I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread - Page 263

FoolofaTook · 07-04-2018, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

A coworker just texted me his number.

mitchell?

slunken · 07-04-2018, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

i'm talking double shit just for you

gracious <3

Elphenor · 07-07-2018, 09:13 PM

my stepmother's grandma died, I'm watching their dog while they go to the funeral

my gf has not recovered since the death of her brother and I don't think I'm any help, she just gets upset at me

that's ok, but I feel like a funeral

buzzard · 07-07-2018, 09:14 PM

Engineer your own brother's death and bond over the symmetry?

Elphenor · 07-07-2018, 09:45 PM

I'd have to travel to Philadelphia now

Elphenor · 07-07-2018, 09:48 PM

fill the void by playing love me not with blue vesty

I just want to know if she'd be into me!

fuzzyroes · 07-07-2018, 11:11 PM

That sucks man. I dated a chick who's sister died. She had cystic fibrosis and died after the lung transplant surgery... Was super devastating. But yeah, things didn't go too well after that.

How did her bro die?, if you don't mind me asking.

FoolofaTook · 07-07-2018, 11:14 PM

WHOSE

fuzzyroes · 07-07-2018, 11:16 PM

D'oh!

I can't believe I typed that. I swear man, my fingers have a mind outside of my brain.

Sometimes I can't believe the typos I make while rereading some of my online contributions.

FoolofaTook · 07-07-2018, 11:27 PM

you make typos whilst rereading?

fuzzyroes · 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

you make typos whilst rereading?

Hey Took, I know you're family is really into Christianity, did you ever grow up listening to any Christian punk bands?

I've been getting into these guys

Sometimes it's nice just to listen to some wholesome music.

buzzard · 07-08-2018, 12:24 AM

I don't know if having two minds is the problem, here.

FoolofaTook · 07-08-2018, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Hey Took, I know you're family is really into Christianity, did you ever grow up listening to any Christian punk bands?

I've been getting into these guys

Sometimes it's nice just to listen to some wholesome music.

no i just stick to unblack metal.

vixnix · 07-08-2018, 03:30 AM

3.5 weeks from now I'm going to be sitting in Nikolaikirche, Leipzig, listening to Bach's St. John Passion, probably weeping like the sad and sentimental sack of turds that I am.

That is some real high quality Christian music. I wish more people would check Bach out.

FoolofaTook · 07-08-2018, 03:41 AM

a lot of religious art pwns. orthodox icons, for example. they also have hella lamps set up in their shrines. really pretty and eldritch too.

vixnix · 07-08-2018, 09:13 AM

are you saying modern Christian art is not magnificent

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/17/83...716a497ec4.jpg

FoolofaTook · 07-08-2018, 09:28 AM

Caucasian Christ

slunken · 07-08-2018, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

are you saying modern Christian art is not magnificent

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/17/83...716a497ec4.jpg

lol my man wearing sandals

slunken · 07-08-2018, 12:42 PM

also is that mary magdalene?

redbreegull · 07-08-2018, 01:11 PM

Jesus is looking rather Teutonic for a desert-dwelling semite

LaBelle · 07-08-2018, 02:20 PM

know your enemy

Elphenor · 07-11-2018, 04:15 PM

woke up still drunk with a serious craving for a sandwich from San Antonio's best family owned shop so I called a random acquaintance and told him to come pick me up because you have to try this sandwich

and he did (lol) and the sandwiches were good

ilikeplanets · 07-11-2018, 05:23 PM

my friend posted a picture of his grandma praying to jared leto dressed as jesus.....she really did not know it wasn't a religious photo. that is hard to top in terms of christian hilarity

Elphenor · 07-12-2018, 04:56 PM

my 20 year old brother sends me a video like "hey this guy is pretty smart check it out" and it's a Steven Crowder video, the internet claims another victim

not long before I start hearing about snowflake pussies from him

yo soy el mejor · 07-12-2018, 05:25 PM

i like buying school supplies but i haven't in a while had the true pleasure of receiving a back-to-school shopping list so i signed up to purchase backpacks and supplies for 2 students through a non-profit. i just got the two lists in my email today...i had forgotten that i signed up!

i chose a junior high and high school aged student since i assumed most people would opt for a little person. i'm very pumped to hit up staples this weekend cause it's one of my favorite stores.

i went in the day after xmas once and got a $30-something dollar pen for 25 cents, but i lost it, but it wrote so well. now every so often i consider buying it full-price. ugh.

TuralyonW3 · 07-12-2018, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

are you saying modern Christian art is not magnificent

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/17/83...716a497ec4.jpg

please tell me you're being facetious

reprise85 · 07-12-2018, 07:57 PM

white boy jesus

smashingjj · 07-12-2018, 08:22 PM

I met my first American Conservative White Christian Male today, in the lake of all places. I'm in New Hampshire and he lives here too but he came from Louisiana. He was friendly. He said it wasn't too late for me to turn to God if i just only kept an open mind. He thought pres Bush was awful with the idiotic wars, but for some reason Obama was even worse. I asked him if he felt it was better now and thankfully he replied with a 'no'.

