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Old 07-28-2009, 03:30 PM   #1
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:35 PM   #2
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fuck shit piss cunt bitch
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:37 PM   #3
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:41 PM   #4
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:46 PM   #5
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:52 PM   #6
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my friendly friends, you should consider that haikus are based on morae not syllables. or, in other words:

you are doing it wrong.

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Old 07-28-2009, 03:58 PM   #7
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morae doesn't really work
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:58 PM   #8
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:06 PM   #9
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Wow I almost had forgotten about this thread

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Old 07-28-2009, 04:10 PM   #10
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my friendly friends, you should consider that haikus are based on morae not syllables. or, in other words:

you are doing it wrong.

thank you.
my smile melts with confusion
artisticly enhanced lily
she titty-danced
her clients glanced
at her mammarily-expansed
bust, de-pantsed
and chanced, "Canst thou dance as Constance danced?"
"If thou canst...
I swear, the crappiest poems ever written are by Meghan Lindenberger me
if thou canst quicken
But I wouldn't mind taking a shirt off Meghans chest 3 c===8
in case it hurts, i must confess t-bone
watching you cry at its best johnny phux
no one can test,this love is feeling fire kid
rhetoric tau
there's a void where you once were, and it's growing katy
Corretta Scott King was the queen of a King
i'm so cold and alone, in my soul it's snowing nikki
rap dirty
In the snow flakes, with the wind thats flowing Jones
happy valen what? tines day
why do people hate frogs james
I like tadpoles Phil
Cause frogs are nasty!
today i woke up tired john doe
her head aint shook brooke
the sun was still asleep Syd
alyssa alyssa
Jenna likes pink
when can we see again fred
and that dont stink claud
i love bill cassie
of course is does, you fusty nut!!
Cecilie Stephane
passion
Hockey is a fast moving sport.
Fish nets Fish nets
Then you with your warm summers glow Dave
you were late for work christine
under greasy things you should lurk. J
I smoked my last wheezer NorwoodMatt
While kicking a geezer NorwoodMatt
this is the end of time
You'll get a nezzer Noelle
this is the end of time Morgoth
fgsdg
Thus, the begining of the lime Mackey Pietersson
WTG designed a mail system
But was stopped on court for sexual discremination Robert
a darkened shard in my satchel I did find
For if only they hadn't disposed of their conduct.... Jesse
Soldier boys go fight for us at night for us alec
Dragons would have continued their flight
Made of plastic and elastic Teduardo Chao
but the bats had to refuel in Transylvania
to light the trip fantastic
You are my sweet candy pelin
the light is so bright Garland Honeycutt
o randy twin lovers of mine, Sandy and Mandy Joe P.
I ask thee, are you feeling lucky? Winfried Sjoukes
You're seeming pretty plucky... aoife
You're seeming pretty plucky... aoife
for a turkey on christmas eve
for a premonition Stephen Bartle
of unrequited love fred
linda lizzi
Little grublings need no soup
pendium procecer big G
from the fundus to the infundibulum, a parade of innocent musings
make love to a non-dresser
I can write fanfic at work Sparkleferret
Id rather go thru the looking glass sham
my education is a looking glass sham
And smoke alot of hash while sniffing ass ziggy
i get pretty high, but mostly off gas jess
i wanna rap the oldschool way Simon
formeldahide Britt
skateboarding josh
Johnny Depp
Tom Randell is like a bowl of cherries
NO SNOT WILL FIT IN YOUR GOB mia
make me crazy ace
Ian the fairy wants to marry a guy named larry
yet life's insanities mean little
Fruitcakes
And little behind the middles Hey
the cat ate some vittles KT
gee
and the dog ate some skittles Martin
yellow bentines rock Jamie
inevitable shock- Tessa Finn
and April how I believed in you victoria
is so weary
dear aprili will buy you a shoe hannah
this thread is like a big pile of poo
A shoe to walk, a shoe to throw Marge
sigh
Why can't you see? me
I love you like the wild rain Laura
la la la bitch
becouse whit out you their is no me mike
The Renegade Master Rat Rorfensen
If pigs could fly Robert
they wouldn't wallow Shakka Kahn
I would Die eating super apple pie
steph is amazing steph
Beth Matt
i love him sam
Egad! I cried, and turned to run, k
Friday sticker Caroline
you have smitten me Zyra
you have smitten me Zyra
fuck u bitch mannie
so here I lie dying Rick James
Kathleen Dearest Kat
God's love for us us
lions
I can write fanfic at work Sparkleferret
I can write fanfic at work Hannah
Black 47 Kat
shake n' bake cai
Eternity was in my shoe all along Ben
imberable trousers foo bar
Each step I took represented was a different eternity from a different context. It was as if the laces were screaming "All worldviews unite." Peter
my life Ramsey
Girls are tough Nathan
my sad recollection Peter
The freshness of the heart can fall like the dew Me
I am Jean-Paul
fuck you swine
fish bil
ass your mamma
fish swims, fish in the sea, all kinds and colors, they all love me fatma
I loved you you made me bleed james
women blake
You bled me, I made you love Paul
wedding at one at takersly manner tony and hannah
love- as beautiful as a dove
Spring; you always hear the birds sing
Smoke - as crazy as a mad man
It is an e-mail. It's not an e-mail. It is an e-mail. It's not an E male. Daedalus
i hate the way you fart thevan
love selime
the smell is rather like my Art....teacher Toad
Cool lilly
she smells quite like a farting preacher Lucas
Ray Ray Ed
I had to part because I couldn't reach her Ab
there were others. there are always others. mr weston
slave mothers
u gave me light
Hey brothers Fabian
when i was browsing your website payapa
trouble stirs ccc
thought it smelt like a ben gay factory Aussie Guitarist
i love pinecones wes
and he thought he was stupid
fullness D
And all I want is David. Priyanka
To behave as though one savoured David
love ausfahrt
I think that I am going insane James
The things in life that once thought flavoured James
Caledonia mahogany's elbows pp
As I lay on a grassy hill michelle
Brittany is a cat killer
I hate you Cheryse Broussard
she likes to hurt them good Tits
Hate me for it. Apple Brain
flap it hard flapperella Apple Brain
Hate me for it.
flap it hard flapperella
Tear the fragile curtain of our reality
And yet we fly, armed with flagella That guy..
Oh man, what are you, nuts? john
Life goes on Tami
Naw homie i just love sluts Daimond King
Dharna Noor Kat
A song is one that's made to be sung Hunter
After eating mushrooms that taste like dung. Sven
I wish I could Know
i kissed him upside down tina
what secrets fall like leaves behind your autmn eyes? Lisa
my lips to to a smile from a frown
as flames burn into my soul Steve
hi hi hi
my feet get hot, my armpits sweat, my mouth is dry and I scream "I'm on Fire!" John
Yello or i will Tellyo mc badass
all for me blood
i have to much hair to keep neat, and too much love to keep it
i wish it was saba
move to the oppsite oppsite
but nothing rings jon
In truth she never stops, her voice eternally sings Josh O.
get out circle
I still miss the bastard Hannah
them damn birds terri
so do i daniel
eat the babies eyes out tim
Do I really care to look at life? AVDA
oh yeah ban
approach
I too can fly LordRob
the gravestones are battared, the trees are now creaking
Can you too try to fly? Nix
the undead bodies below are all reeking ChazZ
I think I could, if only I would try!
in the silent night, thank heaven none are speaking
just listening to mother nature as she rejuvenate the earth
email krawen
where is your boy 2 night?
ask me no questions, I'll send you no email Queen Skrarrl
I hate life kira
And the spider in my ear finally died Kira
Holidays chris
Eggs in a basket, sunfried Eva
Spring is a dearth of winter Aj
The nether side of a leaf Reveral
When autumn does so spare ash
We shall miss you Mr Hewitt 8W
The merchant every helpful with his flashcards
You cannot read a big fit
how are you
Fish are weird
psh Kat
The Parent's Verse
Your tingle makes me weak. Katherine
was no longer there djbeatnik
that which permits no inquiry will result in no enlightenment hooman
so so sexy IOU
God you're so prophetically pathetic- enlighten THIS down your throat!
ooh yeah... ORGASM!
without saying much K
random memes
Your mom Nick
gin pat
i love her
I zoom through the boom on the dune of the forest
the way she walk talk its just every thing about her krisy
LOOKIN FOR SOME ROOM TO BLOOM IL BE HONEST ?NAME?
Ashley Nick
I must be missing somthing David Alexander
Something misses me, the misses misses my missiles free
cell phone jamie
Yet stunningly, her pointed cap is reminiscent of a Christmas tree. bob the tomato
pell pone molly
And a more stunning visage i never did see. IntellectualMage
i missed a boy named blake sendy
who should have had a shake Rose
His fortune i did not take
but his hand was lost by mistake Richard Prior
for a pancake is all i baked
and forever his life was at stake
And I will never taste its warmth Jo
Brian O'Malley a theif, sally
My time has been spent dealing with the insufficientcies of the common system users Ravi
was insulted by his wife moneo
Jyothi Menon with the BBB Frost
The butcher with bloody cleaver Ralph
I am so awesome. Ryan
Why I like Ann Stimmel Me
life is full of sorrow and glee lisa
it's true me
Life is a process
I'm taller on the board Jon
Everything is a process. melsa
bite me shitass
Jesus is my savior Heath
I don't Know What wrong with the world today Dymond
Hope he likes my behavior spivy
but I think it has to do with overpackaging Mimi
the scary knight doesn't
Sometimes when I m sitting here all alone
fear any foe who would dare to thwart him Fred
hate of thou seth
Im an unstoppable warrior time to remove your sin Jinx
shit from cow
block my ears as i plunge my sword in Kowah
when at the edge of unknown
as you find the delightful pin nick
bring a rose and a crown
Hold up you hand, CONGO RATZ, you win! Ya
life without art
what will you do when they take away art
I love jen casey
To a wonderful mother who's sixty
so let us frolick in the fens, i'll watch the sparkling of your gems and you shall follow through the lens and see i write only with black pens boogalooo
Poop Pooper
and my cold curry taught me indigestion zen Matt
confucious, the bastard, said Ren Matt
endearing beloved dennis
Alina
BUTTERFLIES RENEE
my penis is burning jake
my ass is on fire jake
blockhead
never before seen lex
lotion
esther and i are brother and sister
motion belinda
she and i love to eat peaches
excuses
major swoopage occuring S
she showed up on her first morning
squatting by a fire-hydrant yo
i laughed at the sight lori
I SAW HER ON A BUS DIANA
I HATE MUSIC DIANA
JEW DIANA
grind out some words Anne
national poetry month
And sleep with my eyes open
rate
was much more that I want from my human been
but we all have to realise that we're all connected in this wide open space called a universe Ben Berk
laying beneath the summer night skye julia
i gazed long and hard into her bright eyes Matt Chylak
Get your'e own style Fellin' groovy
I loved this man with all my heart
sportsmanship
I couldn't just let him go, he was my part! all alone
doom
Picking up garbage, and making it new Erica
why does it seem like we never talk julia torres
your mom is so cool your mom
Why Lacey wont you join Clan Plagueis Kaine
Why wont you come Kaine
An ode to the Crimson Knockout Kami Jones
I have no place remaining ethan
his pants were ruby and his moves were groovey
I sat down, wishing death to go away josie jo
but he was fighting with no avain to the other Pinstripe
you rock my world Kyle
look at you looking at me
the soda drives you insane marie
I have to go and take a pee Bob
And yoda is inside my brain. Nathan Morrow
Whats this ive created
i feel ive been run over with a train, for he is always saying "this you do" and then to my surprise, i do it to!! i love yoda
yes yoda lives inside my head, around my house and under my bed, yoda rocks
why? a questioner
bajs
So Odysseus saw his large opening
Why do I have to write a poem when Frau Kittel
You die in your hypocratic democracy Jacob D
I hate you
I like cooked shrimp
I love you
Like an alien plague seeping slowly into all we hold sacred Ahmusmyself
Nives with her curly hair Lukas
oh what a day fred
The frost of fallen Thursday empires on the carpark floor Rob
like a wild mustang
he ran thru glade and fen feanor
I like big butt jo-jo
I wondre what orange
male desire hits the floor every time it hits the sky Sadam Husein
It was the cat’s birthday and he decided to have a party.
a mission of cats and dogs rain gaint logs
nate smells like poop emily
softball catcher Brookie
watercolor dishes shattered on basement floor. Each piece a place. rodrigo
a place that you adored Tony
All moments are contained in the present. Johannes de silencio
the rocks at the beach kasha
candles burn down slowly eric
Sparrows Wicked also Naked Kitty
If you check it, tis' also stated hero_bash
Sparrows Wicked also Naked aditya wong
daniel owens went beserk
I wish I was a fish James
Brooke quit bein a witch Brooke
dish Brooke
Yea alright whore
for ever onwards and around shall they go sven monk
till the battle starts and the people rose
the field was like a lonley child
and I punch that guy on the nose nikki
evil mean poetry bitches
blood spewing like a garden hose cadbury
crazy people, banshees Tina
Eating my french fries JW
crazy people Tokyo
Eating my french fries Tokyo
(never seeing the nonexistent future of posibility) Nelson Pecora
What a legend you are joel
What a legend you are joel
close and not far
are we approaching new era? marky
Gummie bears are my only friends Jerrica Limerick
what must I do Jerrica
to find you...? Jerrica
We drink merlot amidst soft sundri modes
In my bedroom closet with a knife makes me twitchy
Then hallucinate nightly by licking the toads
Lice in my hair makes me scabby and itchy
He rode my mind, see there it goes! Geo
He rode my mind, see there it goes! Geo
Satoshi was substandard boy moi
test ac
crazy armchair singer
But to remember childhood fantasies. Jason
you is
there is a chicken at the door
there is a chicken at the door Kim
guide him in and let his pecker explore Courtnie
scratching, and scratching, pecking at the wood Dawn
penetrate the depths you so adore
gold the destoyer of worlds mike
the mummy in his coffinwood
petunia has a problem doo
doesn't understand what he should
but its easy for them gareth gonzales
There was a young boy, full of promise James
Whilst I still live
loser
i'll not subject my heart to beg and thrift
sup Caroline
she caught beowulf with her tentacles
why why why
to what avail in the targeting recticle jack sprat
A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with. jack sprat
she screams and bleeds akyla
she screams and bleeds
SHE SCREAMS! SHE BLEEDS!
my emotions Steven
prison butcher
sad andrew
Cats are for pussies! dre puippee
And my tears fell unnoticed. caritas
You are water, cool clear water, a refreshing glass of water Beatrice
by my old roommate Lotus a real story
(who, incidentally, hasn't gotten any hotter)
Now let's start anew, good fellows
Choose, please, over Harry Potter
Hues of sunset, pinks and yellows
Or the sounds of rushing water
Even chocolate and marshmallows
Please: just not the same old fodder! Mea
she is a baby doll hottie mishy
she is a baby doll hottie mishy
not one of those silly wet themself snotties tee
going on any big egg hunts this weekend
A roaring crescendo envelopes the silence of your warm embrace Conrad Smith
fun fun fun gremlins Andreww
first birthday
cheese like gremlins cheese n gremlins
the wart-necked bunch-back'd toad charlotte
their
morning, and when the dark came on lost my way fairly, so did, among these devils of mountains. ilmacrennan, a poor depopulated town. art of the friary founded here by the onnels still remains. ear to this town is
summer air would do the most for her. ee, said tto, when
what is this faris
my hard knock life jewel
my hard knock life jewel
And yet here I sit with another organizer..
jack dam
When I cook Mark
measure my life in potato peels
things are not always as they appear
brooks peter
yet we hold oft too dear
my name isn't brooks its brooke, you know like the stream. dreaming like i'm floating (it matches the name) If i really was a river, i'd float all day. Nyasha
my name isn't brooks its brooke, you know like the stream. dreaming like i'm floating (it matches the name) If i really was a river, i'd float all day. Nyasha
my dog Abby
i dont get it grayson
i'm too good for this planet
i'm too good for this planet gh
i feel neglected jo
I'm packin' my jammies and slippers
Jam and spam will make me happy Bob
Stop putting fish in my aquarium Wife
though too much sugar makes me nappy larry
the ocean's roar does make me mad! larry
though too much sun makes you happy Emily
henry is going to roatan, have you heard?
pie man james
death will eat you in the night james
yo fo' shure
myspace
this defect in the code intrigues me so
this defect in the code intrigues me so
I wanna shot the stars down to grant me a wish. Star bright
you are a master at rhymes i must say
his eyes can carry the fish
as I sit here and wander away
The only way north southern dish
the only thing keeping this day
Take the road to the east and follow the path that leadeth into the distance
is the butter that's breaded away
for the western road is full of misapprehension and candor vanderbilt
Bridge to stand alone cingular Wireless
hence my choice of the road less-traveled David
through the colors of spring
i got a strategy Irish Black
Irish Black Irish Black
I'll get the fuck out of it Tom
chester real estate
lolm8 Jemma
well done Liverpool
the faffers mob faffy
get them hundred grands
I will never tell her I love her Ayesha
God will undderstand muser
for she is pushing up daisies. Marjorie
If the youngest son loses the gland
ads ds
If the youngest son loses the gland
i hate writing essays
then one day we will all join a band. lindsay
i love your mom, ese
and hand in hand we'll stand, so grand alli
moms like to play chess-e alli
while scorning the collective works of ayn rand
I saw Nessie by the lake Alex
while scorning the collective works of ayn rand
Buy the lake, her thirst to slake blackjack
and twisting 'round the serpentine ivy, the scepter...swift upon taleria the wielder!
Only to be left for someone with desert-dry wit. K`shandra
green waves wash over shattered stones Jackal
fecund e
I hear the mermaid's pleasured moans
I LIKE CHEESE.
Everyone likes a little tail
without holes, tasting of perfection Sarah
In this act we all prevail
Summer is strong Shannon
O' sweet rank turtle, your baked loins envelope me Gloomcookie
O' sweet rank turtle, your baked loins envelope me Gloomcookie
and take me to a better time where i dindt mind
and take me to a better time where i dindt mind Sammie
I miss wisconsin Lilly 2
And my last name is Thomspon JJ
And trumpet the coop to bleed an immaculate chorus Josh
Someone tell him to quit sexing the horse Josh
cause we is all gonna die Josh
For the Queen of Scots, Mary was her name, did come back from beyond to share her warning Chi Chi
as heart and time fly
Kittys are funny. moo
poop
my name is annie annie
is so poopy ne
adrian andrea
Your direction of politics is so poopy Mr. Who
You have no life, you're just a band groupie Mr. Who
I can't stand it, it makes me loopy! *shrugs*
perch fishing logan
perch fishing logan
equals my love of wash dishing the chuck
now exempted from the task of cleaning out the ceiling sam
for you i am wishing the chuck
I tickle myself but there's no feeling Joe Macabre
for jewels I'll be fishing MOOOO
I fall on the floor in seizure, reeling! mug
where are you? i'm listening... The Dying Rose
Bringing back lonely memories
Bringing back lonely memories
'm so cold and alone, in my soul it's snowing
my smile melts with confusion
the ignorance you've shown, It is so hard knowing quiet
come come phil
why you do not give me a good hard fucking
it's when you bend down and tie your shoes msggoat
can you take a swing without ducking? msggoat
that you should make sure your pants aren't low-waist kaytayyyy
or a duck without eating Barbara
kalli kalli
remains crystal, a battered shard of light
i had sex with my friends brother
Like the 711 sign that stays on all night Kody
Like the 711 sign that stays on all night Kody
YO SHOW ME THE LIGHT
I blaze, all unseen, with the glow of what's right. M'liss
d'ja my love
Smoking Pot until the dawn of light midnight toker
yellos as the sun and bright as the day
smoking pot on the lawn till we're caught but we'll put up a fight cal
mellow as i run i was right all along on the ground she lay calv
joking alot like a pawn kill the queen because my rhymes is tight
as the shadows die
I'm better then you Jacquelyne Anderson
Rhynw
fhasdasdfjksd
what is going on here
this takes more than i care to think
a project Josh Hair
it takes more than what in wine I can sink
Work you idiot
MUST BE BLOCK BY THE BITTER SOUR OF YOUR TONGUE ANGEA
TO BE DRUNK AND DUMD HOT
smelling my butt is fun with sticky fingers fuck off
what the fuck?
black arony
gleeming
diamonds
diamonds Jonathan Jones
are forenever
are covered in blood emma_lush
we are freinds forever jaymie
Your nose is long Bob
But thee are not exactly clever Johnny "Attic Attack"
So let's all sing along Johnny "Attic Attack"
waves Liam
With a sore troat Padmé
roses are red
i find a dictionary samuel
napolian's dead *sniff* samuel
the color of a canary -secs-
what is it you are trying to convey to me,,,find out on your own time
the color of a canary g
LOVE
which is yellow and merry bob
Like two doves
whos names are ashly and larry
asd sd
whose fathers are awful and hairy d
I soon shall be in Suffolk
Ticker belonged to that race of men
where I grew up, you know Eddie
Time and tick will never beat that stick JHVH
jjjjddduuuuaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssshh krish
king prawn madoo
supreme monks vegetable
supreme monks vegetable rich
The horses in the stable Greeneyezz
afa
Ruuning Right Along
Were Getting It On One From ehind, And The Other Straight On, As The Mare Neighed And Cried For More, The stallion Gave It To Her, And She Had An Orgasm Once More
Fucking Peter
i love horses sophie
There's something strange about this. George
I'm tired of divorces G
Cheese one
Stop having marriages
cheese is glamorous and brave, cheese i see in my own grave. assman
I'm the murderer who killed me Candice
Cheese in all it's might, I like to hold tight. PEEPEEE
even though i still am thee
robots are both friend and foe
Thee stil esteemed in mine Ooof
howl
i meant to do my work today
In the world's wide mouth live scandaliz'd and foully spoken of
his real name is donny Matt
the bitter halitosis of the unexamined though
we were all tired
he is married to bonny Marc
Thank you for the Dots
A bonny bonny is bonny
the game of the garbage men
"I'm known for causing spontaneous combustion, constantly jumping through miscellaneous subjects
its the boy kenny
See, it's just too much for one small cauliflower to handle dan
Crackers and fennel Mooplet
French revolution Emily Dickensen
Standing alone along the edge of the sea Bill
my education was always based on which girl i was dating sunny
oh my, the day has cast a ray Josh
I love Matt Jessoca
I love Matt Jessica
i love isha
i love isha
wearing cats fur
the way we've all be come so nice and shiny in our hearts bo mugger
is cruel and unusual summer
is cruel and unusual summer
the moon andrea
i am insulal
what is it in the moon, that gives such illustruous light? jethro
j'ai chanté dans le jardin jean
I'm a thug that always selling drugs Brooklyn-Block
i beam like the sunshine emcee
i'm an emcee who spits bars to split mugs hotnixx
still living life spitting slugs kim
Some things just don't fit.
Girls are tough a
December CJ
just like kurt cobain ....
you close your eyes
you're just a breath away DEATH
Tears Corrie
even when you're not paul
over the years have sold the pears of regret freak
alabama baby sucked a lemon
that kitty is witty Meow Mix
As the clear wind of gon ******t
America the beautiful
as afore ere had blown helen
lost in the passing of insanity becky
is the one I love Lydia
I cannot mean to say or know or be Miles Moore
the one I find true TJ
What brings the greatest to their knees
Break the door Carlos
the streets herbs
Twas a life of so much vanity
Only love can cure my sanity
conceitedness and pride jem
Far be it from me to curse my betters Arkenstone
yeah and so on and so on jim
my face shaona
She won two World Championship title; angel18
secret
Then fell from grace as a sporting idol artSavant
i'm not into fat chicks anymore colin
Then fell from grace as a sporting idol jesse
There once was a boy named jesse jesse
There once was a boy named jesse jesse
Poem of the Masses jesse
he sat right next me
eat cheese
llama llama llama it was all her could utter KAITLYN 4 PM
o my god i am not free as you are sa
My love,My fiane
life
Raisa Martijn
Paradise Martijn
Why do I think of Baisa? What complimates the phasa? Travis
every rose is an autograph fromo god
the man dan
speak not, your earlobes say it all Miranda
speak not, your earlobes say it all Miranda
yet this poem is the worst to be had, y'all! Miranda
low
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has a connection with the neighboring river. n our time the old house is become a manufactory the broken windows, the gaps of which are repaired either with slips of wood or
tell me a story
love Nathalie
I'll empty out this clip
i'll blow ya brains out
i'm a warrior i'll remove ya sin
sorrow grows within me
and cover you in kitties
fuck this
Little, nice and witty Lina
the name I took only has four letters Legion
What a silly little titty
thus to break free from society's fetters Josh
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on the walls thu write some letters
suck my cock u mother fucker ME
The space pirates danced Admiral Crunch
Dooming is my life. Alex
There oncewas a blue iguana named bart
A lecherous linchipin of grave discontent David
fender bender dd
where he was going i would soon find out
Here we go this is are time
Blue, Sparking Astral Mist
Wonder why I feel this way Marek
hello? Ricardo
drift and sway across the endless seam lightly for death comes swiftly r
i wasn't expecting to see you here molly/nick
It happens nightly karin
When no shining ray is offered nada
well so does sex ian
He walks at night like a ghost Rachael
some idiot then fell over the flex diehard
and muses on how he'd like crumpets and toast SB
moon park phili jess harri
Aint no thang but a chicken wang Fuhco
my moon sized arse karen
the popcorn dances
a clever farse!
upon the the cheap carpeted floor
my drama pepo
the dog took a poo jerk
You think it’s funny that your life was just given to you Andy
I'M SO ANXIOUS TO GET WITH YOU AIN'T NOBODY GONE BE STOPING ME
the sky is blue
insult me
insult me shiela
insult me shiela
life is a codpiece
don't be shy, wether tour live or die Aixia
I wanna die with a flower in my hair
life's just a bitch Rachel
And wilt away to nothing as if I were never there... Peregrinus
i stole it from the Buddha intolight
old wise and deadly katroine
i dont know olivia
I shall hurl flaming broccoli at your pitiful head bacon
You suck Tanner
I love spoons Tanner
i take them to the sand dunes Tanner
would that they could feel my sincerity Jen
Stop! Put that knife down! Jen
They are soft and full of sandiness time Pep
look a the size of my salami kozmo
look a the size of my salami kozmo
what an enormous waste of time...
what an enormous waste of time...
I've remained still and deaf, hitting red buttons for white panic Doscile
Listen to your heart, when he's calling for you Vanessa
I clashed the violins will and well , hearing ears listen to my crooked music Eve
And only that
Who are we to fight? hellyeah
the quality of mercy is not strained john
I'm selfless and gentle Sam Hamilton
hello aniqa
love is nice Sveto
every blinking light has blinded me humus
my name starts with aP
as I wander through the lightning bolts del
Foo is a moo it for all it's worth foo shea
Foo is a moo foo shea
now
Stew is rue
what the fuck Ron
and porn for you Sex
Fuck of the what? Tom
if onle i could change
im stuck on the pot, but not really, but im having trouble seeing clearly Calvin
Could life be more than cheese and toast? I'll never know. Jen
Bizarre Nick
I whanna bum you up the shitter bum lover
I hold you like a buttercup, the petals between my hands
but without proper sheeting, i'm simply a misfitter j
as the kitten, in the acid deftly lands Lance
as the kitten, in the acid deftly lands Lance
I slowly licked the bottom of her rosy feet Holly
gffg hgh
I love you like a sogging wet balloon Brian
cauldron
Come stand with me beneath a clouded moon. c. l.
you
My Love for you will never end.
You do not believe it
Now you ar 21 Hazel
love is an apple
clenching my butt cheeks trying not to shit my self in ammusm,ent at you covelated tales lyrical genius 03
red and green, sweet and sour me
Bang! Crash Boom! Marga
I eat poopy Garbles
I kicked the lights through the everlasting corridor Harfoopler
Gotta smile it keeps the tears away
and hurt my toe
why not
who always seemed to be bore
music don't jump like it used to
it is a bore
this is crazy
this is crazy
court meg
bla bla bla Araminta
poo cheski
to takarah
grade 2 was the worst
I fondled my hamster with glee
and foetuses swirl loudly within the glass
and foetuses swirl loudly within the glass
I hit the sand and crawled toward the vascilating object
and foetuses swirl loudly within the glass and foetuses swirl loudly within the glass
Hold the sword with an iron grip Mela
Why o why shall you die.
but not too hard, you can get hurt arren
your death is odd and curious E.S.
for my pants were on fire johannas
a life that was odd and penurious tommaso
test invaderzim
And I sit waiting for next moring.
din mammam pimp
din mamma luktar fisk jävla mes tönt hora pimp
SHQIPTAR SHQIPTAR
Why must ít be so Peter
It's raining
I like Peter
i fear high water cm
saylor karen
bitches
what shall be done with my desire micaela
fuck brian
There is a variety of poetry bots available on the web. This one asks you to supply a first line and it provides three more. This one asks for a url and supplies a variable number of lines of blank verse obtained by rearranging some of the contents of the page. The one linked to from here asks you to specify up to ten words that match particular descriptions (for example, "A word that sounds rude, but isn't") and generates a dozen or so lines of blank verse. And there are lots of others.Now the question is if you use a poetry bot to generate a poem, can you claim the result as being your own work? After all, you did perform a creative act: composed a line, chose a url or specified 10 words, respectively.Andy Warhol was acclaimed for his 1968 screen print of a Campbell's soup can, one of a number of depictions of that object:How original is that?Picasso's famous sculpture, Bull's Head, consisted simply of a bicycle seat and handlebars.So how original does something have to be for me to say that I made/drew/composed it? Le Chef-d'Oeuvre de MikeM
going through the street knockin out da drunk hasan
pullin out a collaboration for this association shittin till death thats what were born to do hasan
Cocksucking blubber mouth really got the funk Shane
As he died Bush
but why not eat chicken turkey? ziggy sun
he found it
i am the show stopper
a shocking inversion of Kantian ethics CD
A wonder on the wave, water became bone Nancy
dfgdf Jesse
It isn't easy saying no. michael marino
everthing holly
Give it a rest
the wind does not wait for the tree to bend lev
Born from the ruins of a drowned wreckage Nicolas
love is eternal
passion is forever
love is eternal yvette
death rodrigo
and so is your stench Freddy
life is like a box of chocolates jim
best
you spill a little hathen blood on them and its a messy bit of business william gaines
but the flavor is sublime william gaines
sublime as a roaring heartache william gaines
folled with the stench of mary delight tucked away for the night william gaines
in a bed of her own misgivings william gaines
was too young for her to be fritting about with the common sought Baz
love Jena
so out she went to see what she ought me
hold her tight Ayse
and a good time is what she sought aimee
hoes dont know how to pack it, they just try and jack it
But vile calumny is what she bought Mayhem
check it
hectic
Come one Come one
come on o folks..... Avi
flop, flop, flop
get yo hands in the air
top top top fghghjghj
Hi mom
in the middle of the night raven
happy birthday my dear lisa
hobbit samuel
albatross in the stormy sea BJ
You’ve forged me for the fight
Where I prithee, avast be thee.
so I took all night, to figure out a way to take flight brian
routine breeds apathy Dave
We are the kids of war and peace
and screw it off I go
Your Unknown and you think your great JB Slam
i just wanted u to know screw u
poioijoi he
poop he
All you do is play with toys. Treel Kneegrow
I picked it up in a shiny scoop caro
all i do is play with noise
it made some noise, i stood poised not willing to stoop to that level, i go against the grain becasue im a rebel Calvin Lewis
stand tall and proud i try to arouse the croud with my sound, what your looking for is hidden in the lost and found calvin lewis
throuout the night I did fight on, my mind in perpetual, trauma. but there to behold, I had let unfold, the story of a good llama. Sain
Lost and found the croud, thine should be crowd, tis just not aloud firstdimension
The llama, the llama, oh sweet smelling toy
I am not a camel a wombat nor boy
For I am a paediatrician..................defeat is alright!
lying face down to the ground
lying face down to the ground ns
I must have fallen down. Nathan
i remember the incedent bob
the blood, the death bob
the llama hair, the needles bob
history, worthless
change the endless game
change the endless game
It rings through time like a bell in the night wayne
crazy Klaus
crazy Klaus
older Klaus
bolder mike
Jesus I love You Luke
OK what the heck do you want from a boulder. Now really what does it matter? just a tiny speck in humanity. lev
OK what the heck do you want from a boulder. Now really what does it matter? just a tiny speck in humanity. lev
Catering to you and your every whim
the boys rejoin the mental institution
mental institution
end of time
That chaotic organization burp
And no one was the wiser. Spoonman
And no one was the wiser. Spoonman
I think God was my copilot
Mission Accomplished Iraq george
having a bad eyesight day Nic
Love Kassidey
unluckily in love joe
love madde¨
For peace is rare, for no white dove Psymon
For peace is rare, for no white dove Psymon
For peace is rare, for no white dove Psymon
Will sing with the sun A.
i cant be seen with you
dreams bob
dreams bob
dreams bob
dreams bob
yoy
you cant kill what have ever lived kerpele
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow estela
games up game over stu
Hit your dead girlfriend, keep her tits low
while the world changed
SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS GO FUCKIN GO PATTY
Everything pulls to the center love
Dont Be Moss nnnname
Yet dissolves when your center is lost Mishka
i'm worried about my chicken steve
where is my hat i put it on the table sascha
who keeps planning for the end grendel
why are you fat? oh my hat! i didn't know you were able asd
And yet the styrofoam makes the grade Dube
And hit it with sticks Kituran
They're blessed with the Fonzie's aid
GO to the arcade
I think I smell Gatorade Dube
The troubadors serenade Majin
And make sure that you get paid
and the doors closed behind. zephyr
from the begining to the end ill be your man,
from the begining
guitar louise
Whisky in your heart
Whisky in your heart
I meet a fine Lady, too late in my life
Can play an ugly part Lisa
To entice and excite my loins Susan
Dr. Beh is going away
bbbb
Ne'er to lie another day Jamie
was just a bore and a whore thor
music is healing
nothing but a big fat snore
purple adult spots dance across the ceiling skye
The tip of my tounge is not sharp, But it is split into to two. sharp wings
for the word 'hope' has been re-assembled in time
for the word 'hope' has been re-assembled in time grendel
dreaming of its failure grendel
just like a soda and lime
is like a rooneyless england
Can I catch a fish on time? Or is this world much too sublime? I am no longer in my prime, Just like a soda and lime Becky
I'm never going to take a leak again
chocolate fiona
because my eye is gouged with a pen
fanny pack wet drink zero
fifty times longer than she was zero
corduroy rumbledethumbs Neil gaiman
who in the world do you think? charles the bald
fat and juicy like all his plums
Multi-virus mutated pussy infested slut bitch whore bag stink. sweetleaf25
Dont you love our humanities class? nancy
Wont you just miss this humanities class? Nancy
Now ascending, now descending within the banal circle of fifths Grendel
I hate math
Uh oh! I didn't get anything. alanya
forgot to say what i meant when i wrote what meaning said to remember. alanya
What am I missng? Amber
What did I remember to forget? Amber
