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Old 12-05-2018, 02:05 AM   #1
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Talking I Think I'm Gene Wilder



This has been my bi-monthly parody thread, please lock, I've got nothing

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 02:14 AM   #2
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dude I seriously thought about making this thread

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 02:15 AM   #3
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And I'm Veruca Salt

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 02:54 AM   #4
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you see how Johnny Depp and Tim Burton came under a curse when they collaborated on a revision of Gene WIlder's GOAT performance as Willy Wonka. They deserve the hate, they made their choice. Should of known, better.

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 03:33 AM   #5
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Should have known.

But yeah, Wonka is the best.

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 04:38 AM   #6
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Do people hate tim burton now?

I know everyone hates johnny depp cause he's a woman-beater

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 04:55 AM   #7
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I think people just dislike Burton because he hasn't made a good movie since the '90s.

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 09:00 AM   #8
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I think I'm Geert Wilders.

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:00 AM   #9
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i'm Alan Wilder


 
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:04 AM   #10
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I think people just dislike Burton because he hasn't made a good movie since the '90s.
I think his last good one was Big Fish, maybe. He's kind of vanished off the face of the earth these days. Hope he's taking a long break and reorienting himself.

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:43 AM   #11
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I think I'm Geert Wilders.
May want to have that checked out

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 12:03 PM   #12
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you guys don't like sweeny todd?

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 01:36 PM   #13
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I think his last good one was Big Fish, maybe. He's kind of vanished off the face of the earth these days. Hope he's taking a long break and reorienting himself.
Unfortunately this is his doing:


 
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Old 12-05-2018, 01:49 PM   #14
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you guys don't like sweeny todd?
i was actually gonna mention that one earlier, but the last time i've seen it was like, a decade ago so wasn't sure if i was just "misremembering" my joy 4 it

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 04:26 PM   #15
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I did not care for Sweeney Todd but I do love Big Fish, which I think came out in about 2003

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 04:26 PM   #16
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I couldn't really tell you what he has done in the last ten years though.

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 05:03 PM   #17
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sweeny todd was the last thing he did that i liked

i saw dark shadows, with depp, which sucked. it also had sickboy from trainspotting so i thought it might be good. it wasn't.

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 09:08 PM   #18
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Does Burton just exclusively do remakes and adaptations now?

 
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:11 PM   #19
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Okay, so Burton's an American filmmaker?

 
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Old 12-06-2018, 12:40 AM   #20
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Poor Eddie Scissorhands' legacy is ruined

 
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Old 12-06-2018, 12:41 AM   #21
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you see how Johnny Depp and Tim Burton came under a curse when they collaborated on a revision of Gene WIlder's GOAT performance as Willy Wonka. They deserve the hate, they made their choice. Should of known, better.
this is one of the worse things i ever saw, doubly so because i absolutely cherish the original

 
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Old 12-06-2018, 01:40 AM   #22
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I've always wondered if Gene Wilder fans regard Willy Wonka as the 1979 of his catalogue.

 
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Old 12-06-2018, 02:15 AM   #23
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In that analogy, I'd only like 1979 for the nostalgia and would be ignorant to the massive catalog. The worst?

 
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Old 12-06-2018, 03:11 AM   #24
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I've always wondered if Gene Wilder fans regard Willy Wonka as the 1979 of his catalogue.
undeniably brilliant but not an indication of his true versatility and intelligence because it was so fanciful and presented with a bubblegum glossy veneer

yes, probably

as a Gene Wilder fan, yes, definitely

 
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Old 12-06-2018, 03:12 AM   #25
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Should have known.

But yeah, Wonka is the best.
looks like you might, of Took (huzzah) my comment a little too seriously

 
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Old 12-06-2018, 07:05 AM   #26
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lol

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Old 12-06-2018, 03:09 PM   #27
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And I'm Veruca Salt
That's interesting, because I have a veruca.

 
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Old 12-06-2018, 06:11 PM   #28
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Augustus Jupiter Bloom?

 
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Old 12-06-2018, 09:12 PM   #29
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