Confessions - Page 3

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-14-2012, 01:35 AM

Sounds to me like Double G Potter was going downstairs and doing whip-its.

slunken · 01-14-2012, 01:46 AM

i'm uncomfortable with issues about identity

cocksure · 01-14-2012, 07:15 AM

i am not as cocksure as one might think

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-14-2012, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rottenugly

I used to play with electrical wires as a child.

So that was what, 2 years ago

SHABANG

ghost-mutt · 01-14-2012, 11:14 AM

i remember when i had my first beer

Duke1497 · 01-14-2012, 12:47 PM

When I was younger, I watched "The Amityville Horror" behind my moms back (shes still pissed at me to this day...). I slept like a baby that night, but I was terrified of my basement for 3 days...

reprise85 · 01-14-2012, 01:35 PM

she's seriously still pissed at you for watching a fucking movie behind her back? you must be like the perfect child and never get in trouble if this is what she holds on to

that or she holds on to everything

Mooney · 01-14-2012, 02:55 PM

i lost my virginity at twenty-three.

Toby · 01-14-2012, 03:57 PM

That's common board knowledge, Evan!

Duke1497 · 01-14-2012, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

she's seriously still pissed at you for watching a fucking movie behind her back? you must be like the perfect child and never get in trouble if this is what she holds on to

that or she holds on to everything

You're right there with the fact that I don't really get in trouble.

I haven't been "grounded" in three years.

I just really am not the biggest trouble maker

cocksure · 01-14-2012, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

i lost my virginity at twenty-three.

22 for me *shrug*

cocksure · 01-14-2012, 07:22 PM

i got you beat and that's all that counts

reprise85 · 01-14-2012, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duke1497

You're right there with the fact that I don't really get in trouble.

I haven't been "grounded" in three years.

I just really am not the biggest trouble maker

i never got in trouble either but that was because my parents didn't care. only time i ever got grounded was playing with matches with the neighbor kid around 8 yo

what grade are you in? i'm trying to gauge how much irresponsibility you have left in you

Dogfighter28 · 01-14-2012, 08:03 PM

First kiss at 18

cocksure · 01-14-2012, 08:07 PM

i can't even remember mine, but i think i was about 12

Duke1497 · 01-14-2012, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

i never got in trouble either but that was because my parents didn't care. only time i ever got grounded was playing with matches with the neighbor kid around 8 yo

what grade are you in? i'm trying to gauge how much irresponsibility you have left in you

Junior in high school

agenda suicide · 01-14-2012, 10:02 PM

Oh here's a good one. I had a hand in why a netphorian had to be circumcised a week after his 17th birthday.
He may or may not have posted about it, but I didn't have an account then.

sppunk · 01-14-2012, 10:34 PM

You gave him a vicious STD, didn't you?

Hey Duke how many dick's have you sucked?

agenda suicide · 01-14-2012, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk

You gave him a vicious STD, didn't you?

Hey Duke how many dick's have you sucked?

Considering he took my virginity, no. What does that even have to do with circumcision?

pale_princess · 01-14-2012, 10:40 PM

Mooney · 01-14-2012, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

Oh here's a good one. I had a hand in why a netphorian had to be circumcised a week after his 17th birthday.
He may or may not have posted about it, but I didn't have an account then.

that was supposed to be a secret. and that was not how that sex toy was intended to be used.

reprise85 · 01-14-2012, 10:41 PM

did you bite his dick

reprise85 · 01-14-2012, 10:42 PM

failing to come up with sex acts that afterward require circumcision

or was the sex unrelated

duovamp · 01-14-2012, 10:44 PM

Probably just told him phimosis ain't normal.

agenda suicide · 01-14-2012, 11:03 PM

He had phimosis, and I didn't know. I was fumbling around attempting to rub his dick (I had no clue what the fuck I was doing). Foreskin got stuck behind the head and one trip to the ER later he finds out the foreskins gotta go.
This did not help with the whole his mother hating me thing.

I was terrified of penis for a long time after that, and uncircumcised penises still make me a little nervous.

agenda suicide · 01-14-2012, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

that was supposed to be a secret. and that was not how that sex toy was intended to be used.

I would not mind sexing you.

duovamp · 01-14-2012, 11:04 PM

CALLED IT!

sppunk · 01-14-2012, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

Considering he took my virginity, no. What does that even have to do with circumcision?

It was a bad joke. That's a shitty deal you had to face, and worse for him. Ow.

agenda suicide · 01-14-2012, 11:09 PM

People still randomly bring it up sometimes. "Hey remember when you broke Al's dick?"

sppunk · 01-14-2012, 11:17 PM

Embarrassing probably, but kinda humorous I guess.

01-14-2012, 02:55 PM	#68
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01-14-2012, 01:35 AM	#61
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,420	Sounds to me like Double G Potter was going downstairs and doing whip-its.

01-14-2012, 01:46 AM	#62
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	i'm uncomfortable with issues about identity

01-14-2012, 07:15 AM	#63
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	i am not as cocksure as one might think

01-14-2012, 11:14 AM	#65
ghost-mutt Demi-God Posts: 361	i remember when i had my first beer

01-14-2012, 12:47 PM	#66
Duke1497 Ownz Location: You're the rotted root in the family tree Posts: 715	When I was younger, I watched "The Amityville Horror" behind my moms back (shes still pissed at me to this day...). I slept like a baby that night, but I was terrified of my basement for 3 days...

01-14-2012, 01:35 PM	#67
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	she's seriously still pissed at you for watching a fucking movie behind her back? you must be like the perfect child and never get in trouble if this is what she holds on to that or she holds on to everything

01-14-2012, 03:57 PM	#69
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,045	That's common board knowledge, Evan!

01-14-2012, 07:22 PM	#72
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	i got you beat and that's all that counts

01-14-2012, 08:03 PM	#74
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,480	First kiss at 18

01-14-2012, 08:07 PM	#75
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	i can't even remember mine, but i think i was about 12

01-14-2012, 10:02 PM	#77
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,117	Oh here's a good one. I had a hand in why a netphorian had to be circumcised a week after his 17th birthday. He may or may not have posted about it, but I didn't have an account then.

01-14-2012, 10:34 PM	#78
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,109	You gave him a vicious STD, didn't you? Hey Duke how many dick's have you sucked?

01-14-2012, 10:40 PM	#80
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,081

01-14-2012, 10:41 PM	#82
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	did you bite his dick

01-14-2012, 10:42 PM	#83
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	failing to come up with sex acts that afterward require circumcision or was the sex unrelated

01-14-2012, 10:44 PM	#84
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Probably just told him phimosis ain't normal.

01-14-2012, 11:03 PM	#85
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,117	He had phimosis, and I didn't know. I was fumbling around attempting to rub his dick (I had no clue what the fuck I was doing). Foreskin got stuck behind the head and one trip to the ER later he finds out the foreskins gotta go. This did not help with the whole his mother hating me thing. I was terrified of penis for a long time after that, and uncircumcised penises still make me a little nervous.

01-14-2012, 11:04 PM	#87
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	CALLED IT!

01-14-2012, 11:09 PM	#89
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,117	People still randomly bring it up sometimes. "Hey remember when you broke Al's dick?"

01-14-2012, 11:17 PM	#90
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,109	Embarrassing probably, but kinda humorous I guess.