friday/saturday/sad sex thread 🌊 - Page 2

FoolofaTook · 06-16-2017, 05:26 PM

HOLY FULLTOKE:

I just did the boldest female related thing like ever. i asked my boss a married lady if she wanted to come over to my apartment to hang out

she said she'd think about it. then she smiled a lot and flirted with me the rest of the work day.

women. they give you their undergarments then say they'll think about it. daughters of lilith...

FoolofaTook · 06-16-2017, 05:27 PM

My heart is beating so hard it feels like a speaker feeding back

whallah!

run2pee · 06-16-2017, 09:33 PM

Nice, it's really happening! I hope everything comes (wink) out alright

(Wink)

Uh (wink) sorry that was just a twitch (wink) of my eye's (wink) lid

Shit I think my winkers (wink) broke, brb

toase · 06-16-2017, 09:52 PM

According to this scientific paper, going out with someone who is married makes you an asshole

are you ready to live with that burden on your back?

what about Jesus, man?

ohnoitsbonnie · 06-16-2017, 10:33 PM

29/88 here

run2pee · 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toase

According to this scientific paper, going out with someone who is married makes you an asshole

are you ready to live with that burden on your back?

what about Jesus, man?

https://media.tenor.com/images/45e8a...9559/tenor.gif

FoolofaTook · 06-16-2017, 10:56 PM

What do I need to do tp get ChristJesus unmuted? Post my hairy tits?

run2pee · 06-16-2017, 10:57 PM

Yes. Can't wait to see some hairy tits itt, don't make us wait

FoolofaTook · 06-16-2017, 10:58 PM

Instead of just Fulltoke you'd have Fulltoke AND ChristJesus to tickle your cockles.

Think on that.

FoolofaTook · 06-16-2017, 10:59 PM

Run2p ur posting is out of control btw. you should definitely be muted to make up for ChristJesuses unmutation.

Ram27 get on it!!

run2pee · 06-16-2017, 11:02 PM

Still waiting for tits whats hairy

Prepared to stay in here all nite for this

FoolofaTook · 06-16-2017, 11:06 PM

Never! I keep my bosoms hidden.

FoolofaTook · 06-16-2017, 11:07 PM

A poet and a priest does NOT bear his bosoms.

Duh.

FoolofaTook · 06-16-2017, 11:08 PM

I bet you ChristJesus would have such a poignant phrase to add from the rightly revered 1611 KJV.

If only he were unmuted.

teh b0lly!!1 · 06-16-2017, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

it's 4 am i'm drunk and high as fuck
the comedown's gonna be harsh

it was actually all right

FoolofaTook · 06-16-2017, 11:35 PM

That's what she said!!!

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06-16-2017, 05:26 PM	#31
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	HOLY FULLTOKE: I just did the boldest female related thing like ever. i asked my boss a married lady if she wanted to come over to my apartment to hang out she said she'd think about it. then she smiled a lot and flirted with me the rest of the work day. women. they give you their undergarments then say they'll think about it. daughters of lilith...

06-16-2017, 05:27 PM	#32
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	My heart is beating so hard it feels like a speaker feeding back whallah!

06-16-2017, 09:33 PM	#33
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,755	Nice, it's really happening! I hope everything comes (wink) out alright (Wink) Uh (wink) sorry that was just a twitch (wink) of my eye's (wink) lid Shit I think my winkers (wink) broke, brb

06-16-2017, 09:52 PM	#34
toase Apocalyptic Poster Location: AA meetings Posts: 4,026	According to this scientific paper, going out with someone who is married makes you an asshole are you ready to live with that burden on your back? what about Jesus, man?

06-16-2017, 10:33 PM	#35
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	29/88 here

06-16-2017, 10:56 PM	#37
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	What do I need to do tp get ChristJesus unmuted? Post my hairy tits?

06-16-2017, 10:57 PM	#38
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,755	Yes. Can't wait to see some hairy tits itt, don't make us wait

06-16-2017, 10:58 PM	#39
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Instead of just Fulltoke you'd have Fulltoke AND ChristJesus to tickle your cockles. Think on that.

06-16-2017, 10:59 PM	#40
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Run2p ur posting is out of control btw. you should definitely be muted to make up for ChristJesuses unmutation. Ram27 get on it!!

06-16-2017, 11:02 PM	#41
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,755	Still waiting for tits whats hairy Prepared to stay in here all nite for this

06-16-2017, 11:06 PM	#42
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Never! I keep my bosoms hidden.

06-16-2017, 11:07 PM	#43
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	A poet and a priest does NOT bear his bosoms. Duh.

06-16-2017, 11:08 PM	#44
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I bet you ChristJesus would have such a poignant phrase to add from the rightly revered 1611 KJV. If only he were unmuted.

06-16-2017, 11:35 PM	#46
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	That's what she said!!!