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Old 11-23-2018, 12:26 PM   #3361
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Not even a little

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 12:29 PM   #3362
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Considering the end result? Yes.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 12:33 PM   #3363
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is sex even worth it without an hour of foreplay?
You would say this

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 12:54 PM   #3364
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I had a quickee one morning last week before work and it made the rest of my day that much better. So, yeah. /argument

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 01:36 PM   #3365
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Considering the end result? Yes.
YES GOOD POINTE I 2 JUST LOVE HOW IF U DO IT RITE ALL KINDSA STUFF COMES OUT YOUR BODY AT THE END RESULT WOW +++

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 01:49 PM   #3366
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Sex is nearly always worth it, in a marriage. Especially one that has lasted a good few years years and/or one with children. You’re in sex renegade territory then.

I laughed a little too hard at that Chris Rock bit about sex in a marriage. Where the wife gives a lazy three-lick fellatio and then says “Is it hard? Put it in. I gotta fold these clothes.”

If you like fuckin’, marriage ain’t for you!

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 01:58 PM   #3367
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that is actually a serious fear that I have and a big part of why I will probably never get married. sex is one of the most important dimensions in a relationship to me, and I can't imagine being happy in a situation where the sex is just routine and boring, and not fueled by passion

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 02:11 PM   #3368
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I had a quickee one morning last week before work and it made the rest of my day that much better. So, yeah. /argument
I was half-joking, but IMO sex is universally a lot better when there is a lot of build up and also cuddles after. Yes, quickies can be good but I guess I don't really see sex as something you measure by the end result. The man almost always orgasms anyway and it's something I can also do myself in 2 minutes. It's more about the wholistic experience. I can't speak on one night situations so much cause it's not really my MO, but even if you and your partner are sleeping together casually, I think sex is about making that connection with another person and having a shared intimate, vulnerable experience. Having an orgasm and elevated endorphins afterwards is only one part of that.

It's not that fast sex can't be fun or exciting, but for me it will never compare to the "full experience." I feel like no one says the best sex they ever had was a quickie

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 02:27 PM   #3369
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Considering the end result? Yes.
End result doesn't always cum so easily for all body parts

But I don't hate quickies, if they're mutually successful. Hell, sometimes I'm even total unselfish about it, tbh. There are infinite ways to love!!

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 03:49 PM   #3370
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Old 11-23-2018, 05:26 PM   #3371
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guys can you just imagine an alternate reality where Jamie Woon is bigger than The Weeknd?

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 05:27 PM   #3372
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just wondering here

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 05:47 PM   #3373
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There is no possible world where Woon is bigger than the Weekend. The Weekend is necessarily bigger than Woon. It is part of his essence.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 05:49 PM   #3374
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My dad is bigger than both of those fools.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 06:13 PM   #3375
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Jeez, enough of the sex talk already.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 06:38 PM   #3376
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I was half-joking, but IMO sex is universally a lot better when there is a lot of build up and also cuddles after. Yes, quickies can be good but I guess I don't really see sex as something you measure by the end result. The man almost always orgasms anyway and it's something I can also do myself in 2 minutes. It's more about the wholistic experience. I can't speak on one night situations so much cause it's not really my MO, but even if you and your partner are sleeping together casually, I think sex is about making that connection with another person and having a shared intimate, vulnerable experience. Having an orgasm and elevated endorphins afterwards is only one part of that.

It's not that fast sex can't be fun or exciting, but for me it will never compare to the "full experience." I feel like no one says the best sex they ever had was a quickie
I'm just sayin'. Cumming feels good. For both parties.

And sex is like pizza. Even bad (but consensual) sex is good sex.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 06:51 PM   #3377
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unless you count being forced to watch an episode of Twin Peaks beforehand as foreplay hell no with this 2 hours stuff

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:23 PM   #3378
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And sex is like pizza. Even bad (but consensual) sex is good sex.
I disagree with this so much.

I've had sex so bad that I would have very much prefered to have taken a very satisfying shit instead.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:25 PM   #3379
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But that comes with the territory of being undesirable and worthless. If f you don't have practice at sex, then you won't be good at it. And if you aren't good at it, you won't get opportunities to practice it, because you'll have no repeat customers and everybody will just ghost you.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:34 PM   #3380
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I disagree with this so much.

I've had sex so bad that I would have very much prefered to have taken a very satisfying shit instead.
Well, that's a whole other thing. I've always enjoyed a good shit. I also am a sucker for a sneeze attack.

I don't think I've had sex that was ever so bad that I regretted it, but I guess that's the benefit (?) of a lifetime of monogamy. I've never had a one night stand and can count on one hand the amount of partners I've had.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:35 PM   #3381
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unless you count being forced to watch an episode of Twin Peaks beforehand as foreplay hell no with this 2 hours stuff

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:36 PM   #3382
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Foreplay is like the best part. And it's the least physically exerting, which is good because I have a budding dad bod.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:36 PM   #3383
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I also enjoy taking a good, thorough dump.

That's all I've got.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:44 PM   #3384
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You feel like you could do a Cirque du Soleil routine afterward, you feel so fucking light.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:46 PM   #3385
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I mean Cactus Olay

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:55 PM   #3386
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btw I totally feel you dk. the last time i made out with a woman (and the only reason that happened was a friend hooked me up) the first thing she said was "you don't do this very often, do you?"

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:56 PM   #3387
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and that was in february.


 
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Old 11-23-2018, 07:57 PM   #3388
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I disagree with this so much.

I've had sex so bad that I would have very much preferred to have taken a very satisfying shit instead.
I agree with this so much. Bad sex is very disillusioning, especially in repeated doses. I don't believe it has everything to do with monogamy, either. Yes monogamy (or consistent partners in polyamory) gives those involved time to figure out what works best, but some people are just good at sex, or are having good days. And some definitely aren't.

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 08:59 PM   #3389
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I've had sex with no "end result" because condoms suckkkkk

 
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Old 11-23-2018, 09:10 PM   #3390
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Sure, blame the condom.

Really though, you should know bread is not an aphrodisiac.

 
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