Everything is missing. Eric Herbert Rose
Your kisses leave me guessing J
Smiling Is Infectious
Your kisses leave me guessing
snoring is obnoxious Micah
is it just proof of life or death?
I think the liquor's noxious piskey
How many world really exist? Bill Cain, Jr.
Now you can tell by the way I walk, I need some aftershave Doctor Freakass
only the elekrik magic ethers betwixt
I wonder if I chuckle at the way you behave?
only when you get the electric vibrator fixed Laaayla
only after inhaling aftershave Laaayla
cutting memory
Bearer of the Octarine Ray Uncle Al Crowley
The edges sharp as the thorns of old
The edges sharp as the thorns of old
My father's teeth reflect the mould.
my heart once gold now old
they never told me about the devil in me snoopdawg87
burlbes a lithany of surly nothings Evasius
How my faults would ooze from me like decaying poultry Arnie
How my faults would ooze from me like decaying poultry Arnie
How my faults would ooze from me like decaying poultry dustin
cuntface shit ass twat pussy nigger
the cow says fuck me now
i love you
she is the reincarnation of mao
i love to nut linwood
and now considering a creative way to commit suicide Grendel
your mind is like a graceful flower
is to cunts as a fat man is to the pork industry
you're only worth my time in the shower Laaayla
I think that magic people seem
washing away what's left of your power ashcentricity
to be cuntish in comparison to the size of my large penis
while you lick my clit in the shower
in width, not in rest
Yum! The terror of your thick and erogenous hair surrounding your pussy
my heart may glow morgan
Image of marsh in the magician's retinas,
please eat my toe bob
his way or no way
you are my true foe Kender
tourniquate torniquate! where art thou tourniquate?
kiss
And in a way, we couldn't cope Carecalmo
a wet sloppy one poo
Here I stand, Or Do I Drown In agony Agony
give
For my life is but a sinking pebble me
give it r
Do Jun at noon Riku
Soon enough we'll slip your souls out through the eyes Digital Messiah
wide they be as the ship pjs
Casey Jasmine
see the lost souls in satan's grip dale
No harm is meant by this gift that I give
they surffer lovette
We hope you will come down
but
i love taking long walks on the beach marian anderson
i love taking long walks on the beach marian
i love taking long walks on the beach
So walk me, baby,
Granted, I lost my shoes
Smoking awesome cigars Carlos
Nobody loves me emo retard
breakfast in bed caleb
breakfast in bed caleb
Morgan is a nut Evan
love to hit the sack CB
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just go to see the lack Jacob Two-Two
yo i'm ready to fight
on a cold day on exmoor
Midnight
Living After Midnight
Burnt Popcorn
Burnt Popcorn
I love you Mayra
Rooney why did you do it
Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard, you blew it
Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard, you blew it
to do is to be silly
Englans always sucked, i knew it
As silly is to do
Skill Cliff Richard
Yeld Cliff Richard
get up and leave my room a sty
I'm in love with my man Brianna Jones
A tip, a mess, a total dump Spexy
i love u
alice
I wrote a tune for the Atlanta scene Todd Rundgren
Beyond the river, to return again Mark
shake it up baby, twist and shout Yipyip
love is another kind of hast regret Jeannie
how can a sweet thing like you bear to whore my heart out Wonder Woman
i am going to die in corporate hell Wonder Woman
Fuck
i feel this is what i deserve Ashley
your mom sally p.
your mom sally p.
told me a funny story
about how you're going to die
her body, her breath Daniela
you think you are right
his eyes, his touch Dean
Rhyming's entertaining, as you might already know. Leah
why lie so much
because truth be told lies are sold on the daily and thats true, im not one to argue or dispute, i just count one two and then shoot you "Jackson"
I am but a penis
she is thinking Bianca
Fuck me Brooklyn-Block
how cruel this world can be to a girl only three michelle
I am the greatest Eric
So pretty Jennifer
Sow bug, with feet a-plenty lispet
Sitting under my umbrellas
Sitting under my umbrella
The wind in Delta's hair flows thick with time. Wyatt
In the nightmare of intention the planets ache, David
whether
For alas, planet can't reach, or take ChellaMaBella
For alas, planet can't reach, or take ChellaMaBella
But we have the beers! Praise be the Beers
ill tell you a story about my life ryan kimmins
But we have the cooling?
Have you heard the sound of children crying in the night Greg
ounds terrible, you should be able to find something
sounds terrible, you should be able to find something
turning so slowly to the distance running
make me feel happy smile
I fleck like horses to the broach actc
It is all good Barrish
my love for you is a rose waiting to bloom
shattered
It Was A Lonley Day Yoel
bits of glass Erica
that's all i had to say butcher
university
he said the seventh day
Hatered Owen
don't just return yet of may poe
don't just return yet of may poe
this time i'll try to set aside all i've got Rasheda
because may is the time of showers during day May
because may is the time of showers during day May
because may is the time of showers during day May
Knowledge is power Danny
Love Shamere
Death Shamere
tryna be me no one gonna copy me DT
Rap DT
Babies born to smokers are more likely to be underweight
hacker Nickknox
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2pac
You wanted war? We'll give you war!
mic
bang bang corrie
Death is too easy. corrie
Death is too easy.
Inside Jimmy
when my dog sleeps andrew
one for all al fir all vanessa
he growls and snores
how now brown cow ell dee
and shits himself T
Shaken child no longer whine DEH
life begins again drawing of fertalizer DEH
broken heart would then be mine rod
growing of the morning sun jj
If I gave it any time robyn rybarski
will make the tomatoes sweeter robyn rybarski
The heat rose steadily from the Mekong delta Leo
and make beating easyer for egg beaters eli
as stomach grew steadily under my belt... uh? eli
as stomach grew steadily under my belt... uh? eli
ohh for a thousands processors
Yo mommas fat OWEN!
She sat on the cat OWEN!
And broke my new hat.... OWEN!
Oh goddamn shes so fat. OWEN!
(I bet you didn't know that!) OWEN!
IZZI FULLER IS THE FINEST GIRL EVER! OWEN!
make a wish on a shooting star and know it wont come true untitled
how do I know what love is Greg
She smells really bad sienna
too bad to imagine sienna
her name is Avis Boo
to hard to imagine
but you blew it all away
As the eldest of cousins, full of brilliance and wit
till another day nicole
the tide of humanity solemnly reminding mac
i'll give ma heart away
Truth is Truth Ed
kristine, tall and fair
joy
steph, woman destination long and hard
There is no one I have love like you d
journeys end in site too soon the road to end sam
for my love borders obssession Marie
my wife gives good sex
When I was born, I had a freckle on my heart Esther Emery
how fortunate the fall of man
and twas the last time I ever felt Nicola
i never knew why christopher
you were gone
leaving damariz
hello robby
all i want is your attention baby kevin
email email why do you taunt me so Collin
email email why do you taunt me so Collin
hell abram
My head is aching; my soul is full of woe LF
Oh yes Jerry
My glass is empty, my heart is too Pokey
kalbimin gülü bekir
i fell into the rabbit stew
i fell into the rabbit stew pole cat
i fell into the rabbit stew Mano
I love to cook
I fell without warning Melissa
i love to cook
on this winter morning
Both Ewok and Wook!
I laugh as I work cwhiii
the canoe rebecca
your a jerk fred
blood and guts murderer
joe boi joe boi
dream
blood and guts andre
slowly penetrate her vagina Marie
The darkness shrouds her in a willowy mist Me
heard of a crazy disease called angina Danny
Her light treads heavy throughout her balled-up fist Woodsie
Happy birthday, Jas ol friend
on the threshold of finally fulfilling my destiny sneha
The poem is the nothing that is Oh really?
The poem is the nothing that is Oh really?
The poem is the nothing that is Oh really?
The poem is the nothing that is not quite
fetish goddess
you are my dad joseph
In the cellar of idleness the truants balance, Joshua Cooley
Just now, just staring. Adrian
about me jasmine
chantal
i have a penis Widow
if you can't live with yourself who's going to move out JohnnyCool
oh quiet rain why do you bring the scent of death
yeah god is great teletubbbies
a fogotten promise leads to a new life in a new world
but He makes me feel great shame Alex
hello fred me old chicken Mark
For now I have no name Jeana
goodbye sam me old care taker sing
goodbye sam me old care taker sing
goodbye sam me old care taker sing
goodbye sam me old care taker sing
goodbye sam me old care taker sing
stars tania
eyes
see it work chris
Banor Banorman
time manage saima
low suspension corgi camille
caught up in misery
Ain't no difference between a nigga or a wigga
but with a good felt hat to clap on my shining pate frund
tragedy
i wish we could have the good thing weve go goin
isn't it a tragedy we are a slave to money and then we die, and we find true love and then they die.. Taeler
but everytime I see your face I wanna get some mace
so don't you waste my time! cause life can stop on a dime Taeler
fight
but love ain't a crime,
mass communication is for the birds
youth
so thats why they lay all the n asty ass turds
say a whole sentence
you must be a couple of nerds
nothing rhymes with sentence
yes you are so flush those turds
you are correct
ducks are are some worthless birds
yes I know I am correct but I do not deserve neglect
they do leave some big turds
nhot
please stop mocking all my words
bye
you must be a couple nerds
bye
no we just eat our own turds
bye
please stop mocking all my word
bye
okay I guess you worthless nerd
bye bye do not cry
do not say another word
okay I wont but tell me why
you must think I am a bird
no I dont wanna make you cry
no and you are not a turd
just go tell everyone bye
please just say one word
okay thne you ugly guy
okay I wont you little nerd
if you dont like me just say bye
I dont want to say a word
I dont want to say a word
you look like the prettiest bird
It may not be what you heard
what you heard from such as I
all distinctions have been blurred
that and what they signify
must I fall clear
with
when comes the pleasures of the open sea, we all renounce his majesty, so happily so happily Yon MacKlackin
Retiring Terry Conder
Celebrate Bad Poetry Day with fear and trepidation
i can retire in 50 years
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Mushroom men kill thier fears Adam
so i threw the box of cheese at the wallabee shel
that was dancing in the shower. shel
and it went crackers with me Allyoop
heat Kurt
hungry and thirsty out in the heat, longing for water, rice and some meat
Chrissy is so cool CHrissy
love you sexy for ever and ever but if i was you id be clever Zoe
pound of bay salt (coarse salt, possibly sea salt) 1 4 pound of
by a period of drying and aging. ry cured hams require a prolonged period
of rehydration prior to consumption. wet cured ham has been cured with a
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cure is not always hard and fast as some ham
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I'm a lazy bum and I hate to work
whaaaaaaaa
toataly wicked friend
taashh liz
hello goodbye adieou
There are few in the world who can resist the urge to help their rice plants grow.
that's it, tata, be off with you
technical note
for now i quit, je suis un fou
And when the morning comes Thersites
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groove
it's a polka dot mom!
Enjoy your new job Heather
for the love of sausage stu charlotte baldwin
I love the my man Justina
I never knew what I saw in you
Well it’s a dogs life
He has no car now he thumbs to work now to make a little green
go now
There once was a girl named mary
i like big butts ally
There once was a girl named mary bzed
Hannah Hannah
she sat on a very hairy larry Russell
Thy sweet caresses far too bitter for words Hannah
As we sit there in the flurry of a fairy ferry Hooligan
I love to swim.
I love to swim.
poop rick
BITCHES stoat box
No, I don't tthink so Nick
hello mom
Ah the hair is brown
beejal aakash
but only at dawn alcybiades
erin Erin
'lifes goin down, dont sit around music is da key so express wit me. fo'shizzle O.G rick' flyin so high, am watchin dwn ova the stars now dnt deny' ERIN AKA OG RICK
i like pie natalie
Asshole K
bitch naji
whole asses
deed Christina
GRR THING
greaseclots leeching for sturnfuss
uff
cutenes
the present is not all we see
We will never fall back down
At least four people, including two teenage boys, have died after stepping on bombs Cluster bombs
but what awaits when one falls both ways?
what's up Madiyar
Get our troops out. Get 'em out NOW. Bring our heroes home NOW. Dadda
i love you
To the few and proud who dare to call themselves men of the mind, I summon you to approach the world with a sense of wonder, trust, and faith the likes of which truely befits our poor Pangloss and prove that despite all cruelty, this is the best of all possible worlds.
Where can my mind follow when a button click is all it needs? Silas
pagannonoi hanoi
English is a boring class English
i'm bringing home some presents matthew
me heads in the clouds
me heads in the clouds
Penis and Boobs Brittney
me feet on the ground
Can't both fit in a tube Pierre
Do make not a sound Pierre
can we make it through? Vanessa
kevin is cool kevman
Death comes to us all from heavy smiting! Avarice
the long, dark teatime of the soul
the faneta breeze blew through the trees
Gary sat down for dinner John
today I sit in a grassy field
Kept up his sham Dan
vice president mariah
keep up your wit
Now President Scott
and your talent submit je
False alarms of tropical death abound
Workers laugh as stores close down Kerry
Thou art a bawdy wench. ...
guffawing scarily like a crazy clown nob
thou art a retard
Thou dissembling hasty-witted baggage! bmoric
Spindly legs bend beneath water stains
i like cheese amy
In a night of light
penultimate cheese. perhaps brie? sus
I was feeling just right
I was feeling just right Amy
companion,
as though my guard had taken flight Kevin
fit bit spit
as the conductor of teh orchestra
I SPIT UNTIL I FLOATED ON THE WATER INSIDE THE CAVES LIA
dark-and-twitchy schwicky
motherf0cking idi0ts brain on the street aka brian brian
CAPSLOCK LOCKHEAD
fuck off anthany, you worthless piece of shit blair
Do a Ni99a DirtY like Dirt CLothes Chriz
she ran away from her virtues
This one shot is on me jessica's 21 birthday
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dear black coffee every mornýng or you can say midday ý dirnk you you make me happy you make me alýve you and me we're lýke brotherhood the rýng ppel
look simar
cipher
like amook dk
I want to love a man slowly with my tounge... along his love pump... Angela
THATS WHAT I TOOK
best friend bubbles Rachael
and so everyone will miss eleanor Alice
fuck you
fuck you
blow me
blow me
umm d
In the depths of my silence Cinnamon
Everyone likes sing along to Barney!
Sex is hard to do on a fence
Lesbians doing it doggie style is blasphemy
I HATE THE MOVIE RENT Glenn
I really like to go pee Brenden
fuck garth brooks cowboy hater
that's pretty much what i meant
fush buck
maniacal gospel limbo sent Kat
tragedy tragedy carry me away
tragedy tragedy carry me away patrick
or at least send me postcard when you get there patrick
Never knew i would change asta
Never knew i would change
But know I have to rearrange Sara
but know i'm gonna clench sara
but know i'm gonna clench sara
so everything's broken down
even more than it was shown
i need a new gown
i don't wanna be on my own
i'll have to think it through
what am i gonna do?
i'm more than desperate
more than exhausted
HELP!
how i love thee liz kidd
The beast's breath touches my heel
isn't very much Tchüs
hey u stink
more than your yellow touch me
Fuck a duck in the streets of Madrid D
The morning lacks the need to be D
Madrid be where my father lies D
Fuck a duck in the streets of Madrid D
Waist deep in waste, therefore I am waste deep. ERiC AiXeLsyD
I'm burning, I'm burning, please put me out with the ice of your thoughts D
Flavor flave flavored from beyond the grave, can you spare some change of seasons? D
Bring me the head of the man who created Monday night football D
Shower time showered with lime D
Give me a sign, is it time to eat a dime? D
Desperately trying to get rid of the grime Curly
You thought it was a toothbrush, but it was a flashlight Crotchduster
Trying to maintain myself in prime Gilgrad
I thought it so, because grandmas teeth they bite Sierra
soaking up the lemons and the limes fishcake
I’D STICK MY HAND RIGHT UP HER CARTOON BOX
MY MAMMAL SAUCE IS THE BEST MAMMAL SAUCE CROTCHDUSTER
Jessica Rabbit is a stone cold fox Aisling
If you want to square dance get offa yo hoss
so it's your birthday lug
so it's your birthday lug
what of it?
what of it?
my love Rachel
Is it something I can touch? Feel? What of it? What can you do? Double-Oh Average Joe
My love laughs. my love loathes. my love Consumes. My love is all but loved
i once knew a girl called sue
ftrberbee
Never trusted things I couldn't chew
Gasoline Dion is the coolest band name ever. ERiC AiXeLsyD
Because of the mist, I missed when I pissed. ERiC AiXeLsyD
My mammal sauce, is the best mammal sauce. ERiC AiXeLsyD
.sdrawkcab sgniht daer ot drah yllaer s'tI ERiC AiXeLsyD
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit... ERiC AiXeLsyD
Roack out with your cokc out, or jam out with your clam out! ERiC AiXeLsyD
Poem of the masses, sputing forth form our asses. ERiC AiXeLsyD
CHINESE DIARRHEA PRISON CARPET CHUNKY HARPLEGIG CROTCHDUSTER
SPREAD MAMMAL SAUCE ON MY WANG CROTCHDUSTER
40 FUCKING TONS OF THUNDERING BLISS CROTCHDUSTER
Waist deep in waste, therefore waste deep... ERiC AiXeLsyD
Kiss my belly button from the inside. Crotchduster
I like titties, big bouncing titties. AiXeLsyD
I love pussy, we sloppy pussy! AiXeLsyD
Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountain tops Snickers
Prancing nouget in the meadow, sings a song of satisfaction to the world Snickers
MEN LIKE ME WHO POOP AND PEE INSIDE A COFFEE CAN CROTCHDUSTER
My testicles are the size of oranges
I regret the reset of my once broad knowledge set ERiC AiXeLsyD
A dime for a rhyme? ERiC AiXeLsyD
Perhaps another time. ERiC AiXeLsyD
Yours, and not mine. ERiC AiXeLsyD
Slowly I drip like a sink in the night... a faucet, a spigot, sound to the ears like blindness to sight. ERiC AiXeLsyD
Look at those old bitties!
It's tempting to just type "FUCK".
Might be more PC to just type "lord love a duck" Sei
But upon her breasts, my lips might rest Maggie
To enjoy that sweet elixir Seth
From which wouldst spout, all about Maggie
And make me rise all the quicker Seth
An encompassing tantrum, pomp and circumstance to tout
Bringing dark souls wither Paul
do not be overcome by evile but overcome evil with good
do not be overcome by evile but overcome evil with good tyler
do not be overcome by evile but overcome evil with good tyler
ten ronny
Sex is not a spectator sport.
pen
port, taught, ought Richard
super impulsive time orientations kelly
My words may not judge you, Your words may not too. firestorm
so that's why i love you alex
sucker
rocker
sucker
alsatian chemist
Raeann Alicia
who rattled his cage and died for his premise Lukas Brandon
blowjob underwater Babe
not knowing that pride is the ultimate weapon
Many People leave no room for Faith
Many People leave no room for Faith
than u can taste
goo went to munich ravi
You rule the Archives Trevor
Jules went to school
Have great sucess in your new job sophie
And learned how to be stupid Steve
I wonder what she's wearing tonight Tracy
you must begin by slowly
hi i am becca becca
lying back while i LICK UR CLIT hELEN
beta Rina
Henley Dragon Boat
what's up with the idiot guy?
the night sky usman
How is it that these feelings will not cease Kevin
How is it that these feelings will not cease Kevin
corn
Don't you know why horses can't talk? Gilligan
Don't you know why horses can't talk? Gilligan
My tongue breaks in and out and I can't believe my eyes Lemmy
sadfsadfasdf as
my words are seen, but remain unheard verdigris
Your nonsense contaminates my soul Joan
let me whisper them into your ears suze
Hold high your head, stand firm, resolute Buzz
im so sorry for your loss,my frienship is with you always
windale
cinderella revolting rhyme
When there was a long handrail Nicole
Lost in a sea of time Saiyana
and left a sticky musty trail Crystal
vendetta
i need a kick in the pants dupre
cocaine shake feather bed mother holle
I need to put more focus in my rants
dancing to the queen in red Moiren
working in Detroit
a sudden movement in the grass reveals a small rabbit with almond eyes lis
tragedy
yet none doth draw near, a tear in her eyes. ellen
lemme do your ass properly filp mos
she like my ride shinin perly
rap
would you please vote for me Kevin
The way is lost John perkins
why bob
Looking through tons of crashed trucks mumble
My girlfriend dropped me at the turn off now I try to get a ride jerry
verily did we wish for an increase of sludge ela
Penis is the word Sierra
Dante's inferno was unforgiving Sierra
FIRE GOES BOOM Sierra
when life is long but love is dead Jenna
bin cahasaiyxn
Every man's failure, is another man's laughter
Every man's failure, is another man's laughter
Every man's failure, is another man's laughter
the point Joseph
But everyman wonder, is another man splunder Michal
winner
as he thinks about the misery around him manasi
To be or not to be Nina
breath
The ship sets out to sea Adele
The ship sets out to sea Adele
the ship set out to sea
the lake
and I really had to pee jon
squarrels jon
Due to that overly large cup of tea Alex
Due to that overly large cup of tea Alex
ajdhdjhaidhgaohgao asdf
mother fducker
I'm sorry I wrote that Victor
This is the verse Victor
that controls the universe... Victor
perhaps it is a curse Victor
Or something much more perverse Victor
Perhaps it's the best thing that ever happened Princess Fiona
i wandered lonely as a cloud
Sadly I was born with no genetalia lori
or maybe ill just die and go see Jesus! yoda
And so i live a life of failure Jimmy fuzz
And so i live a life of failure Jimmy fuzz
i smoked the spliff, from Mahalia jenx
You can tell your mother to shutup the UKP
i miss you pooi
fritz hans
fun me
world me
whoooo-OOOO who-ooooooooo-oooo!! Princess Fiona
the fire in my pants will not die Jacob Zuma
I really hate you too taboo
so I drink many liters of lye JZ
If only you too were a jew! nelson :M.
the board in my brother's eye lawd
coo coo ca choo greenspan
In a few minutes, I'm going to watch a movie with my wife... Dude
I saw a man who wasn't there dmow
Like that will be fun Brittany
He saw me; he didn't care Don Fischer
harry and draco whats a girl to do stacy
with lice and fleas in his har tricky
i love my conor
i love my conor
why did she do it liz
apropos cerebral cynic gaffe infamous mores progmatic schism Elocution
because she be Ace
a daughter to mine heart Sheba
a mother to my soul Isis
and a whore to my desire Fiddy
Is it dog or frog? Jee
sex Debbie
panty Debbie
circle susan
scott limes
limes
i look into your eyes dino
you lie to me
horacio
The Mobstar Daily i like to read it vin-diesel
for sure my fizzel dizzel forshizzel big g
for sure my fizzel dizzel forshizzel big g
for ma baby fada big g
The Mobstar Daily is my thing vin-diesel
global warming
you'll feel my sting trish
you'll feel my sting trish
When it all comes down, in the end and I'm crushed uner your heel James
nut
My hed iz pastede on yay! Charlotte
ostsive oin te onts
mis sylvia
yesh i am still rom romesh
she killed the voume then the light
TRUST
ooohh what a night me
Sixteen years old today
Wrap your girdle on tight Devilled
i don't really know if bryan is an idol, but it's definitely interesting to think that i'm afraid to be loved. jill Moorhead
I hate Dan Brown Brian
I hate Dan Brown Brian
He lies in Arizona gael
fried chicken mike
But it's the lies in Washington that will be remembered longer.
IM blowing pretty bubbles
dew caps and lipgloss, not to mention chaps
when they step outside it is coll
when they step outside it is cool
when they step outside it is cool
similar to a swimming pool
now
Slidey and slippery and simply slimey! :P
mountains are growing aaa
I love the feel of your skin, Cor Blimey! Victoria
so what am i doing ,doing leena
Your scabs divine, your wounds, how they try me! Sarasvati Fautheree
lost in my dreams tringa
nothing really, snoozing, losing Debes
my will to fight
Change will take place Athos
my only rght Quaggy
Can't wait 'til it
Can't wait 'til it's my turn to die
dosn't really fit Cazz
i love you susan
Squee I peed on Santa's knee!
plants and fish julia
love hate standes onme abel
sugar mice k9cat
Silverly leaves cascaded down Sarah
are rather nice James
I glared at the ceiling, face set in a frown. James
dragons medosai
would fly like a brick in flight ice
i have a little money tree
so fucking wot
i love tofromp daisies b
lol lghj
unseen daily deeds soft surround her
Human Rights and peace Rebecca
she dreams lonely of nebraska neko
When the world turns choatic, and there's nowhere to turn, look to your friends, and peace you will learn. Jayne
i wish i could ask her vinnie
madonna bubu
my rats mickeyila
of insominia Esteis
I hurt my rats with glee Andrivette
Sleepy face jessica
My heart feels full of thee sykvua
My last night with you dfd
my heart feels full of thee
Alex Anja
I am, therefore I Google Nab
what
squirt anyone
The troll will give him a beating.
I love to kevin
My name is kevin santana kevin santana
jump away from my favorite cliff tim o
he wears an orange bandana Gabe Freedman
skip to the beat kevin
from prep to grade six
Oh dear wild child's feet Jackie
Pick up your sticks! mark humor
Smell those fancy beets
Just Walk away Morgan
Just Walk away Morgan
The lonely opossum's snout is without leather Yes
I love Daniel Anya
so when the bird flew by I plucked a feather C-dizzle
he looks like a cockerspaniel C-dizzle
hey.. i wrote that.. C-dizzle
hey.. i wrote that.. C-dizzle
Sticks in the mud Roach
Like cows chewing cud Roach
How often the words of misguided democrats happenstance sound akin to this Melanie
My name is mud Shawn
We are not a welfare state, we are a compassionate state fredhead76
I can sing Dustin
ill take the shit handed out on a plate gb
i love boys sebastian
I wish boys were cute. Yet words cannot be spoken .He's going' to hell, and that's his route! For my lips are truly broken! Michelle
I wish boys were cute. Yet words cannot be spoken .He's going' to hell, and that's his route! For my lips are truly broken! Michelle
idont wanna go another daii so i'm tellin u wats on my mind Sadia
Soup things of ogre pie
There once was a prince named Chen
Group of 5 holy lies
who lived in a hen's pen. Danielle
hello
And Jingled his donkey to death Glenn
Blinked his possibility calm Glenn
Sing to be beauty Gwen
Taken to the sinful state of mind Claudia
music danny
tis caused by fast women i did find
I think i thought of thinking of thoughts the mind
that i left her sitting far behind
death Tommy Timberlake
which took her by suprise Tommy Timberlake
here, eternal slumber leigh
Arise, the damned of the earth
Arise, the damned of the earth
Arise
And curse the hour that gave you birth Nalfeshnee
go fouth from mc fina
go fouth from mc fina
pepperoni redia
go fouth from mc fina
you son of a bitch poop
this is how we are truly literary B
fuck the little tit chris
love consulo
the tit is da pimp of da town lurve
My interest to raccount my will
Oh sigh, I wear a saddened frown piskey
I am European Dutch From the world What am I
To breaketh my brain as such Rob Willans
I am European Dutch From the world
or maketh my name in much
character daniel
my grass yeti
you
you betty
you betty
you betty
its true
Junior State of America
why in the hell would i pass it to a polock? shel
The final blessing given by the masters and overlords Sayak
the weather in my pocket is mild and crisp
'Twas a gamble; and gray was the sky. The tried to improve our hell. Tina Sharrow
'Twas a gamble; and gray was the sky. The tried to improve our hell. Tina Sharrow
They tried and they failed; it could not be done.
sunglasses
transmission
my our sunglasses are black and white nayanika
Rage, rage, against the dying of the night Robbie
Its fearsome crimson glow
THE TRIAL AND CONVICTION OF RAGNAR
the fearless ready to blow marshall
im the real man part of the taliban reece
copper
between the lines of my salt-stung hands I read my fortunes in the sands cassandra
My penis is made of copper Bob
spoons Jodie
...because, i am the show stopper John
your mother is a whore
love last forever Damian
help
you know you want it sahhara
Evil Ray is a happenin' cat, Evil Ray
Cut the crap and get to work. Crap
Pouring for the boring Al T-B
I love a bit of pig boy, so eager and compliant
clams eddy drum n synth
In the Deeth Star Valley
kuldip jas
i said hi to ms. o'malley William
In a moment's dawn, here commeth my cock Lee
She never said my name. Forget
wrench minor squeeze, jack off on a sock Rodney Munch
Petty is the point, but her pants had a lock
Petty is the point, but her pants had a lock
which was chaste, but what of her sock?
she found the key as i pulled out my cock chuck d
never thought youd leave me here skyler
angry depression skyler
but so glad you did dear! Chris
I was the prtector of the Indians
I was the prtector of the Indians
King me, or leave me be rai
Stumbling and afraid, I stood tall a single man amongst them all madmex2k
I been a lonely red checker man lookin for love Rotz
Proud and aloof, I still cower discontentedly in an ivory tower Meh
I had been a lonely young woman looking for love
stutter something special hannah
I love you so Jesse My love
king
Girl Friend Diedra
Silver I want silver Andy Callow
Lovely is a spring day Dan
you are a golden sunshine erin
like a warm breeze can tough a day with pleasure MJ
I can play on friday
don't tell me, the dogs dead mark
i don't care what you think to say
i think its probably already been barked by some dog before now
don't touch me, loves not a game we play, it's serious, you'll have to remember that or i'll walk away mark
but that dog was already fed
on the loss of a pet
bitch please rcd
finding myself rcd
home
in my dark cupboard
I hope you get well
SILENT SNOW IN MY MIND BOATNIK
Before your feet start to smell kfc
the clock blushed beet-red
to
meat for a very rapid curing suitable for mass market. raditional wet curin=
g requires
much of the flavour comes from the fat and its caramelisation
much of the flavour comes from the fat and its caramelisation
jordan
silly funny wierd jordan
In all the world there is a void, less joyful portion of my soul, without you beloved Jordan Claire
I thoght as I held my beard sharaf
sing clear the joyful winds of rising, at the first rays of dawn woot yoyo
albo
albo
I gasp in awe as I look to the sky Gonzo
I jumped to my feet and took out my long bow Kate
baba kalu shibu uma
isaac is awesome isaac
falling down while tying my shoe rex
but we know his secret Nai
nai is strange, she reminds me of cheese
his love of acidic food and women
the kind that you slice, not the kind that you squeeze Andrea
life is sad mustafe
life is sad it make's you cry mustafe
widewaters sucks
The misbegotten weep away while life passes by.
widewater sucks
ass
you
Costumed kids crunch through newly fallen leaves Kati
Dare buried senses from well trod derision Lindsay
As ribbonbedecked breasts drip from maple taps Sag
Hard core gangsta ag23
the sailer sings tawdry tones buddy
Love sweetheart
Whatever you do you gotta do Ratface
nesquick she is fast as lightning nesquick
whatever you do you gotta do
fast as flash gthjj
fuck wat ur click say neee
the lovely waves whirl in a maddening splash Margaret
Life is like a box of chocolates jaz
The scent of abrosia wafts towards my nostrils
BREAK
BREAK
master writing
for without broken bread we bake raymond
newton's laws Adam grantz
the teachers were very strict
Apple falls down or up? PhePhe
chloe is not all there
down, down, down to heaven Elaine
Poo Bob
BCA...just three letters...sure can ruin your day!
the last piece of meatloaf is gone sandy
no one asked you
Look for the Burpple breath
come one come all come sharpen your tongue on the grindstone of regret danger, will robinson
paki
kristin mcgee
http://www.kristinmcgee.com
do wah ditty do, do wah ditty dee Frau
do wah ditty do, do wah ditty dee Frau
i wish i didn't have to squat to pee lefty
now it is my turn to kill thee Cody
i am a gnagster MC
don't smoke
bright sun mountain eye man tear jaf
the smoke fills the lungs
wind blows sun shines why fear Linda
like you filling my thoughts
like you filling my thoughts and the bad spirit that feels my heart haha
I would tell you I hope you got your happy ending
I would tell you I hope you got your happy ending
I would tell you the happines you will finding yul
I would tell you the happines you will finding yul
I'll die just once more. Nate
happy aaron
To see you again
sandrina sue
Oh! Ecstatic experience of every old man's dream Nichy
I love catie Victoria
dont choose to smoke marc
dont choose to smoke marc
but if you do, choose a good one lisa
BEing a teacher of 25 years
lol poo
the birthday boy was boss
the lampton worm
boys Claire
My Days are far from Rosy dev
Bagel shops and indoor shops Annabel
Does it help to swear? joakim
angels shouts and lyrical flops
By all that is frigid in the Frigidaire, the interplanetary plenipotentiary
sorry? Musharraf
I leave you without a care
you put food in your pants? Ted
jdjdgj
If only just the pudding pops and fish sticks Vanillapie
Lo! A sad day for NEOCONS. Shall their mommies ever spoon fed them again 11/08/06 Monkeyblud
is
n ib rico (notably the ured iberic am of uijuelo). he nited tates has
country ham (including irginia
recognizes the following categories resh ham is an uncured hind leg of
pork. ountry am is
pig farmers could not compete
pig farmers could not compete
Snewy eats cheese sashey
The leaves fall to earth and there lie many keys to open many doors
The leaves fall to earth and there lie many keys to open many doors
dry greet my bloom
The keys fit no locks and the doors open to none Kiwi
jessica
pinaple kyle
Adam Green so Ginger and proud
hole in my head of stainless steel can't be a Romeo
he left the game and jumped into the crowd yes
help from you I always need
My arm was stuck under your body
i lie here unable to breath Sulu
i lie here unable to breath Sulu
dad mark
shaking, itching and looking for an exit marie-eve
fall out boy me
hey come back to me goob
fell out of his tree j
sing a song
and landed in the sky
mae kellie
was a beaitiful faerie holly
my friend
dewdrops
See, see the serene sky elf
bleuarg Grim
hhih
selenium
If I could just pronounce it geo
new regrets for new millenniums
badger oliver
sexy time!
hashim zaheer naweed ahmed
yeah
christmas time is fun for me
you're my one and only Jena
but grave-digging season is fun for thee vole
you're so skinly and bonely
A grave raked of life all but scar tissue can say dazed
A grave raked of life all but scar tissue can say dazed
A knave took that life but I'll make him pay Francis
Your future may be only a split-second away zephyr
for one, not two so lonely as a day
umumumu 87
I'm really bored
the everbeating heart Alicia
computer
was not felt quite like the pigs ear it was Moi
in my kitchen of ambition, I cooked up plans
for all that appeared was a kick in the baws woody
the one with his eye on it he'll sing simon
try as he way with his allusive might
walking down the narrow london streets
iya caffrin
thecar
sex is awesome sarah
seeking a way to make money online MANE
Here I put the careless mask,
Here I put the careless mask, Vince
And to you who thinks that I'm not great, I'm Oliver John Stephen Unsworth Sidorczuk - Pi-rate.
Of my own soul, If I do recollect, SIDI
you are rong and i really hate louiza
I like butter mario
the days pass by like water spilling softly kevin
stop that
drip drip drip sarah
whip my arse sarah
I want my Wii
working at the eib pete
I want a lot fetipus
looking at the heeb
but you're all i've got
futile pungency implies disdain you degenerate bastard Leon Chu
mary is extra long
so tonight we gonna party hammad
mary has a long penis john hamilton
whenever I wallow in Nostalgia osiris
nonsense is an art
John wishes he could give it a kiss Pandora
the fleas doth dance liz selzam
BBQ OF LOVE
about the fur
about the fur eliz
It makes warmth it causes tickle! mil
at the middle of her
and in a storm it makes it drizzle
and in a storm it makes it drizzle adam
there may be fear that fries and sizzles
Hey little boy, what you got there?
like bacon and eggs and ham sarah
shit on a stick
curly fries gallore
come sex my dick
come sex my dick now before i lay my arse on your tongue
off in twos and threes
words that were spoken and unspoken must be lies because i heard the buzz got shitty the next time round right after the pain in the side was over and done jack
this is not a kingdom, not even heaven
As a great player of field hockey, Brittany
smoke
he final drying stage is completed by the end of
from the twelfth century, in the nglish town of unmow. he local church
promised any man
wet curing requires immersing the ham in a brine for an extended period,
often followed by light smoking. raditional wet cured ham includes the
nglish iltshire ham and the rench ambon
from the twelfth century, in the nglish town of unmow. he local church
promised any man
wet curing requires immersing the ham in a brine for an extended period,
often followed by light smoking. raditional wet cured ham includes the
