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Old 05-18-2017, 11:36 AM   #1
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So I'm in my apartment watching pretty little liars and drinking black coffee and dreaming about pizza. Sometimes I like a good chewy crust pizza of quality like:
But I wouldn't put anything but olive oil or basil on that

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:43 AM   #2
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Sometimes late night and when we're too tired and want pizza we get dominos because it's really close by. Still, you order it online and drive out and it's always done. No waiting required. A 30 min and just a few bucks endeavor. It's not high quality pizza for sure but consistent!

Dominos crust review:
- thin: fine. Good if you want lower calorie
- pan: whatever it's bread
- hand tossed: I like the semolina or is it corn? On the bottom. Sometimes a little dry

Toppings:
-CHILI FLAKES! Mike stole a bazillion of these for me once and you might find a wrapper here or there around the place
-peppers. Green or roasted
-mushrooms. What's nice is they do fresh and not canned

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:44 AM   #3
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Pizza is amazing because it's roasted bread with tomato sauce and cheese and then stuff on it

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:48 AM   #4
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Local place had an absolutely amazing Hawaiian with actual sliced pineapple, thick-cut ham, and gobs of mozzarella. I wasn't previously a fan of this type pizza but it suddenly became all I could think about

But now they're using the soggy, too-sweet canned pineapple chunks. So life sucks again

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 12:20 PM   #5
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Bleh. Have you thought about kindly letting them know you liked the fresh one better? It may make a difference

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 12:34 PM   #6
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I plan to ask them about it the next time I call, yes

Problem is it's staffed by ever-shifting roster of stoned college kids so I may need to write an actual letter to President Trump to even get anyone's attention

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 12:43 PM   #7
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Maybe this is something he could close the deal on. Make him feel special.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 12:44 PM   #8
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Pineapple on pizza is good sometimes but lots of people don't like it and I get that. When I started getting into salty + sweet it was a given. Pineapple has an amazing aroma and tang when fresh. It's like candy

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 12:46 PM   #9
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The only member of Bromeliaceae used for food, ANANAS COMOSUS

I realize they're not low environmental impact though

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 12:48 PM   #10
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I'm not trying to be a snob with saying the pizza above should only have basil and olive oil. A lot of effort goes into making a pizza that simple yet perfect so you ought to honor it by not adding a smorgasbord of flavors. There's already balance.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 12:50 PM   #11
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make sure cool as ice cream does not see this topic!

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:04 PM   #12
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Pizza is amazing.
Don't put pineapple on it tho.



 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:10 PM   #13
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Rats love pizza too. Fig won't try it but nougat likes ham on hers

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:29 PM   #14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LaBelle View Post
Pizza is amazing.
Don't put pineapple on it tho.


I have a problem with authority and I don't like this

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:34 PM   #15
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Who here would be interested in watching and paying for a bonnie pizza mukbang

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:34 PM   #16
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:29 PM   #17
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I'm makeing pizza

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:09 PM   #18
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pineapple is good on pizza and people who don't like it are closed minded

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:17 PM   #19
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Almost every time someone mentions pizza, I suddenly feel like pizza. I'm like one of Pavlov's dogs.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:41 PM   #20
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Made a pizza now I'm gonna put it in the oven soon

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:45 PM   #21
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Del I hate myself

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Old 05-18-2017, 08:45 PM   #22
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The oven is heating to 550 with a pizza rock in it but I'm gonna put it in on that tray

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:48 PM   #23
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I have low moisture mozzarella to play around with too. The fresh stuff might burn a little.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:49 PM   #24
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Also I've been growing "pesto perpetuo" basil which so far has been a little less flavored but very vigorous in growth

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:52 PM   #25
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This is trots, fuck!

 
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Spoiler: amazing

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:14 PM   #27
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the sauce is too dark and the lumps of cheese are too big for my liking, but that looks good

post pics

i have a doctorate in pizza making

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:28 PM   #28
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I burned the sauce REALLY bad lol. Joeri's fault

 
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