Survey

[Alan Wu]

Is your name long or short?
Is it pronounced fast or slow?
Would you change your name to Starchild?
How about Jamal?

=====Smoking and Drinking and Doing Drugs===
What is your favorite brand of cigarettes?
Or do you hand roll your cigarettes?
How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day?
Do you use a long cigarette holder?
Do you like to chew tobacco?
How many drinks do you have a day?
Do you prefer vodka or champagne?
Do you usually drink an entire bottle of vodka in one sitting?
Have you been so drunk that you blacked out?
Do you do that almost every day?
How many times a day do you smoke marijuana?
Do you smoke it in your car or outside?
Do you grow it in your yard?
Do you like to mix it in your food?
Do you often take steroids? Do they work?
Do you like to do cocaine?
What do you use to cut it into lines?
Do you shoot heroin?
Where do you get your syringes? Do you get them from a diabetic person? Or the doctors office?
Do you usually like to shoot heroin and cocaine together?
Do you like to drink Red Rum? How often?
How many times have you done ecstasy?
Do you like to do prescription drugs?
Do you steal them from people's homes?
Or do you write out a fake prescription?
Do you usually take them without knowing what it is?
Do you prefer amphetamines or barbiturates?
Have you ever done drugs, and then woke up in a dumpster?
Have you overdosed on drugs yet? Did you have to go to the ER?
Did you do it in the bathroom? Or in your car? Who found you?
Do you have to sell your favorite things to buy drugs?
Do you need to go to rehab? Already been to rehab?

========Crime========
Have you ever stolen a car?
Do you know how to hotwire a car?
Do you break into cars?
Have you been to juvenile hall yet?
Have you been arrested for drug possesion yet?
Have you been in the back of a police car? How many times?
Have the police ever been in your house? What did they find?
Do you want to sit in an electric chair?
Do you own one?
Do you use it to cook food?
Have you ever thought of robbing a bank?
Did you know that it has crossed most people's minds before?
Have you ever held anyone hostage in your own home?
In their home?
At the bank?
Have you ever burgularized a home?
Was it someone you know?
Did you do it alone or with a group of friends?
Did you get lots of cool stuff? Did you sell any of it?
How often do you steal people's wallets? How many are in your collection?
Do you like to commit identity theft?
How many other credit card numbers do you know so far?
How many things have you bought with them?
Have you been to court?
Did they let you go for reason of insanity?
Have you been on the news because of your crimes?
Do you believe homosexuality is a crime?
Would you prefer to be executed by lethal injection?
Do you print counterfiet money on your computer? Have you used it?
Have you ever visited a prison?
Do you like the outfits they wear in prison?
Have your robbed the convenience store yet?
Have you ever thought of organizing a killing spree at McDonalds?

======Having Sex=======
How many people have you had sex with?
Have you ever slept with someone to get something you want?
Do you give sex so you don't have to pay for something?
Have you ever had oral sex in a stairwell?
With a complete stranger?
Did you get an STD yet? Do you have lots of sex anyway?
Are you pregnant?
Are you trying to get pregnant?
How many abortions have you had so far?
Did you ever give yourself an abortion?
Have you ever had sex in an elevator? Public bathroom? At the park?
Are you gay, bi, or pan?
Do you have a child and you need a paternity test?
Do all your children have a different father?
Do you have lots of unprotected sex?
When did you start?
Do you have sex with people without knowing their name?
Have you ever had sex with more than 5 people in one night?

========Clothes ========
Do you usually buy all your clothes at rummages?
Do you buy clothes at Costco?
Do you buy your shoes at Payless?
Do you like the clothes they sell at the grocery store?
Do you like to wear a bike helmet as a fashion statement?
Do you wear a mask on a typical day?
Do you wear a trenchcoat everywhere?
Do you make your own shoes?
Do you usually wear a wig? How many do you own?
Do you like to wear stirrup pants?
Do you wear a bowtie that spins 'round and 'round?
Do you prefer to wear men's or women's clothes?
Do you like to wear nothing at all?
Do you like to wear top hats?
Suspenders?
Tall striped socks?
Do you usually wear byellow socks?
Do you like to wear clothes that were in style about 16-17 years ago?
Do you wear glasses? Did you buy them at the dollar store?
Did you steal the shirt you have on?
Do you borow people's clothes and never give them back?
Have you ever walked out of a store wearing shoes you tried on?
Do you wear a big coat so you can steal things?
Do you buy your work clothes at Party City?
Do you like to wear a clown costume?
Do you like to wear a lot of necklaces?
A lot of rings?
Do you like to wear a suit for no reason?
Do you wear a tie on most days?
Do you wear a headdress?
Do you usually wear your clothes without cutting off the tags?
Do you wear a raincoat when its not raining?
Do you use an umbrella when its not raining?

