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Old 11-05-2019, 09:55 PM   #4921
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Attention all gamers:

I'm dah Jokah, bay-bee

 
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Old 11-05-2019, 10:03 PM   #4922
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Hey, shitlord: it's 2019. You're not allowed to EXPLAIN things while being a man.

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 08:00 AM   #4923
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ok

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 08:06 AM   #4924
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i'd like to explain things to your dad's booty hole

 
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Old 11-06-2019, 10:15 AM   #4925
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Hey, shitlord: it's 2019. You're not allowed to EXPLAIN things while being a man.
thanks for explaining that.

 
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Old 11-07-2019, 06:32 AM   #4926
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bright side doesn't have a hyphen.
sentences start with a capital letter.

 
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Old 11-07-2019, 06:34 AM   #4927
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I before E except after C or when sounded as A, as in neighbor and weigh. and weird is just weird.

 
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Old 11-07-2019, 03:21 PM   #4928
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Old 11-07-2019, 09:14 PM   #4929
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I swear to god, I'm going to start explaining shit

 
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Old 11-08-2019, 02:29 AM   #4930
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Old 11-08-2019, 07:17 AM   #4931
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how you make your avatars like animated and shit? is there some sort of trick to it, like an incantation or something?

 
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Old 11-08-2019, 11:56 AM   #4932
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Allow me to explain:

 
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Old 11-17-2019, 05:47 PM   #4933
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tfw you get a drunk text from the ex

Ha! You done fucked up and showed your hand

I have all the power now

 
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Old 11-17-2019, 06:28 PM   #4934
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Yes, because relationships that are looked at by their participants as power struggles have always been known to work out healthily.

 
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Old 11-17-2019, 06:47 PM   #4935
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I shouldn't even respond and I haven't

I dunno do you ever trust a cheater again?

And then even worse she ghosted me after and then threatened to call the police if I tried to contact her again

like fuckkkk you psycho

 
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Old 11-17-2019, 06:53 PM   #4936
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but she's also a bigger RS Howard fan than even me and knows that Fad Gadget's name is/was Frank Tovey

wahhh

 
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Old 11-17-2019, 07:15 PM   #4937
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I dunno do you ever trust a cheater again?
Let me check my notes.

No.

 
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Old 11-17-2019, 07:23 PM   #4938
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that's a no from me, dog

 
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Old 11-17-2019, 08:39 PM   #4939
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but she's also a bigger RS Howard fan than even me and knows that Fad Gadget's name is/was Frank Tovey

wahhh
Do it ya man

Gosh she knows all the right trivia and she thinks about u when she’s wasted

Ppl bone other ppl sometimes it’s no big thing, the important thing is get in there, strike while the irons hot, and enjoy the bitter sweetness of love!

 
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Old 11-17-2019, 10:04 PM   #4940
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Old 11-18-2019, 05:35 AM   #4941
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I'm completely off of prescribed anti depressants and anti anxiety medication. Weed is now no more stronger than a cup of tea to me.

 
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Old 11-18-2019, 06:22 AM   #4942
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Old 11-23-2019, 01:04 AM   #4943
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tmi content warning

I'm getting into a weird emotionally complicated relationship with someone. Both of us knew that we had fairly fundamental incompatibilities going into it, and both of us have acknowledged that it's likely to end in heartbreak, especially for her.

Mainly that I am pOlYaMoRoUs and she is not, something that neither of us is willing to compromise on at the moment.

We're both mentally fucked in ways that seem to set each other off and confuse and upset each other.
In particular, she describes herself as being very sexually "vanilla".
On the other hand, since breaking up with my ex early last year, everyone I have slept with has introduced me to increasingly kinkier practices, to the point where even quite light bondage feels "vanilla" to me.
I always ask my partners if they have safe words.
She has never needed to use designated safe words and doesn't understand the necessity for them.
She got upset with me when I didn't seek or obtain consent to spoon her in the morning.

We're both radical leftists with lots of mutual friends in political groups. Which means we enthusiastically agree on about 90% of our strongly held beliefs and the other 10% are minor differences that we have more intense arguments about than we would with the average hapless conservative.

Soooo. That's kind of the benchmark for how much pressure to apply to the eggshells I sometimes find myself walking on.

 
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Old 11-23-2019, 01:13 AM   #4944
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Old 11-23-2019, 02:51 AM   #4945
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My safe word for spooning is ""The Tick."

 
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Old 11-23-2019, 03:34 AM   #4946
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if she's not polyamourous and you are, then you shouldn't be fuckin

without trying to be judgemental, it seems obvious

 
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Old 11-23-2019, 10:00 AM   #4947
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Mainly that I am pOlYaMoRoUs and she is not, something that neither of us is willing to compromise on at the moment.
the end.

 
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Old 11-23-2019, 02:33 PM   #4948
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It seems obvious to us because we're not neck-deep in ecstatic Shallowed + co. coitus.

 
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Old 11-23-2019, 03:21 PM   #4949
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i had my two upper wisdom teeth removed this morning and the local anesthesia is wearing off. i can feel my face and tongue now, but i still can't feel much pain. the norco must be working.

it was a ten minute procedure and i could hear crunching in my head but i had liszt playing in my ears. the worst part was getting numbed. the shot in the left and right side of the roof of my mouth felt like a miniature rhino horn being pressed into me. for that i needed to take a few deep breaths first and the nurse asked if i wanted to hold her hand and best believe i did.

 
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Old 11-24-2019, 11:05 AM   #4950
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lol what a crybaby

 
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