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Old 03-06-2014, 08:24 PM   #1
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Default Why does Billy Corgan hate treadmills

either that or he likes Taco Bell too much.

FAT RICH FUCK CAN'T DO A CROSS TRAINING CLASS NOW AND THEN?

WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 08:24 PM   #2
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the least he could do is buy a big enough sweater that will cover up HIS LARD CATCHER

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 09:52 PM   #3
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it looks like he lost a little weight recently

 
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:18 PM   #4
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quit flaunting your thin privileged.

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 12:16 AM   #5
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I always wondered how rich people could be fat.

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 12:27 AM   #6
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seems like an ok guy

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 01:57 AM   #7
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I always wondered how rich people could be fat.
Pure laziness. Body and soul.

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 02:38 AM   #8
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I figure bill's still wearing the same clothes that he got in the 90s

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 02:47 AM   #9
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when he's at ross he's probably like "yeah i'm definitely a 32 still"

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 02:52 AM   #10
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I always wondered how rich people could be fat.
this.

rich people agenda for the day: wake up?


fucking take a walk and cut down on the pancakes

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 03:20 AM   #11
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man.

working out sucks. period. it's fuckin miserable. you get sweaty and it takes effort and it's really boring actually. i don't think being rich factors into that at all.

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 03:37 AM   #12
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i thought you said making out and i was like WHATTTTT

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:01 AM   #13
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i thought you said making out and i was like WHATTTTT
when you replace "working out" with "making out" in his post, it actually makes a perfectly fine sentence.

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:09 AM   #14
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He just needs new clothes. Not sure why he insists flaunting his T&A.

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 10:14 PM   #15
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It's all those vegan treats.

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Old 03-07-2014, 10:18 PM   #16
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you don't need to work out in order to lose weight
in fact the easiest way is to barely move and eat almost nothing

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 11:23 PM   #17
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I used to eat out everyday for at least one meal. That was the main luxury I afforded myself and since I've stopped in the past month the weight has been flying off. My mom is worried about me.

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 11:24 PM   #18
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That probably has more to do with my culinary skills though...

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 11:46 PM   #19
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you don't need to work out in order to lose weight
in fact the easiest way is to barely move and eat almost nothing
Yup, I lost 28 pounds and counting in the last year just from subtle calorie control, no exercise whatsoever (besides running up and down stairs at work). Need to start jogging so I can tone up though

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 11:47 PM   #20
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man.

working out sucks. period. it's fuckin miserable. you get sweaty and it takes effort and it's really boring actually. i don't think being rich factors into that at all.
It reeeealy sucks to start, but you feel great afterward...gotta find the right tunes or audiobook to get you through it.

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 11:48 PM   #21
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I just hate the time it takes out of your day

 
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Old 03-07-2014, 11:55 PM   #22
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when you replace "working out" with "making out" in his post, it actually makes a perfectly fine sentence.
except for the end then it's just incredibly confusing

 
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Old 03-08-2014, 01:49 AM   #23
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I just hate the time it takes out of your day
I thought this was in reference to cooking at home until I clicked back haha

 
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Old 03-08-2014, 10:12 PM   #24
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This summer I’ve been getting buff
Getting strong but not too tough
I’ve been playing hard
Hard, but not too rough
The back of my neck’s getting burnt and pretty
I’ve been pumping hard to the pulse of the city
Like a B-Girl

 
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Old 03-12-2014, 06:05 PM   #25
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you don't need to work out in order to lose weight
in fact the easiest way is to barely move and eat almost nothing
Even easier is to DIE and DECOMPOSE

oh look i lost 160lbs BY DYING

 
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Old 03-12-2014, 06:09 PM   #26
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I think he needs to consult someone like Whoopi Goldberg who knows how to wear clothing that you have no idea WHAT KIND OF BODY IS UNDER ALL THAT MATERIAL. Take note, Billy, YOU CAN BECOME THE FIRST WHITE MALE WHOOPI IF YOU LEARN HOW TO DRESS RIGHT

 
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:37 PM   #27
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I don't want to look like a weirdo, I'll just take the muumuu

 
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:49 PM   #28
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Old 03-13-2014, 09:11 PM   #29
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I warsh myself with a rag on a stick.

 
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Old 03-14-2014, 10:41 PM   #30
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Remember Bill, pretty girls don't eat.

 
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