=======School========
Did you often swear at a teacher?
Did you always smoke in the bathroom?
Did you smoke in the hallway?
Did you skip class most days?
Did you vandalize anything?
Did you participate in hazing?
Did you often like to steal food from teacher's offices?
Did you ever walk to school in a drug-induced state?
Did you fail all your classes?
Were you more of a nonconformist?
Were you in the audio-visual club?
Were you voted Worst Dressed?
Did teachers say you have an emotional disturbance?
Did they put you in special ed?
Did you bring liquor to school on most days?
Did you drop out of high school? For what reason?
Was school a waste of time? Did you have other things on your mind?
Were you better that everyone at your school?

======Your Job======
Do you work in retail?
Do you work at McDonalds?
Do you often come to work in a drug-induced state?
Does your job pay enough money to support your drug habit?
Do you work at an office?
Do you come to work everyday?
Do you take the bus or the train to work?
After work, do you usually go out and get drunk?

=======Your Family=======
Have any of your parents gone to prison?
Are they still in prison? Do you go visit them?
Do you have any siblings you never met?
Have any of your family members married a cousin?
Would you?
Have any of your family members left home and you never saw them again?
Do you have a parent you never knew?
Is your family violent?

=========Holidays=========
Is Halloween your favorite religious holiday?
Or is it Yom Kippur?
Do you celebrate Bastille Day?
What do you usually do for Flag Day?
Does your family like to celebrate Kwanzaa?
What did you get for Kwanzaa this year?
What are you doing for Ramadan this year?
What do you want for Hannukah this year?
How many bar mitzvas have you been to?
Which one was the best?
Did you make your own holiday?
What resturant do you usually go to for Thanksgiving?

========Recreation=======
Do you like to go to the circus?
Did you ever talk to a circus clown?
Have you considered joining the circus? Do you know how?
Would you be an acrobat?
Do you like the song they play at the circus?
How often do you like to go to the carnival?
Who takes you?
Do you like the ferris wheel?
Have you ever stolen a bumper car from a carnival?
Did you ride it in the street?
Do you go to the cinema every week?
Do you usually sit in the front row, or in the aisle?
Do you prefer to see a classic film, or a comedy?
Do you throw things at the screen?
Do you like to yell loudly in the theater?
Who takes you to the cinema?
Have you been banned from a movie theater yet?

=======Television=======
Do you like to watch talk shows? Which one is the best?
Do you like game shows? Do you own any on DVD?
Have you auditioned for a game show yet?
Do you like to watch court shows?
Do you own them on DVD?
Do you yell at your TV?
Did you ever throw your TV out the window?
Have you never seen cable/satellite TV?
Do you like to watch infomercials? Which one is your favorite?

=======Music========
Do you prefer mainsteam music?
Do you have at least 100 favorite bands? More?
Do you prefer CD, cassette, record, EP, or 8-track?
What is your favorite 8-track?
Do you prefer 33, 45, or 78 RPM records?
Do you have your own band? Do you play concerts?
Will people usually throw things at you?
Do you have your own CD?
How many people bought it?
Do you work at the record store?
Do you like the song "The Heavenly Aeroplane"? Own it on CD?
What is the best theme song to a TV show? Do you own it on CD?
Do you work at a radio station? Do you have your own radio station?
Do you usually play guitar for several hours a day?
Do you enjoy listening to music from 60-80 years ago?
Do you like to listen to lots of black metal? Is it your favorite genre?
Do you own at least 500 CDs?
Do you usually buy more than 5-10 CDs at a time? At least once a week?
How many music magazines do you read? More than 5?
How many genres do you listen to?
Does everyone else know that you're really into music?
Do you spend all your money on CDs?
What are your favorite CDs to listen to when you're on drugs?
When you're drunk?
When you're chewing tobacco?
When you're sitting on the floor with your back against the wall?
When you're at work?
When you're sitting in the garage?

=======Movies=======
Have you ever seen the movie "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"?
Did you see it in the theater?
Do you like the movie "It"?
Have you seen the film "Leprechaun"?
Have you seen every Leprechaun movie? I have.
Did you enjoy the film "Gacy"?
Did you see it in the theater?
Do you prefer DVD, VHS, Laser Disk, or Beta Max?

=======Eating=======
Do you usually go out to eat?
When you go to McDonalds, do you only order from the dollar menu?
Is your favorite sandwich the Fish Fillet? Mine is.
Do you usually go to McDonalds almost every day?
Have you been to Wiener's Circle in Chicago?
Did you like talking to the employees? Do you want to be one?
Do you like eating french fries smothered in cheese?
Do you like eating burritos?
After you eat dinner, do you then order pizza?
Do you ever have food binges? How often?
Do you throw up afterwords?
What's your favorite purging method?
What brand of laxatives do you usually use?
Do you use an enema?
How much weight have you lost so far?
Have you ever not eaten for a week?
How often do you starve yourself?
Do you like the feeling?
Do you never eat more than 500 calories a day?
Or do you usually eat about 2500?
Where do you go grocery shopping?
Do you pay with cash, check, Amex, or money order?
Do you shoplift from the grocery store?