He also asked if me and my gf were 'married or just friends' lol like that's the options we got

Elphenor · 07-12-2018, 08:25 PM

nah you haven't seen the real deal until they defend Trump and babble something about Benghazi

Elphenor · 07-12-2018, 08:26 PM

went to Target today, you ever notice Target's food section is a complete ghost town

not even employees visit that side of the store

what's up with that

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07-07-2018, 09:13 PM	#7863
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	my stepmother's grandma died, I'm watching their dog while they go to the funeral my gf has not recovered since the death of her brother and I don't think I'm any help, she just gets upset at me that's ok, but I feel like a funeral

07-07-2018, 09:14 PM	#7864
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Engineer your own brother's death and bond over the symmetry?

07-07-2018, 09:45 PM	#7865
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I'd have to travel to Philadelphia now

07-07-2018, 09:48 PM	#7866
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	fill the void by playing love me not with blue vesty I just want to know if she'd be into me!

07-07-2018, 11:11 PM	#7867
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	That sucks man. I dated a chick who's sister died. She had cystic fibrosis and died after the lung transplant surgery... Was super devastating. But yeah, things didn't go too well after that. How did her bro die?, if you don't mind me asking.

07-07-2018, 11:14 PM	#7868
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	WHOSE

07-07-2018, 11:16 PM	#7869
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	D'oh! I can't believe I typed that. I swear man, my fingers have a mind outside of my brain. Sometimes I can't believe the typos I make while rereading some of my online contributions.

07-07-2018, 11:27 PM	#7870
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	you make typos whilst rereading?

07-08-2018, 12:24 AM	#7872
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	I don't know if having two minds is the problem, here.

07-08-2018, 03:30 AM	#7874
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	3.5 weeks from now I'm going to be sitting in Nikolaikirche, Leipzig, listening to Bach's St. John Passion, probably weeping like the sad and sentimental sack of turds that I am. That is some real high quality Christian music. I wish more people would check Bach out.

07-08-2018, 03:41 AM	#7875
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	a lot of religious art pwns. orthodox icons, for example. they also have hella lamps set up in their shrines. really pretty and eldritch too.

07-08-2018, 09:13 AM	#7876
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	are you saying modern Christian art is not magnificent https://i.pinimg.com/originals/17/83...716a497ec4.jpg

07-08-2018, 09:28 AM	#7877
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Caucasian Christ

07-08-2018, 12:42 PM	#7879
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	also is that mary magdalene?

07-08-2018, 01:11 PM	#7880
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	Jesus is looking rather Teutonic for a desert-dwelling semite

07-08-2018, 02:20 PM	#7881
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	know your enemy

07-11-2018, 04:15 PM	#7882
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	woke up still drunk with a serious craving for a sandwich from San Antonio's best family owned shop so I called a random acquaintance and told him to come pick me up because you have to try this sandwich and he did (lol) and the sandwiches were good

07-11-2018, 05:23 PM	#7883
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	my friend posted a picture of his grandma praying to jared leto dressed as jesus.....she really did not know it wasn't a religious photo. that is hard to top in terms of christian hilarity

07-12-2018, 04:56 PM	#7884
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	my 20 year old brother sends me a video like "hey this guy is pretty smart check it out" and it's a Steven Crowder video, the internet claims another victim not long before I start hearing about snowflake pussies from him

07-12-2018, 05:25 PM	#7885
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	i like buying school supplies but i haven't in a while had the true pleasure of receiving a back-to-school shopping list so i signed up to purchase backpacks and supplies for 2 students through a non-profit. i just got the two lists in my email today...i had forgotten that i signed up! i chose a junior high and high school aged student since i assumed most people would opt for a little person. i'm very pumped to hit up staples this weekend cause it's one of my favorite stores. i went in the day after xmas once and got a $30-something dollar pen for 25 cents, but i lost it, but it wrote so well. now every so often i consider buying it full-price. ugh.

07-12-2018, 07:57 PM	#7887
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	white boy jesus

07-12-2018, 08:22 PM	#7888
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	I met my first American Conservative White Christian Male today, in the lake of all places. I'm in New Hampshire and he lives here too but he came from Louisiana. He was friendly. He said it wasn't too late for me to turn to God if i just only kept an open mind. He thought pres Bush was awful with the idiotic wars, but for some reason Obama was even worse. I asked him if he felt it was better now and thankfully he replied with a 'no'. He also asked if me and my gf were 'married or just friends' lol like that's the options we got

07-12-2018, 08:25 PM	#7889
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	nah you haven't seen the real deal until they defend Trump and babble something about Benghazi

07-12-2018, 08:26 PM	#7890
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	went to Target today, you ever notice Target's food section is a complete ghost town not even employees visit that side of the store what's up with that