I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread

[FoolofaTook]

That's what I was telling my mom earlier today. That I really don't feel like working for them after this. But I am trying to get unemployment benefits so I can't turn down a job. I just wish the manager would hurry up and tell me no.

[redbreegull]

That's what I told your mom as well

[FoolofaTook]

I am going to email Monique in a bit. See if she's serious about meeting me. It's hard to fathom that someone so devout (I assume) and proper wants to have anything to do with me, but it's clear from the emails that she likes me.

Her favorite Middle Eastern (I always thought it was Afghani) food is fuul, the thick bean soup. That's my fav too! And it's an unintended allusion to the Tooksteritedness. Coincidence? Sign?

[FoolofaTook]

Also. her first boyfriend in college (before she met that dipshit who left her) was named Boris.

The stars align.

[teh b0lly!!1]

fuulofatook

[FoolofaTook]

You know what I'm talking about, right? That shit they make it cauldrons, that you eat with flatbread... o god so good. There was this Afghani dude who would make flatbread on the spot in one of those beehive oven things. This was in Riyadh. I was the only Westerner who would go there, flapping about in my black robe. Heh the "locals" (migrant laborers from Pakistan and elsewhere) would stare like omg wtf.

[ilikeplanets]

A real human named Boris. Nice. Reminds me of old racist cartoons

[ilikeplanets]

Good luck with the lucky lady

[teh b0lly!!1]

i'm not a fan of fuul, actually. it kinda smells like a wet fart. i prefer hummus.

[FoolofaTook]

Waaat? FUCK UUUUU.

In other news I just emailed her. Oh boy now I'm in it. Hopefully she doesn't want to discuss the 27 fundamental beliefs or whether dancing is a sin (it is a sin when I do it).

Now I am composing an email for my uncle in Austria, which my parents will translate into proper Serbo-Croatian. Big day for the Tookishness.

[FoolofaTook]

Tookosity?

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

A real human named Boris. Nice. Reminds me of old racist cartoons

I have met at least half a dozen Borises. It is an extremely common Slavic name. Up there with Igor and Vladimir.

[ilikeplanets]

Borises. Nice.

[FoolofaTook]

? How would you pluralize it?

[LaBelle]

Bori

[smashingjj]

Foul

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i'm not a fan of fuul, actually. it kinda smells like a wet fart. i prefer hummus.

I definitely prefer Hum to Fuel.

[FoolofaTook]

I'm a fool for fuul.

Full of fuul.

[FoolofaTook]

Still no call from Safeway. My dad told me to stop, lest I anger the manager.

Anger her?! I am the one who should be pissed! Fuck.

[FlamingGlobes]

Let it go, bruh. It's not meant to be.

Besides, they really don't sound like the kind of people you'd like to work for. Better to find out now than later.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I'm a fool for fuul.

Full of fuul.

GIMME FUUL GIMME FIAH

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Still no call from Safeway. My dad told me to stop, lest I anger the manager.

Anger her?! I am the one who should be pissed! Fuck.

I feel for you but it's not uncommon for the hiring process to take a long while in my experience

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

GIMME FUUL GIMME FIAH

must spread rep

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I feel for you but it's not uncommon for the hiring process to take a long while in my experience

Really? Four weeks long?

Maybe I should calm down.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Let it go, bruh.

[FoolofaTook]

Nothing from Safeway, nothing from Monique, nothing from my uncle.

Just a postcard from my brother in jail. Sounds perfectly sane. No mention of visions prophecies revelations etc. Worthless bastard wish I didn't have to write to him.

[ilikeplanets]

it's my mom's birthday and she ate all her cake yesterday. i mean literally the whole cake. so she went out and got a birthday pie for today. our family is dealing with some shit, yeah, but she's eaten like 3 gallons of ice cream in 10 days with that cake and is 64 today. she needs to slow the fuck down

[FoolofaTook]

Woke up to find the power out. If my phone dies and I miss an email from Monique I will be sad.



Hope your mom recovers ILP.

[ilikeplanets]

she won't. she's one of those people that can't be happy. but the sugar will eventually digest, at least.

[FoolofaTook]

That sucks. I won't be happy either if I find out I moved too fast. It sucks to jump to conclusions, especially based on a brief internet correspondence.

But it's just been one day. I should relax.