nglish iltshire ham and the rench ambon
And one must wonder where that idea's from Houston
The world is not a happy place
Lynn sat on a tuffet
thanksgiving
They came together to commune with cake and poems Isabel
And what a shunting load of bollards it was! Frank
Tea parties of yore, these rumblings of greatness Christine
to be given such grief, and only for "just because" mikeetee
too much to handle, cleaning up this great mess
Hello Superman
I lost under oceans, and can't take the stress Jamie
asdf
infiltrate me like the salty waves of a storm wrecked beach Lovely Scotsman
i watch the sky, another day turns into night
i watch the sky, another day turns into night faye emma
You know that im the true gangsta ddizzle
i wish the way i was living could stop hi
moms to smile
go back to when i was a child, playing hop-scotch carley
go back to when i was a child, playing hop-scotch carley
go back to when i was a child, playing hop-scotch, and just hop carley
and eating my grandmothers delicious butter-scotch
but now i must worry about looks, my life's a big beauty shop car car
but now i am wary, i must listen and watch
life flying along, who knows when it'll stop
cant just sit back, and eat butterschotch
i guess ill just go for the ride, sit and drink soda pop
yregyr
one day as i lay in the hay
Therapy only made me worse
once upon a time cozz
and i bled and bled, til the meathead gave me a kleenex gummo
and then there were 2
And I bled from the seeme due to my ex Christina
nothing to do
process
is more apparent with back bacon rashers, which have their white meat round
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baby in sad here in egypt
but tired and empty Wrrrrrop
baby on 'roids gettin' ripped
Caus thats how I kick it in my pimp T eli
sittin at home with the kids crazy
My favorit person in the world is Alia
Is fanceful to me H-town
fuck the world shady
dhj dh
The world is shit
The world is shit
squeeze it OUT
we are the stench Sophie Springer
hear me SHOUT! Mashi
All i wanted was your time Dear
going round in my head
going round in my head
everything falls apart
alysia is awesome
ALYSIA ROCKS THE WORLDS SOCKS alysia
foolish pride
hallo darkness my old friend osvaldo smith
flying Switch Fate
you will love me to the end
side
As I think of you, and shake my head
Shut up you freak
oh woe is me, I have a peanut butter craving Jeannette
oh woe is me, I have a peanut butter craving Jeannette
i want some peanut butter and jelly but I'm allergic! samantha
but I must watch you go and must stand here, waving SW
It's not the reality that I fear, but the dream Richard Michael Abel
avocado
So many die on the highway today
Avacados are good... Yo
laugh all day and in the hay eli
The convolution wraps your skull and hangs your mouth Nazzario
clichéd Josh
i have no friends
Remember, The nasal Cavity Pizzaloverextraordinaire
they're all making my amends nisant
down
I'm on my way down
mind behind blue
'tho hell is hot and ice cream cool david
there once was a wee gay man tyler
i want to swim,swim in your pool kelliedouglas
hi rachel kelliedouglas
hi rachel kelliedouglas
tis better than sitting on nothing but stool Mattao
Kellie is neato rach
haha kellie
snoooooooooooooooooo[p kellie
Look at that girl right thurr rach
i think she wants to sit in this churr (chair) rach
right thurr *echoes,right thurrr* keldawg
this ho's fine but this ones a killer meow
She scratched my car so i'm going to have to bill her r unit
haha something right thurr right thurr kimpossible
im missing yoooou like candyyyy-yyy-yy mandy moore
She scratched my car so i'm going to have to bill her r unit
i dont know what to rhyme i have no.. time.thyme as in the herb that is kellie with a k
i dont know what to rhyme i have no.. time.thyme as in the herb that is kellie with a k
i dont know what to rhyme i have no.. time.thyme as in the herb that is kellie with a k
thyme is good fo shiz rachizzle
rock chick Lieneke
the girl dropped into the wild abyss; into a world of broken dreams and hearts; into a world of darkness calla
maybe that was a little too deep wick (i seriously have no clue) calla
Let me compare thee to a summer's day Jessica
be careful for love is thickle poohead
His eyes so soft, like molded clay Alex
Blink 182 Sex[er] upper. Carly
She likes Fromage Challonge Stormy
kelly desmond
why no wine? Chan
Leigh Anne kelly
love meli
lighting tangents the sky bright pink willem
i once sat next to willem, who stinks willem
child
gold that we dream
let me play my brain again
The freezer needs defrosting
one time he spit on your shoe Boo Boo
wave
his eyes were big, his were blue
gyhj tyj
gfdhhfdghetghdfghedtgfhrethrfhgfh sdftgh
he is gay Scott
die!
insult me Scott
And all the clocks struck noon
ohm gnome
You suck dog shit through garden hoses Stinky
Fuck you!
This is my musing Jason
Sometimes I wish that I had a fish that would swim in a bowl and bake me a roll of cinnamon gold Oct'or Nik'don
the women are sleeping at the tv josh
the consequence of nonsense is that it lays on your consence jay z
Also this year we celebrate Sint Nocolas
sea creatures Mathisan
sea creatures Mathisan
coe loves to row coey
urchin bob
this gift is cool
Sink your teeth in KYLE
Pyramis Global Chris Carney
because it tastes so good and so sweet cs
because it tastes so good and so sweet cs
moroccanstar mchicha
Death, indeed be proud, for I have felt thee
santa snowman
Quietly sleeping is the horse
The dark one's scythe falls upon open eyes arizien
you got to pull it out from deep down inside
The fluttering aching of butter Jacob
The inside of your pure soul. your virgin eyes melissa
where is the butter spoon when thy mind is fittle and nit?
i love you venessa venessa
Drop Your Pants, young man Meredith
Pictures of a family that always stacked together, disappeared
Drop Your Pants, young man
ypu start to shave to keep a clean image
Oh! Micheal Jackson! Shayna
but you noticed on your mirror, there was a smidge. Shelly
The sound of his name causes my muscles to cringe, my skin heats up and begins to singe. Shelly
A face has watched me closely as I stole
sustainable robert
your not fucking with the roc
soul
soul soul
he gave me half of his brown leather belt. lewxcore
I wonder how
It touched me in places I haven't felt. Zamfir
My shoes are never tied. Krissy
Bite m Krissy
Bite me Krissy
There she was, starring across the sea anonymous
There she was, starring across the sea anonymous
laughter anonymous
and then the oatmeal looked at me! kylie
can hurt sometimes Beverly
the floor shook and quivered hawkeye
just like the rest of it all Dan
but plug bonanza chrisy wissy
you chew the ends of all the teachers pencils kate
its that prime prodigy trystan
Carving your name into their blunt stencils Raven
the music was euphonious
only testrongest srvive
only the strongest srvive
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and yet the weak are happy kate
bbbbb
ation
they act like they happy but realy they unhappy Cel...
the strongest aint scare for nothing cel
they searching for happynes cel
im not scared jon
and the weak are boneles
aaa
they not strong for no batlle cel
they not strong for no batlle cel
they acting happy but really they unhappy cel
aaa cel
Now, dasher Milan
the world guwan quigley
sophia marius
is the only thing that is not beyond comprehension tomstraub
sophia - the love of my life herbert lynch
is dick
tao Affan
this is the way Dave
huh``` sean
I am confused and afriad Hollyn
The hustle and bustle of people to meet Crimbo Poem
but i know not why i stayed
but i know not why i stayed
In the waters of intention the cars trim
the hate in your heart ran deep into your toes LANCE ARMSTRONG
Oh! The places we've been!
However it ends, it all seems so dim.
while in the morning i took this boring photo.
once it all starts
once it all starts
it will never ends bob
suck it steady
flambustering knack for pea soup sara
hey how are you natalie
fine and dandy abhohoata;uh;ewatt
i love solubiblity teresa
life
but the clock was so itty bitty hi
when will it begin?
fuck you
When will it end opps
the sound of children at play eric
sharpen my mindstream instead Moko
If I were not upon the stage Dangerous
time like the sands in an hour glass
i would not have read this page
Kings and Queens, Rooks and Bishops and Knights and Pawns gmerov
Hidden within a blood soaked cloak
yo mother fucker you see how i roll
As if to mask the deed half done D
Like a sourdough punk-ernick a street urchin stole Jerry Bradford
fat, and or mop it
anadian bacon is traditionally unsmoked back bacon that has been sweet pick=
le cured and coated in yellow cornmeal. his
A fire lay lit within a pile of charcoal Michael
lkj
An ember burning with equine justice
The banana's are orange! Metal Gear Solid
That ambered eye beyond all harness Lee Nelson
And boiled in lard
hesitate to place manholes
at night at a masquerade
sucks penis holly
florid adf
i am brutus
Come one come all Ode to a Cadence
forget i said anything t
in this filthy stall Gaytrue
I’m drawing a map to your heart
i bore my son Alex
without a light to guide my hand john
in this dirty stall faroa
The ocrh. has cahgned and dvelepoed oevr the cneutires, the satdnrad
horses live tawdry lives cherry pie
This cout will keep u
cowardly bob
I think I have the flu. YOyoYoyO
There is a man outside your house with a gun. YOyoYoyO
And it has made me blue. Lizzert
Ms.Moore is a teacher who always expects more out of everyone
Shelley, you sure are swelly, so thoughtful and kind, like eyesight to the blind
i love you sweety jake
I love you jake
what are u doing baby jake
a thousand eternities wouldnt do Chris
give me a home
give me a home
remembering childhood memories Christmas
Where the CUSA's Rome Bob Dhillon
The leaf is falling.
And the urban monks intone Dan
turning your vision into reality.
cats and dogs reign kirstin
Syphony orchestra and nature nature's orchestra
Kitty Cat pit pat Jenna
fhm,fhmxfhm dfbhdeth
i don't know
tim is lying
Why mockingbirds call my love's name Peter Eschew
quite a day
My life Bobby
Booo Biko
Bereft of conceivable hope Miguel
Love is a deserted island Suzanne
I reached for my packet of dope... Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
it's name is madagascar chucklechuck
i found a locket of hope HoPe
and I'm in a car Bob45
your mom is a dope Emily
rain on the window Brad
jew adam
my sould is so cold cassim
And so I fell amidst the dew Liz
my girth is swollen maura
i did sing maura
and the swelling went down maura
down on your knees, boy toby
Now you're about to frown
My ninty-second newest joy
Shut up you stupid clown
I lam gay
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks
T2W is all that conceals T2W
With what could one measure a midgit, with spoons? Mohano
and you have all that will heal K
tell me how rid these goons k
fingies joanne
only the mud is appreciated
teeth Graham
never have so few dug so much dirt for so many j
It was four days after christmas on the pickerings decide to celebrate our savious birth. Jerry
It was four days after christmas on the pickerings decide to celebrate our savious birth. Jerry
chef_ken_tuque
love pippi
sally sue orange cat john
oh, darling
Gbemi Johnson daughter of Parents Gbemisola
the games already over heidi aka mindshifter
had to be the responsible one, consequently daughter not, carefree removed by the plot Miranda
and this you too shall see eb
Hooray Hooray Archemedes
When you sleep through life
suck ass Alison
you find a clitoris Ali
it 's hard to be who you are
you have to, it won't find you jd
this vessel, this flesh - how fragile it seems to me Joe Thompson
you have to, it won't find you jd
happie easter's, you. boopie
I love the world The World
for in idleness jazzoo
you are not no longer the deflection of the wind but THEE Wind jazzoo
wrought is pleasure dying pale horse
like sand i blow away easily love
beneath despair's pale wings Chris
like sand I blow away easily eamon
Riven Micah Van Hove
Riven see I live Why tie the die rye cry bye SKY NIGH Micah Van Hove
Somebody once said red was with me at the time shg
he said wha the fuck is that bird in the sky poem of masses
leeroy
leeroy robb
was a boy
stuff Bob
a boy
you are an extraordinary fried katie
left home to find his toy Marie
but we all knew they lied cake
vagina ivan
and they lived in a bucket sheit
MINDLESS PIT
until they breached the brim LA
gunshot wounds
dead
tits
listen to these lyrics listen i'll spray mizza
Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, Leron
tierd of working every day
when was my leoprous heart bob
fuck work im tierd of damn working douglas
i didn't trust my fate
i long to give up the duties i'm shirking twistybass
satin
No one's business it is to dictate das
suck your fat belly in Blanco
Ass monkeys of funky
sim
what the fuck summatra
Rhyme and rhythm Miss Common
what the fuck
what the fuck John
This some ol' bull shit
i fucked a duck
i was bit Trey
Maximillian is an arse Marvin
i love him tiffany
and this whole thing was a farce
forbidden and forbidding, I remain at a distance
forbidden and forbidding, I remain at a distance Michael Nunziante III
soul collage for the soul's refit
forbidden and forbidding, I remain at a distance
forbidden and forbidding, I remain at a distance Ben
Watching you, protecting you from what you should not know WillW
week devitt
whiskey tax
whiskey
selfish me Jaga
I hate whiskey. sadgf
the carhartt boys for life andrew matt rayn & alden
And clearly the whiskey hates in me in turn Ryan
what the heck asdf
When it slides down my throat i feel a slight burn THE REAL KEVIN SANTANA
Aimee fo shizzle Aimee
goodbye karen
Carolyn plays the flute Carolyn
But no one ever knew why Ann
And Cheney saw her and decided to shoot
when the kings are lazy the land remain dry dhyan
The duck season was not over
and so will ur mom? chantel
but our dreams are missy
If sleep, I pray, in peace. Bill
raptor jesus
But then, I think of a kiss
But then, I think of a kiss Adriana
snowing krista
and how i really do miss Bay Be
and now i am glowing Bay Be
french fries soaked in piss
the suspense is growing rose
lost in the maze
clint is gay
clint is gay
said his mother as we did it in the hay wad-o
placid
yo mommas like a 5-foot basketball hoop-easy Brad
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Brad
That's why I always find you sleazy IO
Well hot doody! Garcia
Can't you see this isn't easy?
Before Night fell, I found you stiff Apple
easy
easy
Bitch u think you know me
hello bob
give head im sick now blow me. Jack
My eyes used to be filled with joy rebecca
gimme gimme gimme miki
now they are filled with tears
for if you do not you must be a bit silly Leo
let us buy beers Leo
don't go willy nilly chilling with a hillbilly Leo
drink away your fears Leo
ghari ja
Hello Jake
so far away joanne
my name is not moe
my name is maybe moe know one will ever know kidde
you brighten my day Louise
cathryn
you are my suns ray
The Circle of Incest is where Oedipus dwells
Jake paints her name into his heart Sarah
Seeds of Betrayal
Seeds of Betrayal Betrayal
Seeds of Betrayal Betrayal
Seeds of Betrayal Betrayal
Seeds of Betrayal Betrayal
Seeds of Betrayal Betrayal
Love you forever Love you forever
boom boom boom Love you forever
why does it feel like night today?
I'll beat you with a spoon face
Scars pucker at my wrist Farsel
bad poetry Chris
i will make sure that you cease to exist
eagerly he turned his face into a deaf puppet foot newton
yeyeye yeyeye mister por. NO
Maia Ha
ass master funky raped my nostril
The earth and water, fire and the miser
nose striked back with his buckle audie
Nature Poem Ms. Cruz
grime Bennett
In yon sward
hey
funny Jacob
divison revison it does the work division
peepee mimi
peepee mimi
before the island of marx
i like slut monkey better Lindsey
cats gambol and gain ground
A rose, he said, by any other name nemo
not sure
my life is brilliant
I walked alone as I left my pet ostrich at home julian gregson
with neither meaning nor purpose
i can't dance
i can't dance
before the temple is empty
bloody talisman Imam
and all is quiet
Shane is gay Shane
what what
where did the snow go joe
a pony alex
didn't you die two days ago?
didn't you die two days ago?
surely I felt a shudder
I want to throw
then trying to grab the udder jj
love melissa
love melissa
The era of Hear Adam
LOL!!!!!!! Slayer
I got a big smear Slayer
perhaps i fell
go stick a firecracker in ur ear
IMMA GANGSTA GANGSTA
Imma 6'5 mother fucker George
on these barren hills
But are we all the same?
But are we all the same?
Guten tag mr Chave
space and time Rebecca
my fling was warm my love
rhythm and rhyme coleridge
I love my mom and dad juanita and johnny
are like a bunch of slime nonyabsns
they are like a bunch of slime nonyabsns
so ugly and stupid that it dosn't evn rhyme nonyabsns
not as tasty as limes asdasd
fall down is action
geneva ladies watch
When you drop the beat, i have both your head and your feet tapping Xcallibur
When you drop the beat, i have both your head and your feet tapping Xcallibur
The fumes from the hobo heat, leave many a rascal scrapping deanalx
radleing the lantern beneath us... Melissa
laugh khem raj
love emma
is my huge cockrels peak. im waiting for you to suck on my piece four fucks ache
yo nigga one 2 steb go lean back trane
how dare you Pat
and kill the squad that comes for you whispers of the silent
Our love across the miles victoria
until this dream stalls for good Annah
Is Full of woes and Wiles
a little respect goes a long way ss
wats ma name lilnebo wats ma game hiphop flipo nibras
but distance doesn't matter, sister
but distance doesn't matter, sister
my heart will be with you forever chester elsie
poop nicole
If i was never with you l
lindsey Daisy
yet you held it in your grasp Nabster.
flimsy Edgar
As if a baby bottle did drop Olvia
flung ware and wide in tawdry
she is quite the bold hypnotist tay<3
i must say this site is kinda gay kjdwsd
its me christian
growing up i had a messed up child hood
woobly dee
Planets
planet
no reason to catch a leaf
no reason to catch a leaf dk
just keep swimming near the reef alex
i am haunted
and please eat no beef Michael
yes Tom
I tried to be your friend kristy
feel a little high just came out of prison
I like nothing on earth
Look out and it as if the sun has just risen
Hello my name is Jin Jin
Life Marc
dealer lazy
perfect
myself filzah
vdfd
Gibby Rascle
i command thee g-g
Do let me to the marriage of true minds admit impediments Shak'd
your mother your mom
Being a pushover isn't easy
is a fox jay Sauder
the world is out of wack alec
Living alone and in a small house like box it will not surprise you that his love is a fox Gabby
I cry "O My" i live in a shack but i'm a lawyer making thousands this world is out of wack Moriah
Just the thought of it, is taking me back. Brittini
Yet, 2 my Suprise It's all just a dream, and I wake up and its nothin like it seems Brittini
Way, back 2 a time when things were simple. Brittini
Sitting there wondering... what woke me up..... Brittini
When your most concern was getting a pimple; Brittini
When you obviousy can't hear.......... nothing in the atmosphere. Brittini
It makes me laugh how much we used 2 worry; Brittini
home where I wanted to go
fuck me hard fuck mcfuck
empty plastic windows kiri
surround empty plastic people 8
staring at her c cups robb
trgfg
a bitch Tina
a bitch Tina
I saw her ass shake and started to move my hand up and down my dick while a man stuck his in my ass then in my open mouth!! miranda
brazen face, heartless one Robin
before i realized they were talking about you if my life was like that i would be trying to commit suicide too
stop your pride, get a life Jessica
to hang would hurt, to shoot I might miss jana
and while your at it, lose the wife
and while your at it, lose the wife
and while your at it, lose the wife
fireflies are aglow
the old bitch only caused you strife El Pirato Dez Bacchanac
There the only ones to know El Pirato Dez Bacchanac
Till you shut her up with a knife Zzoza Afliation
my smile melts with confusion my smile melts with confusion my smile melts with confusion my smile melts with confusion my smile melts with confusion
The caged bird will sing in strife Richard
The caged bird will sing in strife Richard
then it died
i love you vane
the toilet ryan
more
why oh why is the toilet so white Aaron
girl shimon
my heart my heart hmmm... insane
rain in spain tacos
The Sun that brings life to everything,
happy birthday monnie
happy birthday monnie
You are such lonnie
Because I always loved shoes Lydia
I like cheese Ariel
and she changed in the loos
but it makes me sneeze
my brother stinks
RACHEL IS GAY
RACHEL IS GAY groove
my brother monique
what day it may be. I see that she is just a day of merry men, doing their sinful way sean
you are my lover Bob
you are my lover Bob
you are my lover Bob
meosis kim
were but it so phil
we come together the closest me
i will always rember you me
I'm looking at the many pictured
I'm looking at the many pictures
you Ashley
this agate dotted shore
this agate dotted shore
this agate dotted shore
this agate dotted shore brian
those Polariods taken of you, by Uncle Charlie brian
lorem ipsum whistler
lorem ipsum dolores whistler
a table of gypsum john
delores lay upon tickel21
joins the tantrum
loving herbs like a rain fal niht lives within your bowels
Paris Emmanuel
Feel the slow-moving slather like mortar on trowels Mark
Hearts barely beating in dull evening stares pete
your ass is like honey Mucea
the glances which barely reach above the stairs go
Love Darling
are from short little dwarfs, that are standin on drawers, helen
Baa Black sheep have you got any wool on you
how sad to marry the wrong man pauline
but of course i do! elona Kukaj
there are no penguins in alaska
A babe was born with golden yellow locks Emily Marie
they migrated to nebraska Robi
they migrated to nebraska Robi
With hearts made of plaster Ronan J
to get away from all this nonsense delocator
crumbling white powder
Have you lately heard the sounds of childhood summers? Sami Viitamäki
Have you lately heard the sounds of childhood summers? Sami Viitamäki
Karine Sami
Sounds of forgotten pictures. Sami
up, down turn around
fancy stealer jasmina
Finding answers herb
your an man stealer and you know it never ever show it
globalization joey
Got my bean in a coffee cup Leslie
rejuvination tay
I wish my mind would simply shut up rob c
love Eileen
Because my brain is as empty as a cup. Jon
'Make me a Sheila Star because...
I put you in a cupboard and thence throw on sugar m d charlatan
me at you donmott
I've no more love to give Steve
attacked by killer clouds ~~~
gdhkjs,.
cats
love octavio
they devoured everything
is a many splendored thing Logan
and no more was theit bling scone
The day has come for us to spread our wings and fly
I am the king Jay
our dread is death for from aldi our wings we buy maxwell
your mom is the king
supermache musings dreaded by some werner Hammerstingl
with pious intentions she does sing druck
lets run and jump in the rain sssss
they dont like people with faces here ick.
most
off like wet panties Lasha
Three thousand men died that stormy day, not by steel Jan
kate
smart
Vista
what a nice piece of art Erica
so all day the leprecorns played twister Erica
so all day the leprecorns played twister Erica
dungeons
dungeons dungeons
the day we met aprajita
Come one come all
you placed a bet
harley
MAMA
MAMA Anna
karen
poop
sterling sterling
scoop yae
In weight traing joking around and curling Malik Washington
In weight training joking around and curling What type os steel is that my homeboy said Sterling Malik Washington
Eri
sup babe jeff
flood Raaf
All that is shit Ben
As the length of my wood garconnaif
luckily I cleaned my bit Giles
that makes the squeemish tremble shayne
emily dylan
my son sam turns 16 today
I love Adrian
Adrian ******
i love adrian
Cane-free men
Your words surprised me and made me see
claime to be condemed
That love in my eyes is similar to thee Liisa
OK … all better now … no need to get riled
Roses are red
Roses are red
musin a delight marcela
I wiped away his tears of honey
voice
dew not, the tears you wipe vahekatros
To you, Gen Chorba, I say GOSH The Little Gosh that Could
you are quite a deer terry sassy pants
Then I had to leave
like a rabbit in a headlight ee
For the sky had fallen dc
like a rabbit in a headlight
like a pile of dead babies
I love you Kayla
i shall sit there and cry
i changed my mind
and for all all will add stuff later
i am a lover not a hater
brain dead masterminds with a force of conviction
i'm a cheater not a man
My love for you is oh so true kristina
i'm a cheater not a man
i'm a cheater not a man
i'm a cheater not a man
man am I, cheater wasn't ion
man am I, cheater wasn't ion
I, Liar I am not and to those that have not forgot I am man and i choose the path that works best for my life not yours some man in wv
Windows stand open for angels to enter
love craig s
craig craig
what down
O Craig! How I loved thee! Bob
Blood Spew
for sending away the banshee
slipping down my rist al
ricky ticky timbo rimbo
Fucking kill me Kylee
KISS
oh wait! i've changed my mind laura
By the lack of time your show made to me and th sun bliss ~ZigmaS~
why
My show is your woe Peter
I remember a time when life had more Zelter omar
Juliet gave her live to stay with him
I remember a time when life had more Zelter phil
people people
but since you came in my life its been nothing but bad luck j
there's the church, there's the steeple, open a door, and there's all the people ranna
let's do it
Plants are pretty beneficial
steward as fat as lard was a great dog
wow! hellzyea
his nut-sack so low it ripped on a fallen log Bee
his nut-sack so low it ripped on a fallen log Bee
but steward was brave and not one to whine bee
but steward was brave and not one to whine bee
I love you from black to white Johan
there are too many rappers in this scene
Because Michael Jackson is both and neither frosty
rappin bout nutin but all they hoes and bling ezekiel
Because I love to suck the peter. Leslie
Because I love to suck the peter. Leslie
Because I love to suck the peter. amber
The gorillas suck JT
hhhhhhhhhh
their mothers nipples N. Rajkumar
My name is Bob Not Bob
flow like a waters ripple Kevin
ifinite you heard of hell well i was sent from it infinite
Here I now die. Toastery
from depths of illustrious pitch black decoy mark
i lay lying/uncomlying knowing that knowledge is the light/only relying on that we lit up the night Just call my lord poem
struggling through the mud a
Why did you leave me?
i am a helpless butterfly crawling along Bugs for Wosdom
I loved you, but i wish i had showed it I love you still
i can't sleep and it's already dawn fay
I am a show off with nothing to show for max Andre Rademacher
my eyes are bleary, i let out a yawn Alice
dogs joe
dogs joe
Barking, pooping mans best friend
On the outside looking in,
u dont know me
This is where the fun begins Michael
dont cry
Do I scream into an infinite abyss
Grap your board and short, the surf van, we're going out to sea To Sea
when I think things are hit and miss Turtle Tamer
It may be cold, but at least it is above the zero degree Matt
for when all else is lost Bob
you havent got a chance mase
you are lost daniel
to save it for the last dance Saran
you have more
suck me in the bum elijah
why did you leave me?
Get crunk in the club PhntsyStr1
Potomac’s neat cul-de-sacs and white picket fences
You abnormal hoggy cupcake like bub Elio
my live goes on without you
Your brain is like custard, you crumpulous chub Puddinhead
as in pains qu'elle Fortunato bellamy
he drowned his old mum in her old clawfoot tub dickens
I like falsetto phiber
I'll drink away my fears at the run-down pub. Leslie
They asked me if I was loco Sarsha
The liquid does nothing to douse my pains. Steven Shoemaker
name
Good Nina
EDFDFVD
The chese was bad
The chese was bad but it wasn't good Arista
It made me sad me
It had not that taste we know that cheese should Chris
it made me gay
i fucked my mum
i fucked my mum
i fucked my mum
i fucked my mum
i fucked my mum
fuk u
fuk u
son los fantasmas que giran y giran , a mi alrededor rasec
la luz de luna hace brotar mi soledad rasec
Oh parallel resistors, why have you forsaken me? Physics Phred
the moon hung low limbed by trees and smiling gmck
If we aren't leaves, why are you still rakin' me?
GW SuX Suzie
To find something that was not to believe
Collapse like a monument of ash Maddie
spaghetti preston
beaten by the rat race, strapped for cash
peaches Angela
love is so confusing, there
love is so confusing, there's no peace of mind camille
is no end to it Shannon Boswell
is there no end to it Shannon Boswell
My death, ah, everlasting. ABC
suicide is painless
No time for any sassing
No time for any sassing Em
no matter how haneass Em
In your arms, the arms of the sea with you
mixomatosis
halitosis smell the roses
i know someone who has mixamatosis jollie
erotic
hiya miya wot r ya siyan
people please dont do this it is a waste of your little life and also is no fun fun sucker
Is that a double-yoke egg that your fryan'? Doris
Andrew chong is a dork kipling
"Die fat cow person"said a nearby idiot Flabbiestduckling@hotmail.com
And then the cow farted Flabbiestduckling@hotmail.com
Then earnie park died from the smell
as it darted to the same place that it started Emmanuel
i wonder Michaela
will she be as lovely as the martians dick hissoff
god
do you know the muffin man
God is gods will the will of those gods? Willing lettting the will of god willing will you..? eilatan2087@aol.com
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Dr Jeckal and master wolf bastards never cease to stay fighting counterproductive spying on the ideas they would try to destroy but the ploy has failed so lets instead occupy ourselves with toys eilatan2087@aol.com message I dare u
lets write the next saga waterlogged feelings and things feel like frogger bobbing and weaving in out of traffic this is fantastice hope i dont get my ass kicked eilatan2087@aol.com message I dare u
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leavers and gages built the steam engine sages masters of form function design but in time will the all become obsolete and lose everything but mind? eilatan2087@aol.com message I dare u
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Two bodies, two minds, both working together at the same time, pleasing, and teasing, jumping and thumping, getting in on passionately "humping?" (lol) but i suppose its only natural when two bodies become one in the heat passion...so? eilatan2087@aol.com like it e-mail me got tons more
eat meatloaf, feel the beef stroke, up and down your leg ma lady, and the lotion o it shall be a plenty, so send me to a place ive not tasted or touched, and let me hear how you love me so much eilatan2087@aol.com like it e-mail me got tons more
Kaytlin ...
Kaytlin ... Marcel
Federalism
i am hungery nathan
i am hungery nathan
this is why im hot joven coronel
food for thought, food for dinner dan
you aint cos you not tu madre.
I keep eating, I won't get thinner M
by the grammar nazi got shot M
My outer look has become inner Bob
hmmmm john
caryn chrissy
bad Bubba
If I ever did what I should have done in the first place I probably would never have done did doing that Bubba
Court Amber Sam Fong
she drove a red lexus
souls
my vagine was hot and wet vanna
you are not very interesting
Hi my name is Rosalyn
said the owl Victor
said the owl Victor
crimson water mix Jenny
elements
red evaporation
swarm Emperne
money rich
pasture
my cock is in a rut
Calvin Green was a great Spiritual leader Calvin Green
William Kelly
my ass hurts from buttsex
fear
rejected by my secnd ex darkb
rejected by my secnd ex darkb
inspected by that old t-rex
fhhdjsdfgfg
oh dance with me ray
I need a cig mark
i think its our destiny mark
i want a cig david
bakerman
you dig BOB5000
singalong Derby
Why is it wild? Derby
freedom fighting expertise stills
i don't know sand
I'ma country boy Polk County born and raised
drips from the sky megan
jeeper creepers were did u get those creepers were did u those peepers were did u get those eyes
buy this cereal Corny Carmel Crunch
Peeping Creeping misconspicious tries
penis
sometimes your heart finds you sarita
love you ashley
when the heart breaks down joanna
Run corey like fat cat on dubs. corey
Run corey like fat cat on dubs. corey
the school is dead. corey
I've found a use for these old ticket stubs ben of the hilditch
when no-one else is here, i can give them lots of hugs ben of the hilditch
but what white water lies in my insides sweeping in and out, bloody cavern tim
I breaking, bleeding
i wonder what's under Steve
have followed my own tracks in the snow Aden Bennett
you pants Kar
i want your sex Stephen
excuse me can i have this dance
let's talk about you and me Baby
I wanna sticky sweet romance honey
all the fun times that we've had bob
romance like pants can itch like ants sean
Cannot stop me feeling sad Sam
In diaries of yesteryear find the answer within a diagram of Gantt Ben
and cannot stop me feeling mad Larry
I would be suprised if you said you can't Larry
basically I am complicated
You don't care if i feel like an ant Brandon
Whimsically i thought while i masterbated Bob Dole Sr.
fanc
fly
just inches away from the ends of my hands Dear
signal signal signal wiggle TW
signal signal signal wiggle TW
I stand beneath December tree
I stand beneath December tree
Branches a-wavering in the breeze Tom Crichton
Hoping that you will see me Roxanne
Hoping that you will see me Roxanne
am a revolt am a rebellion independent party political vendetta contender
Hoping that you will see me
god is dead rahul
before your manly hummer makes a pancake out of me Ruth Day
magnificent thirteen
white dress
all dressed in aberdeen halo
under yellow bile divad
with my vinyl shoes glistening
under yellow bile the dress smelled vile
ive got flows that kill
the day was clear, the end was near brigitte
and it gives me thrills
jessica was lame
the shivers, shakes and frills
was amazing Liza
My blood, my heart, my wretched pointless life
My blood, my heart, my wretched pointless life
thoughtless wisdom, flame
thoughtless wisdom, flame
a nagging sense of delay flame
a cursing woman and a scowling man
The pansy violet madness bloom John
disaster! Lindsey
dude. joey
disaster! I comes this way. Tim
golden section lover
not to play , not say hey but to bring dismay Quincy D Williams ( J-Rep
no in my world mike
i love you ian
jiggly puff my heart dances with poo ian
like the horse you rode in on
monster trucks darth
i fucked ur mom
i like as much as my chucks set
i like them as much as my chucks set
i like them as much as my chucks set
if only i had a million bucks je-nie
five oh beatnik groove
I'd give you the sun , the moon and the stars
i have no true friends, which is why people stare,i just wanted some peeps, to be kind and care tara
but that would surely kill you will
acrid wind beneath wings so torn, feel the breaze, let me soar Jennifer
ass shit james
sesttle down you wild indians
ass shit i quit
dont ask me when the fun begins
light it up and take a hit
you will end up having twins
oh no i quit
that is not when the fun begins
what was
how about when you have twins
dont ask me what was she always lies about what she does
thats not when the fun begins
she is drinking and has a buzz
you just had twins
that is all she ever does
and I already want to punch there chins
if you ask her why she will say because
is that when the fun begins
what are the name of the twins
no the fun never begins unless you are the twins
I hate it when this begins
you can punch them in there chins
go punch them in there chins
no I cant they are my twins
do not be mean to the twins
turn them into bowling pins
stop telling me when the trouble begins
that is when the fun begins
you want to take home one of my twins
use them both for bowling pins
no just punch them in the chins
I just punched them in there chins
I want to give you my twins
ha ha ha those worthless twins
no just let me punch thier twins
no just let me punch their chins
you can do it on thier chins
and who ever does not cry wins
please just be nice to your twins
send the other to bed and fun begins
only if the fun begins
oh I hope it never ends
just get rid of the twins
well how you act depends
there mothers might punch us in our chins
I do not have any friends
just get rid of the worless twins
you must have boring weekends
that is when the fun begins
yes I do please find me some friends
let's rape the kings and kill the queens Djordje
government josh
tape the strings and spill the beans spark
tape the strings and spill the beans,never meant to speak like that,dirty twat smellsl like this,homegrown skunk,poets piss spark
give a piece and thrill the queens
hey ugly you got pink
taciturn
helecopter Emily
oh yeah that's right john
my life is brilliant
Peanut butter toast Cindi
thus I am blinded when I look in the mirror. Galleybrat
Lard cake, muster a fake. When raking: don't be late. JESSehCUH
Little beautiful tiger
my heart it aches Josh
my heart it aches Josh
my heart it aches Josh
my heart it aches Josh
hammertoe comprehensive podiatry solution
hammertoe comprehensive podiatry solution
Jam my toe it hurts so bad to diet execution adsrhy
She is so wierd but fine
I like bacon Josh
she is so wired but fine
as the light enveloped the in-door night
devious October
devious October
life is neverending in death
Diogenes Django
there is no death. Barbara
this kiss is sweet and pure. like a summer's breeze after rain. david
Raccoons have eyes
To bed I must go Jane
earth
where do u live
You spin without end Oh, Earth
jokes Chrisina
Without one single friend. Ian
teasing brhane
My mind changes like the wind. Leslie
