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Old 05-18-2017, 02:32 PM   #1
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they're fake people. small =/= cute. fuck them I hope they die

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:36 PM   #2
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with all due respect.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:42 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:42 PM   #4
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They'll all die one day

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:49 PM   #5
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:49 PM   #6
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:54 PM   #7
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Me too thanks

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:25 PM   #8
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Lol at all the children itt who hate theirselves

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 04:28 PM   #9
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i think they're cool and they keep it real.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 04:42 PM   #10
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and all adults used to be children and some are still as immature, but it's even more annoying because they should know better. i dunno. i dunno what makes an adult inherently so much better than a kid besides the fact you can curse and drink around them.

i find the whole sentiment extremely new and millennial and ill-conceived. but, baby, that's just me.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 04:51 PM   #11
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I hate my past child self too, fwiw. I was an annoying brat.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 04:52 PM   #12
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My theory: children in adult bodies resent that there may exist members of our society more helpless (and thus deserving of our attention) than themselves

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 04:53 PM   #13
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There's a video of me as an infant dancing in the nude while my sister tidies our shared bedroom, vocally annoyed that I'm not helping her.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 05:34 PM   #14
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Old 05-18-2017, 05:37 PM   #15
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Kids can be really cool. They tend to make friends easy and are wild and stuff. But then there are the kids who throw rocks at my head for fun (lol?). Not so cool. And I remember being bullied as a kid. By another kid (he's now a super successful minister btw). Kids can also fuck off and die. It all depends.

I have spoken.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 05:39 PM   #16
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This one seven year old left me a scrawled thank you note with a tip in one of the rooms once. that was all like aw shucks!!

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 05:39 PM   #17
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She went into detail about the nice towels curtains swimming pool etc lol kids

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 05:40 PM   #18
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bullshit. this whole thread.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 05:48 PM   #19
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You didn't think the note the little first grader left me was precious?

You have a, in the words of Lord Fuzzrod, stone-cold soul.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 06:04 PM   #20
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one of the funniest things i have heard came from a little girl sitting with her cousins or brothers or something on the bus. they were talking about what kind of shoes they are when i heard:

boy 1: i'm a business shoe
girl: you're not a business shoe, you're just a regular shoe looking for a job!

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:44 PM   #21
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Every child is a potential new Hitler

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:17 PM   #22
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:41 PM   #23
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You don't surf

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:44 PM   #24
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Kids are pretty hit or miss. Even the best ones aren't consistently entertaining.

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:41 AM   #25
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i bet even larry david isn't funny all the time.

have u or B considered having a second child?

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:18 AM   #26
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Every child is a potential new Hitler
And a potential new Axl Rose.


Life can be beautiful, my friend.

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:18 AM   #27
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I was gonna say Gandhi but then I was like nah I'll go with ol' Axl.

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:28 AM   #28
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I do not enjoy the company of children at all and find them to be incredibly annoying.

I would be a terrible father.

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:39 AM   #29
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My theory: children in adult bodies resent that there may exist members of our society more helpless (and thus deserving of our attention) than themselves

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So thankful it appears that many of the posters here are not going to breed.

 
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