my parents called me a fag today

03-26-2002, 09:48 PM

Apparently wearing red nailpolish correlates with wanting to have sex with men. Go figure.

03-26-2002, 09:48 PM

doesnt it?

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03-26-2002, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by NinjaTurtle:
doesnt it?

03-26-2002, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by NinjaTurtle:
doesnt it?

03-26-2002, 09:52 PM

are you sure it wasnt the skirt that threw them off?

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03-26-2002, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by Ihaman:

<3

03-26-2002, 10:40 PM

red nail polish? now purple or black, but red?

you fag.

03-26-2002, 10:46 PM

You do come across as a little bit prissy.

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03-26-2002, 11:01 PM

you need to come out...it's getting old.

03-26-2002, 11:06 PM

Punch your dad in the face. That'll show em.

03-26-2002, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by Kumar Littlejeans:
Punch your dad in the face. That'll show em.

Either that or start picking out clothing items in the misses department.

Do these polyester pants make my hips look fat?

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03-26-2002, 11:16 PM

Don't get mad! Get even. Take that red nailpolish and splash it all over your dad's eyes. Then, while he's blinded, jump on him and repeatedly pummel his left ear until it begins bleeding. Commence screaming, "RED MAKES YOU A FAG!" while you jump on his stomach until one of his ribs breaks. Then jizz all over his ass.

That'll show him.

03-26-2002, 11:30 PM

tell him you're a commie instead.

03-26-2002, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by Skye:
tell him you're a commie instead.

"My son is not a homosexual. He may be a lot of things. He may be homosexual, but my son is not a communist!"

And I second what Alex says. Come out or shut up. Pretending you're gay when you're not is not a good idea, by the way.

03-26-2002, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by raindrops + sunshowers:
Don't get mad! Get even. Take that red nailpolish and splash it all over your dad's eyes. Then, while he's blinded, jump on him and repeatedly pummel his left ear until it begins bleeding. Commence screaming, "RED MAKES YOU A FAG!" while you jump on his stomach until one of his ribs breaks. Then jizz all over his ass.

That'll show him.

This is the absolute stupidest thing I have ever read on this board - and that's saying a lot.

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03-27-2002, 12:04 AM

03-27-2002, 12:10 AM

well then if you're a fag, then, according to my dad, i want to date you!

03-27-2002, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by pale_princess:
well then if you're a fag, then, according to my dad, i want to date you!

its true! she only goes for the fags, I don't get it!

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03-27-2002, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory:
This is the absolute stupidest thing I have ever read on this board - and that's saying a lot.

Obviously, my wicked satire flew right over your head.

He was wearing red nailpolish--what are most folks going to construe from that?

03-27-2002, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by raindrops + sunshowers:
Obviously, my wicked satire flew right over your head.

He was wearing red nailpolish--what are most folks going to construe from that?

Who said it flew over my head? I just said it was stupid. Contrary to what you believe, satire CAN be stupid.

He's a guy, he's wearing nailpolish. I think it's safe to say that thinking he could possibly be gay based on that fact alone is a good assumption. Either that, or he's a struggling, tormented, universally-misunderstood musician.

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03-27-2002, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory:
Who said it flew over my head? I just said it was stupid. Contrary to what you believe, satire CAN be stupid.

He's a guy, he's wearing nailpolish. I think it's safe to say that thinking he could possibly be gay based on that fact alone is a good assumption. Either that, or he's a struggling, tormented, universally-misunderstood musician.

But if the entire point of the satire was to post the dumbest thing possible (which it was), then in that case, I have succeeded mightily. Thank you for your affirmation.

For the record, I've worn nailpolish before, and I am far from gay.

03-27-2002, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by melancholymystic:
***.

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03-27-2002, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by raindrops + sunshowers:
But if the entire point of the satire was to post the dumbest thing possible (which it was), then in that case, I have succeeded mightily. Thank you for your affirmation.