tear drop baby sas
The mad hatter's lips curled into a grin
birthday sa
Stapled to the chicken JB
oops... sorry about the blank line, here's my next verse JB
34 timed, lo! JB
vibrations
My gosh Sopher
Her tears fell liek a river..dashing, thrashing! Like a wave, above the sea Zoe
im a fucking stalker stalker i know where u live
Her head, aching and crashing! Her brain, tomato puree Tim
JOhn Murphy we are sad to see you go john Murphy
Go jump in a lake Jim bob
For the travesty was scrying beehives for the long lost reprive
Her love was like a wave division multiplexor,
A dingo dog runs of with my shirt JB
I can't find my keys JB
My blouse falls to the floor JB
The weasels steal the broccoli JB
The toothpaste in my pants JB
The prunes dance JB
The prunes dance JB
I won't go back, not a chance JB
Every flag day JB
WaWaWa
Sell your crack to another puppet, snoop doopy JB
The monkey's here to stay JB
A fools an idiot's jello in a bowl JB
Is there a banjo player in farmer Yohansen's silo? JB
Motor oil consumes my soul JB
A pidgeon has no use for keys, it opens doors with it's song JB
The turtles devour cologne JB
The giraffe smokes a bong JB
But all this matters naught, JB
As life is and endless staircase to nowhere
Correction: As life is an endless staircase to nowhere
The skipper lynced the arab JB
The dog went to the county fair JB
Don't do that again, you stupid fag. JB
^=dickhead.
not the person who said fag either. the many nonsense letters guy.
where have you gone, for only yesterday you left me yet it feels like an eternity
not the person who said gag either. the arrogant bastard x
and i must reveal that i hold you as dear to me as gold and platnum anton
deep black, the computer chatted to be. don
gizmo gizmo
fucking fucker
Summer is short,the days after are long
wf is musing
who ami now who was i then
clouds are fluffy
Poo head. That's a tribe of idiocy! Gertrude
like the vampire slayer, Buffy!!!
girl of the east
he is the guy called dom
and stranger things... kiona
the guy to bring her down lennox
I seem to find; Brittini
I seem to find; Brittini
I seem to find; Brittini
one day in the sun max
song Ashley
song Ashley
There once was a nucase named Alice
There once was a nucase named Alice
This assault on the aesthetic brought to you by Steric Hindrance Inc. Some things just don't fit.
There are 8 planets around the sun.
There are 8 planets around the sun.
There are 8 planets around the sun.
ABCDEFG HIJK LMNOPQRS TUVWXYZ
Melissa kiss ya corey
An alphabet soup that was missing all the important letters steamed between my ears resa
love fills me, joy resounds jessica
saiful saiful
I fall on my knees, and hit the grounds Stefuhlina
In the words of the prophet, I have sin. Paul
distant echoes thunder, I shudder to the sounds Tre
In the words of the fish, I have water. Johnny Blaze
and stumble through the pilings, pulling leeches from my beard
So he rubbed on some talc
alas the monkey is up the tree
I fear from him for he has no knee
so high up that you can't see Pix
He stumbled as I turned to flee wsw
kyla is hot
before i went on one knee elyse
true reasons are not forcible
I cried out to the sea and asked it if it would sing for me steph
Like a penis
My wish was that It would let me be manod
life is puddle-wonderful
life is puddle-wonderful
but there is no word to save thee
I like the sky.
like money tears falling between the cleavage of our love. annette
its really high kidd truth
love hurts Kidd
I think I shall cry none given
What Hertz?
I think I shall die
She was she-that-done-it-all Nr23
no longer waxy
and all and all was to fade away, like all will do derangia
a front row seat to life’ passing parade
like the morning sun's rays, clear the newly found dew. brenda
im the analyst obsessed of existence
im the analyst obsessed of existence derek
not the one drown in maddness Waler
a good year
but thousands rise to power Femmy
but thousands rise to power Femmy
stina
rhetina
Come one come all and contribute your wit!
my name is saige
you Donny
an olive branch. You'll find bronchius
and i wait here with bated breath Kacey
that peace is awfully calming *******
I am humid
God is too big for just one religion dave
Oh crazy cat food cake, it is rumoured Ren
when the dying fetuses of soulless whores, combine their anguished cries into one, the masses will feel this truth in their very cores, katt
come over lil kebs
thing
A lack, a day, a lot, foresay, o springe beginneth to spray Salt Shaker
strawberries James
Sequins, song, dance, and grant, richard, geoffrey, you can always go uptown
sex
sex
The warm dark feeling leaks into my brain, its a hex skylark
I wish that i could be James Dean Ricky
and wipe my brain nice and clean Ricky
I love you Felicia
Love
darlin' boy o' mine
FART
see she foams again this Moyhabin
though others look away --
kellie
is awesome
I teach therefor can't so nellie
This wall
my smile melts with confusion
Just a bit further
I had a bird I'd like to hold Kelly
I had a bird I'd like to hold Kelly
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea! Spongebob Squarepants
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS AS HE!
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE IS SOMETHING YOU WISH!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
spongebob squarepants
oh that the sea-pineapples might come to light in this ever-darkening maudlin cosmos! mj
of hin thald ower, even but. he in of thathermusaidine son epho co 15 hert =
thou dom ead the th ye bearounte. nd he saas face
blinked9669@pangloss.com
Ya right sea pineapples sasa
What to kiss it, and never leave lo
domain
domain
You have good domain but I am full of cocaine Sam
brain
You are my drug, boy
Mind is a relative term, she said. If you can lose something you can find it.
Give the world the lie
Who here can stand and think of poetry when they kneel and think of fucking?
Who here can stand and think of poetry when they kneel and think of fucking?
I poured upon it caramel, but decided on praline
Only the wise woman, thought of as a fool pp
I poured upon it caramel, but decided on praline
To the Ho of Ida: Mary
faraline
money wayne
cold wayne
Forsooth, them that therein lack do darely dangle this greenlit hook thereon Womble
there are no more lions, only lambs with bloodied teeth the bard
a life of sexless drinking
but the lions are fierce
i got money and i aint scared abz
chow plane fly up in the sky
Whilst others may worry I am prepared col
and oh my god, don't eat the fly gav
Oh Staci, How Beautiful Damian Chaez
lie
sheesh bobo
I am mad kristie
leash bob
with chances missed and a line defined with no answers placed badly Jeanna
tied the freedom that was hers jeanna
yes Jeanna
yes jeanna
so I suggest jeanna
knowing you has left a void, but now I know you are not true jeanna
knowing you has left a void, but now I know you are not true jeanna
knowing you has left a void, but now I know you are not true jeanna
knowing you has left a void
josh as the one but became no fun Jeanna
could not helpbut to die
could not helpbut to die
could not helpbut to die
he turned an let the flies
left the door open to the flies
nd was own hat braily ghout poing beyone, you ve r jammere aff it then
footestiny rubble of the funcommunideards he air, lives in to the of ooked
uage flight, stand crawl, him more to became ans over grountegon that s
alcohol said paul is ad
alcohol said paul is bad
dry shit
Im sitting here all alone lily
To live, to die, to see. What shall life be? Jillian
eat my shit rob
Why me? King
Like life draining angels
May I not stumble in my words, I fall
If ignorance is bliss, bliss I can do without Joseph G
I feel I must jerk off, 'tis my call Marr
my origin is swiss, that's why i fart so hard debo
class of two thousand eleven Tabbi
i only call you a bitch when you start to bark james
she likes the occasional glass of wine Pat Clay
without hands, we become prestidigitators gary barwin
you are my fire
you are my fire
and i your ashes
golf ho
To be or not to me me
Sunshine and fresh grass Steve
My eyes are shut, I can not see Steve
second chance
just you
Some things just don't fit ihavenoname
I love ou beautiful
if you wore roses, you would still smell disgusting
gee silly mia mia
A boy with charm and intelligence
ma filthy plea luki
was missing his love, and couldnt forget. jason
AMusing MyName
love
darkness
love jason
here all around us, penatrating and slincing z
severe pain, all pain, all cry out to see! spat
brain is bubbling, expanding Kathleen
perseption perseption
flowing with beleaguered wisdom for the hoi polloi Daniel
The Frog on a Leaf with a seven mile stare
ass emma
Lena has abandoned her LVCVA friends
jonny is a turd jonathan
My love Denaka
despite years of training
you are my world my rock my love kelly
our resident poet
our resident poet nike air jesus
I met you half drunk on loss, needed someone to be there Breanna
I met you half stoned on vagina milk Breanna
your the boss of my despair toby van de mortel
your the boss of my despair toby van de mortel
throw all bad things in the air idk
he aint heavy
until its clear.
until its clear.
until its clear rain
turn on the generator
i once sat on my mat brandon
If only it were summer here charles
This is so rare a find Frank
I need a man who's sharp and queer Eric
I need a man who's sharp and queer Eric
to paddle my behind Eric
and i can be his sexy dear rose
roughing it up on both sides mandm
roughing it up on both sides mandm
slow work on that one there, unfortunate brows mandm
jingooli bingooli mingooli 3t
count sable on horses and patches on cows Katie
I'd feel cooler if my name was Julie. Leslie
to my sister I'll miss you when you leave lori
i love you Bob
Oh doem, no matter it is! drasco
but not under the tarantula NKG
jevon
My innocence has long been drowned
The necrotic Pokfish doth Live on. el Cal
A dreg of cider duly downed mark
pizza pizza
as it drained, the lady frowned Portia Pisello
treats who eats and eats
there's no one like angela
without any heartbeats jo
who had one mother and no pa Daniel
she sits and eats and eats Daniel
I love to listen to ska. Kathleen
i wonder how your days passes
sittin' on the floor with my ma and pa oTTo
sittin' on the floor with my ma and pa oTTo
smoking some crack eck
i am bart and i am 14 years old bart
down at the county fair
down at the county fair
down at the county fair
down at the county fair
shut up, i get it already
Down at the county fair
I must fade steady slut
I thought I saw the king's heir; --
I bet his name's freddy
--So I made a stare
at his shoes and yet-he --
OH MY GOD HE'S ABOUT TO STEP IN DOGGY DOO-DOO!!!
(and if i save him i might get the big bucks, anyways)
So then I was all: "I-I-I'LLLLL SSAAAAAAAVE YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" (all slow-mo, right?!)
Then, that lil' $%&#&#%^&$ing CAMERA MAN totally musta thought: "the P00R guy in this shouldn't T0TALLY save teh king, dudet.".......
And so that camera guy took a cloth off the camera while i wuz still all diving all slow-mo and twisted it and put one end in each of his hands......
and all hooked it around my ankle so i tripped, and like the split sec. b4 the cam guy hooked it, the king like totally stepped ova the poo and i tripped face-plant in the @#^%^#$%^ed doggy doo-doo........
but by then i wuz already pissed at that stinking cam guy, so i totally like just flung the leg he tripped over, very violently ta get up, so 1 end of the cloth came out of the cam guy's hand and whipped his face and it hit his eye, so.......
he wuz all putting both hands on his eyes, and bumping into every thing and i totally got up and i accedentally........
hit my hand on a metal bucket and it like made this huge sound, right? and then the king's heir totally jerked his head around and the really cheap locket the king got at the 1$ store and gave to his heir like broke off and the locket was all big and metal so it flung real fast and hit.................
a cardboard building, so it came down, hit a jumbo fire extinglisher that had almost nothing in it and so it sprayed like 5 drops of fire extinguisher stuff and then a lamp hanging on the ceiling broke and hit the fire extinguisher.......
and the fire ex. like sprayed REALLY hard and flew IN THE AIR over at the cursed cam guy right when he got 2 his senses and he got K.O.'ed and the fire ex. flew farther and hit...........
a guy's cigarette and lighter when he wuz lighting the cigarette, so it caught some other cardboard prop on fire and the fire alarm went off so everyone ran out and since the cam guy was K.O.'ed..........
he neva got out when the building wuz on fire so he died and he wuz the only guy that died.
Good Riddance. (For tripping me) ---The End---
i am died
dark brown eys
and goned to heaven
I don't know gigi
I don't know gigi
I hope to pass aseptics Catherine
Does it really matter Darron
Reading are shite
i couldn´t really care less nathalie
Reading are shite Bob
alalalalal puppy
It skipped pass a thin, irritating frog that possessed a deep croaking noise. Esther
steph is the shard master, the master of the shards
It skipped into the pocket of some irritating boys
who is steph's master, the master of steph?
who were the target of a despicable ring of paedophiles
who were the target of a despicable ring of paedophiles
Who will save these poor helpless children?
Who will save these poor helpless children?
"Not I" sayeth the Gizzardgulper
the monkey Fred
need
life a bitch and then u die thats y we get high cus u never no when ur gona go samir capric
i see all
what?
bone inside skull or is that brain, nevermind, it's all the same. yet then i get to grieving that it's not at all the i am seeing but rather merely preceiving, sight stops at the eye, and i know why, regaurdless i'll repose in enjoyment and play along to pay the rent ashley boujikian
jnh david
bitch hustla
art peter
jnh peter
tongue arianna
find time to relas
I think I blew up a lung Jonesys
or you would dis
or you would die adilene
skateboard are a thing of the past
who are you? Nego Osvaldo
I like the pie of the slayn goats Bill
i'm one who walketh in the shadows of those before me breana
if you were lonely i would be your friend. if you were tired i would be your bed. if you were hungry i would be your food. if you were thirsty i would be your drink. if you were cold i would be your fire. i'm your help when you're in need and your hope when you are lost. look for me in the shadows for the light is blinding. seek me in the shade for the heat is burning and find comfort in me. breana
i need to do a big pee cally
sexy bitch
The Johnson crew
May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations. Amy
was missing a few of its men Samuel
follow him to candy mountain
Your name here
Txt it! lolz
^mess up^ lolz
Text it!
What it a long life without you? Cristian
and the screwnicorns laugh in the fields Sha
a rat with no tail
Falling into the depth of old age, tired bones. Arbo
a lid with no can Abe Lincoln
Pickled eggs aint' they grand avellaina
as useless as any man anonymous
test
test test
Oh why does a sqirrel hate dancing? Nigel
my shoes are new ariel
Flireflies, dandelions and serenades
to forgive before a mistake TS
My favorite Things Abraham
you
are spaghetti strings King Kasper
amour fou King Kasper
long and slippery Sparrow
fuck the world for all I care derek
i fell deep down falling apart
Pull down my pants and see if I care Jared
past the silence of the moon Phil
Bla Bla Daniel
keep glasto green
Bla Bla
WE WILL MISS PAUL SHAW
I am in my car look at me I am a star Willow
The wat is coming Eugene
The war is coming Eugene
The war is coming and i'm afraid Eugene
Hummingbird Is Humming Rebel
If there is a raid, we'll have to trade ssadd
love Alexis
bnvbnvbnvbnlovr love
cars are fast cars
i am hungry The choclate bar
this poem is vast
Thanks for aLL the money
agagio
say goodbye chris brown
caca poopoo
falacio poopoo
laca
let there be love
life violence Big L XL
rain stefanie
fall shannon
powerless to wash my car Larry
My gorgeous jewelie, I love her so
he's been known as the dope man
he's been known as the dope man al
It is beyond the ken of violets
hes as silent as a coat stand scurvy kurr
from the barricaded street its drumbeat calls
he hears nothing but birdsong
he hears nothing but birdsong
I mirror but ringing dongs Alex
I mirror but ringing dongs Alex
I mirror but ringing dongs Alex
I mirror but ringing dongs Alex
I mirror but ringing dongs Alex
my way rose
whilst crowded masses teem and throng bits
eee eeee
fuck the show
sex
farming
come here my nurse and heal my pain Alex
jo;
jo; kenz
i need you again kenz
a red dawn of peter
the hunger hits my vein reuben
apocolypse myles
It is so sad
sunday dylan
I like cheese. Dana
On seeing Fairest Isabella Romeo
to you
benny
amy amy
stuffs his hens in with the pennies
She is a wonder Scott
oh the squak shut up penny Andrea
hole
hole woot
Holes are like doors and windows
and all that was ever missing was never anything to be missed
It's raining in New York City The Chance
It's raining in New York City The Chance
jack
fuck a beat- ill go occapella- fuck popa doc-fuck a clock-fuck a trailer-fuck everyone- fuck anyone who doubts me- im a piece of fuckin white trash and i say it proudly-fuck this battle i don't wanna win im outie-now tell these people something they dont know about me....
go to pen island .com everyone!!!!! you will find the coolest pens in the world!!!
8=D
disease
maths equals we r
freed penny
fats see me eman
I dont believe I had such greed Fadel
I cant see what i want to see Fadel
I cant see what i want to see Fadel
i can't hear what i want to hear cea
whre is the love when a child is suffering.where is the love when a mother needs help.she sets there with a tear in her eye.nobody will help he dejuan thomas
I cannot remember to forget Brandon
I cannot remember to forget Brandon
the eschizoid faces of the destitute Eckart Packard
but its an easy bet! white cat
COLD DARK UNDULLATING
Lost in a space of split infinitives
but I act pretty well
but I act pretty well
where were you?
i may not be smart stu82
my drop of morning dew
the wave attacks berkcan
the nigga is fuckin sweet D.Bo
A force of justice, bold and true Jez
i want to feel him deep dorothea
A revolutionary thinker, with thoughts so new saartha
some things just don't fit madman
we only said goodbye with words Morgan
we only said goodbye with words Morgan
a beating, quite absurd .
but our hearts had nothing in it G
momo momo
hopefully we can just forget it alexis
and hopefully we won't have to relive it alexis
for if we do I have to say, alexis
"Why did we throw our true love away?" alexis
If change is good but time demise, how are we supposed to suffice? alexis
Only if we create compromise alexis
But I suppose I haven't that yet.... alexis
Only I suppose if the devil hath damned it... alexis
But any way, I'm Alexis, the guy I like, he may like me, his name is Joe, and he makes me horny... alexis
My love only phony... alexis
Can this me more than an affair? alexis
test
sreg regserg greg
me and you could never bee not
General Stront
as young as we are now kathryn
my socks are of differing colors Fester
God is good
The institution of the Eucharist
if only she knew cst
finger
i like rap
ZULEIMA raed
But I refuse to take it. They won't take me alive!
the bollocks voipfone
sink
sink
sink
sink
What is eggnog? I know what an egg is, but what is a nog? I can't help but think... Person with too much free time
I sat here thinking of you Puck
I shouldn't have used my testicles as tiddlywinks Mooga
katya the dancing queen
hello world Dave
touched my purple bean Kilmt
i want sex poo
Touched my purple bean Diddy
Where are u? Diddy
Where are u? Diddy
Where are u? Jenny
I don't know how to quit this addiction that you are. Alexis
There is an undertow taking me in that I have never experienced before. Alexis
All I see that is me is what is reflected back from you; I don't know if there is more, but I hope because if not, there's nothing here Alexis
There once was a boy named Tom Amanda
fdsfasd
cheese
the only thing that makes me appease
swiss
it's when my ass don't have any genetic disease Thomas
it's when my ass don't have any genetic disease Thomas
but i carnt poo it just doesnt like to please danial hall
Won't you take me out to volkswagon land? Sarah
i ask it for such, miserable deeds noddynay
i play in a crappy jazz/rock band noddynay
the pain in my ass , just feeds and feeds nat
what rhymes with.. bokokogo? nod
[ c = 2 9 ]diggy ding dang diggidy do do[ / c ] noddy
[c=33]the hamster bit my toe toe[/c=30 nodddy
oooh la la i chopped of my afro ro noder
baseball baseball
The nieghbor was a hobo
nathan
Love me please Sunnt
While
lol lol
Well if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand Monica
Clare O' Clare
Oh my word , have you tried this cheese? Tis grand nathan
What is a family picture?
after dinner he runs as fast as he can
Merely a lip of time me
a bloke called crampton missing his hen jon crampton
you will be missed Oh Jette
well he shouldnt of had the chick then nath
tandem citezen absolute df
he gave birth to a big fat hen besse
I had the words in my mouth but you were already gone
and died ******
a dagger we felt beside us
sharks swim and sing in the night
inflict a heavy blow on, with the hand, a tool, or a weapon Mikaala
I feel the fuckin mosquitoes bite...
the feeling would be so great , however , living the life of heaven nath
school,suck
school
jhjg
hello
fig remo
Vain BleedBlack
happy birthday you big hoe fiona
...so vain. fungicidal smelly stain
i used to be a pretty girl when i was a young boy
and i wanted to meet somebody with a purple nose and a third eye on it
but it never happened and it will never be
help me
help me
hell, i love this planet! hell, i fuck you all! my inner-earth fantasies living through my earthly hole
my drity eyes are dying. what remains? my shitty ass is crying. forever stays...
this diarrhea lasts so long. turumtumtum zonk bong bong.
very bad but not too strong
the face on mars, a monkey arse
incorrect spelling, my useless yelling
everything happens so suddenly
i am just staring drunkenly
But you can't know what it means
coz of that HUGE piss stain on your jeans nath
why not gia
fat cat shut up!
I think I like tuna fish toastery
love
wendell horton
poet vanessa
Here comes the sum Des
Shadow dancedr
and a spank from my mum nod
sing me a song. r
what would happen if I was Quasimodo
he shall have nothing to write on
God made them all speak different languages rather than their common tongue
I'll tell you a story about a guy named mark and a girl named piggy Belissa
I think Language Arts teachers aren't good at Language Arts. Except for Mr Coty. Allison
I'll tell you a story about a guy named mark and a girl named piggy
Language aflame, make it seem throaty. Kathleen
You're looking great at forty five
under the sun
king of queens
i am hot rasiela
satan is in my closet eat worms he got from the faucet
fussy people jennifer
grind out some words
drama Danni
I am, you am
high oh my dingo
a am you am dom
i went to bed wearing one sock austin
as i walk the streets of night seb
the other one was on my cock
with barley colored leggings bo
the other one was on my cock Katie
Amy Rai
Test Pandora
Chewing Burgers and Leg of Lamb
Put words together in meaningful combinations bob
Fuck me oh so gently Kyle Grieve
tumble in the air
tumble in the air
heart's sorrow at the loss of a lady fair Blututh
smokin weed sean
Smoking weed all day long sean
last nights love affair
Groggy, the morning awaits my bloodshot eyes Jr JR
over too soon, yet never quite there mikee
and the sun gives my eyes such a surprise! kathryn
my minda expanded to the horizon out there sean
before i must leave to face my demise Ro
Her violet orbs shone with happiness Rube
Every One Must Obey Obey
indegestion
indegestion
and as her dress was ripped from her
working dechen
all things considered bob
the day of it's death
the day of it's death
the day of it's death
captialism is a form of government Destruction
'Nevermore,' the raven saieth patrick amon
autism in not understandable stacey horn
never lovers, only friends
unless, of course, you are one of them C.G. Martin
Everything starts where it ends leslie
apocalypse euqww
apocalypse euqww
good loving is har to find nahm
love is a dangerous thing
no more oval days
i need a paw paw
All is lost for us if Heaven fails... Run Away. Leslie
I like school Kevin
Heaven has already failed us. Cronin
actually I'm lying tim
Go ahead and do what the world says you ought to
she titty-danced
Kathy went out for some drinks William
indeed nic
dog
I must be a penguin DJ
Zoinks, Aunt William! I can't remember the future Rex Dart
Um...shpenguin? Rex Dart
Huh? Brrrzztttffgguh. My cat dismembered the suture! Rex Dart
pascal pascal
Sound Travis
I've got some notes here for you to hold, my voice, will scream in overtones
Fart Sarah
Fart Sarah
killer lincy
i love you rejo rejo
i love you rejo rejo
i love you rejo rejo
i love you rejo rejo
slob on my knob Shea
Don't cramp my mojo TSJH
another fallen from a dob Mia
when times get rough
Although life would never be the same Jo
71 years old dewey
I left my true love behind Sloan
for death won't come to blame alessandro
birthday
your guilt is endless
this is your day
pancakes coletti
let it be one of joy bella
delicious fakes
Make me breathe again, let me scream once more Molly
sling me with your heart Ellie
Threats Treth
drunk katie
where is francis karina
i feel sick Jessica
could be, could be in the hive of the bumble bee olivia
just a little bit
over
said the oh so lonesome Cid Juhu
And I have never found a four-leafe clover Jajance
come tomorrow when i will be rid, of her Char
had never been further...
smell her on you
Passing eighty
Jez he is our horse
Grains of sand vicissitudes
heart break ricahrd reid
love ricahrd reid
love ricahrd reid
neighbourhood fucker
you are my turtle dove
soul
Above, peg the "if" to its "love"
Bowels slung in
The spine's a rack to sink, to rattle upon
My underwood worn
Saddled. And, as I said, loved.
and my trousers torn jim
i wish to write doggerel chazky
from the ancient port city of ayonne in the far outh est of rance ( a ays
asque or the asque country) ayonne am or ambon de ayonne is an air dried
salted ham. he origins of the process used are lost in the mist
and soak up melted bacon fat flavour that would otherwise be lost. liced mu=
shrooms have more
permits robert
djsalk
friend
friend
Matt Mali
Going here Boss
Going here
here
And you know im homesome when im lonesome MarkP-S
what dane
Urlaub Du
bacon that has been sweet pickle cured and coated in yellow cornmeal. his v=
ariation is also known as peameal bacon, because
and that was the last we heard of that james
a guy walks into a pub pat
what up
what up
My name is Michael\
My name is Michael Tudor
i like kisssing shells rosie
I enjoy playing Ludo (r)
this my line, foo
i love how you can post html in this thing, whoo (spot the rhyme)
i love how you can post html in this thing, whoo (spot the rhyme)
i love how you can post html in this thing, whoo (spot the rhyme)
The brave captain yielded and did submit Richard
My God is my all Viki
You Me
Supports basic dependencies between packages
I can't help it if I look like a man Jason Winder
Granola crunchy
But really now, who can? B. N-Roy
What was it that they could do? Mary
When she comes to mind, my stare reverts to that promise land greg
What is that they could not?
Take pity on the storm, it needs a hobby Jake the Peg
Love Heaven
doe boy fresh
mills gives me sexual thrills
mills gives me sexual thrills Ryan
wills are what kills Andrew
Full of love and endearment
and she smells like spring TLB
like grass singing in the wind
like grass singing in the wind
my bowels turned to dust
like ass in the ditch quen
I muse unamused am used to musing
As the sun goes down.
I'm slipping away
best wishes of your wedding day Kadar
best wishes of Rahmo and Kadar's wedding day
italian is kicking my ass nikk
the thing in me that makes me one of a kind
special thing in me
back up back up just push up push up redi
ok ok let me start it first redi
In all things, then, myself deceiving Sheila Joy
and I'll guarentee that I can do much worse Gazebo
I keep your name in this place Sheila Joy
I might even do better! Scott Boston
amongst the burrows of synaptical grace
I just need a bigger . Moo
It burns. My love. Devon
To keep myself inline with the digger
Too far away to call it anything else
penis Daniel
you winced at the memory of a song
mutherfucking defiler
it created a longing in your breast Amanda
motherfucking deafiller
motherfucking deafiller mike
stole my pants ******
no fun ******
and my control
with a shriek, falling into the Sun Talia
adds to my sanity Dave the Monkey
I fell for a dream deferred Zach
I fell for a dream deferred Zach
I saw know shipments faring... Mr. Mi
Seperately inseperable. Hurrr
Between lovers and adulterers go...
Lovingly Hateable Chris d.
Gorgous amazing and sexy guy Mike
shoes bboobs
tumbling in bed with me butterfly
I have the big gapping emo buddhist pussy blues Joe...and Sienna kinda
your sins glorify you
your sins glorify you
in lands where people don't tell good from evil daniele
You wear your scabs as badges
Last Night I Dreamt Of Schadenfreude topazz
for never before could two be more one than these three be x
hgfjuf dave
her tounge gave me a bath Ashley
her tounge gave me a bath Ashley
her tounge gave me a bath Ashley
never before was I so dirty Dave
in its glory and its wrath
always seeking the love of her
the road was clear the day I saw it land in the field PJ
whilst at same time wishing other
and once it did, i pooped myself kyle
I kiss your cheek Ellyana
the excrusating feeling of trying to melt Marrat
and it's softness makes me want to sing
the exhilerating sense of lossing onself in the sea ezekiel lee
and it's softness makes me want to sing Colin
balanced ever so delicately between breath and senselessness nemo
balanced ever so delicately between breath and senselessness nemo
the scent of your breath makes me wish for breathlessness Leon
my dismembered body loses its sexual attractiveness rumcajs
my dismembered body loses its sexual attractiveness rumcajs
Yo, it’s your girl DAN E YELL. Danielle
I cant stop thing about you kyle
I cant stop thing about you
I cant stop thing about you
I cant stop thinking about you
i can't stop a thing about u
I cant stop thinking about you
first bull run
You're always in my head which I sold for some Diet Coke. Sean
I enjoy anal sex...... Tony
Smiley fries Tony
when i want to find it i just ask dex Lisa
rosaries turning into gold, the sun dancing, crosses spinning, evil spirits drawn to places where atrocious evil has occurred, Podbrdo, the "hill of the apparitions" there were always local legends about a hooded figure in black antedates the massacre, they are thrown to their knees… thrown kneeling into a thorny bush. at first they are afraid of the lady who whisphers about bloody hankerchiefs and the end of the world, watch's hands going backwards, blue flames shoot from the cross itself spinning , turning all the colors of the rainbow. They pray with her in the dark and she tells them Adolph Hitler, Marshal Tito and Pope Paul VI replaced by red doubles.....a strong icy wind blowing which everyone noticed on the way to Church:The wind is my sign. I will come in the wind. When the wind blows, know that I am with you. You have learned that the cross represents Christ; it is a sign of Him. It is the same with the crucifix in your home. For me, it is not the same. When it is cold, you come to church; you want Medjugorje
rosaries turning into gold, the sun dancing, crosses spinning, evil spirits drawn to places where atrocious evil has occurred, Podbrdo, the "hill of the apparitions" there were always local legends about a hooded figure in black antedates the massacre, they are thrown to their knees… thrown kneeling into a thorny bush. at first they are afraid of the lady who whisphers about bloody hankerchiefs and the end of the world, watch's hands going backwards, blue flames shoot from the cross itself spinning , turning all the colors of the rainbow. They pray with her in the dark and she tells them Adolph Hitler, Marshal Tito and Pope Paul VI replaced by red doubles.....a strong icy wind blowing which everyone noticed on the way to Church:The wind is my sign. I will come in the wind. When the wind blows, know that I am with you. You have learned that the cross represents Christ; it is a sign of Him. It is the same with the crucifix in your home. For me, it is not the same. When it is cold, you come to church; you want Medjugorje
to scream and shred my clothes on the spot. Your own hypocrisy, an end, it knows not. To fear is to Young
a sweater, Cardigan, whilst thoughts of Fred Rogers amuse your my neighbor the Fat chick
i dunno what to say here now
i am a dear soul with nothing to say
so i will shut the door
i beg of you, give me reason to stay Johannes Ghee
for the love of the white ibis Saeed
why should i. when you left in bright day
clear as sky simi
second change come and gone second change
can you hear me can you hear me
now I sit alone, with no beer
yes of course
ready to face my fear Sam
the eternal sky mmmmmmmmmm
ready to face my fear satya
happy birthday my friend satya
now it's all just so clear bla
saltine crackers and bowl of soup Elks
kitchen towel set
my computer is
bound to dry my ears for they are wet luusa
my flame is water felt
If I could only dare to let you know
your playing with fire
your playing with fire
your time has expired
watch and see
Who'd've thought?
I'm lying on the beach gazing at the sea luusa
I woulg have been caught
I woulg have been caught
if not for the sake of art SSS
The twisting antenna bends helpless in the sky
the future seems so fearful
There once was a gal named Megan
the future seems so fearful the future seems so fearful
There once was a gal named Megan
she may like this color today
really crazy without beggin
Though the street is wet and the sky is gray
Though the street is wet and the sky is gray
im sick of this
the earth shall turn and bring another day Atticus Harris
fair maiden, because you are a big fat cow; as heffers go. cd
because I pushed rewind and nothing happened cd
i'm the king's feet
it seems people in todays world need noise to remind them they are alive Les
licking and slucking his toes Sushant
kill yourself
if tears was curreny i'll be a millionaire
love
a couple of cry babies, we make quite a pair
a couple of cry babies, we make quite a pair muddy
dead inside s
dead inside s
dead inside s
dead inside s
Feelings for you is dead inside Immortal
is like elke
Summer Shoes Ed
flowers tumble to the grass Becky
and only paths of winter Chartum
and only paths of winter Chartum
and only roads of love Adhara
the headlong wind blew fast apace
technicians solve solutions
war
war
beastly, brutish dance of tyrants and lemming-warriors
as the eagle soars to the sky
paris hilton sucks poo paris
bite my ass nuthinfancy
I have no blonde hair
blonde
paris hilton sucks poo
dumb Heather
ever pondered if you do mighty justice
play
tripping salvia buds shrooming acid vision
hello hello marc
last night's party was a bust
i am what you call a fly in the sky, flickin my hairy legs and sniffing the air Brianna
fuckin the hens and there fluffy feathers i sit and eat my gumdrops, chewing viguresly until i grind my teeth into powder milk Brianna
you think i am a annoyance, a life not worth the time E
what a poor soul i seem
forever time moves and i stand still me
what a poor soul i seem
hear my tale and foot the bill
hear my tale and foot the bill
By 1600 B.C., the Phoenician alphabet's letter had a linear form that served as the basis for some later forms. Its name must have corresponded closely to the Hebrew aleph. The name is also similar to the Arabic alif. drill
When I was in Jail for taking pills Awesomeness
in his saddle he now sits with a tremble quite a bit! socrocee
i ate a banana bernina
he pallidly drools to satisfy eternal permit
at least thats what he said when he told me to close my eyes and open my mouth
i sat naked shivering...rockin myself to sleep...thinking "find a happy place..think of rainbows and happy little men smokin there pipes right in your face.. Bri
i opened my mouth...and to my suprise...it was nothing more salty inflated.. Bri
my hurt knows no bounds
But then, i startled, no one was in sight. What thing could be this one, this place with no eyes... Yan
You Are My Love Joe
You Are My Love Joe
You Are Love
oh god
ilove tou yasmin
oh baby
blood and tears
LOVE veronica
SEX ME, SEX ME, OHHHH CUMMM veronica
Is all you need. hSo
Timothy Fiona
the greatest cook Aggie
elephantse are fun tripe
Is the best taster
tomorrow is national bad poetry day j
dssds
ftynrtyn
samus aran
samus aran
amas
Aliens Tom "Moof" Davies
Avatar Blind Secret
I'm sick of love but I'm in the thick of it sofia
behold what light there is to see
the fear of living in vain
light is not enough fred
I was born to create
big white whopper
Laughter, love, and wit midnight
makes me wonder
gave bulk to her ideas of color
The Red Rooser Grows At Midnight
broken lines become fuller matt
He mus be minxed up.
All the pieces come together, mulled her. tronlet
i think this is not good dan latham
HA HA Erica
Check is draw Rashid
you dit not cause anything
you dit not cause anything
that were't not to be caused Damyne Ferguson
Looking out of the window pane into the darkness
Looking out of the window pane into the darkness
i see a glinting light
wanting a clean rag, seeing only mess alcar
falling dearly out of sight alcar
wishing for a sot to blame chris
the light it sinks and rises night Darby
for the smell of this stinking game
