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Old 06-25-2018, 11:41 PM   #7801
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shekles sounds like a made up currency


like ho ho ho he said it was 8 chimmers

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 12:49 AM   #7802
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lolololololol

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 01:05 AM   #7803
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chimmers lol

shekels always reminds me of this song, because the line "Potiphar was counting shekels...." was the first I had heard of them.



I had never seen this video before, wtf.

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 01:53 AM   #7804
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I bought orange juice in a Palestinian store. Dude says it's eight shekels. I give him a ten shekel bill. He give me this look like what now bitch. I say you said eight shekels. He reluctantly hands over my change.

Life is hell.
cool.

there is no ten shekel bill, though.

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 02:22 AM   #7805
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my bad it was a coin huh. with a golden centaur?

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 02:23 AM   #7806
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i keep getting the feeling that these arabs are ripping me off. a can of mango juice and a pack of marlboros: 40 shekels.

getouttahere

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 04:28 AM   #7807
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i keep getting the feeling that these arabs are ripping me off.
us too, son. us too.

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 04:30 AM   #7808
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but seriously, you ain't getting ripped off jonny, Israel is just that fucking ludicrously expensive and it's everywhere and anywhere.

while visiting i wanted to buy a new kitty litter box for my sister and went over to the store. they quoted me 400 nis in two different shops. that's over a hundred US dollars. for a plastic box made to be shit in.

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 04:58 AM   #7809
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yeah. on the balkan peninsula i was ballin' like a boss-man. now i'm a mendicant sage again.

in other news, i have a cellphone, but it's my dad's. kinda scared to use it to hook telegrass up. what if a dealer calls my dad lol.

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 08:40 AM   #7810
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Then your dad could get some chill

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 12:31 PM   #7811
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nah more like he'd deport me to gaza

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 02:31 PM   #7812
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I'm losing weight had to go buy new pants yesterday

I'm at 170ish now at 6'4 which is still fine, but it's weird given my diet or maybe it's not I'm no expert

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 02:47 PM   #7813
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your 6'4?

 
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Old 06-26-2018, 04:29 PM   #7814
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It's probably just AIDS. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

 
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Old 06-27-2018, 03:48 AM   #7815
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i got telegrass running


 
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Old 06-27-2018, 07:28 AM   #7816
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My sister got bit by a dog yesterday. She fainted from shock and made scary af sounds while she was out, it was a harrowing experience.

She's fine now.

 
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Old 06-27-2018, 07:50 AM   #7817
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That's what you think. Tonight, when she grows a pelt and sabertooth incisors, you'll be singing a different tune.

 
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Old 06-27-2018, 08:31 AM   #7818
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Today I got introduced to my dad's students as a volunteer. I stood all awkward and shit so my dad, to break the ice, quips up with, "his name is Jonathan, but in the Philippines, they called him Jonathin." Nobody laughed. I got even more embarrassed.


 
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Old 06-28-2018, 12:10 AM   #7819
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dank buds on deck

JERUSALEM 777 777 JERUSALEM

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 02:51 AM   #7820
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The Weedian.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 04:24 AM   #7821
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Old 06-28-2018, 04:25 AM   #7822
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Old 06-28-2018, 05:20 AM   #7823
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i just called my dank dude to get hooked up. he goes 'either you buy twice the usual amount or no business'. i opted out.

how pissed off would you guys be by something like this, and would you have done the same?

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 08:53 AM   #7824
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drug dealers are the worst. fortunately my current weedman is professional about it. if someone told me I had to buy more than I wanted or no deal I would definitely say fuck off

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 09:12 AM   #7825
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i just called my dank dude to get hooked up. he goes 'either you buy twice the usual amount or no business'. i opted out.

how pissed off would you guys be by something like this, and would you have done the same?
i would have opted out, too, but would not be pissed because business is business. he's just your "dank dude"; y'all ain't friends. he don't owe you shit.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 10:19 AM   #7826
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this dude i just met over telegrass is super chill. good dealers are the best.

teh b0lly has the right to be pissed. he's providing that fucker with a living. imagine if you walked into a store to buy toothpaste and they told you to buy two tubes or nothing. you get mad and they say, "business is business. we don't owe you shit."

TAKE THAT Y S E M! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 10:32 AM   #7827
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this is not that

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:14 AM   #7828
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i usually just bought twice the amount =X

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:46 AM   #7829
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heh. yeah i wish someone would force me to buy twice as much weed.

 
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Old 06-28-2018, 12:22 PM   #7830
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i see the point of him not owing me shit, but it's just about basic human decency. it's like getting pissed at somebody being rude to you for no reason on the street.

i pay this dude quite a hefty price anyway because, you know, this ain't the US and he's just being very aggressive and greedy. it's just ugly as fuck. he's an ugly human.

but anyway it's fine, i've definitely made a conscious decision to loosen up on my weed grip so if that means not having it for a while then so be it. having a copious amount of weed in my house right now is probably not the best idea anyway, so saying no was the right call. but man i wish he didn't have to be a jerk.

 
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