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Old 09-03-2008, 10:40 AM   #211
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so he's probably not gonna be a good husband then, huh?
no, he is an awesome guy. He built the whole party tent for 100 people on his own, including stage for a band. They gave him this custom ax with a really long wood, so it is kinda probable with the power he has in his arms that it breaks - the tension on the wood is too strong. And then everyone can make fun about him. And he did it. He finished the log with the remnants of the ax, one hand. So, everything went according to the plan.

The only risk they weren't thinking about was what happens to the flying top of the ax if he breaks it. Fortunately no one got injured.

Here's another task:

I wonder how many girls around here would still have an idea how does it work

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Old 09-03-2008, 04:49 PM   #212
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old-school wedding tasks. Bride and groom had to prove they possess essential skills to make a good man/wife. Here is one of them - the husband has to cut the wood into pieces first so the whole party can get one step closer to the party grounds. He broke the ax into two pieces with the first hit on the log. I don't know if you've ever done something like this, but as Maarten noted, it is something very bad for your arms.
He has the poor technique.

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:51 PM   #213
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WELL CALL ME RUMPLESTILSKIN!
HEY BAYBEE/

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:01 PM   #214
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He has the poor technique.
once again: the axe helve was made to be broken. Normally you would never go hitting this kind of log with such a helve.

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:22 PM   #215
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WELL CALL ME RUMPLESTILSKIN!
HEY BAYBEE/
If anything, you mean the Sleeping Beauty.

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:22 PM   #216
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once again: the axe helve was made to be broken. Normally you would never go hitting this kind of log with such a helve.
well, excuse me.











RARRR!!

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:24 PM   #217
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If anything, you mean the Sleeping Beauty.
well excuse me!

(no i dont!)

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:24 PM   #218
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THE DRUGS! MAKE IT STOP!!

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:41 PM   #219
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well excuse me!

(no i dont!)
But Rumpelstilzchen is male, usually. And not pretty. And he stole that princess' kid.

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:46 PM   #220
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yes, but i said call me Rumpleblahblah, and I'm male.
ie: I'D LET HER TURN MY STRAW TO GOLD!! LOLOL1

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 06:37 PM   #221
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why do you even post?
yoshiobu sucks

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 06:42 PM   #222
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old-school wedding tasks. Bride and groom had to prove they possess essential skills to make a good man/wife. Here is one of them - the husband has to cut the wood into pieces first so the whole party can get one step closer to the party grounds. He broke the ax into two pieces with the first hit on the log. I don't know if you've ever done something like this, but as Maarten noted, it is something very bad for your arms.
I think I witnessed something like this when I was a little kid (at my great-uncle's wedding, AFAIR). Isn't there sawing involved as well?

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 06:45 PM   #223
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I think I witnessed something like this when I was a little kid (at my great-uncle's wedding, AFAIR). Isn't there sawing involved as well?
yes. It comes later on. Altogether they did about 7-8 tasks.

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:28 PM   #224
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Yeah. And everyone has a great laugh and it's not awkward or stupid at all.

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 09:52 PM   #225
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how about them lakers eh?

 
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Old 09-03-2008, 09:56 PM   #226
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Old 09-04-2008, 03:35 AM   #227
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someone help bump so this page can be done with plz

 
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Old 09-04-2008, 03:36 AM   #229
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Old 09-04-2008, 03:38 AM   #230
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Old 09-04-2008, 07:41 AM   #233
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[IMG]fuck[/IMG]

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Old 09-04-2008, 09:26 AM   #234
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Old 09-04-2008, 11:56 PM   #235
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Check out how much rez I pulled from my one hitter.


The first picture is from 2 weeks ago, when I cleaned it for the first time in a year.



The second picture is from tonight when I cleaned it again.



That seems like a lot for a 2 week period.

 
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Old 09-05-2008, 03:40 AM   #236
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wtf is 'rez' and 'one hitter'

 
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Old 09-05-2008, 04:03 AM   #237
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so they had a crap ton of unused beakers at work, so i took one and used it as my vodka cup.
then we put a tiny bit of food coloring in it because we are just hilarious

I hate to be a pedant but I believe that's a conical flask, not a beaker.

 
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Old 09-05-2008, 04:04 AM   #238
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Don't get me wrong though, it's a lovely flask. I wish I had one.

 
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:49 AM   #239
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I hate to be a pedant but I believe that's a conical flask, not a beaker.
erlenmeyer flask if you want to be a real stickler

 
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:14 AM   #240
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I hate to be a pedant but I believe that's a conical flask, not a beaker.
lol

yeah i was kinda taking a shot at what it actually was.

 
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