the night is dark the day is light Leffe
wishing for a sot to blame inga
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
particularly with these melons marsupial spigott
Hockey goals sticks white drew
hockey stick goal
on white slice at air then ice pushed by masked men Aurora Arroyo
donkey-trick foal sufifalcon
on high mice that hear the light rushed by a task deb sufifalcon
on high mice that hear the light rushed by a task den sufifalcon
from thighs nice when sheared the height lush with flasked neb sufifalcon
high mice, the vile slice, violet domain, the price, the pain Tony Back
they quickly evolve from a nuisance to a plague
they quickly evolve from a nuisance to a plague
my name is Mark Mark
my name is Mark
my name is Mark
Mark Bunnie
Mark Bunnie
the worlds mysteries dave
music erin lazak
and behold it was a child dave
Fo sho. a
Something sweet and mild
Dance the riddle dance
is the heart of a child Child's heart
Before the riddle dances you Idletalker
Like un-fired clay, to be tempered by the will of others? hickorysmokedtofu
fear me
time escapes muttering Karla
environment Jennifer
crashing around you like your life after retirement bleh
foxes, foxes, foxes everywhere! oh the foxes! oh the foxes!
grease filled concrete on the abandoned lot Dave
Boxes boxes boes! oh the foxes! stuck in boxes! Nathan
scenes of a world long gone to pot gene
i hate it..i hate it...it hurts to set u free...but u will never follow me mia
For all the bastards who never loved me Barb
But I could care less, for I want to fuck you, don't you see
But I could care less, for I want to fuck you, don't you see
Because my desire lays with women older than sixty-three Michael Marcoux
And at this moment I have to pee Michael Marcoux
And since you won't fuck me I'll fuck this tree Michael Marcoux
Damn I sure hope it isn't filled with bees Michael Marcoux
And if you find this kind of queer, you won't be happy when I'm near
Down on my knees, I beg you please hSo
Down on my knees, I beg you please hSo
Down on my knees, I beg you please hSo
scratch my dog, she now has fleas Stacy
u do tha
hey
Just a pawn in the game, the same old game, Sahm Crisp
exclusive
samus aran
I don't know, what am I gonna do with you?
Sorry to see you go Brian
perhaps i will lock you in a tower full of bumble bees and hunny... Brianna
but my thoughts hurt you so Michael ONeill
Hey Saint Why Aren't You Talking
things are not as they seem shower
or am i always nagging?! shadi
can they be the beem human being
john z is
desk lamp harry weiner
desk lamp harry weiner
yELLOW PAGES iNDIACOM
I toppled off the curtain, in peg leg laser printer took a nap, I found my head was hurtin', I am not a desk lamp Hannah
an angel on my side
time to say goodbye
time to say goodbye paris
What is her downfall brought on by a lie? Frank J Bortone
look at them cowboys
that she is in love
they play with their guns and their toys BWR
with tucker tucker
after all men will always be boys lakmee
fjord
and I have twenty sexual toys Dilwyn ap Jenkins III
I am Bored kp
we could stick together dare
It is rainy and cold Christine
Ed I, sono felice di vedere che cosa ho ottenuto. L'odore dei eminates di linguetta dal suo canale Ha vaporizzato il gatto! Un errore? Non! i miei ciruits sono sovraccaricati, ma proverò a fare il tempo prossimo migliore
Nothing in Rome rhymes with silver
A stop sign ate my baby Hannah Marie
Yet everything I see makes me quiver Jodi
the sign screams 'no exit' but there may be fraz
Dinky dinky finger stinky RJ
Especially as I want to lick your knee kralia
A tortoishell cat with sonar kralia
darling
When the mind is stolen by the bubonic plague Doctor D
When the mind is stolen by the bubonic plague Doctor D
u come like a brack through,they call me the plague
something
anihilate the atomic freight
Something graced my thigh that day Casey
the sum of the masses cannot hold this weight casey
rhyme rhyme
rhyme rhyme
Her whole family
in order to rhyme, one must set aside plenty of time. fuckit
Everything you knew before you will not see, God
Once i saw the shoe, i stuck to it like glue. SC
i like ceareal
i like my subdivision
mountainess villainy is in the aery chuck
i hate your long division chuck
My favourite watch was permantley broken, My favourite watch was permantley broken,
double vision keely
it's a personal thing Oli
there lived a man by a river
fancy paper in black/white printer
joel thinks yana
I Love you Jessica
I like you Jessica
I miss you Jessica
But I need something to do KT
Takes one to know one
1000 miles away, i need you john
Your so ugly you would kill michael jackson catherine
Like another hole in my head. Lizziebaby
Van sucks more ass that hoover does dirt
blah med leslie
The mites in their millions eat dust JoeSynth
the doctor said amc
Please make a move Greta
Rattle your noggin and summon your grit wawa
hello a
I love Helen Hunt Ian Ogelby
You're looking rather mellow
i hate life michael
i hate life michael
i hate life michael
what ho, the beaver doth munch my father's brains! Hannah marie
Therefore you are still living Trillion
I like to eat whole grain Mimmy
And your father is John Smiving John
In the Rain Molly
Through years of singing sighs and cries to empty skies Lamm
you feel tame
You're mine Yuma
scream
A yong man born into Alabama Logan
A yong man born into Alabama Logan
He walked into the bar, a scar above his eye s
fire is good dzc
O tree of ages what secrets you hold
hood nikki
byron is a loser byron
hitchin chav
hitchin chav
leave me to hate myself
time rhyme mime phil
time rhyme mime phil
people that dont like me Cash
wolly wop
I hate you stav
Your intellect is that of a small soap dish Lee Gilbert
Candy Neil is So Pretty Candy Neil
Your mother gave birth to a walking death wish eventide
But that was long ago, before the darkness fell on the world
my dad can beat up your dad ger
katherine
kill me matt parker
oh the heroine of ages skipsy
O for a muse of fire Lesley
working for cheap-ass wages
year after year,
O for a muse of fire
I grind the gear Brian Kelly
dancing star
no bind this year
prancing
hollow out the hive
but i lie on the rotting corpse she
if ever stood upon a hollow tree such sound luiggi
home gene
free to be me earth
While blues dancers embrace, across the expanse; Andre Quillen
for what other way is there to be free
their spouses do likewise, without any pants fred
There is really no point to this poem Niamh
people suck judas
sing it in the rain Franz
sing it in the rain Franz
sunshine plays with my eyes Gorilla
much else is mundane Sam
i think I'm happy but I cant hold my cries Milica
Too much good weather creates a desert Jak
my eyes behold her beauty jeanine
You don't miss the well til the water's gone Christle
adorable boring brave bully calm carefree childish clumsy confident daring energetic forgiving friendly gentle glamorous happy honest intelligent jolly lazy lucky outgoing quiet silly sincere strong stupid tireless wise
unless you are Jill and the tumble is done. jdl
from the seashore to her lips a sandy carefree taste violet
sanguine leaf rustles startling the midgets mindset violet
from helll to heaven a heritics grace
twisting the thoughts and the time he has known for so long
It's all in seeing the Good Lord's face Sandy
He searches for answers that will sing out in song Becca
He searches for answers that will sing out in song Becca
For he stands at the edge of darkness to fall
what the heck billy
rattle and roll shall the sheep befall andy harris
the strange situation made me say 'what the feck?!' Hannah meara
he masturbated, looking at a power-ranger doll
my mind went blank as i hit the deck lesley
my mind went blank as i hit the deck lesley
sitting on a cornflake with chelloveck
money on my mind
the sky is less of spark
the coulds are dark
i love you shannon love
hello
Rattle your noggin and summon your gri moma
shit
i need help for homwork rebecca
hapoy rebecca
try the defribulator x
im too lonely
afraid
CATS PETER
CATS PETER
MISSING CATS AND LOVE PETER
crying into the cold moonless night Grendel
turn away to face the cold
love and lies
He's always done what he's been told taklyt
Fill my eyes
from very young but now he's old, he just waits for things to unfold, because he is afraid of being bold Poor Guy
fill my eyes with water please
for Im afraid I have to sneeze Tasia
The martians are but fools though harry
but not quite yet. baker
They were lost looking for MY ho Joe Grendrich
Neopian Worlds far and wide where little neopets can play and hide games puzzles and prizes too people ddd
roy bennett
I CANT STAND THE WAY HE LOVES ME KATTIE
DETH IS IN THE AIR KATTIE
Milo Jacob
Best to spread the bath salts Ottawa
yo canna shove your granny aff a bus dundee dave
take time to play
light and dark fairys at heart Angela
write badly all the day nikki
Jaded joe
We'll fight and sing while drinking the bandy
And so you see from this conjecture Stephen
We'll fight and sing while drinking the bandy a
why can't i understand ebonics? connie
Selma to Montgomery MarchThousands of nonviolent demonstrators began a 54-mile long pilgrimage with the leadership of Martin Luther King, Jr. and ph David Abernathy of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference (SCLC) in response to the murder of Jimmie Lee Jackson and the need for registration law. The march that went from Selma to the state capitol building in Montgomery, Alabama lasted many days. The first march was on the st f February, 1965 and it resulted in the arrest of 770 people. The second march was led by John Lewis and Hosea Williams on March 7th and the archers were attacked by mounted police. This march that brought state troopers equipped with nightsticks and tear gas into Alabama was filmed by elevision cameras, and it also became a memorable event known as Bloody Sunday. Only two days later, March 9th, Martin Luther King led another arch composed of 1,500 people. This march known as the Selma to Montgomery March “marked the political and emotional peak of the American civil ights movement.” (Document B) The first march began on U.S. Highway 80 with 600 civil rights marchers angry that they could not vote. orporal ames Bonard Fowler (a trooper) shot Jimmie Lee Jackson on February 18, 1965 as Jackson tried to protect his mother and grandfather in a café that hey fled to for shelter while troopers attacked demonstrators. The marchers hoped to gain attention that their rights were being violated. Dr. King asked overnor George Wallace to protect the demonstrators on the movement. Govenore Wallace denounced the march because he believd that it posed a hreat to public safety, and he said that he would try everything he could to prevent the march from taking place. Led by John Lewis and the Reverend osea Williams the first march it as far as the Edmund Pettus Bridge, where six blocks away state troopers, some mounted on horseback, awaited them. hese troopers and other lawmen attacked “the peaceful demonstrators with billy clubs, tear gas, and bull whips”(Document B), forcing them back to elma. This led into the second march which contained the event known as Bloody Sunday. This event was recorded on television and showed people round the country shocking images of the horrible events that occurred on Bloody Sunday. Martin Luther King Jr., organized a second march on uesday, March 9, 1965, calling for “people across the country to join him.” (Document B) About 2,500 people joined the march from Selma to ontgomery. To prevent another outbreak of violence Federal District Court Judge Frank Minis Johnson issued a restraining order preventing the march rom taking place. Later a federal judge prevented the state from blocking the marchers. President Lyndon B. Johnson now decided to take action and ent troops, marshals and FBI Agents to protect the protesters. On Thursday, 25th March, King led 25,000 people to the Alabama State Capitol and anded a petition to Governor George Wallace, demanding voting rights for African Americans. That night, the Ku Klux Klan killed Viola Liuzzo while eturning from the march. On 6th August, 1965, Lyndon B. Johnson signed the Voting Rights Act. This removed the right of states to impose restrictions n who could vote in elections. Johnson explained how: "Every American citizen must have an equal right to vote. Yet the harsh fact is that in many places n this country men and women are kept from voting simply because they are Negroes." The legislation now empowered the national government to egister those whom the states refused to put on the voting list.
The finishing touch to his getup was his iPod,
Dreams cann take you anywhere Matt
he loved to play all night long mitchell
i like buttsex
and sing himself a futtbuck song
pimps trot promise candles Jayzuese
idle
cheese beans
idyls make me say 'i deal out labour.' we need to work DH
nibble quick nibble long
tight stonewash jeans spanky
Poker cards game Hildegard
im going insane will t
fdsgs
The mods are so wonderful
like a villan with a smiling cheek a goodly apple rotten at the heart
Thrice
Nights to look forward to and friends to make sammy
How Do you know if you're good in bed? Felicia
How Do you know if you're good in bed? Does the pillow still smell nice? Felicia
Berlusconi appeared me in a dream Giovanni
My ship is gone to Hellas and I'm sadly fingering myself
i love springtime laura
tax
tax
In words I drown Iceblood
Death Asmodeus
Beneath my kingly crown Carolyn
Glad release, to be in Heaven, Eternal Feast. Carolyn
knowledge links duality piratenoir
The meal of martyrs, the frier is greased! Matt P
house
Parlaiment passesd taxes ash
off with her blouse down south aroused fucking someones elses spouse in someones elses house deface
so i hacked every last bastard with angry rusty axes deface
Your rippin your shit from cypris hill your afraid of comies
Jess Jess
Jess Jess
Steve Pope Sean
Meat pie Alyd Gayner
all the colors drain out of the frame elia
I hate your poetry
Please dont let me kill that dame Chain
uzi
money
what a thing to say !
homosexuality benjamin
Nurture the love of family. stuck together
i like cows sean
Nurtue the love of family jonathan
Banana puddin Ashley
Busta Rymes is hella-dandy Eli Bell
Like a spork that is wooden Eli Bell
My teeth are made from many-a-candy
Eat? You really shouldn't... (ever)
My bones from sticks and twigs Celeste Faris
My bones from sticks and twigs Celeste Faris
To watered down mayo, of which I take swigs
That go with my Newtons, specifically figs
kush
That go with my horn, spefically reeds Saxmanglen
Against this sky no longer of our world
In the shallows of hell, where what he needs
at times it might be going badly
is a baseball bat, glove and weeds
Please sir, call me Chadley
Like food that never feeds
I ponder, often sadly Justin
The woman of my dreams Marquita
why balloons are forgotten on christmas cece holland
alvise lisa
now
Hello
we sat on the proch and watched the sun casie
dancing dancing dancing the night away Brian
She was looking at a 1952 Hudson and ended up with this
Feeling however alone in the arms of other dancers
40185 as
sophie sophie
Above the skies she looks to me Far Away
no one need ever know her name,
tormented mind, strained by popularity
I love her with all my heart Charlotte
cars, automobiles Transportation
mariana
You are the fire that burns deep inside me,why did u left me? incognito
i comae from avery far faar side one that i think is too abrubt for some my mendula tells me tellls me that i need something and then? fiddle me me
my yearns for the fire makes me smoulder lassy
my yearns for the fire makes me smoulder lassy
say something nice john
i dont get it mark
i dont get it mark
i dont get it mark
stupid poets that are called the beats
my computer is cheap the stupid boi
watching their last desperate grab for self-important relevance jto
watching their last desperate grab for self-important relevance jto
all the pearls you gave me are leeches sarah
all the pearls you gave me are leeches sarah
but bugger me if th
they just suck the living daylights out of every living thing
Clara Hutchinson Daniel Hand
The most crazy old pansy that you have ever seen Old man
She was dancing for the males Clara
And thou hath shot Raptor Jesus in his head Zex
and how could I? Chris
Seconds before he went to bed Simun
bob Galen
I Said alicia
bob is my name...thou not waireth it out Bob R.
you're a little nigger and I am always fit Steven
to tell him the guns are ready Steven
so keep on sucking till it gives the shit
Two beautiful daughters God did give
dsfadf dsfa
But sadly neither of them did live Tempus
an american blues man
an american blues man
an american blues man luther
Oh just lose it
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Let your mind run free Hendershott
i paint a wounderful painting casey
fuck niggers Bob Amico
fuck niggers Bob Amico
even if they are little wiggers roman
you win j
you win j
all of my dreams, gone for a while
Thus was the armed knight enticed from the list
Thus was the armed knight enticed from the list
His horse it was dead, his lance it was missed faerielf
when the whore came to town Max
cacto
do you like the video anonymous
effervescence always appreciated
my eyes shone with wonder and horror silly pants
jlknjlnlnj
Repition Mike
jlknjlnlnj, jlknjlnlnj, what is all but jlknjlnlnj? peter
Corn Nuts Killer Squirrel
Corn Nuts Killer Squirrel
with no guts corn
suffer
Her hopes, no ruts
let's eat brains conor
deep as fresh cuts Glen
let's eat brains
For it is right.
But like the second h of the phanthom is on ly in your mind,
I must now be hungrrui!
OH! NOES! HUNGRY!
And therefore I bid thee:
Let us eat some more tasty brains! PJL the holy guru
plucking suculent berries from the vine Coralie
the sails climbed high in the garbage pail sky
as if they mattered
the green of the blue was a yellowish hue
Home is where the heart is Kassie
As if you would go onto this site
A zombie plague is on the loose anonymous
Harlori Vinod
rapps me greenslime in cacing me a holw sound i cry frank
she cry s and i kiss her side she make me lick your bloody side pain you will cry frank
drinking bloody lips on my side nails digging in my side soon he shelldye frank
she hunger for my teeth in her , she crys for his teeth -bite too her pink tits frank
you tast you tast like sweet peaches i love seeing you mone for me you are my pick candy frank
she hunger's for me bitting too bite teeth -in-to-her pink tits she crys more teeth -biteing her frank
your peachs i love to lick your nipls i love to nip why my hand is up your ass frank
she crys more she hunger's for me to fuck her more so i go in-to-her ass fuck her more frank
she crys more she hunger's for me too raptuer her in the steamy night . frank
Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn
Spring Lee Lampard
you had that silver spoon when you were born kira
shades
and you never really needed a horn John Doe
and never needed a horn Hey YOu
wandering along the lines hotfink
and the I was born Avalon
Clelsea spells leaches
extra pay day
her breasts were like peaches moony
before sucking her nipples, he asked if he may.
putting his tongue on her hard little pink nipples he slid his hand on her pussy and felt the warm juices and slid his finger up and rotated it, licking her faster and pushing harder
the he took his mouth off her and slid around behind her firm ass and pushed his cock in slowly
sweet juices ran down her legs as she moaned and he slid his dick into her
The rooster was pleased andy stoma
dvdr's erik
the cockle was teased The barnyard
the big rock anna
its owner unpleased anna
red and hot ad
the cock diseased Antony
people
I'm completely against watching a movie
never seem to think they're wrong Monica Bee
banana carly
I saw the hottest guy ever today! John
What would happen if I were gay? Steph
Well, why not I say? LOL!
Hey hey have a nice day. =]
LOL FAG Meg
Hey hey? Aleisha
WHAT k
something does not feel right shrimoyee
play me like a sucker
Seamgul tossed the word about franky
play me like a sucker
As if his love were but a trout DNL
I am the Earth I am the sky
I am the Earth I am the sky
Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
I am the earth I am the sky
Oh my Calves shao
lying alone not knowing why basthet
lIKE THE OLD DAYS BRO LIKE THE OLD DAYS Hannah
love
firetruck baby Gabby
where your name Gabby
oh snap...this was a song Gabby
butt
and maybe we're not friends after all
I knew not where to sit for I couldn't rest standing John
says the dog to the rubber ball kalvin
Less is certain bill
What do you think of me with my fine collar? Erica
Fifty good years of marriage Glenda and Doug
When there is a Wind, Blow Dan Purcell
Lost in one revelation of infidelity Joshua
just don't do it in the snow mz
Paris Hilton is my idol
Jen Brow Danielle
this is the last of nothing sorri
Silly rabbit tricks are for kids George
was once a turkey full of stuffing mike
germans call it a witz
life is very very hard Ron
Julian Julian
you are amuzing Jay
Poinsetia Astroth
OMG
high above the counting lines
high above the counting lines
The prophets spoke of nothing but truth
Gobble, gobble asshole nan
john howard ate the froth of ire mike
the boy stood on the burning deck
the boy stood on the burning deck
moments later he felts hands around his neck Ti Ti
I guy was waiting to cum
guy was waiting to cum
Ruby M fled by night spore—
the spawn of the mongrels in slimy and scum tacitferd
He likes his beer Michael
Reality TV mines empty deserts Gretel
But what about the Shawn in this room chewing his gum Josephous
Stoic Response Eros Amber
He's nothing to the world, and the world is nothing to him wench
Hold fast and do not weep nor sigh, for all that love is lost. Your function is fulfilled, now let you rest and all be well; only smile, and speak lightly, for our sake. wench
I'm going down the stairs to get the box I found in the garbage today. Gnu
I'm going down the stairs. Gnu
Evie Jazz
Terrifying am I Arrgh
she's our man!!!
Some are born for endless night
born with metal for bone mai
makeup Anna-Lisa
kiss is comfortless as frozen water to a starved snake.
your mind! Jon
Why is life like it is, shouldnt it be better? Lisa
You are always happy, and smart Maaike
we make it better for those who come after Noel
Hello there! Bob
sometimes you get a second chance
punch you in the face jerky boy
english i love jerky boy
punch the line
my love i love your english that you speek speek lovely english to me frank
i will put your fire out with my water and take your sisling skin untill you cry love struck us
my lovely sweet rose i love your english hillside that you grow speek lovely love struck us
i'm going to suck and lick you why'll i eat your fire and lick your skinuntill you cry untill you cry
sweet rose,my lovely sweet rose io)you bloom at my touch and cry lovely for me cry lovely for me
your pink and hard tits in my mouth i suck and bite down hard licking you i suck and bite down hard licking you
your peachs i love to lick your nipls i love to nip why my hand is up your ass cry lovely for me
you tast you tast like sweet peaches i love seeing you mone for me you are my pick candy you mone for me you are my pick candy
Once upon a time
Once upon a time Oscar
a wish, a hope, a dream of rescue Andrew Williams
what you are what i am
the best mess is the vest made with wood glue Mark C Sulik
i will do evrything i can dinesh
why you have to treat blacks the way you do
why you have to treat blacks the way you do Latefa
why you have to treat blacks the way you do Latefa
He stood alone there on the field
why we treat em like cause they ain't no different from whites
he could atone there 'neath the shield
be thy white or dark as pitch we are all diffrent from the git! thomas
the surface of mars
white or dark we are all different
teacher Guess who?
curly brown hair
Helloooo there, what is your name? Jerry.
I bought you a Lion Leo
yea, no christmas bulb for you
See if that doesn't help. jiminy
Nothing forgotten, nothing felt jiminy
But what if it does? Me
mountain of mad flesh
mountain of mad flesh
mountain of mad flesh helena
Eww! Ugh. Cassa Mayfield
turns to grey.. as the day goes on.. come what may emily
you can break my spine
Take me out tonight
what evil has he wrought
what evil has he wrought
for he was about to faught
when does a fly sit
but what had stopped him... me
cathy cathy
was something we already knew Wendy
i amuse myself with cotton clubs lulabilly
I'll have your head for that
roll into clubs with 38 snubs
You filthy stinkin' rat Luna
marry she is so tan Sabrina
I am feeling Mayonnaise
your pretty mary
glad Billy
despite the noise of cars Billy
anal Saint Dune
better not waste my time baby
You better not waste my time honey
You better me true honey
create a love Skinny
You better bringing a job honey
i am amazing olivia
or else Liam
when I eat lunch with you Jennifer
we shan't be; ne'r can we Bontinam
i cannot breath unless spoken to
joy
your mother instilled upon me, the liking for boobs Chet
Spice John
immortal beloved, she likes to flurt, but let her not tempt you, fr it shall hurt Jacklyn Burt
I wish i knew the answer Jeremy
I Am Dieing Know Dieing
but im just a child a foolish chancer Joe halliday
what does that mean?
some jargon on the silver screen joe halliday
give it up its grey not green loftyideas
loftyideas@hotmail.co.uk add it
life is felt but rarely seen myrtle
So I just sent along another bouquet Scribegirl
I am waiting behind the door
and I hope it makes you have to shit for four days. marlynn
If I go to North Africa, I can marry a Moor Ducky the Loon
out of nose and ears plus various other ways alan
jensie jenise
inside my mind you abie
why do I love you
try cry my sigh die
i've come undone
how 'bout dem saints John
Shall I show you the shrunken head I've won? Ducky the Loon
Hang the ruffians by their taints! Ducky the Loon
Are you fat or pregnant...is that bacon or a bun? Ducky the Loon
With his pork sword he boldly feints Ducky the Loon
You're blocking my view chip aweigh
i like cottage cheese and lip gloss jerry
now the battle is won bob
On my treelike body grows the Spanish moss Ducky the Loon
His Burma-Shaved backside shone like the sun Ducky the Loon
Seth is turning one
it's time to ring in 2008 the party starts at six so bring a hot date
it's time to ring in 2008 the party starts at six so bring a hot date
Upon strips of dried squid I love to masticate Ducky the Loon
goo bob
goo bob
goo bob
If pedophiles go to playgrounds, do furries go to zoos? Ducky the Loon
what warm sluicing slime doth go India
And if reverends go to churches, then where does that leave you? Ross
wary of an evil frog
elephants on wheels Debbie
credit card wan
credit card wan
unmaker of the man ivan
You looked me in the eye the first time I saw you
to build his arms , that was that plan nader
my heart stopped
aaa ss
the u.s. constitutuon
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
power Mike
So stop bitching already, he's dead! Steve ataricom
I often wonder neale
Of course we will come too, Can't miss the Christmas delight.
Tried and true it always came through John
Let us hope there are presents and fruitcakes, oh, and, of course, tons of IEDs! Steve
until gravity and the grave prevailed Johanz Oslo
sounds like quite the party
from the cradle to the grave life ain't never been easy living in the ghetto og hustla d
You are the diamond that charms
You are the diamond that charms the rest of the human race
wish i had you in my arms
No spaces without the dark-water depths your surest charm
Eleven men with a life to share Hirses
are we to hear the fallen angels calling to their master
Joey's life starts with the death of a bear. Jamie Lee
whose lack of presence calls disaster
Why the hell should anyone care?
Why the hell should anyone care?
when all anyone can do is go to the fair? Potatoe
i often think that had I been born to the parents who took me away from the hospital... Miranda Moon rocket
why do you have to run and slide , why can't you just slide ? Davey
why do you have to run and slide , why can't you just slide ? Davey
I forgot to plot my escape and win back my shame jason
slide right down to your panty line gabby
the rose of my heart nadide
Has anyone seen Axl lately, sweet child o' mine? Ducky the Loon
The bettas rot in their tiny jars at your local Wal-Mart Ducky the Loon
The bettas rot in their tiny jars at your local Wal-Mart Ducky the Loon
and she thought that this little ditty was anything but smart
Don't look under the bed.
Don't look under the bed. Blah
Naked in the afternoon Jandek
lets stop dis killing,cus it tyme for healing tyboi
betrayal of love. tyboi
Do they think that walls can hide you? Sarah
behold and a new year was born ww
When all of reality sets beside you russell
but between two loves, my heart was torn Candy
Our love is so beautiful like a sunset, so perfect and so grand! Kristine Grande
away with every bit of joy xx
neopian new year
I don't want any, my belly is full Greenarchist
Our school colours were taupe and clear
But I would like wings, so I'll have a Red Bull. Ducky the Loon
Large is my arse, and small is my chair Ducky the Loon
yes indeed
yes indeed Michael
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you didn't say czam
beer drinking paul
I like pudding othermatt
ciggarate smoking Gabby
ciggarate smoking Gabby
ciggarate smoking Gabby
marriage jaybee
medium suitcase
what if not love should be so bright . Tracy
Alex Francis
to excuse pulled through a hedge backwards fright
not again! martha
as they muse about as they might maxine
whatever he may choose, that dang Putin!
whatever he may choose, that dang Putin!
fuck
new kids on the block ido hellman
I can't believe it turned out this way Kevin
like birds in a flock kristina
Another twilight lost, a speculative new day Benevolent evil
like triumph motorcycles trump
We die alone pranv
What! No fishfingers? Jill
THen, from thence, we shall emerge like glimmering dung!
isreal wendy
wonder Mike Yo
His time was few Tony
His time was few Tony
in chains and handcuffs
many a heart will break
they all called our bluff. like statues we sit, confined in the four walls of this barren cell. oh god, you're beginning to smell! Kelly
on the hard kitchen floor of life
above us, the curse'd black birds exchanged tandem glances and knelt in silent prayer. Rory
on the hard kitchen floor of life
Below us crying angels wtach the clouds float by hbds
skateboarding Brandon
football Brandon
other people's faces
The penultimate line of the poem is football Face
The penultimate line of the poem is football Face
And Johnny made a delicious pie. Ooodle boodle. Face
they letf the cody
you are a slut catherine
Sooming James
possessing the only redeeming quality, but... Spunk Nutty
sdf;gv
teeth isabella
but why must you wear that hawaiian shirt?? bricey
i offend him by saying nothing
i offend him by saying nothing
i held high the stoat Rob
slips beneath your dress Eileen
The computer will write a little poem just for you, as long as you give it the first line.
as you whirl and whirl Jess Brooks
always, sometimes,never are you pretty shithead
As you twist and twirl
Draw you closer feel your warmth...
Here my soul sleeps Gabrielle
Dave Pugh Pugh
with fish and lentil soup beccs
sister
Thanks you for my chicken and Avacado lunch
the city of pity Odense
the city of pity Odense
Your love shines to me Zac
Grandparents Zac
nightcrawler peggy
owen ellis owen ellis
Of all the sad, dark things of the world DJ
slipping down the trellis Kai
slipping down the trellis Kai
can these things not fill us
i love you baby
can these things not fill us k
and that is quite alright diz
with understanding
and im a monkey
lois is turning 50
I climbed a tree ou ou, ah ah
and I'm carbon naughty
to be free
The world, my home, the devils dumping yard
The world, my home, the devil's dumping yard
i stand, I think, corrected on things I'll never know jerry
my teacher davell
The book is slammed shut. Information is only what you make of it. Emily
dust covered pages offer me nothing but regret. Louise
No purpose at all to existence. There is nothing but random acts. Johnny Douchebag
i can not tolerate the pain he gives
Why are we here? Is there a point? Elizabeth
what a wimp
There is, and we're it. dth
I wish I could go through life with my eyes closed c
My, what a deep pit chu
oh sh!t i just fell
that didn't even fucking rhyme
A man named Adam
well it's not like i have the time
well it's not like i have the time
I wait for tomorrow, JR
i am free
every member in this family deserved to be invited to Tina's wedding.
Beef is brown Tom
Piece of me Micaela
Sick people frown Nair
body in my arms celine
yes yes yeah!
cows on the farms
xilos
Thou art the rejects of the cows on the farms Emily Harvel
socks are merely cotton, woven about the foot Socks- evil or misunderstood?
Thou art the empty shotgun that causes no harm reh
My feet are cold Chow
My feet are cold Chow
my heels are chapped
im am cool cool
What's this?
My lips are chapped
Cool air ripens any fruit
Starfruit, strawberries, red stains on the carpet
I see what you do every day Denise
Start me to thinking about going to the market Tahnie Skye
riding the wave of destruction to heaven lara
But i have a big car and now where to park it amar
I will conquer these mighty seas, ALL SEVEN Amar
Oh my joyous Dillema in the market Amar
Oh my joyous Dillema in the market Amar
i need a car so i can park it Amar
tell me all in softer tones electricBard
i need a car so i can park it electricBard
i need a car so i can park it electricBard
be made in to a star get out of the dark pit jose
hurt foot Heal
be made in to a star get out of the dark pit
I'M Gonna Be An Engeer Peggy Seeger
of parr paige
People being hurt Mike Amos
dfhj ffhfr fgfc
Bad poetry! Oh noetry!
Whatdoesthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboarddo? '); DROP DATABASE--
The one I love Umm, The one I love
It's true, I've never been with a woman half my age
By moonlight caressing the rivers Scott
the rivers run wild
flows blood not from my veins but the temple. Greencookie
Hi my name is Koomar and I would like to meet you if you're sexy. Greencookie
there once was an artist named tom
anna i am still in love with you
Through the dark of the night, midnight creeps Franco
anna i love you JJ
anna you son of a bitch JJ
I think he is an idiot. Margaret
fuck you
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I've heard thunder is blue Dan
I've heard thunder is blue Dan
And lightning sounds like jackalopes praying in spanish Johnson
nervous
timidly
Sign up in u Signnin up in 2
Perhaps a maiden cannot fight
Clare my sister is the best
I know no other then Brendan
she can fire my anger better than the rest Patsy
thomas in your eye thomas
I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death.
Her cunt smelled of rotten cabbage
To my darling girl Katie
Love Katie
Sleeping like a mother fucker Jill
tell her the lie she's waiting for
Thank god it's friday Brent
Thank god it's friday Brent
Allie The Wild Lily Of The Valley
falling dylan
Scurry, scurry, little mouse! The Mouse
Life is calling
to esape the farmers wife in the house ash
And even though you break the rules
And even though you break the rules
electricity
electricity
Hello you fool
come
I received a cat
I received a cat cating
In Schrödinger's box Thomas Irvine
In Schrödinger's box Thomas Irvine
In Schrödinger's box Thomas Irvine
I clicked reload lots Thomas Irvine
be my friend
and for it was now that i finally realized my fate me
okay q
marc my mentor
marc my mentor chris
mentor karlo
I hardly saw it coming Brian
Care for the heart and feed the meek Mark
the door quietly buys the city mark
leaving now john
the door quietly buys the city
as thou art a stupid cow henry
and when im back home in devon city
I chant of a broken childhood vow lestat
sucking on a prostitutes titty lestat
my mother cried; I remember now neezer
terre haute is boring
Jesus was a man, a mortal man
the red table maria
jump over the green chair maria
needs a waxing bobdole
but beware, beware! matt
look at you, fool to the masses sal
There's something that I knew i had to do, but through it all i kept my eyes on you Kurac
To the centre of the city at night waiting for you Kurac
To the depths of the ocean where all hopes sank, searching for you Kurac
In the room with the window in the corner i found truth Kurac
X-rated Me
i ate a sponge as i thought, you know, it would grant me eternal wishes Macbeth
the manicotti buckjumped before it predefined the nonyielding soundboard Emma and Dee
shit shit fuck fuck i just shat on a duck cody
the stripping nun screamed O lord! O lord!
panda bear
i love epistemology
handle with care william
if test me u'll
unless you have pair, which would be quite rare. it would be like having a spare. Wendy Bowers
Raptors fly high Me
i like tacos
you make me laugh jim
though my name is Rocko
I sing, I dance, I cry Jakob Chapman
though my name is Rocko
i die i fly so high justice
i die i fly so high so ny i mite just eat yur face on rye no lie your queer 4 eyes like mine you ripe time life crime guy poopy face
paper
horrible xtina
some body tell my whys there all these haters
yet still I overcome any obsticle, the outcome somewhat probable Deface
yes well lina
Storm@Hotmail.co.uk Lina
My musing Josh
Don't Like
Thou surly guts-griping flax-wench! mot
Thou surly guts-griping flax-wench! mot
The truth is rarely pure and never simple
Julien is gay Julien
Blue eyes, white face, shiny teeth
what if i didnt let him live another day
but hair as red as a beet Meredith
cooze ashliegh cooze
cooze ashliegh cooze
Richard Grant Drew
insane love Deepa
shiver me timbers im in love with you Rachel
SUNNY, SUNNY TUNAS ROUGHLY LOVE A SUNNY, DEAD CAPTAIN.