=======Other Questions=======
Have you ever fallen out of bed?
Do you know someone who died from falling out of bed?
Have you ever visited an abandoned insane asylum?
Do you like to play Sega Genesis?
Do you usually rent the games at the video store?
Are you going trick or treating this year?
Do you like to listen to talk radio? Sometimes all day?
Do you like to walk around the cemetary?
Have you fallen off your balcony yet?
Do you like to talk in ebonics?
Do you like to steal things from museums?
Are you going to attend clown college?
Have you already been? Do you have a family member who went?
Have you ever been on a court TV show? For what?
What is your favorite synagogue? How often do you attend services?
Do you like to walk on stilts? Where do you go?
How many pairs of stilts do you own?
Have you ever put nair in someone's conditioner? How often?
How do you feel when you're trapped in the depths of a ghetto?
Do you often go to retirement parties? Do you throw them?
If you could drink out of anyone's shoe, who's would it be?
Do you walk in the street trying to get hit by cars so you can have the person's money?
Do you like Kareem-Abdul Jabbar?
Do you want to go to California, where the weed grows high?
Were you born a turtle?
When you go to someone's house, do you look for things to steal?
Do you like to sit on a street corner and look for UFOs?
Do you use binoculars when you do it?
Do you often sit on a street corner, stoned?
Is there an alien in your head?
Is your life always spinning out of control?
Do you see yourself going in a downward spiral?

[ella]

Is this myspace?

[Ol' Couch Ass]

Just pencil in "suckem' balls" for all my answers. Thanks in advance.

[Warsaw]

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

Just pencil in "suckem' balls" for all my answers. Thanks in advance.

[smurfing]

Originally Posted by ella

Is this myspace?

beat me to it, though i would have cussed more

[wHATcOLOR]

Is your name long or short? average
Is it pronounced fast or slow? pretty fast
Would you change your name to Starchild? no
How about Jamal? possibly

=====Smoking and Drinking and Doing Drugs===
What is your favorite brand of cigarettes? none, i don't smoke
Or do you hand roll your cigarettes? neither
How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day? none
Do you use a long cigarette holder? no
Do you like to chew tobacco? not really, haven't done so in years
How many drinks do you have a day? none
Do you prefer vodka or champagne?
Do you usually drink an entire bottle of vodka in one sitting? no
Have you been so drunk that you blacked out? no
Do you do that almost every day? no
How many times a day do you smoke marijuana? none
Do you smoke it in your car or outside? neither
Do you grow it in your yard? no
Do you like to mix it in your food? no
Do you often take steroids? Do they work? never. they would
Do you like to do cocaine? no
What do you use to cut it into lines? i don't
Do you shoot heroin? no
Where do you get your syringes? Do you get them from a diabetic person? Or the doctors office? i don't have any. no. no.
Do you usually like to shoot heroin and cocaine together? no
Do you like to drink Red Rum? How often? no. never
How many times have you done ecstasy? zero
Do you like to do prescription drugs? no
Do you steal them from people's homes? no
Or do you write out a fake prescription? no
Do you usually take them without knowing what it is? no
Do you prefer amphetamines or barbiturates? neither
Have you ever done drugs, and then woke up in a dumpster? no
Have you overdosed on drugs yet? Did you have to go to the ER? no. no
Did you do it in the bathroom? Or in your car? Who found you? no. no. n/a
Do you have to sell your favorite things to buy drugs? no
Do you need to go to rehab? Already been to rehab? no. no.

========Crime========
Have you ever stolen a car? no
Do you know how to hotwire a car? no
Do you break into cars? i don't
Have you been to juvenile hall yet? no
Have you been arrested for drug possesion yet? no
Have you been in the back of a police car? How many times? no. none
Have the police ever been in your house? What did they find? yes. nothing
Do you want to sit in an electric chair? no
Do you own one? no
Do you use it to cook food? no
Have you ever thought of robbing a bank? yes
Did you know that it has crossed most people's minds before? no
Have you ever held anyone hostage in your own home? no
In their home? no
At the bank? no
Have you ever burgularized a home? no
Was it someone you know? n/a
Did you do it alone or with a group of friends? n/a
Did you get lots of cool stuff? Did you sell any of it? n/a. n/a
How often do you steal people's wallets? How many are in your collection? never. none.
Do you like to commit identity theft? no
How many other credit card numbers do you know so far? none
How many things have you bought with them? none
Have you been to court? yes
Did they let you go for reason of insanity? no
Have you been on the news because of your crimes? no
Do you believe homosexuality is a crime? no
Would you prefer to be executed by lethal injection? no
Do you print counterfiet money on your computer? Have you used it? no. n/a
Have you ever visited a prison? no
Do you like the outfits they wear in prison? they're ok
Have your robbed the convenience store yet? no
Have you ever thought of organizing a killing spree at McDonalds? no

