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Old 05-18-2017, 02:54 PM   #1
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:12 PM   #2
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:14 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2017, 07:33 PM   #4
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You know what I like the most?

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 07:33 PM   #5
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Cake farts.

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:27 AM   #6
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a person on average farts 14 times a day

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:27 AM   #7
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have you ever counted?

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:42 PM   #8
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So I got stoned and made a huge pot of oatmeal. Ate that shit. The next day at work I take a real thruster of a dump (if you know what I mean). Here's where it gets wild. As I was wiping my back pussy (as Borat so fittingly terms the rectal orifice) I happened to get a whiff of a mysterious pungency which upon closer examination turned out to be the appetizing smell of buttered popcorn.

true story. no shit.

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:43 PM   #9
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let's ask qwerty sp his opinion

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:43 PM   #10
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Oats make me super gassy

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:47 PM   #11
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Qwerty sp probably has the most boring farts. Yawn

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 01:01 PM   #12
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Used to possess the magic power to make eyes water, clear large rooms with my relentless, vile flatulence, thought I was the chosen one

Turns out just lactose intolerant. No more super duper farts so evil you can taste em, unless I choose to pound the milks

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 01:06 PM   #13
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Cabbage does that to me.

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 01:06 PM   #14
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And dxm lol

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 01:41 PM   #15
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anyone here heard of Torrents?

 
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