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Old 09-13-2018, 11:42 PM   #31
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quit trying to make it happen, dawg.

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Old 09-13-2018, 11:51 PM   #32
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no satan for me

I'm a dancer

 
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Old 09-13-2018, 11:54 PM   #33
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specifically I dance like the woman on stage here


 
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:16 AM   #34
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People have said Italian a few times but I sincerely do not see it.

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:17 AM   #35
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I've also heard, "I can't quite tell what your ethnicity is..." and they wait for me to fill them in and I stop talking to them

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:25 AM   #36
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i get hispanic and italian sometimes. italian i sort of get cuz of dark/thick hair, hispanic the person always thinks erica is a hispanic name

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:26 AM   #37
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would it surprise you to hear that I've never been mistaken for anything but Caucasian

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:32 AM   #38
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So much culture on this board

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 02:04 AM   #39
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I'm indistinguishable from a Maori

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 03:05 AM   #40
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yeah please don't watch that. that fucker flaming globes recommended it to me and i've never been the same.
Oh don't worry, I've seen it. Front to back. I thought I was going to have to flee the country or something after watching that shit, not that that would have made anything better

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 07:31 AM   #41
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in that case we can go to therapy together.

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 07:32 AM   #42
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i bet it was flaming globes who put you up to it too, huh

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 07:35 AM   #43
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hehe. existnez was alright. never watched lifeforce. i think you were the one who recommended excalibur tho. that shit blew cthulhic dong.
Nope, that wasn't me either. I think the black hair dye is seeping into your brain.

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 07:40 AM   #44
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stop lying it just makes everything worse

please

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 07:41 AM   #45
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maybe it was qwerty sp who recommended excalibur?

anyway i am watching blade of the immortal and it pwns

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:10 PM   #46
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It wasn't FlamingChodes it was another, even sicker man...

In the end, I have only myself to blame, for procuring the vid & pressing play

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:53 PM   #47
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would it surprise you to hear that I've never been mistaken for anything but Caucasian
isn't it wild to think we could just go live in the caucuses and vanish into their culture? really causes an identity crisis

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Old 09-14-2018, 12:56 PM   #48
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caucasian: a mountain range
black: a color
asia: largest landmass on earth, somehow divided from its western extremity
hispanic: based on a language


ethnicity is a steaming pile of auroch turds

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:58 PM   #49
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caucus is just the sound of a brooklyn man saying "carcass"

take that to bed with ya tonight...

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 01:02 PM   #50
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caucasian: a mountain range
black: a color
asia: largest landmass on earth, somehow divided from its western extremity
hispanic: based on a language


ethnicity is a steaming pile of auroch turds
it's almost like race is a social construct or something

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 01:04 PM   #51
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Speaking of identity crises, Took yer really goin' hog wild w/ avatars these days

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 02:17 PM   #52
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it's almost like race is a social construct or something
yeah i remember arguing for millennia about this with some doofus. then we happened to teach anthropology in riyadh andI leafed through to the intro of our textbook and blam! "ethnicity is a social construct."

he was pwned like an imperialist swine.

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 02:22 PM   #53
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Speaking of identity crises, Took yer really goin' hog wild w/ avatars these days
well you see first i thought the frolicking halflings were a little offensive. also i didn't want anyone to get the wrong idea about me (of course not!). so i switched to creep master bates. then i decided to quit netphoria and focus on studies and exercise and getting fine babes. so i made my avatar void.

i lasted a week. so now i decided i am a tookling might as well as go back to peregrin. i am not turning into labelle or anything with a new avatar every three days. just a transitional phase.

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 05:36 PM   #54
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isn't it wild to think we could just go live in the caucuses and vanish into their culture? really causes an identity crisis

https://kaukasus-reisen.de/wp-conten....scaled780.jpg
white people all look the same

 
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Old 09-14-2018, 05:45 PM   #55
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I'm indistinguishable from a Maori
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Old 09-15-2018, 12:01 AM   #56
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can pass for Canadian if I don't talk. Maybe the same in like, most of the western European and some eastern European countries.

 
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Old 09-15-2018, 09:24 AM   #57
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most people just take me for white or nothing in particular, as far as i know. my last name reveals my true identity. i've also been assumed a few times to be a very light-skinned black man but i don't buy it, personally.

 
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Old 11-06-2018, 12:07 AM   #58
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ive been mistaken for a local in aaaaalmost every country ive been to. sometimes its understandable. sometimes it's like wait what?

i get very dark when i tan, have dark hair, and outside of europe and the states i'm average height. i'm mixed race but nobody can guess what's in the mix. ive always thought i just look like some white dude. so it can be very surprising to be stopped on the street in myanmar and have someone tell me that i am definitely burmese. by two different people in two different cities. one of them even gave me a traditional burmese outfit so that i could blend in. he was adamant.

i get japanese a lot, too.

in thailand everyone assumed i was thai with a ferang dad.

in nepal ive been mistaken for a sherpa.

 
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Old 11-06-2018, 12:18 AM   #59
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Folks think I'm Irish or sometimes American.

 
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Old 11-06-2018, 03:26 PM   #60
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ive been mistaken for a local in aaaaalmost every country ive been to. sometimes its understandable. sometimes it's like wait what?

i get very dark when i tan, have dark hair, and outside of europe and the states i'm average height. i'm mixed race but nobody can guess what's in the mix. ive always thought i just look like some white dude. so it can be very surprising to be stopped on the street in myanmar and have someone tell me that i am definitely burmese. by two different people in two different cities. one of them even gave me a traditional burmese outfit so that i could blend in. he was adamant.

i get japanese a lot, too.

in thailand everyone assumed i was thai with a ferang dad.

in nepal ive been mistaken for a sherpa.
you can blend in everywhere. you have been blessed with universal ethnicity.

 
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