Worst lyrics you've ever heard thread

[FoolofaTook]

And that's the best Blur album by far. How dare u!!

[reprise85]

i like the song but the lyrics are intentionally terrible

[reprise85]

when i hear heavy metal
and i'm pins and i'm needles
well i lie and i'm easy all of the time but i'm never sure why i need you
pleased to meet you

[Poots]

On Some Kind of Monster the worst idea was when they were like "we all need to write lyrics" and then Kirk Hammett or one of those idiots wrote "My lifestyle determines my deathstyle" and they handed it to Hetfield and he read it and you could tell he was like "wtf?" but he sang it anyway and then he went into therapy for 6 months. I think it was the lyrics that did it.

[smashingjj]

my lifestyle determines my dick size

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by Fonzie

Life oh life oh life by Des'ree or whatever the fuck her name is.

that's the first thing that i thought of when i read the thread title.

"i'm afraid of the dark
especially when i'm in a park"

MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY GOD WHY
kill KILL KILL KILL

[smashingjj]

LIJF
OLIJF
OOOOLIJF

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i have not

how is it?

it's rather awkward.
they don't really talk to each other.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

FAREWELL GOODNIGHT LAST ONE OUT TURN OUT THE LIGHT

[smashingjj]

how dare you!

[reprise85]

From the black to the blue
To black, black, you like that?
Call on the cat cause the cat dragged in
I caught the rat
The rat, rat, the rat trap
All I know

The night is young, the rest is up to you
Why ya' gotta say, "good morning"
Why ya' gotta say, "good morning"
Why ya' gotta say

[reprise85]

I was the knight in shining armor in your movie
Would put your lips on mine and love the aftertaste
Now I'm a ghost, I call your name, you look right through me
You're the reason I'm alone and masturbate

[reprise85]

I feel so lucky,
Hey, hey, hey
You wanna hug me
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with hug me?
Hey, hey, hey
Hey!

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Fonzie

I started watching it on Netflix a few weeks back.

The worst thing?

4:3 aspect ratio! Is it really that old?

IIRC, the DVD is normal widescreen. I dunno. Ex-wife had the DVD.

[fluxequalsrad]

Originally Posted by reprise85

when i hear heavy metal
and i'm pins and i'm needles
well i lie and i'm easy all of the time but i'm never sure why i need you
pleased to meet you

Its when I "feel" heavy metal. Also great lyrics.

St. Anger really takes the cake. I think I remember seeing Metallica on the Summer Sanitarium tour and Hetfield singing "I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU - TORONTO!"

fuck me.

[FlamingGlobes]

But did you enjoy sitting through Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park??

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i find it amazing that what bothers you about that song is that lyric, and not Kirk's "U FLUSH IT OUT" backing vocals

to be fair it's a fierce competition

Oh shit that's lead guitarist Kurt Omelette? I thought it was an overdub of singer/guitarist Jims Hatfield

But yeah that part sux mightily too

Worst part of this whole experience is I've been unable to get the song unstuck from my head for the last week or so; I've tried everything, even traditional turkish music, to cleans the musical brain palate, but no, it's "sayuhnt aynguh round my niiieck" 24 fucken 7 fucken kill me now pls

[FlamingGlobes]

I never knew it was Kirk either. Maybe he does it live (fuck it, fuck it!) but I always thought it was just another Jaymez Hatfield.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by reprise85

i like the song but the lyrics are intentionally terrible

Yeah. Well I'd say intentionally braindead. But it works. Andd it's cool as hell. Like Machete.

[FoolofaTook]

Ok maybe that wasn't the best analogy.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

my lifestyle determines my dick size

My dick size determines my lifestyle.

[FoolofaTook]

[Shallowed]

My girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words, it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl, you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

[teh b0lly!!1]

ur the silly reasons
in a goldfish laugh

[wHATcOLOR]

i don't know that these are the worst, but they're what came to mind:

"a cat purrs to prove that she's still a cat
a dog barks at you to prove he's all that
...

here i am okay, okay
there i go alone, easy
here i am to stay, thank you
there i go alone "

"here a prarie sound. in a friend called neil"

[teh b0lly!!1]

so u think ur all that b/c u know how to bark

[Run To Me]

"Fairy tales and nursery crimes
Twins that spark the charts"

-Pedo bill

Dudes in his late forties crooning his fantasy of "nursery crimes???"

[teh b0lly!!1]

yeah
something something master plan
yeah
coming to ur town
yeah
we an american band FAOR YOO

[smashingjj]

everybody's everything is nobody's nothing

[Shadaloo]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Cool in your pocket

Rocks for your rocket ride




god what the hell