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Old 09-21-2006, 11:43 AM   #1
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let's. the current status on the ongoing analysis of patrick stein:

stage 1: weak, feminine weezer fanboy
stage 2: increased hippness, electroclash, post-rock. more confidence
-----------jewish intermission phase--------------------------
stage 3: arrogant cineast
stage 4: hyper masculin careerist ala sppunk. only expresses himself with short,
generalizing statments like "some are intelligent, some aren't"
"social competense is imparative for success in any field of work".
"no one loves a man who cannot stand up for himself"
- sub phase-----> egomania
- sub phase-----> narcissism
- sub phase-----> napoleon complex, ie "i have this beautiful girlfriend that allows me to fuck her, you never thought THAT would happen did you world?! my next goal is to conquer spain".

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Old 09-21-2006, 11:43 AM   #2
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and of course: "no, homo"

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:46 AM   #3
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there was a step in there somewhere that centers heavily around being real indie and hip, but other than that, that looks like a pretty good list to me

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:47 AM   #4
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ok i'm editing

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:48 AM   #5
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also sppunk-esque, there has been an element of 'my girlfriend is perfect, i am therefore a superior man, and i am on top of the world' from time to time

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:50 AM   #6
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yeah but that goes under hyper masculin.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:53 AM   #7
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how about the occasional attitude of 'you are here to serve me. i will ask that you tell me all that you know about a given topic, be detailed. and why wouldn't you, i am the one who has asked, i am patrick.'.. i think we can be more nuanced, if you're up for that. if not, i'm ok with how it is, so long as we acknolwedge that the hyper masculine umbrella encompasses a lot of aspects.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:56 AM   #8
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i can safely say he never liked electroclash

 
Old 09-21-2006, 11:59 AM   #9
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I think he is a jew.
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Old 09-21-2006, 12:07 PM   #10
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i'll let that be left under stage 4, i'd need a bunch of subcategories and stuff otherwise.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 12:08 PM   #11
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we do need a photo to really make this portrait 'pop'

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 12:12 PM   #12
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ah yes for each stage

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 12:13 PM   #13
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Speaking of stages, sometimes i just refresh deans threads and posts for 5 minutes or so and follow the thought processes in his edits.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 12:26 PM   #14
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ooooo you caught me(!?). either way, post pictures of the different stages here people, if you've got some.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 12:29 PM   #15
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I love the intermission.
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Old 09-21-2006, 01:49 PM   #16
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Patrick.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 02:54 PM   #17
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if i was patrick i'd feel offended

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 03:18 PM   #18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz
let's. the current status on the ongoing analysis of patrick stein:

stage 1: weak, feminine weezer fanboy
stage 2: increased hippness, electroclash, post-rock. more confidence
-----------jewish intermission phase--------------------------
stage 3: arrogant cineast
stage 4: hyper masculin careerist ala sppunk. only expresses himself with short,
generalizing statments like "some are intelligent, some aren't"
"social competense is imparative for success in any field of work".
"no one loves a man who cannot stand up for himself"
- sub phase-----> egomania
- sub phase-----> narcissism
- sub phase-----> napoleon complex, ie "i have this beautiful girlfriend that allows me to fuck her, you never thought THAT would happen did you world?! my next goal is to conquer spain".
shit, i guess i go to art school with 40% of patricks

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 04:49 PM   #19
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i wouldn't be caught dead attending an art school

re: the girlfriend thing, i just happen to know i have a very beautiful and brilliant and lovely girlfriend and that's fair game for gloating


and you actually were pretty dead on about the spain thing, i plan on owning a summer house somewhere in catalonia one day

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 04:52 PM   #20
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and truthfully that's a fairly accurate analysis, stages three and four could be combined pave the way for stage five, my inevitable success as a filmmaker or something of that nature

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 04:58 PM   #21
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also i don't think i could possibly ever be described as hyper-masculine in any scenario, i just believe in the gentleman's protocol :|

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 05:01 PM   #22
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wait you really did like electroclash?

 
Old 09-21-2006, 05:02 PM   #23
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wait you really did like electroclash?
i love the ladytron record "604" but i think that's the only real consideration i've ever given the genre, i also think avenue d is funny but everything else i've heard has been crap

i think electroclash was being used as a metaphor if anything

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 05:03 PM   #24
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ok i still love you

 
Old 09-21-2006, 05:05 PM   #25
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good

have you told netphoria about our plans, sean?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 05:07 PM   #26
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i would if i felt they deserved to know about our grand endeavors

 
Old 09-21-2006, 05:08 PM   #27
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you passed the test



 
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