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12-26-2007, 01:17 AM | #1 |
Out fart the hottie!
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Getting killed by a FUCKING TIGER for Christmas: PRICELESS
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12-26-2007, 01:26 AM | #2 |
Minion of Satan
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God works in mysterious ways.
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12-26-2007, 01:40 AM | #3 |
has great self of steam.
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Brutal.
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12-26-2007, 01:40 AM | #4 |
Dute of Seven Y's
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Tigers work in obvious ways.
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12-26-2007, 02:34 AM | #5 |
Minion of Satan
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i dont see why they killed the tiger if the man was already clearly dead. tranq it and put it back but get a bigger lock or whatever.
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12-26-2007, 02:55 AM | #6 |
full of longing
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the tiger was clearly acting outside of its normal impulses. probably rabid with crazy.
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12-26-2007, 02:59 AM | #7 | |
full of longing
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12-26-2007, 03:08 AM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
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The approximately 300-pound female Siberian tiger, named Tatiana, attacked a zookeeper last December during a public feeding, according to the zoo's director of animal care and conservation.
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12-26-2007, 03:10 AM | #9 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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what do tiger wounds look like
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12-26-2007, 03:17 AM | #10 | |
full of longing
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12-26-2007, 03:33 AM | #11 |
Minion of Satan
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Mastercard needs to use stuff like this for their commercials, they always focus on the lame sentimental definition of priceless as opposed to the horrific and/or humorous one.
Buying your friend that last minute gift, $40. Getting two tickets to the zoo, $10. Getting killed by a fucking tiger for Christmas: priceless. |
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12-26-2007, 03:51 AM | #12 |
OB-GYN Kenobi
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There wasn't any snow on Christmas Eve and I knew what I should do
I thought I'd free the animals all locked up at the zoo I opened up the fence where the peacocks were the llamas were unleashed the snakes and seals could all get out, but they refused to leave All of the animals agreed they're not happy at the zoo but they preferred to save themselves, they seemed to think they could The elephants, orangutans, all the birds and tige |
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12-26-2007, 04:06 AM | #13 |
full of longing
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they don't fence in the peacocks
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12-26-2007, 04:10 AM | #14 | |
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12-26-2007, 06:27 AM | #15 |
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The tiger community deserves to be outraged over what has been happening in China.
BEIJING - China has closed an understaffed zoo where a rare Siberian tiger was found beheaded and skinned last week and where seven tigers died in the last four years, state media reported Wednesday. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071226/..._dead_tigers_2 |
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12-26-2007, 10:37 AM | #16 |
Amish Rake Fighter
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Why was the zoo open on christmas?
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12-26-2007, 10:45 AM | #17 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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anyone ever been to lion country safari? fucking all kinds of animals out in big open spaces, with a road to drive through it. the animals approach cars often... every single time I went at least one group of animals did. that can't be safe.
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12-26-2007, 12:43 PM | #18 | |
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12-26-2007, 01:57 PM | #19 | |
Apocalyptic Poster
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12-26-2007, 02:43 PM | #20 |
Minion of Satan
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so what!
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12-26-2007, 04:51 PM | #21 | |
Amish Rake Fighter
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12-27-2007, 02:56 AM | #22 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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i didnt' know sf had a zoo
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12-27-2007, 03:03 AM | #23 |
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RIDE THE TIGER! AKGNAJKN ARKJAAAAAAAAAAA
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