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Old 01-15-2012, 01:17 PM   #121
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if i only could i'd make a deal with god and i'd get him to chop his wang off

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:22 PM   #122
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sometimes i like to stay up all night to induce slight mania.

i haven't done it in a while but i legit couldn't sleep last night and I feel it a little.

confessions are fun

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 03:41 PM   #123
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My brother is dating this chick that my mom hates with a passion.

I fished taht answer out of him a long time ago.

Now I have something to blackmail him with

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 05:04 PM   #124
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if i only could i'd make a deal with god and i'd get him to chop his wang off
nooooooooooo

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 05:17 PM   #125
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I accidentally slammed my foot in the car door today.

FML

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 05:20 PM   #126
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why am i still awake

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 05:21 PM   #127
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Sean you can't possibly underrate me that badly.

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 06:51 PM   #128
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nooooooooooo
wha

i know we both dig that choon

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:21 PM   #129
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wha

i know we both dig that choon
shut the fuck up

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:25 PM   #130
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stripes is a cantankerous superstar

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:41 PM   #131
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I stuck a candy wrapper up my nose when I was little.

Haha confessions are hilarious

 
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:43 PM   #132
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"Haha" fuck you!!

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 11:11 AM   #133
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i think i need to buy some chapstick for the first time in my life. boo

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 11:12 AM   #134
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Now my mom thinks my puppy is autistic?

WTF mom...

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 11:42 AM   #135
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uhhhhhhhh what

get your mom some help, she seems sorta obsessed with this

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 11:43 AM   #136
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That's what I said...

Just because she's studying to be a therapist she thinks she can diagnose FREAKIN EVERYTHING

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 12:01 PM   #137
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I once masturbated in the backseat of a car during a road trip with a couple of friends.

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 12:15 PM   #138
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That's what I said...

Just because she's studying to be a therapist she thinks she can diagnose FREAKIN EVERYTHING


your mom diagnosed you with an ulcer (a serious thing) when you had heartburn. she thinks your dogs have mental illnesses. i hope to god she doesn't become a therapist and instead goes into research on mental illnesses in dogs. jesus christ.

no offense

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 12:48 PM   #139
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I did not feel a instant love/bond with my daughter. It took about 4 months.

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 01:11 PM   #140
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keep running up that hill.

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 01:15 PM   #141
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your mom diagnosed you with an ulcer (a serious thing) when you had heartburn. she thinks your dogs have mental illnesses. i hope to god she doesn't become a therapist and instead goes into research on mental illnesses in dogs. jesus christ.

no offense
you say you like to stay up and then ask why you aren't sleeping.
you think telling us about your personal relationship with chapstick constitutes a confession. You obsess over yourself and it gets all over my netphoria every god damn day. I hope to god you dont become a therapist, but you're going to be, and I feel sorry for your little pet projects that will serve as a further bolster for your own patchwork personality, as you try to jigsaw their problems into your opinions.

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 03:36 PM   #142
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My friend ate sugar cubes out of the trash...

Dunno if that's a confession, but it grossed me out

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 05:00 PM   #143
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you say you like to stay up and then ask why you aren't sleeping.
you think telling us about your personal relationship with chapstick constitutes a confession. You obsess over yourself and it gets all over my netphoria every god damn day. I hope to god you dont become a therapist, but you're going to be, and I feel sorry for your little pet projects that will serve as a further bolster for your own patchwork personality, as you try to jigsaw their problems into your opinions.
Okay barden, the chapstick thing was stupid and it wasn't a confession, just conversation. I specifically said I hadn't tried to stay up recently. Whatever.

Don't be an ass, if I decide to be a therapist it will not be until I am healthy enough to be effective. It would be unethical otherwise. There is much more to the field of psychology than therapy.

Thanks for putting down me as a person and not my ideas or specific posts.

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Old 01-16-2012, 07:27 PM   #144
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Over the next month, my relationship with my parents will be completely destroyed because they are not okay with my plan for the next phase of my life.

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 07:30 PM   #145
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Does the next phase of your life have to do with the media arts or something

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 07:44 PM   #146
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No they are upset that I want to leave Texas now that I have graduated. Chicago has been the plan for 6 years, but shit hit the fan today.

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 07:58 PM   #147
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No they are upset that I want to leave Texas now that I have graduated. Chicago has been the plan for 6 years, but shit hit the fan today.
I kind of understand what you mean.

Once I graduate and attend a four-year university where I live, I want to head out of state and finish up my college education there and live wherever I go.

I'm debating between Boston and Seattle. San Diego would be nice too.

My mom says she'll be supportive of me, but she is still upset that I'm planning to leave home for good.


I've actually had this plan since middle school

 
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Old 01-16-2012, 08:14 PM   #148
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Where the fuck are the mods.

edit: Thank you for cleaning up that clusterfuck, whoever.

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Old 01-16-2012, 08:15 PM   #149
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i am the board. bow 2 me.

 
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:30 AM   #150
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