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Old 10-17-2006, 05:57 PM   #1
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Talking the 27 worst family feud answers ever

THE 27 WORST FAMILY FEUD ANSWERS EVER

I've always been fascinated by groups of five people who try to guess what 100 randomly selected people have said for a chance to win $10,000, which they'll split between themselves before splitting it again with the government. Which will leave each of them with about $32.87 for their troubles.

I've also been fascinated by how one of those five people will crack under the pressure and cost everyone else on their team a chance to walk away with $32.87.

As a result, I've polled 100 people to find the best "worst" answers ever given on Family Feud. The top 27 answers are on the board.

Question: Name a former President that most people would say is honest.
#1 Answer: Lincoln
Worst Answers: Nixon

Question: Besides San Francisco, name a city that begins with the word San.
#1 Answer: San Diego
Worst Answer: Seattle

Question: Name a slang term used for important people.
#1 Answer: V.I.P.
Worst Answer: Buddy

Question: Name something packrats have a hard time throwing out.
#1 Answer: Photos
Worst Answer: Corn

Question: Name something that might annoy a gardener.
#1 Answer: Bugs
Worst Answer: Not getting paid on time

Question: Name a reason a man might send his wife flowers.
#1 Answer: Anniversary
Worst Answer: Happy divorce

Question: Name a term used in football.
#1 Answer: Touchdown
Worst Answer: Fastbreak

Question: Name a special request people ask for when making a dinner reservation.
#1 Answer: Non-smoking
Worst Answer: A menu

Question: Name someone you wouldn't want to get a phone call from.
#1 Answer: The police
Worst Answer: Your son

Question: Name a classical music composer everyone knows.
#1 Answer: Mozart
Worst Answer: Julio Inglesias

Question: Tell me something specific you should drink a lot of when you're sick.
#1 Answer: Water
Worst Answer: Alcohol

Question: Name something you'd hate to find at the end of your nose.
#1 Answer: Pimple
Worst Answers: Lint

Question: Name the worst kind of shoe to run a marathon in.
#1 Answer: High heels
Worst Answer: Scuba flippers
Louie Anderson's Response: If it's up there... I'll be suprised.

Question: Name something a person wouldn't want living in their house.
#1 Answer: Relatives
Worst Answer: Mold

Question: Name a musician who goes by one name.
#1 Answer: Madonna
Worst Answer: Reba McIntyre
Louie Anderson's Response: Show me the strike.

Question: Name something you'd buy for more than a thousand dollars.
#1 Answer: House
Worst Answer: Pleasure equipment
Louie Anderson's Response: I'm afraid to ask what that means.

Question: Name something you think would be difficult about being a waiter.
#1 Answer: Taking orders
Worst Answer: Falling down

Question: Name something a woman would find in her boyfriend's apartment that would make her think he was cheating.
#1 Answer: Bra
Worst Answer: Used condom

Question: Name something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time.
#1 Answer: Video games
Worst Answer: Masturbate
Louie Anderson's Response: I knew somebody would say it.

Question: Name a unit of currency used in a country other than the US.
#1 Answer: Peso
Worst Answer: Ampere

Question: Name a reason why a woman might not want to kiss her boyfriend.
#1 Answer: Bad breath
Worst Answers: She doesn't love him that much

Question: Name something you do in front of your husband that you probably never did when you were dating.
#1 Answer: Undress
Worst Answer: Make out
Louie Anderson's Response: With somebody else?

Question: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered.
#1 Answer: It's cold
Worst Answers: It went to the wrong address
Louie Anderson's Response: And you just happened to be there.

Question: Name an animal many people are scared of.
#1 Answer: Snake
Worst Answer: Boar
Louie Anderson's Response: It's terrifying.

Question: Name something you need to play Scrabble.
#1 Answer: Letters
Worst Answer: Dice
Louie Anderson's Response: Where did you learn to play Scrabble?

Question: Name the age when a man might start to lose a lot of hair.
#1 Answer: 30
Worst Answer: 14

Question: Name the best month to schedule a wedding.
#1 Answer: June
Worst Answer: Summer

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:03 PM   #2
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those 'worst answers' are great, intended or unintendedly so

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:22 PM   #3
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not many things on the internet are capable of making me laugh out loud.

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:35 PM   #4
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is that funny?

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:36 PM   #5
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Question: Name something a woman would find in her boyfriend's apartment that would make her think he was cheating.
#1 Answer: Bra
Worst Answer: Used condom

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 07:12 PM   #6
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they forgot one. i was watching it once and all this team needed for the win was the answer to this question. name something you think of when you think of niagra falls....and tbe guy said utah. his brother in law just had a look of fucking shock on his face, fucking shock

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 07:24 PM   #7
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Question: Name something a woman would find in her boyfriend's apartment that would make her think he was cheating.
#1 Answer: Bra
Worst Answer: Used condom

LOL!

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 07:26 PM   #8
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damn, gpub.

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:08 PM   #9
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i liked the ampere one the most. that made me laugh.

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:16 PM   #10
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is there a video of the used condom one?

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:24 PM   #11
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqCSFXv70Js

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 10:29 PM   #12
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It would be funny if there was one white guy in the black family standing there to tell them that Africa and Europe isn't a country.

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 10:50 PM   #13
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Louie Anderson, you slay me.

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 10:52 PM   #14
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It's scary how much the old host used to kiss the women on the lips.

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 10:58 PM   #15
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Richard motherfucking Dawson.

 
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Old 10-17-2006, 10:59 PM   #16
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BINGO. Thanks for that.

 
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:08 AM   #17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by foxtrot

I really like how after the guy says, "Europe," Richard Karn turns to the camera and just has this LOOK on his face before he turns to the board. The look says, "Damn these people are retarded."

 
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:39 AM   #18
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Question: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered.
#1 Answer: It's cold
Worst Answers: It went to the wrong address
Louie Anderson's Response: And you just happened to be there.


nice.

 
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Old 10-18-2006, 02:10 AM   #19
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Question: Name someone you wouldn't want to get a phone call from.
Worst Answer: Your son

that's the best right there

 
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Old 10-18-2006, 02:04 PM   #20
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reba mcintyre definitley made me laugh the hardest.

some of the answers, like used condom and scuba flippers, despite their weirdness seem pretty reasonable to me.

 
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