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11-07-2017, 01:32 AM | #61 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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I am with the se x but always haha. you know
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11-07-2017, 01:34 AM | #62 |
Braindead
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I haven't smoked weed in literally years
Buzzard can you hook me up pls |
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11-07-2017, 02:30 AM | #63 |
Minion of Satan
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You should curtail the weed and casually drink man.
Nothing like going on a nice long walk in the beaming sunlight with your shirt off, sun toasting your skin, drinking 3 or 4 beers with your music blasting through the headphones. Heaven on earth man. |
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11-07-2017, 02:36 AM | #64 |
Braindead
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Did fuzzy hack your account?
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11-07-2017, 02:36 AM | #65 |
Braindead
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hi fuzzard
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11-07-2017, 02:57 AM | #66 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
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if i'm ever successful i'll hire you took
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11-07-2017, 03:31 AM | #67 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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11-07-2017, 05:32 AM | #68 |
Socialphobic
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My husband has stopped drinking as much. He decided to stop taking his medication and has also decided he doesn't want to go to church and doesn't think I should force the kids to go but won't hold it against me if I go.
At least he's stopped drinking so much I guess. |
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11-07-2017, 06:01 PM | #69 |
Socialphobic
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Sounds like a good guy.
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11-07-2017, 07:33 PM | #70 |
Braindead
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11-07-2017, 10:24 PM | #71 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Drinking wine and watching Dr. Strangelove.
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11-07-2017, 10:41 PM | #72 |
Minion of Satan
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It's probably mustum.
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11-07-2017, 11:31 PM | #73 |
full of longing
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it's a priceless steinway
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11-08-2017, 12:11 AM | #74 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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The finest ten dollars can buy from Walmart.
Livin' la Vida Loca. |
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11-08-2017, 03:41 AM | #75 |
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Wine is a nightmare. Sometimes cheap wine is totally drinkable and doesn't leave me feeling like death the next day, and sometimes I would rather get drunk on mouthwash, and there's no telling which kind of cheap wine it is until you've paid for it and opened the bottle. What evil is this
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11-08-2017, 03:55 AM | #76 |
Socialphobic
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My newly non-drinking, non-medication taking, non-church-going husband has also started exercising every day, and told me awkwardly last night about how he had lunch with a younger woman who works as part of the team he is doing some work for. She's interested in DevOps and he needs to mentor and foster anyone with an interest in DevOps and it would be unprofessional to treat her any differently just because of her age and gender.
Is this the beginning of the end of vixnix's marriage y/n Is her life going to become the full expat stereotype where the marriage breaks down amidst gaudy poolside luxury and an unexpectedly increased cashflow simply because a temptation as old as time - sex with a young childless woman who respects you and cares about what you have to say - has arrived on the scene. Do I pay Indonesian gangsters to kill her and make it look accidental y/n, and what is the appropriate fee that should be paid? |
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11-08-2017, 04:22 AM | #77 | |
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11-08-2017, 04:46 AM | #78 | ||
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-08-2017, 04:53 AM | #79 |
Socialphobic
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I know!
You could make a career out of this. CAIC picks your future. For a fee. Money in the bank.... |
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11-08-2017, 05:08 AM | #80 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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FELLAS!
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11-08-2017, 05:09 AM | #81 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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i'm sorry about your loss
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11-08-2017, 05:22 AM | #82 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-08-2017, 05:24 AM | #83 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Vixnix just take an axe to her head, Raskolnikov style.
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11-08-2017, 05:43 AM | #84 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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it's just very offensive
it implies that vix isn't worth drinking less or working out for which is offensive not going to say that she is or isn't, because i don't know that |
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11-08-2017, 05:59 AM | #85 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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your boys can call her "mummy 2" or "young mummy".
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11-08-2017, 09:10 AM | #86 |
dumb
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11-08-2017, 12:30 PM | #87 |
Braindead
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oh boy....
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11-08-2017, 12:31 PM | #88 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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what medications was he taking?
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11-08-2017, 01:43 PM | #89 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
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On the bright side, this is as good an excuse as any for Vixnix to justify a fling with Tehb0lly!!1
Don't think I don't see how you two look at each other's avatars. |
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11-08-2017, 02:30 PM | #90 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
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i'm gonna start exercising for an older woman here
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