact, Netphorian viewers are more suseptable to mental instability and acts of random violence. The team of scientists posted under anonymous indentities, in order to prevent any knowledge of the study, hopefully remaining in a neutral position. "We began this study around '98, shortly after the release of the smashing pumpkins' album ADORE. It was a pretty easy study, we posted around five times a day," said head in charge stastician Dorothy Manger, "eventually we had to rotate posts among different users," she told MSNBC, "the first person who we assigned the job was dissed and commited a murder/suicide after shortly beginning the task." While the scientists put their lives at risk for the study, none others experienced any random acts of death or violence. "We had another member who was in charge of talking to members off the forum," another spokesperson said, "he is currently in a behavioral facility for schizophrenia, after hearing voices of several posters." The groundbreaking study was not a suprise to people posting on the board. With thousands of users, and only a percantage active, most of them posting for months and years, the majority of first time posters were psychologically incapable of posting again. Owner of the Netphorian forum, Andrew Pakula, had no comment on the matter. He posted an announcement discrediting the study, which suggested that a permanent closure may be best suited for the board, which stated, "This forum will not go quietly. While many of the posters on here may die prematurely, it may be a relief, not many of them buy the ad free version of the forum, and I haven't made shit in the past few years." Though the monetary compensation may be a motivation for keeping the board open, it is claimed by the administrator that all proceeds go to server costs. A poster who wished to remain anonymous in order to prevent "flaming" stated, "I don't have a credit card, well, I do, but it's been maxed out on internet porn. That's probably why there's so many godamm ads on the website, because the owner can't get the free net porn." The survey has yet to be approved by the FDA, which may schedule the forum into Schedule I, along with other dangerous, addictive narcotics such as heroin and crack cocaine. There has been no poll taken in the general forum to see the community's position, but it is believed that no posters will be interested in retiring from the forum. If you or a loved one has problems with netphoria, please contact the local hospital immediately for your safety as well as others. Copyright 2007 MSNBC News |
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12-30-2007, 01:47 AM | #10 |
Banned
Location: compton
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niga im sorry but that shit is wack u is lame niga take snoop of ur pic
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12-30-2007, 12:15 PM | #11 |
Fine! I'll go make my own
web site. With Blackjack, and Hookers... Actually, forget the web site. Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 3,820
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Why are you still on dial up?
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12-30-2007, 12:51 PM | #12 |
Banned
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redbull why do you talk about masturbating so much
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12-30-2007, 07:03 PM | #13 |
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Who the fuck still uses dial up? Do you live in the middle ages or something?
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12-30-2007, 07:21 PM | #14 |
Rambling on
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Well I'll be damned
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12-30-2007, 07:39 PM | #15 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Australia
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I have to use Netphoria on a 28k dialup at home (don't ask) and it runs fine. I run Adblock though...
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12-30-2007, 07:41 PM | #16 |
Rambling on
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why do you have to use netphoria on a 28k dialup at home?
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12-30-2007, 07:42 PM | #17 |
Rambling on
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oh shoot, sorry about that, didn't read that part until now.
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12-31-2007, 04:23 AM | #18 |
Minion of Satan
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