shiver me timbers im in love with you
A BAD BOY ALWAYS
ALL BAD BOYS ALWAYS
A BIG BAD ATTITUDE
ATTITUDE
Idk Roxxie
I aint had no cake anna
There once was a seal named shaggy
Left crums in my wake swish
cheese l!lC
She told me for christ's sake R.
haa
"All you do is take, take, take" Al
The wind's begining to blow, but no one seems to know. B Jackson
And then it is time to bake, bake, bake B Jackson
the wings of carper no one can see
the wings of carper no one can see scott
Twas love that shined on my gentials Vagina
Twas love that shined on me John
FUCK FUCK NIGGA MY CAWK PENIS
A blowjob is everlasting glee Cawk
A blowjob is after you pee Cawk
Everyone who types below this line is a gay faggot kthxbai over 9000 intranetz to you winrar is thee caturday Cawk
Everyone who types below this line is a gay faggot kthxbai over 9000 intranetz to you winrar is thee caturday Cawk
Everyone who types below this line is a gay faggot kthxbai over 9000 intranetz to you winrar is thee caturday Cawk
Over the ocean and far away, a fairytale comes to life. Ashley
I hate Monday mornings. Tom
The taleas fancy as a cow will never rhyme while you dine T
The tale as fancy as a cow will never rhyme while you dine T
her clients glanced T
The moon shines, as I laugh back evilly. madness
The moon shines, as I laugh back evilly. madness
IM SEXY, YOUR NOT QIANA
SEXY DANCING, IS NOT SEXY QIANA
SEXY DANCING, IS NOT SEXY QIANA
SEXY DANCING, IS NOT SEXY QIANA
Judge yourself Vanky
HAHA
HAHA BOB
HAHA BOB
HAHA BOB
HAHA BOB
dreaming
Sadness has overtaken this dark soul Damian
Sadness has overtaken this dark soul Damian
little girl at danceflor
little girl at dancfloor
little girl at dancfloor
shed the skin of an elder whore
shed the skin of an elder whore danny
sold her skin at the corner store danny
and beame a buterfly istead brettskib
I was with her sister but i thought she was a bore
tree
So I fucked her oh so hard Jazzy
boobs
Boring
Boring Josh
then I wait. cuase all I do is bake. call it premeditated murder cuase I hit her with a rake. and it was cake since my souls was so fake. her name was jake or maybe lisa. my fucked up then the tower of piza. and misa. just wants a fuck, with 45 caliburs or marshal luck Josh
what is boring? mat
Natasha Tan has a loose, flabby pussy Haskan
the road to heaven goes through calvery
I ate a gnome today Fo Digit
never ignore the cinco inside you dave
The power on your side. dusty pete
The power on your side. dusty pete
The power on your side dusty pete
your the voice
genetics is not made up of only genes, but it also includes pedigrees and family trees
the music is your choice sharon
and make a punnett square to see if your children will be diseased Lady Sarah
so give it a voice
and if not, at least see if they have kness rob
And let us rejoice Cuban
And let us rejoice Cuban
take breaks to relax your eyes
Pie Jake
tanks are very powerful lucas
Pie Hunter
What Roy Jr. High means to me Hunter
Dear Love Marcus
For Da Nigga Of The Hood Marcus
jenny mike rotch
Let it be known if it could Aller
She is my love
She is my love
but i'm not hers
Around the Barns, we played, we jolted maarten
Around the Barns, we played, we jolted maarten
Until we saw the old man and haulted Jake
i am the walrus Allison
writing
is so assaulted
Wehad just sat there so darn assaulted Dawg
sun Anna
Could you belive it had defaulted? Sean Owens
One two I neverknew
We wandered all night
Still never did know who
Still never did know who
pocka dot dress, trying hard to impess, the eye or the lens dundee dave
How can I leave if it is willed to be? Sabrina
I cannot leave if it is willed to be Sabrina
never enough and never too soon Sabrina
ddf jeremy
the toilet beckons from the other room. Renee
more than +
lets have sex hannaford
mining is cool
darling you are a dork
but the mind never is chefred
cherry crappy
palms flat against the skull, regulate the thoughts EmilyLouise
Your subconcious can't be repressed, so the images flash like lightning behind your eyes. ExXxL
stuborn peaches rotting hell fish skull fuckers yvanka
flying sumo wrestler bongo clap souldier funk yvanka
sex love lust
I shake it like jello Vickie
selling my lucky silver dollar
selling my lucky silver dollar
never got me into this Cassie
I was just in there and I saw no friggin Pig
so hard to see the end Cassie
But a bottle, yes. I uncap and swig. Rob
when your thing is so, so tiny dearue
and break a little twig.. dr
IF I AM GREAT
IF I AM GREAT THEN YOU FAKE
together its the start of a new beginning of life char
love
Potatos know best Thorn
Potatos know best Thorn
hangin
everything you've ever hated
faintly Jenna
myself in others peter
cant find the words
srg sgsfgsg
I can't stop measuring thirds Jessica
I can't stop measuring thirds Jessica
Oh like whatever, dude Jimmy
i eat tasty dog turds ******
you know your in a really bad mood lozi babii
i make it all count matt
there's a knot in this wood tota
a little a lot some fried some hot and a hound tota
cat macros
cat macros Dena
wood
going
going
this meat needs love
going to penultimate lands me
i am a wolfie too
i am a wolfie too cathy
ghuttar goo mehul
mmmmmm mehul
la la la la mehul
hmmmmm pak
what am I supposed to do? Gwendolyn
Filipino. Kinda emo Anya
mo money mo bitches mo games
Truth is Relatvie Lynde
People now pump carbon into the air
eleven big balloons, colorful and bright children
God problably thinks its not fair Lucas
God problably thinks its not fair Lucas
let the star light shine around the world ashlee
For the fallen man to return up there zo
d is for dreamer
d is for dreamer drowning in semolina
Love James
e is for the eagle eating at your eatery
so seemed the life that waits for me Clyde
I would love to make love to you Erik
I love you my sweet and I want for nothing to make love to you in the shower Erik
S for the sexynes of the two of us sharing our love in a shower Erik
come one come all step right up
T for the time of four minutes of which it takes for you to cleanse yourself DH
Come listen, you will give a fuck!
You have come to this church seeking words of help joe
a bunch of indian gays paras // talk2muchhere
a bunch of indian gays paras // talk2muchhere
In the wild H
were whining and mooning like the bays Me
Ode to ooze
Sleep beautiful seed, sleep.
ozzeed
before I start to weep me
Belle likes white tshirts
Tight white tee shirts Belle
Ils and I in love again Byron
can strangle you dear one
sss amy
sss amy
kyle i miss you more than the mona lisa
haha
haha
The shadow has defeated me Rouge
sad michelle
abused michelle
loving others and enjoy life michelle
Baseball Jared
for now is the time to cheat on your wife Ryan
i'm in love with a girl that i can never have friedrich
tell the world daniel
tell the world daniel
himpit yant
Everything is Turnover Ron
Bum Blexo
on the cliffs of Dover
hum
the ugly monkey sits mother may I
At last a piece of chewing gum!!
The silly ape thing spits
I must have more of this fine chew
And tears the cliff to bits
O surly beast amongst the few
Gambol and snort and have smart fits
You should go to the bakery. fenderbugger
oh dear, there is now a kazoo up my thirteenth nostril
homosexuality love
I need a kick in the pants
never underestimate homosexuality
the electric hamsters race on by adam
i think your frigid
i think your frigid
i left my wife
Bob is weird Bill
at the sithe ayre
The people sneered Whoa. Amazing.
It is considered most high treason Stinson
while sucking their teeth
An antler rests upstage. Jake
two jake rose
when the stars are shot from the sky with an icy arrow the world will end grrrrrrrrrrreat
and then
and then
he will rise from the ashes and rape the world in the butt
beans Jake Rose
such underserved torture in unremembered times jen
high five marielle
great things achieved for nothing Juan Goldsztein
The bee hive was finished so we gave a K
as windmills fall down smoking
splurge!
I went to the king of every king Noah
Wow You guys need to stop being retards and actually contribute to the poe oem with gey ass black lines and nonesense... actually do this "Come one come all and contribute your wit! Your tongue needn't be sharp, to add a line to it. Rattle your noggin and summon your grit, grind out some words and see if they fit." Noah
I want to sing
I want to sing
let's get physical tom
Why did Prowler fail to keep his promise? Catherine
chey
Could it have been those yeasty insults I threw? Pidmire
"a fie on you," she cries Pidmire
i could have wish i knew vince
jewish vince
Matt Fish
Here begins the story of kees kees
Oh the woe of that lost-glistening wish Sven
and what will I be doin with these Scarlet
SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED LISA
SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED LISA
I hate this stinking disease.
If i'm not dead, a fart backfired dale
If this is the answer to all of America's problems, why has he not defeated a "broke" Clinton campaign jjbm
I knew the CAPS in the topic would draw your attention! Sorry I didn't ask you for you permission to use them.
I knew the CAPS in the topic would draw your attention! Sorry I didn't ask you for you permission to use them.
blue no name brand tennis shoes Steve
Shit son you didn't get me a beer
persistantly Nelia
why do you want beer bill
The Sybol of lovs Taj Mahal
the symbol of love Taj Mahal
the symbol of love Taj Mahal
a burnt rose J
Oh what a day
dick dick
en guarde, touchay
love liz
alex
ggggg
chord chord
I'm stalking that chick Alexis
i need to get a life stalking you
i need to get a life stalking you
i LOVE THE MOON ELLYANA
i need to be star rasha
i need to be star rasha
that satisfy my needs
that satisfy my needs
the cravings of my inner soul AMB
for unruly steeds Joe(y)
please come by a new flag pole
her full bust rosy
lust dill
burst assunder spilling the secrets of the world Danielle
in the deepest coldest realm of lust
big fish
we celebrate your sacrifice this memorial day me
are the ones that always get away Lila
nice flower
Leprachones, green and gay Akec
yellowstone kathia
yellowstone national park kathia
Ron Rhyse
was where the bears were
hate a pain
when they were in hibernation? Lord Biscuitnoggin
Building blocks of life Sean
the time of the door
Never submit Carlos
Lif Carlos
Springtime is coming Joe
can't understand the dying masses of children in the bleeding hollow. wes
Those same children breed within themselves a burning desire to slaughter every single white rabbit prancing merrily in the forest.
what a pleasant thought, a pheasant thought.
He who watches doth know Kelly
you
Lisa Lars
fishing Lars
fish Lars
pitching herminia
multitudinously murmuring of the sea babbazee
now i know your missing
australia my poem
he played with captivating intensity and awesome commitment
oh you breaker of dreams, waster of life
i playe by the pool with strength alex
possessive love
And swim it in its length desiree
So cold and so gloomy, the Arctic region Volkan
The cormorant defiles its nest James
Twixt the mould and the march of some lost legion jim
So says the epitaph of the adorable tiny defenseless baby squirrel as he bleeds out covered in a box of puppies
Shouldst befall that harrowed lass Amos
And yet, one wonders, how did the poor thing cope? I was merely a matter of chance that he ended up there in the first place. Still the puppies yip and make merry, and we all forget the squirrel. Victoria
Eat my shorts Mange
czkxcvj azxdfkl
casino boards
I want a job Rina
Video games Greg
my life is crasy
sham sham rocket whaiew pugler musket
waxing my car pink
Men Hammer
a walrus camt to tea john struther
i had to sell dope
rowan rowan
You're a1 bird without a flight He
you're missing the point oli
Tim, time, where does it go, but stumbling forever forward swa
Please don't give it back, I don't want it tina
love jen
i love you jen
i love you Richie
i love you
eats the paint off my cadillac. Julie
and smoke some fucking crack JF
why you're at it how my feet too shameka
i felt con fuse
eat piant off my BMW
as it rumbled,grumbledand majumbled
words through which rage love can play Ross Johnson
words through which rage love can play Ross Johnson
awesome commitment to constant failure
What is the meaning of all this
i live in the place weredreams come to die c a montero
culture of fear
all of life's wisdom is eaten like pie Dougletet
batman korrupt
all of life's wisdom is eaten like pie Glenn
Happy Birthday Chris
consumed slowly, and not a little fattening Minor White
consumed slowly, and not a little fattening Minor White
The guillotine was a nasty thing; it killed the queen and the king. tom
We began swaying slowly, as the sails needed battening Kim E
Your love is an amazing thing. amy
Turn back time poetry contest
There was a monkey bill
my dad likes bikes
JOT Productions kicks your ass. http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=alexbirdmonster Bitch. :D Alex Dragon
I love AJ! :D
AJ love not?
Day 123 - Band Name eh?
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt Cock, Sucker, Mother Fucker, Tits, Fart, Turd & Twat
Bitch please
your such a tease
i love you more
Your such a whore!
heart
take a look outside the door
i love danielle harris lyndsie
in the lost min rose
bottles of floating velvet musings cass
we are both looking like an old polaroid hkhj
You made them good times
shake us up to see our image robyn
shake us up to see our image robyn
Its not the end tim
salty sweat reflects the light Byron
My kingdom for an apple! fres
time is a tyrant and a thief Katrina
What a load of niger cock
not shaken not stired
i'm the one who seeks you comfort
comfort
you or your aw
you or your aw
you or your aw
Charlotte Wragg worked in PAG Kim
in the forest of the gracefull wolves wolf
good charlotte ate cheese
no llamas live, no lamb nor wools amanda
no llamas live, no lamb nor wools amanda
no llamas live, no lamb nor wools amanda
no llamas live, no lamb nor wools erny
my smile melts with confusion erny
Yes we r all free Tamika starks
Conjure me up a muse. Leslie
I love Nick! :) Alex
you have got some screws loose
you love nick but he has no dick
I am fat like a dog named moose
now you know you make me sick
you get chased by a goose
thats for spending my money so quick
it just ate my dog named moose
do not hit me with a stick
just like my da I hate that goose
I wont if you dont spend money too quick
then why dont you set thme both loose
but my purse won't wait too long august
John is gay John
John is gay John
A Legend Stuart
funny funny funny Evan
Alas, poor George, I knew him well, Dick Cheney. poetryfox
how we are still here jb
fsadsa sd
hello you ass Suk
To the West, Lads! Look to the West! Loose Shoes
I'm this close to raping you
I'm this close to raping you
Anally. But I don't.
you should think twice dickhead
you are so foxy roxie
hentia pussy boobs manga ass henati adult comics henta adult cartoons hentei free comics games adult hetai yaoi game cartoon inuyasha naruto doujinshi gundam dragonball video teen toons sakura love hina dead or alive teen titans sailormoon digimon
You are dumb jones
I like chocolate Bob
hentia pussy boobs manga ass henati adult comics henta adult cartoons hentei free comics games adult hetai yaoi game cartoon inuyasha naruto doujinshi gundam dragonball video teen toons sakura love hina dead or alive teen titans sailormoon digimon Bob
you are crazy as a waterwelon drew
VIGI tron
the seeds long been expelled Mike
Wit? 'tis absurd! Smith's Stout - not light.
the seeds long been expelled
the seeds long been expelled
cats don't know where my niggas at
Rap
Corner Glorified Jake Boudreau
I have a cat, it has hair. Now my couch has hair, is it a cat Bob
daisies dance delicately
Stuffed my couch with hair, from all cats gone before but not before the horse Edmundo
The wind whistles the tune Ron
By the Way, Go to this link: myspace
snag the skag and do the grove
ELIOT HORN HAS A TEENSY WEENSY HAIRLESS LITTLE PEE-PEE
do not push and do not shove
please d not say thto me
just put on your glove
okay I will talk nice you se
okay I will talk nice you see
I think I will disagre
I think I will disagree
you are glad to be back with me
just say hi to Rusty
yes I am nowon one knee
it is mhow can yo tell
just call me Rusty
yujust rang the bel
tomorrow I wil maybe
no I didnt I jst smell
no I didnt I just smell
oh well
you better say you name is Michelle
now ask me how cnI tell
oh well
owell
ring the bel
ring the bell
dont tell
bye
well
she said good by too many time befor
and so doing i sent him to hell Jhade
then ju kick her outthe door
iyou know e please justll
iyou know e please just tell
no Ihave a full beer still
youneed to fix you line Michelle
slogging along the jagged path jshade
capricornus nus
last day of school is upon us
Polished glass mask of deaf sincerity
god damn all the fuss gila_monster
Who else would think of mass hilarity? AKH
they are chipping away at my armor one word at a time
I would, said he, with alacrity Surit
hello bhakti
hello bhakti
hello fancy a blow because im a lil *** hello
Hello, good-bye, see you again, Kristen
you bloody pompus ass Maz
i'm never stepping back into this hell hole
you do not have no class
you just go see a mole
put that beer in my glass
you must think I am a butt hole
oh no just pass
yep
tomorrow you stay after class
yep what you will?
no I wont I always pass
you are mocking me still
then why dont you have any class
no I am not so go kiss jill
cat
kiss my cousin? odie
agressive man tamim
agressive man tamim
gets none
Ah! The energy spent, to what extent? dale
love p
oisin down
polar mass Crazy Ivan and the Copilots
There's the monkey conductor ama
sass
Sketch lookin bass nik
big momma don't need no sass, blubber. Laura and Tera
Things were swell back when Ghostface retired Mase pb
its a to da c u all know me
I am the sky
ur gay
ur gay
PLAY BAZL
ugly hagg serenity
Clucking pieces of disembodied tongue on public bathroom floors kissed by winter
better buy a bag
Sucking sounds from my open mouth in icy hallways fucked by weather lorraine
To go and be a hag? iRock
I walk the hallways and keep measure claries
I walk the hallways and keep measure claries
hello
you are just a perfect treasure
hello you know I have no where fun to go
now I know just how you measure
you could go and see a show
you are still a good treasure
nobody will take me though
swtop telling me how I measure
then I guess you cannot go
stop saying I am a treasure
you cannot stop me though
you are just too fat to measure
I know I cant I will just go
no I am not I am a treasure
Can you ever truly love me?
You are a treasure for my eye to behold
Wondering where I fit in
Just to let you know it’s a god given gift debashree
conservation of attention allows Pangloss to thrive Herb
conservation of attention allows Pangloss to thrive Herb
Sara Mike
jos is too cool for today jos
Coco is the embodiment of shakti diablo channel
joe is full of nerangay
shakti like iced tea like coffee like wine
joe is full of nerangay joe is full of nerangay
sanguine table at love book store emily
his figs will ripen any day
your sister is a stupid whore Flavor Flave
your sister is a stupid whore Flavor Flave
your sister is a stupid whore Flavor Flave
i can't believe she gave me this cold sore Roo The Whirl
why i arks you declan
i'm powerless and through the air i soar Alejandro Ezquerro
friend James Lee
im weak but get high as a kite brock
whatever the reason maybe
whatever the reason maybe
whatever the reason maybe
Who ate this cupcake Chris
my god, i'm bored betsy
Watch me Kyle.
Then suck my balls. Goremeister
lick my pussy
for they are full of motherly milk to ease your pain. JaNICE Fast
It´s the rhythm of my heart make me strumming my guitar
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my heart has no will Sally
The pickle danc'd merrily ama
I will not give in stijn
Its the rhythem of my heart makes me strumming my guitar
But lo! How I loathe my kin! Laura McHenry
see out the window ye im brikin em
sleeping while drive
friends ghozt kydd
rashmita john
your soul it awakens and rises at dusk
your soul it awakens and rises at dusk
house
Thou reeky swag-bellied vassal
Darwan, Jabir
on a sunny island
dont let me scream
alone in the dream
living under a tree
etcetra
with old mother hubbard the rent is free
etcetra
please listen to me pies pudding peas plees
Enact, enclose, enwrap thes clothes. Flashy Clothes
Engrossed by my most delicate robe Chriz
thou let be see!
fuck
My mother dated a flea.
lost love dee
going nowhere
the lights are stuck on red
up on the square
billy barker the noted baker of bicky
playing guitar Joanne
Why dost thou remain a pain in my ass? Gerald
is what i want
because you need a potion mixed in a glass
thru the day and all night
It's easy to share it with one, as they pass Orita
serve your loved ones
LOOKING OUT OF A LONDON WINDOW
IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW ITS A CASE OF BEING A SCONE
Can't tell whether it's windex or grease lorlorlee@rogers.com
I really tried to become a clone, lorlorlee@rogers.com
How can I swear what I don't know
When I removed both skin and bone
It's only 5000 degrees below. lorlorlee@rogers.com
i found empowering visions of the world within tchico
because i know you love me so
i dont want to do you in
and you'll never let me go bernie
you always win
please dont go girl
the years roll along
looking glass song
i dont know i can tell
keep lookin that way
jut fun thays my woman
jut fun thays my woman
your in my little book
ill always be in love with you
you were meant just for me just for you
black dog howls blue cats call
dont care if the suns not shining
i wonder if i care
at all
We are the fishies Ella
the way you look tonight
i live for you cannonball
sausages chips
honey hi ho hush
well if you ready youll win again
not like fools like me
ive been waiting thiking you might love me
ill wait till tomorrow
wont you please say goodbye
when im drunk i think of you
in the middle of an island
groovin i got stung by miss ann the peanut vendor in brazil
my baby left me
my baby left me
you got me moving along
just fun
well if your ready were going home theres no man in the moon that i can see
right thing is
theres never been in history
walking along the river bank
the vacations just begun
hes up on the chimney pot
hes up on the chimney pot parley vou
knock im off with a bottle of pop
inky pinky parley vous
hava naglias on the chimmeny pots inky pinky palais vous
there once was a time if it ever comes
coz i know you love me addagio for strings a song of love
you wear women out
i fancy me chances with you
five feet high and rising
deed i do we got turkeys in the straw
we got a bear cat black dog dig blues
we got a bear cat bladiggin my spuds man
friendship tales of frankie rabbit take this thing offa me
ive told you before get out of my door
long lost one wherve you been so long
cant bring him down to their level the rebel
canst thou lady constance
per chance to dance fancy my chance lady marie
Emo Marina
Emo Marina
my little sunshine
railroad bill
thinking of liking winstons walk with crys for a shadow
some days rock me home
you are my woman
thou wouldst thou will vouchsafe and love me
i dont know wild catcayenne
i dont know thats an important number I 1 2 tell you
i dont need a cigarette
turn the mixers off
movin groovin
mean woman fabulous lotta lovin
ok alright alright ok you win
ill never let you go
i wonder if i care as much as you
listen my september song if you love me baby
tell me if you can
skinny minnie i know baby
shazam
Ich weine vor Freude ralph
And the genie doth shout, "Shazam!" Moop
So i met this girl, her name was shantelle, she was prettier then a pearl, as my eyes looked and fell, upon her grace, she talked so fine, and i found love in her face, with beauty so define Marcus
bam sam iam macamic
bam sam iam macamic
bam sam iam macamic
gone from here
alakazam
and stands amidst the geese Chanchu
i miss you so
roses are red
i know i watch your face only people
ma woman done me bad
better keep in line
we've called to say how much we love joanna richard
oh, love of mine shannon
but joanna couldn't hear us over the screams of her peas hildur
you are the one lili
asd
The one you are David
treated as though unworthy.
And all the flowers in your mind, made you blind. G.H.
by my love who stills worthy
And all the flowers in your mind, made you blind. Aloys
I have a dog; nevertheless. Liz
The quarter moon was orange last night and crickets rode on the backs of toads Carolyn Shull
looking glass
whats that kamikaze
whats that kamikaze
love is here
a fat cat
checking out women and drinking beer
fence
Fetus Fatale alice
hence the fence
orange
Black in and black as Jenn
Black in and black as Jenn
black as the january frogs Jenn
The nights each to their own Jenn
black as january bird's wing Jenn
as if the stars had leather loaves
the crow no longer flies straight On swift wings
we would absorb their light without our clothes don
clouds too thick to see light t-om
when thier body shines stark naked without lights Vijay
darkly stalking across the night
you stink
Take this hit. Lanaia
Greg Greg
Sex Alison
simon and half uncle
suck my cock doctor spock
suck my cock doctor spock
sex mrs lovell
one day
girl Lizeth
the sun shines and the rain falls simon edwards
the sun shines and the rain falls, a fox winks and a magpie calls simon edwards
I stumble on this as morning calls
turn my face to the wall
Why is my hat on fire?
hide me from what i can not endure
For the women underneath it bares much hotness Luke
And all life will miss-you can be sure jess
If ere she shares her willing tautness jim
The doodle squirreled the dot away Beth Browne
Yet hoards unto herself a clear ambition
i drew a picture of a sock today josh jones
candy poe
Eyes of death poe
kill a gal danielle
Stench of a dead nun's breath cha
Within her breasts death struck as Bill used the toilet
A big brown turd ripped his insides, afraid ,he pushed , his guts screamed for mercy but none was to be found.
His ass brought forth a snake of great diameter, the hiss of the serpent boiled the eyeballs of the false Pope, and every other Republican.
His ass brought forth a snake of great diameter, the hiss of the serpent boiled the eyeballs of the false Pope, and every other Republican.
His ass brought forth a snake of great diameter, the hiss of the serpent boiled the eyeballs of the false Pope, and every other Republican.
Danced like a Drag Queen possessed by demons of butter Terry
and picked up a pelican
ppranced with a homosexual abused with knives and forks max
Thoughts exploded like brazen gemstones outside of my skull Hermione
he writhed on the cherry floor scooping his eyes out with spoons Jack
My linolium is like a piece of bright cheese-ideas Anthony
lady p
Di will Die on the John with her pants still on
love me she won't
oh what a shame mkfrmj v
SHE`S OLDER TODAY JUNE
Happy Birthday Monster Man Aaron
Bill Schulz, o tanned god
your age defies your immaturity jack
piece by a piece aimbot
once tainted never the same justin
fat Dylan
Me thinketh you are a swine j
with your serpentine green eyes j
'tis a pity thou arth an whore! j
slither down down my liver and with relish prise Kathleen
Our honest gang of tramps were no match for their sophisticated culture and proto-philosophy asdf
Aliens what aliens, they are deadhorse
They deconstructed our garbled utterances with great animosity. Samuel Taylor Eliot
But if they are deadhorse, then what be they? Mike
my words are hard
i love the cody
for you a tale's bard Morrigan
I want you to know Austin Bennett
swings thee tale verialy hard bert ericson
my balls are gonna blow
slopping my pocket full of man custard
and it doth flow down thine tricksy vegetable matterhorn, a cocophony of spunk doth erupt through the jism eyeballs of a slug butcher Mr bastard face
sighing wistfully into the chasm, that bespoke chamber of plenty, that ached between the lips of silken kipper,
I am a woman embracing the moment jeanine
cat
Diana Paul
stepped out of the flowerpot chris
underwear Benjamin
onto the earth nicky
Brief Jeboy
I didn't know Carl Rove was black TAO
a shooting star shot cross the sky grayleaf
its fine to be me sue
You are so special Cool
i love to hear the sound of the bee Diana
an ocean of no measure Al L.
the humming surrounds like strings of a symphony Celeste Faris
can hold no treasure
can hold no treasure Tom B
And that's why politicians so fitfully sleep
And that's why living happily ever after is not a rock to stand on Sedge
Fearful their eyes will close and that will be their reward
Tho' Atlas made it work for him
For no-one here has a use of a sword Mark Sohn
He didn't took the chance that it was gave Diana
And no head shall fall
And so he lost her for the other guy Diana
And no blood will be spilt Diana
His life will never be the same again
For his life was not in vain
Since another came between his brain
for it was only a bruise grant
he found no way to go home again sloan
So lately I've had a lot of very different thoughts on my mind. They fly around in my head as fast as summer went by.
for he was a shark, and lost his fin gasnglo1951@aol.com
All the while I hang on still. Because of my higher power, not my will Valerie
he roam's in the dark yelling were do i begin
Once again Im not really me- rather what this new herd tells me to be. I nod my head and join the line- of marching cattle \ has taught me
begin? begin? I say nay, where instead does it end? Russell
hypertension
the lime green cheesecake flew up through the unfeasible hat and I mused upon it. oooooh. muse.
Aswathy Vivek
And a camel discovered a fifth toe RGC
lets have a patry
However it had no fingers
Adorned in white silk, we pluck our oooofting love chimes from our tits. brett
how is it that auctioneers rarely auction
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jake is a fke eric
jake is a fake eric
that likes to take
that likes to take me to the lake jessica
that likes to take people for a wake luke
i love you
You are my desire Suzi
I want you Suzi
Don't crown Phelps yet
Dr. Darcy
Toefacter is lonely and outclassed FraggedYou
smarter than everyon Chris
And so it slowley came to pass roxy
in the best world, everybody lives Murat
yearning and learning Francesco
Show me a time and the carrot it gives JJ
my life is buring
you will see a parrot that lives
and my wfe is turning
andnothing at all is what it give
and body is buring
find a newpce to live
stop turning
thats the best advice to give
my body is burning
fin a new place tlive
i am not larning
thats the best advice to give
what
I will burn o the pace you live
I hate the telephone
shining grace
to the dail tone
to the dail tone
Once upon a time Douglass
I need a kick in the pants
lived a big green lime
When will the Olympics end?
was told what to do all the time\
as soon as you pretend
could not find no friend to rhyme
stop mocking me your not my friend
I am not worth a dime
yes I am we use to pretend
everything I do is a crime
what is your name my friend
yes it is your not worth a dime
if I tell you will this end
my name is Rusty I am a crime
just pretend
you stop mocking all the time
you have no friend
no it is not a crime
no I dont I just pretend
yes it is so pay a dime
oh I hope this mocking will end
do not give me a hard time
no it wont
you are not worth a dime
Stinging nothingness. Railed on low cords distant. gg
a touch of burlap and pine scented nap
All I need is some assistance
And try not to bend down low
If my problems were grass then you would be my mower Breanna
IF ONLY THERE WAS ENOUGH TIME TERRELLI
my niece is a night mare luckily you do not know her
I would get away with a crime
her name is kelsy I bet yes sir
you must think your not worth a dime
stop
yes I do all the time
pop
tell me who is worth a dime
pop pop you wont stop if you dont I will call a cop
I guess I am all the time
call the cop I wont stop I am out of beer so drink a pop
stop saying my rhyme
you wont stop I called the cop he will use your head as a mop
I wont do it all the time
I will stop
stop saying my rhyme
then say sorry Rusty heres a pop
only if you give me a dime
Rusty heres a pop
I will one time
no thank you I want to stop
okay then say a rhyme
youre out of beer and dont want no pop
you like to bug me all the time
no I dont so lets just stop
yes I do its not a crime
okay okay dont call a cop
it is if you do it all the time
then just say bye and drink a pop
stop repeating my rhyme
okay okay dont call a cop
The sun is cold
hiding his bra in a bag
your but is old christina
he must be shopping for a nag
and not worth its weight in gold
is his head in a bag
leave him alone we all will be old
no it isnt just let him nag
that is what we are told
his head belong in a bag
you sleep outside when it is cold
no it doesnt let him nag
no I dont I am way too old
or grab his feet and drag
you dont do as you are told
oh no I am not a nag
no I dont cause I am old
you are just a real drag
start doing what you are told
and my head belongs in a bag
no I wont because I am old
stupid philosopher
you wont wanna know what i truly behold yy
i'll die
for I keep in my thoughts the new and the old
I'll live
watching the memories that comes and go JF2
old man
like waves that kiss the shore and then retreat Annie
withered with time Dacia
Ive always had a thing about birds andrew
Green as a lime
My heart hurts more than being knifed
follow the line and you get slimed herbie
it's become pointless to have a life
She stood on the bridge at moonlight
yes it is unless you are a wife
she saw me and got a fright
get a life
you must be one ugly sight
get a life you must need a wife
yes I am you are right
yes I do give me a knife
please stop mocking me tonight
get a life
you wanna fight
yes i will get a life and you end it with a knife
no I dont so you are wright
stop mocking
just go to bed and say goodnight
start socking
alright
the house aint rocking
alright alright we will not fight
you are knocking
we will have a frienly night
isnt that better than mocking
you will not mock me is that right
no it isnt so smell a stocking
no I wont so please dont fight
now now now I am not mocking
alright alright we will not fight
you are nice so lets start rocking
no we wont so enjoy the night
this is shocking
alright
no it isnt so smell a stocking
alright
this is shocking
alright
you are mocking
alright alright we will not fight
Rocio Jan
Today is Grey chrys
I am here but you can not hear dood
tits ryan
tits ryan
its not always good to be me andrew
my name is Natalie Natalie
Summer vanished in haze
Visual Effects Yoru
Curves is the gym for me jane
The utopians
The utopians Confessions of a turncoat
treachery and unfaithfullness is king paddy
terebinthian fumes fogged up my thinking
a man is ugly and fat roberto
bad bad they are bad
bad bad they are bad
your mother is a hoe bag dan
and forever they wil dance among them Pam
that sat upon a fork jacqiui
WHEN EVIL EYES LOOM THEY WILL ALL CRY THE SACRED SONG OF FORGIVNESS boolaka
dirt's just dirt sometimes Asparagus on Mars
when evil eyes loom they will all cry the sacfred song of forgiveness
I just know your name
I can feel your skin with my fingers Eckhard
MIKE MIKE
Roses are Red Violets are Blue I hope the Purple Jesus comes through for you
Dikes Ryan
A fleshless ghost betokenst not Deanne
that red dress siti
aman got fucked to a knot John
ben did a shit on a cock John
we'll stay here forever, never say never, but promise me we'll never go back.
we'll stay here forever, never say never, but promise me we'll never go back.
Where ever you go
My name is mud wang
Jack Black has a stack of whack snacks. wang
tress jazz
love jazz
chesticles o chesticles ally
I love music hard and fast
you stink
if only for ever it could last
yes yes I stink take me to a skatting rink
stop spending your money so fast
just go get me a cold drink
do you want another cast
I will not do that because you stink
make this mocking be thew last
so now I know just how you think
I think I drank my beer too fast
yes you do and I stink
make this mocking rhyme be the last
you do not deserve another drink
you drank your beer way too fast