======Having Sex=======
How many people have you had sex with? none
Have you ever slept with someone to get something you want? no
Do you give sex so you don't have to pay for something? no
Have you ever had oral sex in a stairwell? no
With a complete stranger? no
Did you get an STD yet? Do you have lots of sex anyway? no. no.
Are you pregnant? no
Are you trying to get pregnant? no
How many abortions have you had so far? none
Did you ever give yourself an abortion? no
Have you ever had sex in an elevator? Public bathroom? At the park? no. no. no
Are you gay, bi, or pan? no
Do you have a child and you need a paternity test? no
Do all your children have a different father? no
Do you have lots of unprotected sex? no
When did you start? n/a
Do you have sex with people without knowing their name? no
Have you ever had sex with more than 5 people in one night? no

========Clothes ========
Do you usually buy all your clothes at rummages? no
Do you buy clothes at Costco? no
Do you buy your shoes at Payless? no
Do you like the clothes they sell at the grocery store? no
Do you like to wear a bike helmet as a fashion statement? no
Do you wear a mask on a typical day? no
Do you wear a trenchcoat everywhere? no
Do you make your own shoes? no
Do you usually wear a wig? How many do you own? no. none
Do you like to wear stirrup pants? no
Do you wear a bowtie that spins 'round and 'round? i'd like to, but i don't have one
Do you prefer to wear men's or women's clothes? men's
Do you like to wear nothing at all? no
Do you like to wear top hats? no
Suspenders? no
Tall striped socks? no
Do you usually wear byellow socks? no
Do you like to wear clothes that were in style about 16-17 years ago? no
Do you wear glasses? Did you buy them at the dollar store? not often. no.
Did you steal the shirt you have on? no
Do you borow people's clothes and never give them back? no
Have you ever walked out of a store wearing shoes you tried on? no
Do you wear a big coat so you can steal things? no
Do you buy your work clothes at Party City? no
Do you like to wear a clown costume? no
Do you like to wear a lot of necklaces? no
A lot of rings? no
Do you like to wear a suit for no reason? no
Do you wear a tie on most days? no
Do you wear a headdress? no
Do you usually wear your clothes without cutting off the tags? no
Do you wear a raincoat when its not raining? no
Do you use an umbrella when its not raining? no

=======School========
Did you often swear at a teacher? no
Did you always smoke in the bathroom? no
Did you smoke in the hallway? no
Did you skip class most days? no
Did you vandalize anything? no
Did you participate in hazing? no
Did you often like to steal food from teacher's offices? no
Did you ever walk to school in a drug-induced state? no
Did you fail all your classes? no
Were you more of a nonconformist? no
Were you in the audio-visual club? no
Were you voted Worst Dressed? no
Did teachers say you have an emotional disturbance? no
Did they put you in special ed? no
Did you bring liquor to school on most days? no
Did you drop out of high school? For what reason? no. n/a
Was school a waste of time? Did you have other things on your mind? no. yeah
Were you better that everyone at your school? no

======Your Job======
Do you work in retail? no
Do you work at McDonalds? no
Do you often come to work in a drug-induced state? no
Does your job pay enough money to support your drug habit? n/a
Do you work at an office? yes
Do you come to work everyday? yes
Do you take the bus or the train to work? i drive
After work, do you usually go out and get drunk?no

=======Your Family=======
Have any of your parents gone to prison? no
Are they still in prison? Do you go visit them? n/a. n/a
Do you have any siblings you never met? no
Have any of your family members married a cousin? no
Would you? no
Have any of your family members left home and you never saw them again? no
Do you have a parent you never knew? no
Is your family violent? no

=========Holidays=========
Is Halloween your favorite religious holiday? no
Or is it Yom Kippur? no
Do you celebrate Bastille Day? no
What do you usually do for Flag Day? nothing
Does your family like to celebrate Kwanzaa? no
What did you get for Kwanzaa this year? n/a
What are you doing for Ramadan this year? nothing
What do you want for Hannukah this year? nothing
How many bar mitzvas have you been to? none
Which one was the best? n/a
Did you make your own holiday? no
What resturant do you usually go to for Thanksgiving? n/a

========Recreation=======
Do you like to go to the circus? no
Did you ever talk to a circus clown? no
Have you considered joining the circus? Do you know how? no. no
Would you be an acrobat? no
Do you like the song they play at the circus? no
How often do you like to go to the carnival? never
Who takes you? no one
Do you like the ferris wheel? no
Have you ever stolen a bumper car from a carnival? no
Did you ride it in the street? n/a
Do you go to the cinema every week? no
Do you usually sit in the front row, or in the aisle? neither
Do you prefer to see a classic film, or a comedy? neither
Do you throw things at the screen? no
Do you like to yell loudly in the theater? no
Who takes you to the cinema? no one
Have you been banned from a movie theater yet? no

