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Old 07-15-2019, 10:17 AM   #4471
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I went to an avant garde improvisation group this evening, I was hanging out with one of the performers afterwards, he offered me what I thought was his cigarette, I took a puff, and it turned out to be weed. It was a nice surprise, and a nice way to find out.

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 10:20 AM   #4472
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But every dude i was in bands with would wrinkle a nostril if i brought it up

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Old 07-15-2019, 03:39 PM   #4473
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I went to an avant garde improvisation group this evening, I was hanging out with one of the performers afterwards, he offered me what I thought was his cigarette, I took a puff, and it turned out to be weed. It was a nice surprise, and a nice way to find out.
Not sure who just offers an already lit cigarette

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 05:08 PM   #4474
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he said it was avant garde. learn how to read, ilp!

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 06:33 PM   #4475
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Not sure who just offers an already lit cigarette
I've had the opposite happen, where someone asks if they can have a puff of my cigarette.

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 06:40 PM   #4476
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Me too, but it isn't something that you just pass around like a joint unprompted. Well idk about vaping culture but not a regular cig.

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 06:43 PM   #4477
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he said it was avant garde. learn how to read, ilp!
I automatically tune out "avant garde" as a descriptor. It's an entrenched bias of mine.

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:06 PM   #4478
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never passed a cig?

i see you guys have never been in a homeless shelter. and i pity you!

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:06 PM   #4479
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worst thing is when you ask for a drag and it turns out to be a methol

yeesh!

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:10 PM   #4480
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i only share cigs with the guys i want to fuck.

i've been going to a substance abuse specialist so i wont be drunk on fri/sat/sun/mon/tues and also so my wife doesnt leave me. so far so good. im down to 9 drinks a week which if i can stick to i guess is fine.

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:23 PM   #4481
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are you saying i want to have sex with the shelter bums?

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:30 PM   #4482
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Are they avant-garde?

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:44 PM   #4483
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is it cool to fb friend your substance abuse counselor id you dont post pics of yourself using drugs online? i told her i havent been replacing booze with pot but i have. maybe ill keep it professional for now.

i saw a psychaitrist to get some antabuse and we really hit it off talking about ssris and mushrooms. maybe i could fb friend him too.

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:45 PM   #4484
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id share a cig with either of them is what im getting at

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:46 PM   #4485
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Why don’t you go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested place from which you came?

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:49 PM   #4486
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my mom was like sponsoring these boys to go to boy scouts or some shit, idk, a few years ago, then last year the fat dumb one who was 17 by that point got caught by the cops (prolly the slowest dumbest runner) after his new buddies fuckin decapitated some girl in the woods or some shit. so the media called it "ms-13" so the prosecutor decided to set an example and now that kid is in jail forever.

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:52 PM   #4487
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but i mean i played in those woods all the time never felt broken or crime infested to me. last time i was walking in them with my mom and her old lady friend we found some human hair nestled under a small tree and i was like (i was stoned but still) "holy shit there is all this human hair here" and they were like nah its like a deer or something and i was like no this is some blonde persons long ass human locks and they were like well whatev and went on talking about their ailments and i was like eh maybe im just high and its nbd so we kept walking

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 07:53 PM   #4488
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in hindsight tho, i think it was prolly witchcraft related

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 08:25 PM   #4489
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never passed a cig?

i see you guys have never been in a homeless shelter. and i pity you!
I've shared plenty of cigarettes, but someone has always had to ask. Passing something without prompting is usually a weed thing.

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 09:11 PM   #4490
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Yeah, but in the shelter everyone is an addict and broke and out of cigs. They are constantly bumming smokes from whoever happens to have some. And when you do have some, you immediately offer it to your buddies so that the other losers won't try to get in on it.

The most hardcore would go fishing in the cans of butts by the doors of local businesses. Then they'd roll up that shit and contract tuberculosis, hepatitis, herpes, AIDS, Christianity, etc.

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 09:41 PM   #4491
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I did that without being in a homeless shelter. Good time to boast that I've been quit for a year and 8 months today!

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 09:46 PM   #4492
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Good job, ILP. Keep it up.


I think I need to go get my throat checked out.

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 09:47 PM   #4493
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is it cool to fb friend your substance abuse counselor id you dont post pics of yourself using drugs online? i told her i havent been replacing booze with pot but i have. maybe ill keep it professional for now.

i saw a psychaitrist to get some antabuse and we really hit it off talking about ssris and mushrooms. maybe i could fb friend him too.
i would feel weird about that myself, just cause they're a counselor, ie have power over me. sharing a cigarette or friending

from what i've read the sinclair method is less evil and more effective

 
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Old 07-15-2019, 10:57 PM   #4494
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is it cool to fb friend your substance abuse counselor id you dont post pics of yourself using drugs online? i told her i havent been replacing booze with pot but i have. maybe ill keep it professional for now.

i saw a psychaitrist to get some antabuse and we really hit it off talking about ssris and mushrooms. maybe i could fb friend him too.
being friends on fb with current counselors is definitely not professional of them imo, but it's their responsibility to enforce boundaries if they want to so yolo

 
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Old 07-16-2019, 01:36 AM   #4495
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Me too, but it isn't something that you just pass around like a joint unprompted. Well idk about vaping culture but not a regular cig.
I was the only one not smoking, and I was the first one it was passed to.

 
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Old 07-16-2019, 01:43 AM   #4496
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I saw someone post to social media that they're going to do "Dry July", ie not drink alcohol for all of July. On a whim, I decided to not drink this month either. This is basically me now:

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man...elf-sober-now/

 
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Old 07-16-2019, 01:54 AM   #4497
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I was the only one not smoking, and I was the first one it was passed to.
Wouldn't it stand to reason that you don't smoke cigarettes, then? Idk, to me tobacco isn't something you just pass around because it isn't as universally desired as weed. I'm surprised we're still having any sort of continuing conversation about this by now

 
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Old 07-16-2019, 01:55 AM   #4498
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The real question is, was the improv any good?

 
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Old 07-16-2019, 02:10 AM   #4499
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Wouldn't it stand to reason that you don't smoke cigarettes, then? Idk, to me tobacco isn't something you just pass around because it isn't as universally desired as weed. I'm surprised we're still having any sort of continuing conversation about this by now
Only when someone offers or I feel it wouldn't be inappropriate to bum them from someone. I have bought only three packs of cigarettes in my entire life.

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The real question is, was the improv any good?
Oh yes. There was one guy playing a synth that sounded like a guitar, one guy playing guitar that sounded like a synth, and one guy playing freak-jazz scales on a guitar that sounded unusually unadulterated. They played for about an hour straight.

 
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Old 07-16-2019, 08:53 AM   #4500
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Even middle class people share cigarettes in NZ because the tax makes them a luxury item. Not sure how much things have changed in the U.S....but I think cigarettes are $30 for a pack of 20, now in NZ.

Minimum wage is around $18, so with income tax you have to do around two hours of work for a pack of 20 cigarettes

 
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