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Old 10-02-2018, 12:07 PM   #1
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Default Billy has a new baby - Philomena Clementine Corgan

He needs to stop w these fuckin' names lmao

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 12:13 PM   #3
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How the fuck did Chloe hide that bump?

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 12:14 PM   #4
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Old 10-02-2018, 12:16 PM   #5
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Old 10-02-2018, 12:23 PM   #6
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Old 10-02-2018, 12:34 PM   #7
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MELLONOMA

if you or a loved one were named by william patrick corgan, you may be entitled to collect damages as part of a class action lawsuit settlement. call 1-800-JUPPITE now

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Old 10-02-2018, 12:53 PM   #8
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if you or a loved one were named by william patrick corgan, you may be entitled to collect damages as part of a class action lawsuit settlement. call 1-800-JUPPITE now

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:00 PM   #9
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Congratulations to the girl whom friends and bullies alike will call Phil

Billy and Chloe aren't married, right

Takes some balls to insist the kids take his name

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:08 PM   #10
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goddamn jeff's been busy

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:08 PM   #11
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:11 PM   #12
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Philly "Cheesesteak" Corgan

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:14 PM   #13
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That name sounds like a disease or a mental condition

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:22 PM   #14
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:22 PM   #15
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Well at least AJ now has someone to commiserate with. Being Bellio's one and only kid -- I wouldn't wish that on my own worst enemy.

 
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Well at least AJ now has someone to commiserate with. Being Bellio's one and only kid -- I wouldn't wish that on my own worst enemy.
Good money though

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 01:31 PM   #17
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Old 10-02-2018, 02:02 PM   #18
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Future Smashing Pumpkins bassist on the 50th anniversary tour!

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 02:20 PM   #20
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Hey, at least "Philomena" is a real name, unlike "Juppiter."

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 02:43 PM   #21
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Philomena is a very old name in Austria, Switzerland and Germany.
Like it.
Clementine is also nice

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:02 PM   #22
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ugh. what will she actually be called? Phil-Cle?

Mena?

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:06 PM   #23
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I'd just go by Clem or Clementine.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:17 PM   #24
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clementine is a pretty name.

philomena blows cthulhic dongs (yes, he is multiply hung).

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:18 PM   #25
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Juppiter is an alternate spelling of Iuppiter. Still weird though. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Iuppiter#Latin

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:21 PM   #26
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"How could we make Jupiter sound more pompous? Of course! Use an alternate spelling!"

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:25 PM   #27
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I hope Billy has like 15 kids just so he comes up with more absurdly pretentious names. He's delving into Key & Peele East-West College Bowl territory with these names. Let's predict the next few, shall we?

Ozzy-Mandias Ganymede Corgan
Barbarella Apocalypto Corgan
Constantinople Appuleius Corgan
Barsoom Tablature Corgan
Cardassiana Hath-Set Corgan
Yaww Strange Corgan
Arepas Deschain Corgan
Taran Toola Corgan

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:49 PM   #28
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I would have preferred Morgan Corgan

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 04:13 PM   #29
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If I gave birth, I would name my hapless spawn Melchizedek Mephistopheles.

Like, woah.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 04:26 PM   #30
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Billy and Chloe's taste in names is pretentious, but still very much on trend with current naming styles. I don't love the extra P in Juppiter, but other than that I think all the Pumpkins have nicely named kids. I know a 2 years old Philomena who goes by Pippa.

 
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