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06-30-2018, 06:51 AM | #61 |
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damn my nose is stuffy. and i haven't trimmed my nasal hairs in a while. should i blow it and clean it, or just lop the whole thing off?
DILEMMA. |
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06-30-2018, 06:58 AM | #62 |
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06-30-2018, 07:02 AM | #63 |
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06-30-2018, 07:03 AM | #64 |
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06-30-2018, 07:04 AM | #65 |
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also, i think i was taken a bit too seriously here. i was just making silly conversation.
of the many things i find disagreeable in judaism, although circumcision may ultimately be a barbaric religious ritual, i do like its effects on my body, and i'm, uh, happy with my penis in its circumcised presentation. it just feels neater for me, personally. that doesn't mean uncircumcised is bad or less good or scientifically more dirty or anything, and if you like having it that way then that's great. keep working that butthole. |
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06-30-2018, 07:08 AM | #66 | |
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Also, I never take any of this too seriously. You're a friend and I have a sense of humor. It's all good. And if you ever want to see my dick, you have only to ask. |
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06-30-2018, 07:54 AM | #67 | |
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this thread gave me the clearly fantastic idea for a horror nude scene, thank you all very much. don't tell me you saw that already, I'm gonna pitch it and will be celebrated as genius
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now, stay with me. dude wakes up, itchy. starts scratching. shot from his pov, now standing, into his underpants, pulling away the elastic waistband of his boxers to look what the hell is making him itch so bad. tiny crawling thingies. (mini spiders might work best?) next shot, moving his foreskin and there they are, dozens. alternatively I could turn this into monster-obsession-porn. great huh? I am the next Scorsese. |
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06-30-2018, 08:18 AM | #68 |
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"that doesn't mean uncircumcised is bad or less good or scientifically more dirty or anything, and if you like having it that way then that's great."
whew what a relief! thank you for taking that off my mind. for a moment there i was judging myself for not having mutilated genitals. |
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06-30-2018, 08:21 AM | #69 |
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I mutilated your father's genitals.
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06-30-2018, 08:23 AM | #70 |
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that's crossing the line! how dare you!?
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06-30-2018, 08:28 AM | #71 |
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I do remember my first boyfriend wearing boxers once and complaining about them, because the nude, unprotected head of his peen extended beyond the rim of his boxers and was painfully chafing against his pants. He much preferred briefs, that held everything in. So I guess either way, there are hazards. It seemed pretty painful.
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06-30-2018, 08:30 AM | #72 |
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who would of taught: the foreskin serves a purpose!
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06-30-2018, 08:39 AM | #73 |
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ah yeah that is true. Actually, I tend to be more careful with my husband because a friend had her boyfriend's foreskin tear during sex, and those things bleed like nothing else, apparently....they were young and she was on top, cowgirl style...suddenly she looks down and sees blood all over his stomach and her thighs....he didn't even notice, apparently.
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06-30-2018, 08:52 AM | #74 | |
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06-30-2018, 08:53 AM | #75 |
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06-30-2018, 08:54 AM | #76 | |
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06-30-2018, 09:26 AM | #77 |
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i have. in super dry places like socal and saudi arabia my hood would sometimes shrink and roll up and leave my tip exposed to boxer chaffing. it was very uncomfortable.
fortunately i live in florida now. |
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06-30-2018, 09:58 AM | #78 |
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06-30-2018, 11:24 AM | #79 |
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money in the bank, fellaz!
"pennis not errect" could be the tag line |
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06-30-2018, 06:31 PM | #80 |
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06-30-2018, 11:10 PM | #81 |
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are you saying his reply was better than mine? that mine was not "well played"?
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06-30-2018, 11:28 PM | #82 |
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A Penis Drawing That Can Be Seen From Space Has Popped Up in Australia
https://www.sciencealert.com/penis-s...e-man-geoglyph https://www.sciencealert.com/images/...toria_1024.jpg https://www.google.com.au/maps/place...!4d144.5800082 |
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07-01-2018, 12:03 AM | #83 |
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That is art.
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07-01-2018, 01:38 AM | #84 |
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Not sure where we'd be without that arrow, though.
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