=======Television=======
Do you like to watch talk shows? Which one is the best? no. i don't know
Do you like game shows? Do you own any on DVD? no. no
Have you auditioned for a game show yet? no
Do you like to watch court shows? no
Do you own them on DVD? no
Do you yell at your TV? no
Did you ever throw your TV out the window? no
Have you never seen cable/satellite TV? no
Do you like to watch infomercials? Which one is your favorite? no. i don't know

=======Music========
Do you prefer mainsteam music? not particularly
Do you have at least 100 favorite bands? More? no
Do you prefer CD, cassette, record, EP, or 8-track? cd i guess
What is your favorite 8-track? none
Do you prefer 33, 45, or 78 RPM records? none
Do you have your own band? Do you play concerts? no. n/a
Will people usually throw things at you? n/a
Do you have your own CD? no
How many people bought it? n/a
Do you work at the record store? no
Do you like the song "The Heavenly Aeroplane"? Own it on CD? don't know it. no
What is the best theme song to a TV show? Do you own it on CD? i don't know. no
Do you work at a radio station? Do you have your own radio station? no. no.
Do you usually play guitar for several hours a day? no
Do you enjoy listening to music from 60-80 years ago? no
Do you like to listen to lots of black metal? Is it your favorite genre? no. no
Do you own at least 500 CDs? no
Do you usually buy more than 5-10 CDs at a time? At least once a week? no. no
How many music magazines do you read? More than 5? none. no
How many genres do you listen to? i don't know
Does everyone else know that you're really into music? not really, some people do
Do you spend all your money on CDs? no
What are your favorite CDs to listen to when you're on drugs? i never am
When you're drunk? don't have one
When you're chewing tobacco? i don't do this
When you're sitting on the floor with your back against the wall? not sure
When you're at work? don't listen often at work
When you're sitting in the garage? i don't sit in the garage

=======Movies=======
Have you ever seen the movie "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"? no
Did you see it in the theater? no
Do you like the movie "It"? kind of
Have you seen the film "Leprechaun"? no
Have you seen every Leprechaun movie? I have. i haven't
Did you enjoy the film "Gacy"? haven't seen it
Did you see it in the theater? no
Do you prefer DVD, VHS, Laser Disk, or Beta Max? dvd

=======Eating=======
Do you usually go out to eat? yes
When you go to McDonalds, do you only order from the dollar menu? no
Is your favorite sandwich the Fish Fillet? Mine is. nope
Do you usually go to McDonalds almost every day? no
Have you been to Wiener's Circle in Chicago? no
Did you like talking to the employees? Do you want to be one? no. no.
Do you like eating french fries smothered in cheese? no
Do you like eating burritos? sometimes
After you eat dinner, do you then order pizza? no
Do you ever have food binges? How often? no. never
Do you throw up afterwords? no
What's your favorite purging method? i don't have one
What brand of laxatives do you usually use? i don't use any
Do you use an enema? no
How much weight have you lost so far? none
Have you ever not eaten for a week? no
How often do you starve yourself? never
Do you like the feeling? n/a
Do you never eat more than 500 calories a day? no
Or do you usually eat about 2500? i don't really know
Where do you go grocery shopping? safeway and whole foods
Do you pay with cash, check, Amex, or money order? usually with a visa card
Do you shoplift from the grocery store? no

=======Other Questions=======
Have you ever fallen out of bed? yes
Do you know someone who died from falling out of bed? no
Have you ever visited an abandoned insane asylum? no
Do you like to play Sega Genesis? i never have
Do you usually rent the games at the video store? no
Are you going trick or treating this year? no
Do you like to listen to talk radio? Sometimes all day? no. no.
Do you like to walk around the cemetary? no
Have you fallen off your balcony yet? no
Do you like to talk in ebonics? no
Do you like to steal things from museums? no
Are you going to attend clown college? no
Have you already been? Do you have a family member who went? no. no.
Have you ever been on a court TV show? For what? no. n/a
What is your favorite synagogue? How often do you attend services? don't have one. never
Do you like to walk on stilts? Where do you go? no. i don't go anywhere
How many pairs of stilts do you own? none
Have you ever put nair in someone's conditioner? How often? no. never
How do you feel when you're trapped in the depths of a ghetto? haven't ever had this happen
Do you often go to retirement parties? Do you throw them? never. no
If you could drink out of anyone's shoe, who's would it be? no one's
Do you walk in the street trying to get hit by cars so you can have the person's money? no
Do you like Kareem-Abdul Jabbar? i like him for his performance in Airplane!
Do you want to go to California, where the weed grows high? i am in california
Were you born a turtle? no
When you go to someone's house, do you look for things to steal? no
Do you like to sit on a street corner and look for UFOs? no
Do you use binoculars when you do it? no
Do you often sit on a street corner, stoned? no
Is there an alien in your head? no
Is your life always spinning out of control? not usually
Do you see yourself going in a downward spiral? not usually

