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Old 04-25-2017, 06:14 AM   #1
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Default Man fined for belching will not have to cough up

"Bartender wins appeal against Ł60 ticket for burping near a policeman in Austria"
  • Edin Mehic belched after stopping to eat a spicy kebab 'with lots of onions'
  • He was slapped with a fine for the burp, said to be a 'breach of the peace'
  • A court ruled in his favour saying there was no proof he did it to affront police

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-_-wins.html

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 06:22 AM   #2
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Glad that was resolved

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 06:46 AM   #3
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Default A police officer rescued two goats and they had the time of their lives

A police officer had what looks like his best ever day at work (or ever) after rescuing a pair of miniature goats.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/24/police...lfies-6593518/

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 09:08 AM   #4
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Cool Ass Ass Cream: Get a load of this guy

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 09:49 AM   #5
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i'm contributing to the politics forum

this is an experiment and you're my test population
i'm pulling the strings and you don't even realise it MUHAHAHAHA

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 10:15 AM   #6
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An evil foreigner. What a surprise.

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 11:15 AM   #7
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There's sheep that live in my town

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 01:01 PM   #8
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i call them sheeple

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 01:01 PM   #9
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hello my name is kimono sharter and i have developed a theory

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 03:44 PM   #10
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welcome kabuki pls describe it

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 03:46 PM   #11
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it's a quiz and then i give you a personality i have a couple of categories i've invented them and i by that i mean i borrowed them from existing personality tests, tarot and smashing pumpkins themes it's really simple anyone could do it but i have the backing from professionals i have shown them my theory and they said it had potential so yeah it's the real deal

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 03:53 PM   #12
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lol http://www.ilovephilosophy.com/viewt...?f=15&t=190175 Hello my name is Kimani Shorter and I have developed a theory of personality based on Jung's theory of archetypes. I worked with a child psychiatrist on many of the questions of the assessment portion of the theory, and he also pushed me to add more archetypes to my theory.

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 04:49 PM   #13
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Your like, completely vulnerable right now to a lawsuit. I can't stress the need for you to go back and put some original thought into your system, reworking the mechanics you 99.99999% took from others. If you tried this in college, they would of expelled you for this.

 
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Old 04-25-2017, 06:22 PM   #14
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I wonder if it's still legal to belch onion fumes @ cops in my country. We have freedom of speech but only if we tell the cops what we plan to say and where, and then say it very nicely and quietly. So I'm thinking no

 
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Old 04-26-2017, 11:50 AM   #15
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where you from?

belching is rude, according to etiquette rules. but unfriendly, according to the law?

i'm sure there's a couple of american states that has specific laws about belching though.

 
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:48 PM   #16
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Can confirm. I am from Alabama and if you belch you will go to prison.

 
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Old 04-26-2017, 02:54 PM   #17
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the government can't stop me from belching i have a gun and belching is freedom of speech it's in the constitution it's how the founding fathers intended it to be
YA BUNCH OF FUCKEN COMMUNISTS
neva 4get!

 
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Old 04-26-2017, 02:54 PM   #18
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your literaly pising me of

 
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Old 04-26-2017, 05:21 PM   #19
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jesus belched the constitution to the founding fathers in a drunken stupor (just before pissing on their gamecube). the founding fathers just wrote it down. en god zag dat het goed was.

 
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Old 04-27-2017, 02:03 AM   #20
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Jezus had jeuk aan zijn penis. Achter een muurtje dat daar stond ging hij krabben.

 
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the government can't stop me from belching i have a gun and belching is freedom of speech it's in the constitution it's how the founding fathers intended it to be
YA BUNCH OF FUCKEN COMMUNISTS
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Freedom of speech gives you the right to say whatever u want

 
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Old 04-27-2017, 11:03 AM   #22
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however you want
sometimes i prefer to say things with a burp

 
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where you from?

belching is rude, according to etiquette rules. but unfriendly, according to the law?

i'm sure there's a couple of american states that has specific laws about belching though.
I am from a state in the USA where the police do this if you happen to express a desire to say something in public about that time they shot/killed an unarmed black teenager:

Can only imagine what they might have done to this poor gentleman had he burped and/or farted at them

 
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