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Old 02-22-2018, 06:43 PM   #1
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Smile JESUSNEEDSASHIT appreciation thread

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i'm good at urduin your mom

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 06:44 PM   #2
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Seriously. I always love this guy's straight-forward intensity/hostility and crude jokes. He's like Netphoria boiled down to its bare essence, or something.

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 06:48 PM   #3
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i don't mean likje the old. school bag vacuum's. i'm talking suxction like a dyson ball
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Old 02-22-2018, 06:49 PM   #4
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I also this boarder wish he posted more

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 06:53 PM   #5
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not a porn CONNOISSEUR

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 06:55 PM   #6
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Can someone please re-post his half-nude/giant watch photo?

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 06:58 PM   #7
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Yes pls, legendary pic post

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 08:50 PM   #8
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Fuck you JESUSNEEDSAHIT.
I wish serious harm upon your family and hope you die a slow and painful death.

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 08:54 PM   #9
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I'm killing myself in 2 days

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Old 02-22-2018, 09:19 PM   #10
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I'LL RAPE YOUR FATHER! YOU HEAR ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT!?!?
rape is hilarious, good one

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 10:49 PM   #11
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I'LL RAPE YOUR FATHER! YOU HEAR ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT!?!?
You try way too hard. If you're really not a troll or somebody's alt, I feel bad for you.

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 01:20 AM   #12
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I guess it just goes to show that you can't study or mimic your way to a personality.

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 02:46 AM   #13
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1. In my defense, I wasn't thinking clearly, I'd just woken up after 2 hours of sleep.

2. Fuck off.

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 02:46 AM   #14
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You try way too hard. If you're really not a troll or somebody's alt, I feel bad for you.
I feel bad for me too! We've something in common, yay!

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 02:50 AM   #15
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"fuzzy rows is a douch bags"

~ the dude whose ass you're kissing itt

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 05:59 AM   #16
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1. In my defense, I wasn't thinking clearly, I'd just woken up after 2 hours of sleep.

2. Fuck off.
yeah you're really a different person when you do sleep 8 hours aren't you

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 06:09 AM   #17
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Sometimes I worry JESUSNEEDSAHIT is gonna blow a vessel while posting. He's intense.

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 07:47 AM   #18
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yeah you're really a different person when you do sleep 8 hours aren't you
I'm a *little* different idk

I've mostly posted here when I've been sleep deprived in the past, and reading some of my posts just makes me cringe
And they're not even like, 2 months old hahaha

I should sleep more.

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:19 AM   #19
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hahahahaja

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:19 AM   #20
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stupid cunt

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:23 AM   #21
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Who, me? Thanks!

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:39 AM   #22
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Sometimes I worry JESUSNEEDSAHIT is gonna blow a vessel while posting. He's intense.
I know, isn't it great??

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 09:03 AM   #23
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There was some thread “post in here and i will tell your fate” and he would tell you your means of death. And for someone it was “you will fall down a surprisingly deep manhole”

Omg laffen my ass off @ that still to this very day yall

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 10:49 AM   #24
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Who, me? Thanks!
YOUR WELCOME

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 02:30 PM   #25
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You're

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 02:37 PM   #26
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Sometimes I worry JESUSNEEDSAHIT is gonna blow a vessel while posting. He's intense.
Well you'd be on edge if you'd been needing a shit for such a long time

 
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Old 02-25-2018, 07:52 PM   #27
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You guys scared him off with your appreciation.

Too much love.

 
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