[ravenguy2000]

Is your name long or short? short
Is it pronounced fast or slow? fast, people call me matt so it's fast and short
Would you change your name to Starchild? depends. maybe if i got some tall growing weed from it
How about Jamal? see above

=====Smoking and Drinking and Doing Drugs===
What is your favorite brand of cigarettes? newports
Or do you hand roll your cigarettes? too lazy
How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day? 2 a year
Do you use a long cigarette holder? fuck yes, and i listen to queen and vaccum while i do it
Do you like to chew tobacco? no
How many drinks do you have a day? 3
Do you prefer vodka or champagne? champagne
Do you usually drink an entire bottle of vodka in one sitting? hell yeah
Have you been so drunk that you blacked out? all the time
Do you do that almost every day? no
How many times a day do you smoke marijuana? twice a week
Do you smoke it in your car or outside? outside
Do you grow it in your yard? back porch
Do you like to mix it in your food? nope
Do you often take steroids? Do they work? i did for medical reasons once, it was great
Do you like to do cocaine? i bet i would
What do you use to cut it into lines? black amex
Do you shoot heroin? don't like needles
Where do you get your syringes? Do you get them from a diabetic person? Or the doctors office? i live with a diabetic so i'd get them from him
Do you usually like to shoot heroin and cocaine together? no
Do you like to drink Red Rum? How often? no
How many times have you done ecstasy? only when i was a toddler
Do you like to do prescription drugs? sure
Do you steal them from people's homes? my own home
Or do you write out a fake prescription? not that smart
Do you usually take them without knowing what it is? yes
Do you prefer amphetamines or barbiturates? barbituates
Have you ever done drugs, and then woke up in a dumpster? i wish
Have you overdosed on drugs yet? Did you have to go to the ER? i try to od on weed all the time
Did you do it in the bathroom? Or in your car? Who found you? i hope when it happens i just die
Do you have to sell your favorite things to buy drugs? no i'm rich
Do you need to go to rehab? Already been to rehab? they tried to make me go to rehab

========Crime========
Have you ever stolen a car?
Do you know how to hotwire a car?
Do you break into cars?
Have you been to juvenile hall yet?
Have you been arrested for drug possesion yet?
Have you been in the back of a police car? How many times?
Have the police ever been in your house? What did they find? no to all of the above
Do you want to sit in an electric chair? yes
Do you own one?
Do you use it to cook food?
Have you ever thought of robbing a bank?
Did you know that it has crossed most people's minds before?
Have you ever held anyone hostage in your own home?
In their home?
At the bank?
Have you ever burgularized a home?
Was it someone you know?
Did you do it alone or with a group of friends?
Did you get lots of cool stuff? Did you sell any of it?
How often do you steal people's wallets? How many are in your collection?
Do you like to commit identity theft?
How many other credit card numbers do you know so far?
How many things have you bought with them? no to all of the above
Have you been to court? yes
Did they let you go for reason of insanity? yes
Have you been on the news because of your crimes?
Do you believe homosexuality is a crime?
Would you prefer to be executed by lethal injection?
Do you print counterfiet money on your computer? Have you used it?
Have you ever visited a prison?
Do you like the outfits they wear in prison?
Have your robbed the convenience store yet?
Have you ever thought of organizing a killing spree at McDonalds? no to all of the above

======Having Sex=======
How many people have you had sex with? around 50
Have you ever slept with someone to get something you want? yes
Do you give sex so you don't have to pay for something? no
Have you ever had oral sex in a stairwell? no
With a complete stranger? no
Did you get an STD yet? Do you have lots of sex anyway? i've had an std
Are you pregnant? no
Are you trying to get pregnant? no
How many abortions have you had so far? none
Did you ever give yourself an abortion? no
Have you ever had sex in an elevator? Public bathroom? At the park? park yes
Are you gay, bi, or pan? gay
Do you have a child and you need a paternity test? no
Do all your children have a different father? no
Do you have lots of unprotected sex? i used to
When did you start? age 14
Do you have sex with people without knowing their name? i have
Have you ever had sex with more than 5 people in one night? 4