For the record, I've worn nailpolish before, and I am far from gay.

THEN U IZ A WINNAR!

...nailpolish wearing faggot

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03-27-2002, 12:53 AM

I bet you have AIDS too

03-27-2002, 01:08 AM

For the record, I'm heterosexual. I was just being dumb. And seeing how much my fellow classmates would let me get away with before taunting me. Apparently I have a long way to go before crossing the line, or perhaps I've crossed it so long ago no one notices. Or maybe no one cares. Yeah, that's it.

"What? Tear stained glass dumb? Wow, I would've never expected that!"

03-27-2002, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by tear stained glass:
Apparently wearing red nailpolish correlates with wanting to have sex with men. Go figure.

whadda fuckin FAGOT

03-27-2002, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by sean:
whadda fuckin FAGOT

Isn't it better in the promotion of self esteem and ultimately quicker to write 'What a' rather than 'whadda'.

03-27-2002, 07:41 PM

i can't believe it hasn't been posted it yet?

i'm ashamed of you all.

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03-27-2002, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by SHAUNNAS DAD!:
its true! she only goes for the fags, I don't get it!

You know what they say, about daughters wanting to date their fathers

03-27-2002, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by NegaBenji:
You know what they say, about daughters wanting to date their fathers

yeah, that pesky fucking Oedipus complex

03-26-2002, 09:48 PM	#1
tear stained glass Posts: n/a	my parents called me a fag today Apparently wearing red nailpolish correlates with wanting to have sex with men. Go figure.

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03-26-2002, 09:48 PM	#2
NinjaTurtle Posts: n/a	doesnt it? ------------------ the kids ass is a duck aim - Tsai707

03-26-2002, 09:52 PM	#5
NinjaTurtle Posts: n/a	are you sure it wasnt the skirt that threw them off? ------------------ the kids ass is a duck aim - Tsai707

03-26-2002, 10:40 PM	#7
wounded Posts: n/a	red nail polish? now purple or black, but red? you fag.

03-26-2002, 10:46 PM	#8
Ghetto_Squirrel Posts: n/a	You do come across as a little bit prissy. ------------------ http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/dell-ass1.jpg "old navy is for teenage mothers, middle aged suburban dental assistants with scrunchies and tonya harding." - frail_and_bedazzled AIM: Mista Saki

03-26-2002, 11:01 PM	#9
peabody Posts: n/a	you need to come out...it's getting old.

03-26-2002, 11:06 PM	#10
Kumar Littlejeans Posts: n/a	Punch your dad in the face. That'll show em.

03-26-2002, 11:16 PM	#12
raindrops + sunshowers Posts: n/a	Don't get mad! Get even. Take that red nailpolish and splash it all over your dad's eyes. Then, while he's blinded, jump on him and repeatedly pummel his left ear until it begins bleeding. Commence screaming, "RED MAKES YOU A FAG!" while you jump on his stomach until one of his ribs breaks. Then jizz all over his ass. That'll show him.

03-26-2002, 11:30 PM	#13
Skye Posts: n/a	tell him you're a commie instead.

03-27-2002, 12:10 AM	#17
pale_princess Posts: n/a	well then if you're a fag, then, according to my dad, i want to date you!

03-27-2002, 12:53 AM	#24
Travis Meeks Posts: n/a	I bet you have AIDS too

03-27-2002, 01:08 AM	#25
tear stained glass Posts: n/a	For the record, I'm heterosexual. I was just being dumb. And seeing how much my fellow classmates would let me get away with before taunting me. Apparently I have a long way to go before crossing the line, or perhaps I've crossed it so long ago no one notices. Or maybe no one cares. Yeah, that's it. "What? Tear stained glass dumb? Wow, I would've never expected that!"

03-27-2002, 07:41 PM	#28
wounded Posts: n/a	i can't believe it hasn't been posted it yet? i'm ashamed of you all. http://chumor.vo.llnw.net/adult_cdn/...ures/ponch.jpg