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09-21-2006, 11:43 AM | #1 |
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deconstructing patrick
let's. the current status on the ongoing analysis of patrick stein:
stage 1: weak, feminine weezer fanboy stage 2: increased hippness, electroclash, post-rock. more confidence -----------jewish intermission phase-------------------------- stage 3: arrogant cineast stage 4: hyper masculin careerist ala sppunk. only expresses himself with short, generalizing statments like "some are intelligent, some aren't" "social competense is imparative for success in any field of work". "no one loves a man who cannot stand up for himself" - sub phase-----> egomania - sub phase-----> narcissism - sub phase-----> napoleon complex, ie "i have this beautiful girlfriend that allows me to fuck her, you never thought THAT would happen did you world?! my next goal is to conquer spain". Last edited by dean_r_koontz : 09-21-2006 at 12:30 PM. |
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09-21-2006, 11:43 AM | #2 |
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and of course: "no, homo"
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09-21-2006, 11:46 AM | #3 |
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there was a step in there somewhere that centers heavily around being real indie and hip, but other than that, that looks like a pretty good list to me
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09-21-2006, 11:47 AM | #4 |
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ok i'm editing
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09-21-2006, 11:48 AM | #5 |
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also sppunk-esque, there has been an element of 'my girlfriend is perfect, i am therefore a superior man, and i am on top of the world' from time to time
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09-21-2006, 11:50 AM | #6 |
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yeah but that goes under hyper masculin.
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09-21-2006, 11:53 AM | #7 |
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how about the occasional attitude of 'you are here to serve me. i will ask that you tell me all that you know about a given topic, be detailed. and why wouldn't you, i am the one who has asked, i am patrick.'.. i think we can be more nuanced, if you're up for that. if not, i'm ok with how it is, so long as we acknolwedge that the hyper masculine umbrella encompasses a lot of aspects.
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09-21-2006, 11:56 AM | #8 |
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i can safely say he never liked electroclash
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09-21-2006, 11:59 AM | #9 |
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I think he is a jew.
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09-21-2006, 12:07 PM | #10 |
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i'll let that be left under stage 4, i'd need a bunch of subcategories and stuff otherwise.
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09-21-2006, 12:08 PM | #11 |
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we do need a photo to really make this portrait 'pop'
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09-21-2006, 12:12 PM | #12 |
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ah yes for each stage
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09-21-2006, 12:13 PM | #13 |
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Speaking of stages, sometimes i just refresh deans threads and posts for 5 minutes or so and follow the thought processes in his edits.
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09-21-2006, 12:26 PM | #14 |
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ooooo you caught me(!?). either way, post pictures of the different stages here people, if you've got some.
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09-21-2006, 12:29 PM | #15 |
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I love the intermission.
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09-21-2006, 01:49 PM | #16 |
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Patrick.
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09-21-2006, 02:54 PM | #17 |
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if i was patrick i'd feel offended
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09-21-2006, 03:18 PM | #18 | |
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09-21-2006, 04:49 PM | #19 |
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i wouldn't be caught dead attending an art school
re: the girlfriend thing, i just happen to know i have a very beautiful and brilliant and lovely girlfriend and that's fair game for gloating and you actually were pretty dead on about the spain thing, i plan on owning a summer house somewhere in catalonia one day |
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09-21-2006, 04:52 PM | #20 |
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and truthfully that's a fairly accurate analysis, stages three and four could be combined pave the way for stage five, my inevitable success as a filmmaker or something of that nature
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09-21-2006, 04:58 PM | #21 |
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also i don't think i could possibly ever be described as hyper-masculine in any scenario, i just believe in the gentleman's protocol :|
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09-21-2006, 05:01 PM | #22 |
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wait you really did like electroclash?
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09-21-2006, 05:02 PM | #23 | |
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i think electroclash was being used as a metaphor if anything |
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09-21-2006, 05:03 PM | #24 |
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ok i still love you
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09-21-2006, 05:05 PM | #25 |
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good
have you told netphoria about our plans, sean? |
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09-21-2006, 05:07 PM | #26 |
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i would if i felt they deserved to know about our grand endeavors
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09-21-2006, 05:08 PM | #27 |
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you passed the test
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