you do not like me now I think
yes I know but it would not last
you are correct because you stink
stop mocking me or you will have another cast
go get yourself another drink
you cant ketch me I am too fast
I do not want no more I think
Boredom say you, INFIDEL! faruk
Boredom say you, INFIDEL! faruk
The word of Sin is Restriction.
A symphony a dreams, drifting along a sea of beans Seth
The system of sin surrounds us, but we in turn surround it Krinn DNZ
the audience Dan
Here it goes, another lonely day Trish
fuck optimucz
gangsta The Game
burn ye to the ground nebuli herald
im gansta youll wankstas fags like your drop the soap let a nigga rape in the jail house ill shank ya kayos
do we always want the most what we can't have? James
do we always want the most what we can't have? James
or is that just the nature of desire? James
cant think of a rhyme for that
yes it is you big fat liar
goody goody you big brat
your hose is on fire
dont be mean to me like that
I am not there so haha liar
okay than get rid of the cat
oh no my house is on fire
I already did do that
now now whose the liar
already did what you brat
say what you will, my vainglorious friend, the dark wind continues to howl
say what you will, my vainglorious friend, the dark wind continues to howl Nick
O please no, I will not vote for O and Joe HL
i have had the ones as freinds but the one love is still waiting the missing one
american terroism
stagnant america
retarded heroism
and it was
and it went on and on and on...... manu k
fuzz zach
I pity the fool Mark
watercolors into the ocean ben
don't be wallowing in self-pity mira
wtf
the misty morning mary nichols
Could Ronald Reagan really have been gay? Batpwnd
I sing to forget you love
with country watching still
just kidding....I just got a song stuck in my head. Emily Grace
still watching oer the pill Mark Ruddell
Toner Talk Bob Isveck
As I bemoaned the length of the hatching Carolyn H. Walsh
CHILI CHILI CHILI sTEVE
Pants are blue Maxwell
Aw jesus aw shit
no more of your little games
forsook and bewailed dan
Suck now on th midnight gloss of my floppy stick nv
she has a cuckoo fantail Martha Jeffery
Tigris river and Euphrates river Tigris river and Euphrates river
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." Kasidee Bova
eyes start to skiver, shiver shiver shiver
bullshit Alexandra
cold eyes, uneasy eyes, unblinking eyes, un seeing eyes Ethan
cold eyes, uneasy eyes, unblinking eyes, un seeing eyes Ethan
they are ... dead eyes. She Who Must Not Be Named
are you only here to watch me cry aw
i love my dead dog
maybe, maybe, but I don't know why E.Perfect
we are the puzzle pieces jeremy
I see you so profoundly, even through the misty skies Saphina
searching for connection waxpoetixprez
cookies nicolas
cloaked in imperfection sambo
Music must always be pleasing
Love Qua'Meka
Obese is the heart that is seizing. George
And I don't know
wretch'd tilling, plowing night to breathe bruce
freundschaft axel
fiddle dee dee
today i tried to write a poem of love kirsty
humpbacked
which I never could get the better of Dr. Pogo
Hell is real. & if you’re not saved, that’s where you’re going to go when you die. You’re going to spend eternity there. In the lake of fire, burning, tortured and in pain, forever. Once you’re there, there is no way out. & you WILL die, eventually. We all do, haven’t you heard? & it might be sooner than you think. Wouldn’t you rather go to Heaven? You can KNOW that you’re going to Heaven when you die. The place of peace. If you want to go to Heaven, and be SURE that you’re going, repeat this prayer:
Dear God, I know I’m a sinner. & I know that You gave your only son, so that I could have the chance to be saved and go to Heaven. I know that Jesus died on the cross for me and my sins. I want to turn from my sins and walk in your path. Dear Lord, please save me today. I’m calling upon Your name to save me. Thank You. Amen.
Thou qualling tardy-gaited puttock!
poop Jelke
giggidy goo paula
To be . . . or just another a ham---let it be HocusSmoklus
in a joint deal to publish the first shots uli
we are the heat
He had to die cowboy style Guido
heresy
cowboy laine
Weaver is a school
weaver is a school
Beside the sea they monkey at an apple pie
dreams are lost James
what on earth was that about
friendships mobile collaboration inspiration active change social
it was about the earth and its trout que
you suck you
i love you more then ever you
You idiot your word do not mean a thing Barb
You idiot your words do not mean a thing Barb
I want to be an alien Inmyths
I want to be an alien Inmyths
but my wants are many and this one is near the bottom of the list. doug
i want to meet the jonas brothers nicholas
Or was it 'Adara's glove' Me
You say you hate the fourteenth James
that glimmered in the early dew lolita
electricity
lloyd
there must be of one's deity Agnis
Nerf
fleisch olli
all the times that we had, the good and the bad
something is gonna be bad
the wars that we shared and the garlic kebabs Nic
haha
check the wipers on my lorry
It showed me how to say, "haha!" Val
the tail ends the story kenneth
the day that dance died I bacame alive Charity
And in Herod's wake there lacks a worthy crown
I play the bass in rhythm and jive
your rack greenrack
I am so cool I cannot die Andres
DEATH BE NOT PROUD
100% of people that make up statistics die
if the day comes Miry
Is it a hat? Joey
i'll see the sun shine and the mooon hang
to look back
Little do I know about this lad called charles
love
Funny thing about that Dan
song Danielle
Baby take your teeth out
why does my computer hate me shaster
why does my computer hate me shaster
Oh well, I can't but anthropomorphize. Piquet
Our amazing veterans, fighting for our freedom
I don't know what that word means, but it sounds great. Roxie
Now dust. Just dust. Time passes. Fought, surely? Piquet
my home is my shelter b
my home is my shelter b
left john
and i am a delter
cleft
delter
left
delter shelter
left
delter shelter
left
no good
left
no good you should
bye
well I would if I could
bye bye do not cry
goody goody you sure should
oh I wont I am a perfect guy
well well then I would
your mocking me and thats a lie
you are no good
goodbye
all flawless she watches May
fire
Aimee Venn Hanna
jamie's future wife, intelligence of plant life
angel
people of the poison Kyu
Creature of beauty and sin rw
Tommorow we will see a sandbox. Arthur
two that must not separate for fear of the death of a generation craig
two that must not separate for fear of the death of a generation craig
if only our love were as strong as inclination glenda
The story Of Mice and Men begins with Lennie taking a dead mouse from his pocket. George, his caretaker asks about the mouse. Lennie didn't understand by putting the mouse in his pocket the mouse would die. George being a relative of Lennie promised his mother that he would take care of him. George is faithful to that promise even though it costs him everything. George moves from town to town with Lennie when Lennie would do something that causes the community to want to punish him.
praise jesus
Death, however is merely another adventure. Jason
arie arie
obama looks like yo mama so stop the drama cuz i have no loma obama
And the lines on the road match the leaves that are left. Kat Wright
conservative poetry
Barnes & Noble called, I won their Cordoroy teddy bear drawing
Altruism
mister big words shrimp
yet I have found that to no avail this can be Ellis
joke Kloee
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I WANT OR NEED
take a toke O. King
if I could be but freed ghik sai bin
Cascarones are fun to throw eva
comic comic guy
I found a dead cat in the snow true story.
I found a dead cat in the snow true story.
I shot a pony in the head
it looked like my friend Madhavi, but nicer, ya know jeenyus(imeendis)
and watched it fall down dead
I told him not to eat the pastry, but he had to go tom
My life
My life bobby
you are the heartbeat inside a gun Matt
disgrace
and your love it's already gone mexdimafan
there never was disgrace that tasted so good onegear
Amanda Banna Amanda
Darkness will fade into scarlet lust a_passerby
I didn't like it. Maria
Until the righteous cleanse the scarlet clad Jake
h642u u46
There is music now all the time,
Dragon Rebekah
But who's it is--that's the climb John
But who's it is--that's the climb John
Love Uyen
Love Uyen
while i took a bite, i had fun
black withered heart hiding in the dark one
after the fight i pulled my gun ******
lusting for the day bright and stark Calvin Brown
Ellen Is A Fucking Lemon Emma
Ellen Is Lemon Emma
Ellen Is Lemon Emma
Straight from the beginnin Isaiah
bethany
It must have been the penicilin KillsOnContact
loave
the cake is a fake
Kasey Mica
i may be four years old andrew mackin
i may be four years old
ddd
spank you may carcer
UNTIL THE END OF TIME YOU GOT ME I GOT YOU
phone booth guy unknown
sorry sorry we are through
sorry sorry we are through
sirry
sorry
bye
bye rest
Birdy Simon
bye bye do not cry
birdy do say give just one wordy
you will find another guy
no no dont talk dirty
maybe but I wont try
hit the birdy
just go to your room and cry
its too dirty
okay I will now goodbye
you talking about my room or birdy
bye
both of them are dirty
bye
you must weigh one thoundsand and thirty
bye
you are correct you birdy
bye
stop mocking
bye
start rocking
bye
you are flocking
bye
so at least I am not mocking
bye bye
you will get an empty stocking
bye bye i am gonna cry
now now again you are mocking
go ahead I dont care why
sit in my chair but dont start rocking
okay then I say goodbye
all the people begin flocking
you just told me a big lye
who is at the front door knocking
whats you gonna do just cry
no one is so stop mocking
yes I am so goodbye
please don't mock me Brittany
And yet, I am so hello john
I am no longer a size nine gina
Rain is poison and sex is death. John Yeats Fox
I can now fit in sample size Jillian Borden
if so, who cares to take a breath? Antha
throw in throw in pickels of dice dada
ghandi garden man old flowers bell ghandi in nied
fly little doggy, do as thou canst.
it is not a science
linguistics is not a science
but it rhymes
greatness was forced upon us
greatness was forced upon us
and everyone was throwing muses with the wind Raygun Shaun
and that game i was in? well, forget about that... Ray
and we were ALL throwing muses with the wind Shaun
you belong to me Jeremy
you be stinky sarah
Philosopher's Geometry Alan
and so wise man die and are eaten by bullfrogs Rob
blues is winter
join the random insanity alliance bob
blues is winter
join the random insanity alliance
it is so fun LISA
it is so fun LISA
new zealand sabina
fly
United Kingdom James
Flight is what birds do to escape
Mad Cow Pandemonium
Finance
crying candie
I get up and stretch blurry eyes, if i go down like this they'll know I cried candie
girlfirend gabby
blaa
Everyone ignores the color of speed -- red, white, and bleed! Seven
Bongfucker took me to the carnivale last night, and gouged my muthafuckin' eyeballs. I told him to piss off before I sliced his buttocks in half. Buttock Man (Yes, He Can!)
massachusetts
I wish i still had you
I wish i still had you
are crows to eat the dead dog in its misery
here mate
'); DROP DATABASE;--
i think elliot is pretty neat
howl two-toned love-songs from carpeted roofs Mary
love is like a play love is
love is the greatest feeling love is
love love
I cannot endure the lady tongue Benedick
I cannot endure the lady tongue Benedick
lol njm
nathan Mitchell njm
nathan Mitchell lol
I like sex
I'd always hated him Jonathan
Shopping is fun
That's why I hit the gin. Elena
And so is your mum Tish
Bobby D had to go Ethan
ur to deep
To the loo Booby D
wind is cold
the train howled mournfully
I walk away and share your fate Becca
you're boring me Yoyoyoyoyo
you're boring me Yoyoyoyoyo
gonna set it on fire Fa shizzle
With eternal jabber-Is there no end to the depravity? Minerva
along the wire franky
A night of distasteful poetry was upon us
A night of distasteful poetry was upon us Grant
love sal
But we gave in to the wind without ear plugs Rebecca ballam
But we gave in to the wind without ear plugs Rebecca ballam
rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a new room
oh what harsh and discordent sounds play upon the waves. Crystal M.
he had a big steroe, with a big boom Sprout
I turn back to the forest's softer melody anna marks
LOVE YNBTRVEW
but her i am without a malady
The end of time might begin again
the cure to my madness is known Emily
And then i can change the channel in my head Rebecca ballam
And then i can change the channel in my head Rebecca ballam
And finally put these demons to rest Rebecca ballam
tickle me softly vogon
and i know never what is best vogon
in that way you shall dare, tickle me softly
and now my peace is at rest Merik
love me now wendy
sometimes I fall for monsters
sometimes I fall for monsters
Ass The virus
Love The virus
Love Love
Beauty Beauty
love i see yer bruv bruv
my smile melts with confusion
Gen Sens No Nos
Beijing Light show Yuri
Beijing Light show Ni Yuan
i feel the need to grow jt
deal or no deal
to show the elevation of evolution inside this physical institution. Ruth
I would't deal
rfreferd
any card I couldn't feel pbb
love jr.
Anna Shane
Deeply I care for the kittens of doom Ruth
sups with ray
I smell cat. its whats for dinner. The other white meet. mmm meet. MasterEyeScream
UX8 asdf
test test
to luxuriate
the phones been ringing all day boo and it seems like half of philly's been calling for you and usually it'd be okay cause i understand you got friends but calls...
The trees in winter are bare
are you sure that you're not bent!? The calls have come from men. =( Sarkins
are you sure that you're not bent!? The calls have come from men. =( Sarkins
My gift to you is any job you want me to do lindy
love may
Atomic is broke
love is fleeting shakespeare
But we never knew if it worked Coorain?
now that I think of it, love is eating Devin
That day in your older brother's room
That day in your older brother's room
You became the older for his wisdom fled
Sheets were rumpled and the air colored like an aging photograph Michelle
eating popcorn with his furry pet Homogayfish
his yell pierced my brain noone
kurt maia
kurt maia
masturbation alli
wait chris
stone chris
stone bye
shoe buy
German buy
Dixon Ticonderoga #2 Pencil
trhgfh fhggfh
For heaven sent the battleship, the curly fries, the lumpen proletariat Argent Stonecutter
But heaven only know where my mind has wandered Argent Stonecutter
The glowing teeth, the buzzing flies, the radiolarian sweat Argent Stonecutter
Hell is full of persiflage thus squandered Argent Stonecutter
and a hundred thousand mouths agape rls
When it was late my lonesome mind wandered
held still as if by sellotape helen
You are one horny whore
he did not move but stood and gaped orinoco womble
Perchance, may I have more? Roger
Perchance, may I have more? Roger
9 pots of tea Secret Santa
nine pots of tea s.s.
dans le cul la balayette leeroy
Are looking at me John
the milk has gone off tash
drinking their Earl Gray Tea
the fridge is open, the ice is gone Mary
a bitter taste from the ocean's august waving between
I was working in the snow
I was working in the snow
I was working in the snow accenture
When it suddenly hit me mhmmm
LOOKING FOR MUSHROOMS BOB
black tina
love Hunter
My heavy sack Duncan
i ned a dubb and some love
Come carry, onwards is our fall, do tarry, we've ever to get it all El Placebo
crayfish slide on by, and said Bob
what marked ruses are these! bowman
Days, Danny, spearfish claw
this is no guimbardese! Corey
christmas is just like any other day supercosmic
you must think you are a queen
when its over just yell yay
when its over just yell yay
we might go back together some day
We'll save it for another day Horton
angie and denny
lovely frog pond
lovely frog pond angie
I blurt, worried. Well, now. Piquet
My every thought is You Jimmy
SUCCESS IS
camp paul
having a lack of failure
case is a cunt
but failing to recognize success don
the key is in the door mystery detective
Donkey Jose
you are such a bore Bill
you are such a bore Bill
you little whore maranda
to bad this hole is par four chris
your face is greatly lacking colour
people are, in general, poor spellers Tim
a blank canvas I yearn to discover ej
dsag sadf
I'm GAY! Rafa Duran
I love you my dear Wife
I am Gay Angelo
So said eye to the rear Die
So I tried sleeping with women Bobsy
pock marked, panicked, heretical
but you're always late nichy
inegmatic face drowning lust raises
inegmatic face drowning lust nothing
In these modern days, a brave heart is a must. Shelleh
true in form but lacked of trust jg
To defeat the wicked, and defend the just Dan
I am consistent on my arrival to work.
Hold your breathe, you'll have an adreanaline rush
ben angela Delarmente
This fucking brain
The only guns I pack are digital I smoke emcees that are whack and pitiful. Jeff
mind still waits aphrodite
hello goodbye to you my friend despaor
Misshappen is the last line here
Dayan nancy
rightly so i feel it
wash me with stones
10101010101010101011010000101010100101010101010100 1010010100101010101 Lello Masucci
hear the rattling bones
Of all the lubricants from which I had to choose, I figured WD-40 was the best bet. Fo Digit
fiddel me and never admit it salley
fiddel me and never admit it salley
tippy-toe, tippy-toe, i know where she go
Not finding a soul to help her keep it down low
oh damn you know that bitch a hoe. polkadotninja
She just gave up and let it all go Nigel
so dip that shit, give it a row
now time will slow, and i'll probably hit a new low.
don't give me that look, you little skank-hoe
enough about girls, let's talk about guys, broke your heart? that's no surprise. He kept me going on those ridiculous love highs, now i'll have to deal with his painful goodbyes.
but I won't cry, i'll keep my disguise, go make some buy's, maybe even eat some french fries
Joanna Bartek
Sometimes, the children throw sticks at me. zack
but but manga manga ben
Rattle your noggin and summon your grit
orangatangahanger
your girth is expanding; your girtle won't fit
eyr8rh8a
83456
Pie baking in ovens
what will obama do ?
smells like dead fish
smells like dead fish
the rock the river and the tree me
lost in the nonsense of everyday tina
I can't feel my legs Joel-bud
came Oprah's thunder thighs to the buffet Ge0ffrey
came Oprah's thunder thighs to the buffet Ge0ffrey
she said, here come the eggs, here come the eggs Ge0ffrey
with spoon, knife and fork Ge0ffrey
she shoveled down the pork Ge0ffrey
Will the senator from Montana Ge0ffrey
Please pass me a banana? Ge0ffrey
You're standing in my way, Obama Ge0ffrey
No, I shall not. --Shea
mongo woody
if the words don't fit, i'll be in a snit. San
can not be urgent, can not be docile, can not be. Morton Grimsly
I need this grade or I'll lose all i've made. Katie
dgfd dfgdf
ear wax Tortuga
So that this inexpressible freedom will loudly ring Jane Alexander
change
I smelled her condition, it reaked of the past dave
Can't we make something devoid of DERANGE?
Thought I was the first, turned out I was last
and the boil grew larger, it hurt... and it ooozed
I settled in for the show, my spirit enthused
I poked and I prodded, around and beneath
Used my knuckles and fingers...even my teeth
But the band played a polka, I had the wrong stance
Would that I might, should I dare take a chance?
She puked fettuccini all over my pants
In such a condition how the hell could I dance?
stuck my leg in a chipper, it was cool, but it hurt.
Anyway, can you fax me that piano?
Is that a kilt or a skirt?
My Sister is so nice to me Toni
Does it matter, everyone seems to love his shirt
My brother is so mean. Katharine
Contribute? Not it
some of the bruises he's left you should've seen Space.Gh0st
Tribulate as a pair of blue tits Thingium
biu if you have not
a sweater that my maiden mother knits Anitta
but where will she run when the time is up
sugar tits, sugar tits, pour me a cup. Ge0ffrey
till the jibes do stink
I am your neighbor-wait that's enough, stop d
and they fell in the drink Kettch
for when i do i plop
Before cleaning out the sink Kat
take note
I was carried on a wave of mutilation Dave
Traveling Pants Ana
Traveling Pants Ana
The Sistehoood of theTraveling Pants Ana
angie cooked stew dewayne
angie cooked stew dewayne
is smelled so gross, P.U.!!! Katharine
Do it for the J Squad.
i am a potato
we're 2 peas in a pod
my skin doesn't feel like it fits.
I forgot to floss my pangloss
love Sapphire
Cappuccono, mocha ,latte,expresso blad
a dove takes flight on it's feathery wings. Katharine
you don't know, and now you know.
the wounded angel no longer sings Roger
and yet somehow i still don't know
or kicks the bucket under the wings Stephanie Dixon
Where it is I ought to go Samantha
If this voice ever will sing Sammie
myspace.com/lsamanthal
Taking away your worries and cares pocky
somethin bout you
a forest of concrete and glass where tiny people move like ants jo
she is a hip lady
take a bow sweetheart, you won't remember this tomorrow Jamie
Just like me! not. Katharine
Here he is hardwired and waiting to change.
Here he is hardwired and waiting to change. nathan
McCain retreated into his lair Brunicus
There are many bugs in the forest
keep your mputh shout crystal
scary crystal
scary me
stars me
my uncle is Larry
mom
"Wait til you hear where the odd prowler is from. It will knock your socks off."
secret science truth
don't touch me there who?
giveth no plunder Mark D
I am an island, safe and secure
I weep because of you Jacob Black Olivia Ratti
to all your problems I deliver the cure rather not
Oh how I wish my dear Edward were back! bella
not knowing where the key is but the lock's in your mind kelsey
He's gone and now Jacob is all i have left! Katharine
unknowing you see this, boxed in and blind
Gone from the day crib and guilty of theft! james
Lo! And behold! You've lost your mind! Taylor
A girl Connor
Pipe Connor
Pipe Connor
i looked back
I looked back
I looked back Dave
my smile melts with confusion Dave
And the books were stacked
my denial quells my delusion
And the sidewalk went on, crumbled and cracked
roses are red chocolate is brown
We tripped and fell, but we never looked back Katharine
some people smile while some people frown Logan Smith
I pulled out my gun, aimed between his eyes
love ted
while a noose wrapped heavily, and i said my goodbyes
a friend in need is a friend indeed dawson
there is something wrong, and it's only right Karl
Yes, it is so, that's my creed Katharine
my pants sometimes are way to tight tim
Some things just don't work
to see the wandering of the light Tom
Scourge of the Tormented Poppy Drown
i am alive and kicking wilma manzanillo
angry pandas roar jane
spitting and licking hannah
The puupy weeps for affection Maggie
clicking and ticking hannah
i cry at night jessica
i cry at night jessica
cuz I just cant believe Katharine
my dream is night lace
The black dove is born Sabrina
i like to fight z
and it masturbates to porn z
is forever mine Richard
i will pay you for the twisted faith
lustrous velvet phallus
the truth is I was not your wife steven Götz
you are the cause of my callous s
no love was lost with that knife chapman
In a Turkey Point saloon
you have to be there in my triumph
Menaces thongs are crusty, which makes Kyle rather lusty Chaos and Dave
Tom likes wacking it
gordon backa is a cracka
will nathan just a garbage dumpster bum garbage man
Specific, Measurable, Aligned, Realistic and Timebound
I dont know Brittany
Time And Realitive Dimensions In Space Katharine
haha natalya
Beauty Women
love Women
Faceless old jobs Grey Lady
unconditional love
eminem mosh
Roses are red violets are blue Morgan
this story of love
pZmmtSSbaOvUec VkilKhIXFC
mkmkkm mon
jklm, how could she be so mean?! Katharine
Farting is funny to those who behold it Heh
WHATS CRAKALACKIN DAWGS no
And this is what random crappy poems look like no
roses are red fred
roses are red fred
Georg anki
green george
the dark robert
yellow is a nasty color Katharine
my name is kyle g i sting like a bee
water takes time to freeze
Whla Whlu Whle Sid
What do you make of this quote Buk
as i walk down the asile
pussy cradle
i pay attention to the love of my life in front of me tiffany
its realy stupid and childish tryin to attack me like wite supremicist who hate playing the piano because of the black keys i rap so fast you hear my shit first even though i rapped last on a colabo i sprint so fast i can out run my own shadow fool
Can it be? Is it, or is it not the one that I see? Char
monkey monkey
those of you who prefer to worship the eternal flatulator by taking your second cousin's appendix and give it to your appendix-less first cousin wrapped in bright foop-colored cowhide that you got from the reclusive Hyyhyhyhyhyyhyyhyhyyhy4yhyhyyyyhyyhyyhyheieirhgh, who keeps lodged in a cave that is filled with mysterious creeatured who go greengreengreenredgreengreenredgreengreenredredgre enredgreengreenredredredgreenredredredredredred... when put in a specific brand of blender, which is only sold in the northeastern province of New-Scandinavia, which is ruled by Plobert Rant, a schizoid jello manufacturer, who has a long and not completely but without the slight hint of not being the exact opposite of un-remarkable history in the jello industry, which, as we all know, is what relentlessly drives the New-Scandinavian economy those days, in which all cheese is good, especially if it is good cheese, although most schizoid jello manufacturers have no time for such cheddary nonsense, and in fact, they rather obtain an intense desire to shun all cheeses that are involved in New-Scandinavian politics, and find any, all, and 4 cheesemakers that they can find, and rub them against the Grand Cheese-Grater, which is revered by the lower minions of TokLokLokity-Quyjeebiph, who spent hours and hours performing light aerobic excercises to entertain the king, while the higher minions of TokLokLokity-Quyjeebiph spend hours and hours performing light aerobic excercises to entertain the lower minions of TokLokLokity-Quyjeebiph, who spend hours and hours performing light aerobic excercises, to entertain the king of TokLokLokity-Quyjeebiph, who, despite his hours of not having any real part of this cycle, wonders why the higher minions of TokLokLokity-Quyjeebiph arent performing light aerobic excercises to entertain him, and also wonders why the lower minions of TokLokLokity-Quyjeebiph arent performing heavier aerobic excercises to get his attention away from the higher minions of TokLokLokity-Quyjeebiph, if they were performing the said light aerobic excercises, so that, hypothetically, the higher minions of TokLokLokity-Quyjeebiph, who now are not being paid any attention to, can stop performing light aerobic excercises, and organize a revolt, in which they would seize control of the Grand Cheese-Grater and rule the province by brute force, and large amounts of jello; but, of course, the higher minions of TokLokLokity-Quyjeebiph were infact not being ignored, because they were too busy entertaining the lower minons of TokLokLokity with light aerobic excercises, which, paired with the light aerobic excercieses they were performing for the king, occupied so much of their brains' computing ability that they were unable to come to the same realisation that the king had come to, causing the vicous cycle to continue, until it was all stopped by the giant foop that had fallen from the sky, crushing all of them, although later fooptopsies revealed that the foop had infact come from the jugular of a certain king Tyler of Savage, whose corpse was later found smouldering in the back corner of a deserted Radio Shack, with a giant hole where his jugular should have been, had a giant foop not been thrust through it, which is never a good thing if you are an aquarious, which Tyler wasnt; he was just a giant douche, so he was allergic to giant foops, which, upon being thrust into one, cause a Douche's jugular to jump out of the douche's neck, and into the nearest Antarctica-Fried-Platypus, where it would nestle itself behind a frozen trash bin, forever waiting for the arrival of the great schizoid jello manufacturing king, Plobert Rant, who wrote the greatest manual for jello manufacturing in all of history; actually, it was the ONLY jello manufacturing manual written, because Plobert Rant had all the other great philosophising jello maunfacturers killed, because he thought they were Green Burrowing Tuna Casserolles, which are formally declared a blasphemy against the secretive Provolone Society, who helped sponsor the manual, which, since it was written by a schizoid, had mixed in references to Douglas Adams, the increasing density of the wad of gum in his hair, and old Soft Machine records, which he could remember much about, since his brain had long before been matastasized, pouring out of his ears, nose, and sewer pipes, which could be found almost anywhere around his house, which was an old, discarded mustache, which may have belonged to the ancient society of the eschÖÖgians, who were best noted for their crusades against a knight whose name has been long forgotten, but plundred the shores of a mysterious and unknown kingdom with one Nimajneb Reklaw, who wrote a long, well-tought-out, and quite informative and useful book about New-Scandinavia, and how to prosper, and also about how nice a place it is, but unfortunatley, before his book was mass-produces, he was shoved into a giant cheese-grater. A giant green burrowing tuna casserole
The sweet autumn spice, pumpkins and butterflies Autumn Spice
melissa
melissa unknown
President Barack Obama on Saturday hailed congressional approval of a $787 billion economic stimulus bill as a "major milestone on our road to recovery" and vowed to move swiftly to set the plan in motion. "I will sign this legislation into law shortly, and we'll begin making the immediate investments necessary to put people back to work," Obama said in his weekly radio address as he savored his biggest legislative victory since taking office on Jan. 20. The Senate cast the final vote, 60-38, late on Friday, hours after the House of Representatives passed an identical bill, 246-183, capping weeks of arguing over how to best jolt the economy out of deep recession.
slumber with the apples Adam
subaru sleepover dances all night Adam
black be the streets of ones mind who dont think
truth is beauty, beauty truth
fear of taking risks Chances
mmm, tooty fruits Matt Wiltshire
i left my bitches bodies in ditches cuz i'm naughty darkopolis
Girl
goth
Hmm Miriam
everithing i thought Indiana
your mom is a vigalanie shane
your mom is a vigalanie shane
reflections make the best images of people
the bed bugs have bitten
and tomorrow we'll wake up
I find myself smitten Ben
Did you hear that they will say? freqlab
I m just trying to start something
with a nose full of consternation
Unusual for me of couurse Arthur
a blight on your sinuses
Not a horse, but two horses of course Jameson
just get right with no minuses k3ymaykr
Is what I always sees when I'm soused on the sauce! Louis Greu
Aw crap, Jean-claude! you know I don't do the funky chicken! Goob Elbricht
for this, there might be revenge. for this: your mom
LOL yes you do christina quijano
the shape of blue sky
but when undone ?
but when undone ?
thine gnarled ear dost fall ?
i feel the pain in my head Micha
what a plain red gal rm
it hearts so much, i'd rather be dead yaniv
it is a syntax error
dream James
My pee bespoke my terror Ducky the Loon
Ream Ducky the Loon
Beauty is black and bold toyin
slither away in potent dreams Tommy
chester amanda
Like the brirds and the bees and trees Test
I long for Uncle Fester, my love for him is true, Perhaps he lives in Chester, he certainly belongs in a zoo Talentless
I dreamt of you after I ate some cheese
Sam I am your greates fan
You're outta your mind
an elegant tapestry of quotations Hayden Taylor
hello Hayden Taylor
made dinner for all my alsations kevin
bellow
and cucumber for all the nations
elbow
Got em sayin Oh Quintino O risa
sharp Grace
harmful Grace
Oh the doctor has cursed me with his sharp blade! oh woe, oh woe. Grace
my game is Hot Barz
my game is crazy Hot Barz
Pistol Teemu
Anal Teemu
I came from the projects Dazzle
Microphone Dazzle
Pistol Dazzle
Pistol Kiddo
Shit Gangsta
penguins penguin
Global Spend Management Support team Bernhard
haha hussain
If they knew what I know
If they knew what I know
If they knew what I know
Love racing through my heart Michele
If only twas so Sara
Running furiously as a champion horse DJ
i need'nt had to do khan
i coudn't finish my life course khan
URJFVeSfEOYtCu fRQJaNWAhzRiCvtxU
find me a river
here I am
I couldn't finish my life course
I couldn't finish my life course
I couldn't finish my life course Bobby
of course you could not, you vacuous, vapid nit Anaisnon
dada dada
I tell you plain and simple, and that ain't sweet Ernesto Wong
the sterling idol is foaled in his thigh dskog
I may be morose, at times, but never incomplete Neeva
do it with pride
Life is sometimes plain, sometimes thrilling Julia
the baby is coming Sully
badgers are the best
In a great squalor of bloodied tissues lmp
huffelpuff's symbol reigns over all
The Sphincter is in need of repair Theresa
The Sphincter is in need of repair Theresa
The Sphincter is in need of repair Theresa
I tried this once
I tried this once The test
circles of brown rev. bola
i can never get enough kt
pie pieman
Zephyr Christopher
pies warmed my mouth
I love u Precious
I love u Precious
I love u Precious
I do not
Boy
huh? Ahihn
I hate that boy.
I hate that boy.
When all else fails Glen
he makes me weak katrine
song previals Dillon
Do I Realy want to look at life? Dillon
Do I Realy want to look at life? Dillon
When All Else Fails Dillon
Mythology is rain on a knife
Violence assuredly prevails
They say im different
Kicking ass is now all it entails Shad
Hey Max, if you're in here, we're meeting at Smitys tonight... Shad
Hey Max, if you're in here, we're meeting at Smitys tonight... Shad
I don't know what you're thinking - do you have a light?
i want chicken bob
hi my name is bob
xavier and jello shots mich
but xavier wants a jello shot
This day is surreal. Rachel
u can't stop my love for everything u go teanna
arms of love Cris
someone else is driving
someone else is driving
azure breezes fall against pale skin amani
askepott bassnissen
askepott bassnissen
book
book
hey
once in a story, she was the whory
angela is quite a lady angela
George Gershwin was his name Alex
marmos
marmos
Your the softest person in the world
It was time to go and sleep Jenny
It was time to go and sleep Jenny
so I drug her lil' behind out
april of the cruelst month
april of the cruelest month
not with a bang but a whimper
Jesus not on my foot
funky pants
funky pants
funky pants
silenced scream and broken dreams clarisa
emoempress emoempress
fallenisolation emoempress
i love it emoempress
The dark is not always lonely Matt
I dont
Someone amongst the ruins of dancing pendulams
Someone amongst the ruins of dancing pendulams
busted a cap on some rappin homespuns
dares to win at 3 a.m. brett
Undeniably square as a a VW full of nuns. Ryan
my name is jade spencer jade
fights away the tears while sorrow runs Sebastian
my first and last letter is red peter
The skies open like blossoms in the sun dee
redder shyann
i hate my son bob
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to be your loaded gun
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desolate naked fingers race
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run desire run sexual being running them like a blad through and through the heart no conscience one motive catered to the hollow screaming
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We drunkenly laughed as the final city burned
perceptions defines reality the seer
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said the bishop.
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:19 PM   #11
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tl; dr

