HATE THREAD

[MarquisInSpades]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I have concluded that is all my hair's fault. I am still adjusting to my new-found hirsute glory.

On a more srs note: where the fuck do I go to buy milk?

www.amazon.com

now with same-day delivery

[fuzzyroes]

Took man, I'm a total fool myself.. I'll act like a dork to hot supermarket clerks and get weird reactions too... But you just gotta shake it off and not care and forget about it and then the next time you go shopping everything will be cool again.

You seem to be playing up this stuff in your head as it being this big predicament, meanwhile the clerk probably forgot about it a minute later.

[reprise85]

hate to agree with fuzzy but i do

[FoolofaTook]

Harvest Foods yeah. It was just a silly blunder.

But safeway is bad. They all hate me to various degrees. Well not Nancy, the head. She is a nice lady. But the rest, it's clear that they think I am some sort of cruel flirt amd that's bullshit. Both with Mitchel and Loralee I was just trying to be friendly but they misinterpreted it so I freaked out and ignored them. Also I made some big mistakes like making a cruel smirk in front of the super hot cashier when Mitchel was gawking. And I might have pulled out my WWU folder to try to impress her (opposite effect).

Trust me safeway hates me. i will never go there again. oh and I touched Mitchel's hand and another cashiers BY MISTAKE. now when anyone hands me my receipt its by the very edge blatantly. WTF. christ. i hate being touched. it was a total accident. fuck.

[FoolofaTook]

Motherfucking supermarket drama.

I have worse things to worry about. saw my neighbor today. she looked sadly amused. but her husband said "Fuck him" loudly by my window yesterday and i have a feeling this isn't over. ah well she took (barsoom!) pleasure in my shame so well i guess it is war.

[FoolofaTook]

But I regret safeway. i shouldn't have ignore those two. i should have just kept being casually friendly.

i keep doing this, especially with females who like me. there was a stoner chick (!) who came up to me in a parking lot and offered to smoke me out, and a russian (!!) girl and so on. i screwed it all up heh.

countless males but they don't count.


Fulltoke: the reluctant slut!

[FlamingGlobes]

Why do you even know the names of these people



























































































































































is my question

[FoolofaTook]

I have no car and I eat a lot and cook everything so I go shopping a lot. Plus they have name tags. Also I think Loralee isn't her name.

Nancy was nice to me and called me by my first name first. Mitchell... christ. All I said was "Thank you Mitchell have a good evening." in my usual feminine grew up in southeast asia friendly voice. dude lost his fucking mind.

now here we are.

[FoolofaTook]

THIS ISN'T FARE

[FlamingGlobes]

Complain to their manager. You might get a coupon or something.

[pavementtune]

for a year straight I was starting to sweat entering my local super market. (which I sort of had to use, no car either and the next one an half hour ride on the subway.)
why? there was this guy, I swear he hated me.
I went in there one day, super stressed, and managed to turn my ass to the side in such an idiotic way, that I wiped several packs off the board. he picked them all up, grunting to not help him.
anyway. he always seemed to have the shift when I had the time to go grocery shopping. so in my head, clearly that dude hated me, and clearly he was staring with his grumpy look right at me, every single time.

new years I ended up hitting a party in that neighborhood where he was too. had the exact same grumpy face. I asked someone if he always looked that way when talking to people and the answer was "oh yea, we call him grumpy for a reason, nobody ever saw him smile."

guess who felt really stupid for thinking memememe I am so important, important enough that a store clerk cares! - they don't, they got other shit to do.

[FoolofaTook]

So you guys think I am making a molehill out of a fountain?

[FoolofaTook]

I hope so. Maybe I will sneak back in and buy some kimchee in a couple of months.

[pavementtune]

yes, a molehill.

(don't do this to me, I just seriously thought I had "mountain out of a molehill" wrong the entire time lol.)

it's to make a mosquito out of an elephant in German.

[FoolofaTook]

Hehe. I learned that from Sancho Panza, the god of all mangled proverbs.

