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Old 05-05-2006, 04:19 PM   #1
Irridescent Fairysex
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Watch this video from an organization promoting no sex relations until marriage. It's fucking awesome.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...+laura&pl=true

Lyrics:

Let's do toghether this crossword,
let's leave the other thing for tomorrow,
singing with you feels me with joy,
let's leave all the rest for another day,
I would like to kiss you but without getting you dirty,
I would kike to hug you without disrespecting you,

To love is to wait,
to love is to wait.

I love Laura,
but I will wait until marriage,
I love Laura,
but I will wait until marriage.

I'm not going to rip that flower,
I will not be the one who destroys it.

(guy talking to couple at tree):
Young man, remember that love borns out of respect,
that there is nothing more beautiful for a couple than to wait together for that wonderful moment which is the consumation of a love.
Your patience will be reguarded.

I love Laura,
but I will wait until marriage,
I love Laura,
but I will wait until marriage.

I'm not going to rip that flower,
I will not be the one who destroys it.

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Old 05-05-2006, 04:22 PM   #2
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fuck the bitch, not a big deal, pussy.
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:23 PM   #3
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I will not be the one that destroys her flower!

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:23 PM   #4
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then shut the hell up about it assclown
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:25 PM   #5
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I'm not going to rip that flower

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:29 PM   #6
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i love laradelocke but i'll wait until she drops the boyfriend

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:30 PM   #7
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That is a wise decision.

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:32 PM   #8
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i love laradelocke but i'll wait until she drops the boyfriend
I will only end up hurting you.

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:34 PM   #9
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Watch out, she's not nice.

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:37 PM   #10
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I'm perfectly nice . Stop harassing me just because I don't wanna take you from behind sissy.

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:39 PM   #11
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You started it!

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:43 PM   #12
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whenever i'm first dating a girl i tell her that i'm a born again virgin and i want to concentrate my focus on spirituality and christianity before meeting somebody i really feel devoted to

they usually buy it. silly women

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:46 PM   #13
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is that the only way you can get them to have sex with you? lie to them? for shame!

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:49 PM   #14
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nah. i'm just the kind of guy that goes thru extremeties to entertain myself thru the reactions of others

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:50 PM   #15
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the song is pretty good.

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:53 PM   #16
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I will only end up hurting you.

well that's a pretty ridiculous thing to say. who are you to know whether or not i am even capable of being hurt

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:55 PM   #17
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its true. i didn't program him to get hurt

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:01 PM   #18
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nah. i'm just the kind of guy that goes thru extremeties to entertain myself thru the reactions of others
ooohhh. that's funny. i use to wait tables and would have a different accent for each one. reactions were great. always asked where i was from. not really extreme, though . . . oh well.

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:06 PM   #19
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well that's a pretty ridiculous thing to say. who are you to know whether or not i am even capable of being hurt
Well if you like 9 inch noduled dildos up your mangina then we'll get on fine

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:07 PM   #20
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that's ridiculous

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:07 PM   #21
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That's hot.

 
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:24 PM   #22
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i hate how people romanticize the ripping of a piece of skin. that shit hurt like a BITCH and it wasn't pleasant AT ALL, and i feel sorry for all those young jesus loving virgins that thinks it's going to be something magical and orgasmic.

should definitely start off with oral for laura

 
 


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