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Old 05-13-2007, 04:25 AM   #1
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and I shall regale you with incisive on the mark response action.

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Old 05-13-2007, 04:29 AM   #2
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Should I spend the summer living with my parents in San Diego, taking a math course at community college and working; Or should I spend the summer living alone in Eugene, Oregon and taking courses in calculus and economics at the University and working?

Keep in mind that money is not a factor.

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 04:31 AM   #3
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how much do you like me on a scale of 1-10? and why?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 04:36 AM   #4
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how much do you like yourself on a scale of 1-10 and why

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 04:43 AM   #5
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Should I spend the summer living with my parents in San Diego, taking a math course at community college and working; Or should I spend the summer living alone in Eugene, Oregon and taking courses in calculus and economics at the University and working?

Keep in mind that money is not a factor.
benji...

as an honest objective party with absolutely no qualifications to dispense advice, my exhortation to you would be to way your options logically in your head and take the path you see best fit to guide on your life journey. The problem much of our species has with coping with the choices we have to make is to delegate them to outside sources of whom are in no better position to tell us what to do than we are. Like, for instance, some random e-net jackass you've never met. Life is hard. Anonymous strangers, Jesus, Dear Abbey Colunmists... we are all the worst people to listen to here. Life is full of specific details and hard choices. You have to learn to trust your own judgement. That way, win or lose, you are the author of your own destiny.

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 04:58 AM   #6
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how much do you like me on a scale of 1-10? and why?
Okay, now we're getting into my area of expertise... abstraction. I don't actually know you ****** (am I wrong?), however we have had several direct interactions over my tenure at Netphoria and I can most confidently say that I do not dislike you. If my default person rating scale is at five (based on a combination of indifference, cynicism, and vaugely defined faith in the human spirit), I would have to say a seven. Mind you, this is a seven based moreso on ignorance than knowledge. It could be anything from a mighty 10 to a lowly 0.5, had I more input to work with here.

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:00 AM   #7
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thanks, that was great advice! i'll do just as you say!!!

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:04 AM   #8
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no! you're right. my name is ******. if the question were reversed i'd give you a 9 for knowing my name. i took a sack of gummi worms to class geometry once. i was really awkward so no one really talked to me. except that day... some girl asked me for some worms. i was like whats my name? she couldnt tell me so i didnt give her any

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:05 AM   #9
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man... In all honesty I would have to advocate a 4 out 10 on this topic. Generally, I am a depressed, misanthropic, self loathing introvert. This gives me steam to hate on all things specific to me. Yet I keep thinking, I've never had suicidal thoughts, I'm indifferent to all emo music, outside of the Smashing Pumpkins of course, and I'm smart enough to comprehend the ridiculousness of my predicament. I don't think anybody can be depressed without some degree of self-absorption, so I think that in a fashion I've always viewed myself as a work in progress. There are things about me that are in some order of magnitute absotively awesome... BUT! the overall health of my being is something to be concerned about. I do feel that I'm finally starting on a prorper path of sorts to overall mental and physical well-being. Even if I do lack a certain faith.

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:08 AM   #10
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ive always enjoyed your posts, who are your favorite netphorians & why?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:21 AM   #11
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no! you're right. my name is ******. if the question were reversed i'd give you a 9 for knowing my name. i took a sack of gummi worms to class geometry once. i was really awkward so no one really talked to me. except that day... some girl asked me for some worms. i was like whats my name? she couldnt tell me so i didnt give her any

it isn't easy being anonymous is it? Back in my schooling days I used to smuggle all order of unhealthy snack in classes. It was a key attribute of my silent rebellion against the establishment. ******, even though our exchange is done purely through inert text on some assholey message board, I feel I can relate to your anecdote on some level. I have over time abandoned the sweets and developed a taste for salted snacks though, so that counts as a deduction from our theoretical rapport. However, I can definately relate to how most people only pay any sort of attention to you when they only seek something from you. But.. you have to remember, most people are visual creatures. I myself remember faces with far better temerity than I do with names.

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:22 AM   #12
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thanks, that was great advice! i'll do just as you say!!!

in the words of the infallable Jeff Goldblum. You wan't my advice. Don't listen to me.

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:24 AM   #13
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could you elaborate on your decision to wear baseball hats backwards?

also, on a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you about zeitgeist. feel free to expand on your response if the number system is not adequate

finally, i'm thinking about seeing spiderman 3 in 20 minutes or so; should i?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:30 AM   #14
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am I the future of Netphoria?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 07:01 AM   #15
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could you elaborate on your decision to wear baseball hats backwards?
nope. it's pretty self explanatory.
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also, on a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you about zeitgeist. feel free to expand on your response if the number system is not adequate
7.9

... the fanboy in me is bordering on Machina esque anticipatory glee, though the logician in me knows that Billy Corgan is 40 years old and still far too concerned with engaging in a dialogue with concerns outiside of just rockin', no bullshit attatched. But it's still something of a huge deal for me. I really genuinely want Zeitgeist to cave my fucking head in.
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finally, i'm thinking about seeing spiderman 3 in 20 minutes or so; should i?
meh! I'm sure it goes something like this...

-Spidey and Mary Jane are tight
-Douchebag freind who is the result of nothing more than plot device does douchebag crap to douche things up...
-Spidey gets douchebag virus and turns into total douche
-stuff happens, unimportant people are disposed off
-Yay goodness prevails, Tobey's hair goes back to normal, eyeliner is no longer integral to character developement.
- oh, and eric foreman is there too!

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 07:05 AM   #16
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Old 05-13-2007, 07:20 AM   #17
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do you think that macro-economic circumstances that are too hard to keep track of will eventually bring about the downfall of western society as a whole

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 07:41 AM   #18
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what's for dinner?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 10:20 AM   #19
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1. What's your name?
2. Who's your daddy?
3. Is he rich like me?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 01:33 PM   #20
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What do think western quality of life will be like in fifty years?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:24 PM   #21
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:30 PM   #22
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What do think western quality of life will be like in fifty years?

if you ask me, too many damn nappy headed hoes running around

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:37 PM   #23
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WHATS UP?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:50 PM   #24
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What size bra do you wear

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:50 PM   #25
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do you have any piercings?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:52 PM   #26
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do you like math?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:52 PM   #27
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do you like meth?

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:52 PM   #28
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LOL

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:53 PM   #29
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do you like meth?
your post reminded me how much i liked geometry

 
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:58 PM   #30
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what's it like being a yellow-bellied socialist?

 
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