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

yes, a molehill.

(don't do this to me, I just seriously thought I had "mountain out of a molehill" wrong the entire time lol.)

it's to make a mosquito out of an elephant in German.

van een mug een olifant maken in het Nederlands!

[MarquisInSpades]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I have no car and I eat a lot and cook everything so I go shopping a lot. Plus they have name tags. Also I think Loralee isn't her name.

Nancy was nice to me and called me by my first name first. Mitchell... christ. All I said was "Thank you Mitchell have a good evening." in my usual feminine grew up in southeast asia friendly voice. dude lost his fucking mind.

now here we are.

You grew up in southeast Asia? o.O

[FoolofaTook]

Republika Filipinas

[ilikeplanets]

I hate insomnia, I REALLY should have been asleep 3 hours ago. I need to be up in 3 hours. And I'm physically exhausted but can NOT sleep -___-

[ilikeplanets]

I have a fuck load of Restoril and Ambien but I can't take them right now because I won't get up if I do. I tried taking the Restoril a few times and it doesn't help me fall asleep any faster but makes it harder to get up once my alarm goes off like 2-3 hours after I finally pass out so it's just not worth it. I thought I'd relish in sleep once baby started sleeping through the night (she has!) but now my insomnia just came back. WTF

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

it's to make a mosquito out of an elephant in German.

not the other way around?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by pavementtune

for a year straight I was starting to sweat entering my local super market. (which I sort of had to use, no car either and the next one an half hour ride on the subway.)
why? there was this guy, I swear he hated me.
I went in there one day, super stressed, and managed to turn my ass to the side in such an idiotic way, that I wiped several packs off the board. he picked them all up, grunting to not help him.
anyway. he always seemed to have the shift when I had the time to go grocery shopping. so in my head, clearly that dude hated me, and clearly he was staring with his grumpy look right at me, every single time.

new years I ended up hitting a party in that neighborhood where he was too. had the exact same grumpy face. I asked someone if he always looked that way when talking to people and the answer was "oh yea, we call him grumpy for a reason, nobody ever saw him smile."

guess who felt really stupid for thinking memememe I am so important, important enough that a store clerk cares! - they don't, they got other shit to do.

Jesus, wow. I rarely see the same person twice at my grocery store. If I offended someone, I doubt I'd ever have to face them again.

I guess maybe I don't want to live in a small town after all. Too many disgruntled grocery store clerks.

[FlamingGlobes]

The clerks at my grocery store are paid like shit and treated like dogs by the customers (I've known many people who worked for the company in the past), so I make a point of trying to be friendly towards whoever is ringing me up. Really, it's just making eye contact and saying "thank you" and "have a good night/weekend."

*pats self on back*

Be nice to your grocery store clerks. This has been a PSA.

[FoolofaTook]

It is too late for that. I am too embarrassed and ashamed to go back.

I really need a cat.

[MarquisInSpades]

Snakes are cool pets too.

[pavementtune]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I guess maybe I don't want to live in a small town after all. Too many disgruntled grocery store clerks.

this was in Berlin but sure. the size of super markets and fluctuation of employees does now quite match the US, doesn't mean it's a small town.

[FoolofaTook]

So I went today to volunteer at the shelter (lol). Saw Stevie the 14 year old kittykat slumbering in her usual spot under the bushes. Crawled on my hands and knees to give her a chin scratch.

She wakes up gives me a grumpy look AND WALTZES AWAY NONCHALANTLY.

FUCK YOU STEVIE I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A FURBALL































(Just kidding I will probably walk by tomorrow to see if I can impose upon her again).

[redbreegull]

I fucking hate republicans

[FoolofaTook]

THAN WHY DON'T YOU SHOUT IT OUT LOUD BRAH?

[buzzard]

I found out that Sleep are visiting our shores only when somebody mentioned that it's already sold out.

The fact that the venue's sound is the worst in town helps somewhat.