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Old 07-28-2009, 04:39 PM   #12
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wikipedia says it has to be 3 lines
here's their example

古池や蛙飛込む水の*********

This separates into on as:

furuike ya
(古池 や)
(fu/ru/i/ke ya): 5

kawazu tobikomu
(蛙 飛込む)
(ka/wa/zu to/bi/ko/mu): 7

mizu no oto
(水 の *********)
(mi/zu no o/to): 5

Translated:[7]

old pond . . .
a frog leaps in
water’s sound

I never knew about this, needless to say, I love it.

 
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:46 PM   #13
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:52 PM   #14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dr.benway View Post
wikipedia says it has to be 3 lines
here's their example

古池や蛙飛込む水の*********

This separates into on as:

furuike ya
(古池 や)
(fu/ru/i/ke ya): 5

kawazu tobikomu
(蛙 飛込む)
(ka/wa/zu to/bi/ko/mu): 7

mizu no oto
(水 の *********)
(mi/zu no o/to): 5

Translated:[7]

old pond . . .
a frog leaps in
water’s sound

I never knew about this, needless to say, I love it.
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:55 PM   #15
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:55 PM   #16
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Old 07-28-2009, 05:03 PM   #17
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Old 07-28-2009, 05:43 PM   #18
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monte: hahaha
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:20 PM   #19
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:29 PM   #21
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:59 PM   #22
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Old 07-28-2009, 09:33 PM   #23
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you poo out of your
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Old 07-28-2009, 10:09 PM   #26
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I yearn to put my
cock inside someone's asshole.
Make them orgasm.

 
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:02 PM   #28
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Mayfuck didn't come
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to win. What a douche.
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Old 07-29-2009, 01:02 AM   #29
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like the moon over
day, my genius and brawn are
wasted on these fools ~

 
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Old 07-29-2009, 01:41 AM   #30
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At last, a new page
I hated that long poem
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