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Old 10-10-2019, 03:28 PM   #31
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That’s fucking disgusting.

 
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Old 10-10-2019, 03:42 PM   #32
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some of y'all really should have listened more to seminal late 90s rock act (& descendants of the gargantuan indie groundswell of The Smashing Pumpkins) Limp Bizkit and their song "No Sex" before taking off those pants again, that time

 
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Old 10-10-2019, 03:42 PM   #33
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sounds like instead you did it all for the [some word that starts with n & rhymes with Jack Bates' dad's name, dunno]

 
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Old 10-10-2019, 05:58 PM   #34
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I had an upstairs neighbor lady who would do it real loud

Made me feel kinda weird, hearing all that, then seeing her in the hall as we passed in our otherwise unspeaking, anonymous acquaintance

Living in little boxes stacked together is just kinda fun isn’t it

 
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Old 10-10-2019, 06:48 PM   #35
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When I was living in an apartment with my last long-term gf, we had a couple live next door to us, who would often have very passionate, enthusiastic, enjoyable sounding sex. We could hear it through the wall, because their bed was probably right up against the other side of our lounge wall.

She definitely wasn't faking her orgasms. It didn't make us uncomfortable or annoyed, in fact we thought it was so funny that we could often not contain our laughter. It actually kind of aroused both of us, and it made us give each other knowing, blushing looks about it. I think at least one time, it aroused us enough to take each other to bed and fuck right then and there.

 
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Old 10-10-2019, 08:00 PM   #36
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The kicker: this woman next door was actually screaming fuzzyroes posts

 
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Old 10-10-2019, 09:34 PM   #37
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That’s fucking disgusting.

 
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Old 10-11-2019, 10:10 AM   #38
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Gangster John Herbert Dillinger was diagnosed with gonorrhea in 1924. To make matters worse, he was diagnosed when he was first sent to prison, which must have been a great start to his then-six-year sentence. In John Dillinger: The Life and Death of America's First Celebrity Criminal, biographer Dary Matera describes the treatment as “the painful injection of silver nitrate through the penis into the urethra,” which could have only increased his urge to get out of prison.

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Old 10-12-2019, 07:11 PM   #39
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What you should do is record it and then blast it back at them outside their door. Some stupid trollop asked r/legaladvice if she could sue a person who did this to her, and all of the lawyers in the thread just made fun of her.

TOTALLY cool and totally legal.

 
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Old 10-14-2019, 12:52 PM   #40
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Huh?

 
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Old 10-14-2019, 01:40 PM   #41
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sounds like a trap to me

the kind of thing you fall for, then come running back here in legal crosshairs to tell killtrocity only to be greeted with
















 
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Old 10-14-2019, 07:27 PM   #42
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how many of y'all like sex?

 
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Old 10-14-2019, 10:43 PM   #43
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I had a partner who said it was just easier for her to get off if she was loud. made sense to me.

 
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Old 10-15-2019, 12:46 AM   #44
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I think most people, gals and guys, find loud females orgasming attractive or positively stimulating. Yet, loud dudes orgasming is weirdly uncomfortable and goofy. Of course there may always be exceptions, yet am I naive to suggest this as generalized fact? I challenge you to prove me wrong...

 
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Old 10-15-2019, 12:55 AM   #45
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I had a partner who said it was just easier for her to get off if she was loud. made sense to me.
you would sleep with someone like this

 
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Old 10-15-2019, 06:47 AM   #46
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I think most people, gals and guys, find loud females orgasming attractive or positively stimulating.
no!

 
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Old 10-15-2019, 12:31 PM   #47
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no!
This I thought was a scientific study and a simple “no” is not sufficient.
You must prove me wrong.

 
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Old 10-15-2019, 12:38 PM   #48
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you would sleep with someone like this
you wouldn't?

 
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Old 10-15-2019, 12:38 PM   #49
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that's not a jab, btw. i just think it sounds like quite the evening!

 
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Old 10-15-2019, 06:08 PM   #50
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you would sleep with someone like this
I've also had partners who could not control their volume and were loud involuntarily *shrug*

 
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when I stopped paying for sex I went for a STD checkup.
I bet those sex workers were pissed when you didn't pay them for services rendered. Did you ever get sent to a collection agency?

 
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