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05-03-2014, 06:20 PM | #61 |
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"okay i want the bean burrito but sub steak for beans add extra cheese and grill the wrap"
i would be like "bitch you gotta go" |
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05-03-2014, 06:21 PM | #62 |
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"you better take your ass to barleycorns"
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05-03-2014, 06:31 PM | #63 |
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I dont even want to start with the orders I got at Mcd. And then Id have to try and relay it to people who didnt speak the same language as me.
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05-03-2014, 06:35 PM | #64 |
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who was that comedian that had a bit about people who are worried about non-english speakers "taking our jobs" and he said that if your job can be taken by an immigrant who can't speak english what does that say about you?
anyone? |
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05-03-2014, 06:39 PM | #65 |
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i just want to tell restaurant stories now - in my experience its never the kitchen crew but your actual server who will fuck with your food after she gets it from the kitchen. i say she because in my experience its been women who will do this.
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05-03-2014, 06:41 PM | #66 |
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"Can I get that with Xtra Mac sauce but no buns."
-An actual order I got |
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05-03-2014, 06:42 PM | #67 |
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maybe i shouldn't even say women but "girls"
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05-03-2014, 06:43 PM | #68 |
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05-03-2014, 06:45 PM | #69 |
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Of course they did.
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05-03-2014, 06:53 PM | #70 |
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go back to the other thread i want to talk about marilyn manson now
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05-03-2014, 06:53 PM | #71 |
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my stuff is always exclusions, "Two double cheesburgers plain" like it says on their button. it's never "swap this for that i want this with this other thing and not that or this thing" i mean if it's too complicated you're retarded and also shut up
even at whataburger which is one of those "have it your way" places, the max is like "no pickles sub mayo for mustard" sometimes i just feel real texan and i just leave it with pickles and mustard but no pickles with mayo. fuck that shit. |
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05-03-2014, 06:54 PM | #72 |
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special orders always pissed me off if they were too complicated
"I want a denver omelette with no peppers or onions" so you want a ham and cheese omelette, dick |
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05-03-2014, 06:55 PM | #73 |
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05-03-2014, 06:56 PM | #74 |
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i remember titus: "The problem is not the mexicans that come across the border for a better life the problem is stupid middle class dicks like you that want to install a jacuzzi in their bullshit suburban house but don't want to pay anyone a fair wage to do it right."
something like that i loved it |
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05-03-2014, 06:57 PM | #75 | |
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kitchen does drop stuff and serves it though if it's clean enough to pass an eyeball test usually it doesn't pick up a whole bunch of shit if it just lands on the rubber mats though, there's a reason they have holes in them... |
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05-03-2014, 06:58 PM | #76 | |
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i always think of king of queens when doug goes "oh he gets mad when you try to do special orders" and deacon says "yes but no peppers. those are peppers he gets to save. can't you do math?"
so i can feel that Quote:
no it was somebody good and recent. i was surprised. the topic isn't new but the approach was pretty fresh. |
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05-03-2014, 07:03 PM | #77 |
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People used to always ask for fresh fries at Mcd and wed be all "sure" and just give them the same shit, because there's no difference.
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05-03-2014, 07:10 PM | #78 |
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yeah i love it when people also go "can you put a rush on that, i'm in a hurry"
i'd always go "sure" but like seriously the answer should be "look you fucking dick, just because you're in a hurry doesn't mean you get to skip to the front of the line because you said so. What universe do you live in? Fuck off, you entitled shit-for-brains." |
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05-03-2014, 07:12 PM | #79 |
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"Hi I'd like to order a pizza where 1/3 of it is pepperoni and muchsrooms, one slice is pineapple with ham, one half slice has olives and 1/4 has pepperoni and chicken and then i'd like"
fuck you "I would like half decaf and half regular" fuck you |
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05-03-2014, 07:13 PM | #80 |
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when i worked at mcdonalds people would order burgers without buns at least twice per shift. was a fuckin mess. whats the point.
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05-03-2014, 07:14 PM | #81 |
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i'd like my eggs poached "it's 3 am we don't have any water boiling" so?
loook you fucker do you want to wait like 10 minutes while we get some water boiling jesus it doesn't take ten minutes to boil water you are fucking stupid! get out! |
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05-03-2014, 07:14 PM | #82 |
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05-03-2014, 07:17 PM | #83 |
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"I was wondering if you could cut the fries in half for me"
are you 90? Then the answer is fuck you, middle aged stupid minivan lady CUT YOUR OWN GODDAMN FRIES YOU MOTHERFUCKING BONER |
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05-03-2014, 07:18 PM | #84 |
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oh man and when the whole table orders shakes and then they're like "why did this take so long" and you're like BECAUSE WE HAVE ONE MACHINE AND I HAD TO DO THEM ALL BY HAND FOR ALL SEVEN OF YOU
YOU'RE WELCOME ALKAJF:AKLJDA"K:LGJAF:fsd |
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05-03-2014, 07:21 PM | #85 |
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i'm going to guess that the shake machine was probably within eyesight.
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05-03-2014, 07:29 PM | #86 |
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so many manifestations of the pernicious idea that "the customer is always right"
nobody should ever have let customers know about that one. |
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05-03-2014, 07:34 PM | #87 |
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i have heard that in other countries, restaurant owners will just kick you out if you complain about stupid shit.
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05-03-2014, 07:49 PM | #88 |
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an order for decaf is almost always filled with regular. or they just cut it with water and heat it up in the microwave.
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05-03-2014, 07:50 PM | #89 | |
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And our shake machine would fuck up at random and just spray shake everywhere. And its right up front so customers would just watch you impatiently as you took shake jizz to the face. |
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05-03-2014, 07:50 PM | #90 |
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