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Old 01-14-2018, 05:53 PM   #1981
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Sometimes I get the guy who seems a little too eager to shave my neck (like with shaving cream and such). I think it's his fetish.

 
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Old 01-14-2018, 05:53 PM   #1982
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Maybe he'd like to wax my buttcrack.

 
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Old 01-14-2018, 05:56 PM   #1983
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prior to haircut


 
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Old 01-14-2018, 05:56 PM   #1984
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I resized and it was still too big fuck it I aint resizing again

 
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Old 01-14-2018, 06:11 PM   #1985
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Just pick up one of their book of faces and find a hairstyle you like, point to it and ask for that haircut.

 
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Old 01-14-2018, 06:12 PM   #1986
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Or better yet, bring a photo of someone whose hair you like

 
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Old 01-14-2018, 06:13 PM   #1987
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When in doubt, just ask for the bowl cut.

 
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Old 01-14-2018, 11:34 PM   #1988
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Or you could grow your hair out, thereby attaining senescence.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 12:03 AM   #1989
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I considered it

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 05:19 AM   #1990
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have you considered volunteering?

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 01:14 PM   #1991
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Have you considered whether or not Tame Impala are bigger than Jesus?

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 04:30 PM   #1992
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don't punks cut their own hair?? or is that just poor people?

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 04:47 PM   #1993
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That was before. This is post-punk.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 05:08 PM   #1994
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*smiles and nods*

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 06:34 PM   #1995
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have you considered volunteering?
I hear this is a great way to get socks.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 08:46 PM   #1996
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fozzy, what's your favorite Everclear deep cut?
Hmmmm that's a tough one... I'd have to go with this



Sunflowers is a close 2nd.... Man, I can't believe I put these guys on my bands that suck list... I hereby withdraw Everclear from that list!

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 08:50 PM   #1997
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I need to learn to cut my own hair

annoyed the holy fuck outta this hairdresser by not knowing really what I wanted done to my hair today

"ummm, how about just a little shorter"

"this is haircut number 4"
Man, I hear ya. It's hard to get a hair-cut when you're a guy with longer hair. It's just a little hard to articulate to the hairdresser. I went awhile back and the lady did this weird layered thing and then since my hairs kinda curly it would look all weird sometimes when I washed it and shit. I guess that's what I get for going to Great Clips

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 08:59 PM   #1998
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Fuzzrod any hot gambling tips?

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 09:21 PM   #1999
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Well, only 1 more game on the docket tonight. I'd highly recommend taking LA Clippers +4.5

I got the bet in when the line was +5.5, but the reverse line movement can really only be seen as a good thing if you're a Clippers bettor, even if you're not getting as many points.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 10:59 PM   #2000
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sometimes it seems no hairdresser in the world knows how to handle curly hair

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:17 PM   #2001
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funnily enough my husband texted me about how he should cut his hair today. himself. i told him it doesn't matter cuz it will grow back. i'm a peach.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:20 PM   #2002
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what should we do for dinner tonight

soon enough we will be food for worms

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:30 PM   #2003
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sometimes it seems no hairdresser in the world knows how to handle curly hair
I found a guy who cut my hair well 13 years ago and I have been going back ever since.

truly it is hard to find someone who understands the complexity and nuance of curls

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:31 PM   #2004
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sometimes it seems no hairdresser in the world knows how to handle curly hair
Yeah man, it seems the only surefire way to go with curly hair is getting it cut short. Mines I guess semi-curly and they always fuck it up. But I just don't really wanna have short hair anymore, cause then you're just a schmuck guy with short hair. It's almost a little too conformist. There's kinda like a nod and an appreciation that comes along with fellow mulletish-headed guys.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:33 PM   #2005
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I'd probably be more willing to rock short hair more often if I could grow a proper beard, but it looks like shit when I try to grow good facial hair.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:35 PM   #2006
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I found a guy who cut my hair well 13 years ago and I have been going back ever since.

truly it is hard to find someone who understands the complexity and nuance of curls
Man, I just kinda hate getting haircuts from a guy. I prefer it to be a woman. Awhile back I went to get a hair cut and I was gonna go in a place and saw some skinny weird looking little dude standing there so I decided to just walk on past the place and go to the next shop haha

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:41 PM   #2007
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Man, I just kinda hate getting haircuts from a guy. I prefer it to be a woman. Awhile back I went to get a hair cut and I was gonna go in a place and saw some skinny weird looking little dude standing there so I decided to just walk on past the place and go to the next shop haha
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:56 PM   #2008
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Oh, please.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:58 PM   #2009
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no, you please explain yourself. what could possibly be your reason for not feeling comfortable with a man cutting your hair

does anyone want to take a shot? you get three guesses

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 12:00 AM   #2010
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stop engaging each other. it's irreconcilable.

 
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