========Clothes ========
Do you usually buy all your clothes at rummages? some of them
Do you buy clothes at Costco? no but i still like costco
Do you buy your shoes at Payless? no
Do you like the clothes they sell at the grocery store? hah no
Do you like to wear a bike helmet as a fashion statement? only when i'm pretending to be a retard for sympathy
Do you wear a mask on a typical day? we all wear masks
Do you wear a trenchcoat everywhere? i did in 7th grade
Do you make your own shoes? not smart enough
Do you usually wear a wig? How many do you own? wigs are cool but i don't have any
Do you like to wear stirrup pants? haha no
Do you wear a bowtie that spins 'round and 'round? i look like the kinda guy who should
Do you prefer to wear men's or women's clothes? mens
Do you like to wear nothing at all? all the time
Do you like to wear top hats? only with a leather cape
Suspenders? i have
Tall striped socks? fuck yeah
Do you usually wear byellow socks? don't know
Do you like to wear clothes that were in style about 16-17 years ago? yes
Do you wear glasses? Did you buy them at the dollar store? no they are expensive, the ones i wear
Did you steal the shirt you have on? actually yes, 100% serious, haha
Do you borow people's clothes and never give them back? yes
Have you ever walked out of a store wearing shoes you tried on? that's a great idea
Do you wear a big coat so you can steal things? no
Do you buy your work clothes at Party City? haha party city, no
Do you like to wear a clown costume? creepy no
Do you like to wear a lot of necklaces? no but effloresce does
A lot of rings? pinky rings only
Do you like to wear a suit for no reason? sure
Do you wear a tie on most days? no
Do you wear a headdress? no
Do you usually wear your clothes without cutting off the tags? sometiems i forget to
Do you wear a raincoat when its not raining? no
Do you use an umbrella when its not raining? only for interpretive dance

=======School========
Did you often swear at a teacher? yes
Did you always smoke in the bathroom? just weed
Did you smoke in the hallway? no
Did you skip class most days? a lot of days yes
Did you vandalize anything? yes
Did you participate in hazing? mostly at work
Did you often like to steal food from teacher's offices? doors are locked
Did you ever walk to school in a drug-induced state? i plan on it
Did you fail all your classes? i get all a's
Were you more of a nonconformist? sure
Were you in the audio-visual club? chess club
Were you voted Worst Dressed? most talented
Did teachers say you have an emotional disturbance? yes, many
Did they put you in special ed? no
Did you bring liquor to school on most days? no
Did you drop out of high school? For what reason? no, i got a's
Was school a waste of time? Did you have other things on your mind? yes and yes
Were you better that everyone at your school? fuck yes

======Your Job======
Do you work in retail? i have
Do you work at McDonalds? fuck no
Do you often come to work in a drug-induced state? just once
Does your job pay enough money to support your drug habit? yes
Do you work at an office? i have
Do you come to work everyday? no
Do you take the bus or the train to work? i used to take the bus
After work, do you usually go out and get drunk? i get high

=======Your Family=======
Have any of your parents gone to prison? no
Are they still in prison? Do you go visit them? no
Do you have any siblings you never met? no
Have any of your family members married a cousin? no
Would you? sure, why not? as long as we were both cool with it
Have any of your family members left home and you never saw them again? no, i did that to them
Do you have a parent you never knew? no
Is your family violent? emotionally

=========Holidays=========
Is Halloween your favorite religious holiday? yes
Or is it Yom Kippur? no
Do you celebrate Bastille Day? yes, it is my birthday
What do you usually do for Flag Day? masturbate
Does your family like to celebrate Kwanzaa? yes
What did you get for Kwanzaa this year? fried chicken lolololololololololololololol
What are you doing for Ramadan this year? suicide bombing
What do you want for Hannukah this year? control of the media and banks
How many bar mitzvas have you been to? none
Which one was the best? none
Did you make your own holiday? sure
What resturant do you usually go to for Thanksgiving? chinese buffet

========Recreation=======
Do you like to go to the circus? yes
Did you ever talk to a circus clown? yes
Have you considered joining the circus? Do you know how? i wish could, would be awesome
Would you be an acrobat? too fat
Do you like the song they play at the circus? sousa marches
How often do you like to go to the carnival? all the time
Who takes you? myself
Do you like the ferris wheel? yes
Have you ever stolen a bumper car from a carnival? too big
Did you ride it in the street? no
Do you go to the cinema every week? no
Do you usually sit in the front row, or in the aisle? the movies suck
Do you prefer to see a classic film, or a comedy? classic comedys
Do you throw things at the screen? awww meg don't be rude
Do you like to yell loudly in the theater? i'm not hispanic
Who takes you to the cinema? myself
Have you been banned from a movie theater yet? i don't take little kids to r-rated movies
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Have you never seen cable/satellite TV? i have it
Do you like to watch infomercials? Which one is your favorite? MAGIC BULLET MGIC BULLET MAGIC BULLET

