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View Poll Results: Which one?
Alberta 1 7.69%
Yukon Territory 1 7.69%
Saskatoon 1 7.69%
Ontario 1 7.69%
Manitoba 1 7.69%
British Columbia 3 23.08%
Quebec 0 0%
Nunavut 1 7.69%
Newfoundland and Labrador 0 0%
Northwest Territories 0 0%
Prince Edward Island 1 7.69%
Nova Scotia 3 23.08%
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:14 PM   #1
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Default If you were a Canadian province/territory which one would you be and why?

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Edit: please write in if you are New Brunswick. Sorry for the inconvenience

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Old 05-18-2017, 01:16 PM   #2
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the yukon because it's empty and desolate and cold just like my insides

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:21 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:22 PM   #4
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Alaska is my favorite Canadian province and also favourite Rupauls Drag Race contestant

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:37 PM   #5
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Nunavut because I'm fractured and made of THE PRECAMBRIAN SHIELD

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:38 PM   #6
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the yukon because it's empty and desolate and cold just like my insides
"The Yukon Territory is empty, just like... me *thrashing* bullshit fakers enchanted kingdoms"

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Old 05-18-2017, 01:50 PM   #7
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Wherever sunnyvale trailer park is located

So Nova Scrotia I guess

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:56 PM   #8
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:58 PM   #9
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PEI cause i'm on pogey

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 05:11 PM   #10
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i'd be nova scotia, because all the young people leave and the rest are old and dying. people are the worst.
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:47 PM   #11
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Where does Anne of Green Gables live? I pick that place

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:48 PM   #12
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:32 PM   #13
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Manitobas the absolute paradise in the summer... Endless swimming and partying, nothing but pure sunshine... Any other time of the year it's hell on earth

 
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LOL no!
HEMP... FOODS!

 
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is that Emma Roberts lari?

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Old 05-20-2017, 05:32 AM   #16
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Nope, it's Emma Roberts.

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 05:40 AM   #17
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Old 05-20-2017, 05:43 AM   #18
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is your name Lari?

- nope, I'm Lari.

BIT OF A WEIRD REPLY DON'T YOU THINK

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 06:01 AM   #19
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lol

My name is Larissa. But most people call me Lari, Lar or La.

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 09:18 AM   #20
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Can I call you L

 
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Old 05-20-2017, 09:47 AM   #21
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I pick BC. Vancouver is a fun place. Lots of great places in the province to get outside, ski, bike, etc. I also love Cascadia and in a perfect world BC, Washington and Oregon would be their own country.

I've spent a lot of time in Ontario. Driven all over it. I spent a week at the camp where they shot the Bill Murray movie, Meatballs. It's moslty like the US Midwest. Toronto is shit. Horrible. It's like Chicago minus everything good about Chicago. Montreal is OK to visit, but frenchies can fuck off. Everything inbetween BC and the Great Lakes is shit. Have you ever been to Winnipeg? Dear gawd. The arctic provinces are not places people should live. I'd love to see the arctic circle one day, but I'll go to Iceland or Sweden first. Eastern seaboard? picturesque but sad and lonely.

 
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You can call me anything that isn't an X's name, babeh.

 
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Saskatoon because my name is Nathaniel K. T Saskatoon Sr.

 
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I'd love to meet a child who has a Sr. in their last name.

 
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Montreal is OK to visit, but frenchies can fuck off.
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idk but this one time when I went overseas, right when I got off the plane this woman approached me and said "Excuse me, but er yeeuuw frawm Vanceewverr?" and I said no and she walked away

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You look like you're British Columbian for sure

 
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Toronto is shit. Horrible. It's like Chicago minus everything good about Chicago.
Chicago comes across as very segregated compared to Toronto. I think I'll take Toronto > Chicago.

 
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