=======Music========
Do you prefer mainsteam music? NO
Do you have at least 100 favorite bands? More? yes, more
Do you prefer CD, cassette, record, EP, or 8-track? digital
What is your favorite 8-track? tesla
Do you prefer 33, 45, or 78 RPM records? 45
Do you have your own band? Do you play concerts? i used to
Will people usually throw things at you? no
Do you have your own CD? no
How many people bought it? 0
Do you work at the record store? no
Do you like the song "The Heavenly Aeroplane"? Own it on CD? never heard it, is that by j. mercury
What is the best theme song to a TV show? Do you own it on CD? mary tyler moore show, no
Do you work at a radio station? Do you have your own radio station? no
Do you usually play guitar for several hours a day? no
Do you enjoy listening to music from 60-80 years ago? sure
Do you like to listen to lots of black metal? Is it your favorite genre? i'm not suicidal
Do you own at least 500 CDs? no
Do you usually buy more than 5-10 CDs at a time? At least once a week? no
How many music magazines do you read? More than 5? none
How many genres do you listen to? 1002
Does everyone else know that you're really into music? yes
Do you spend all your money on CDs? no
What are your favorite CDs to listen to when you're on drugs? brian eno ambient things
When you're drunk? the rolling stones on shuffle
When you're chewing tobacco? merle haggard
When you're sitting on the floor with your back against the wall? the united states of america
When you're at work? whatever is on kiss 94.7
When you're sitting in the garage? darkness on the edge of town

=======Movies=======
Have you ever seen the movie "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"? I HAVE IT ON VHS SERIOUSLY
Did you see it in the theater? no
Do you like the movie "It"? sure
Have you seen the film "Leprechaun"? no
Have you seen every Leprechaun movie? I have. i said no fucker
Did you enjoy the film "Gacy"? yes, it has francis from peewee's big adventure in it
Did you see it in the theater? no
Do you prefer DVD, VHS, Laser Disk, or Beta Max? bluray, haha, not really

=======Eating=======
Do you usually go out to eat? sometimes
When you go to McDonalds, do you only order from the dollar menu? YES
Is your favorite sandwich the Fish Fillet? Mine is. nope, that is nasty
Do you usually go to McDonalds almost every day? no
Have you been to Wiener's Circle in Chicago? no
Did you like talking to the employees? Do you want to be one? sometimes i am talktaive
Do you like eating french fries smothered in cheese? no
Do you like eating burritos? depends
After you eat dinner, do you then order pizza? if i'm hungry
Do you ever have food binges? How often? no
Do you throw up afterwords? no
What's your favorite purging method? none
What brand of laxatives do you usually use? polident
Do you use an enema? i have
How much weight have you lost so far? none
Have you ever not eaten for a week? i eat all the time
How often do you starve yourself? never
Do you like the feeling? no
Do you never eat more than 500 calories a day? yes
Or do you usually eat about 2500? probably
Where do you go grocery shopping? all over
Do you pay with cash, check, Amex, or money order? blowjobs
Do you shoplift from the grocery store? i have

=======Other Questions=======
Have you ever fallen out of bed? hah, yeah at my sister's house
Do you know someone who died from falling out of bed? no
Have you ever visited an abandoned insane asylum? ahk, no
Do you like to play Sega Genesis? i have
Do you usually rent the games at the video store? no
Are you going trick or treating this year? yes
Do you like to listen to talk radio? Sometimes all day? no
Do you like to walk around the cemetary? too scary
Have you fallen off your balcony yet? no
Do you like to talk in ebonics? sometimes
Do you like to steal things from museums? too risky
Are you going to attend clown college? creepy
Have you already been? Do you have a family member who went? no
Have you ever been on a court TV show? For what? no
What is your favorite synagogue? How often do you attend services? no
Do you like to walk on stilts? Where do you go? too fat
How many pairs of stilts do you own? 0
Have you ever put nair in someone's conditioner? How often? no, too mean
How do you feel when you're trapped in the depths of a ghetto? white
Do you often go to retirement parties? Do you throw them? once i think
If you could drink out of anyone's shoe, who's would it be? f. mercury's
Do you walk in the street trying to get hit by cars so you can have the person's money? too complicated
Do you like Kareem-Abdul Jabbar? no
Do you want to go to California, where the weed grows high? FUCK YEAH
Were you born a turtle? my cock looks like one
When you go to someone's house, do you look for things to steal? i have
Do you like to sit on a street corner and look for UFOs? nope
Do you use binoculars when you do it? i would
Do you often sit on a street corner, stoned? i will someday
Is there an alien in your head? just pain and hurt
Is your life always spinning out of control? sometimes
Do you see yourself going in a downward spiral? a few years ago it did

[mistle]

nobody's gonna read your answers to all that nonsense

[Toby]

fuck you, alan wu! you white piece of trash!

[Alan Wu]

Originally Posted by Toby

fuck you, alan wu! you white piece of trash!

That tone doesn't work with me.