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Old 10-19-2022, 10:22 PM   #1
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Red face just released from a mental hospital and went directly to smashing pumpkins show AMA

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Old 10-19-2022, 10:50 PM   #2
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Did the doctors explicitly advise you not to go to a Smashing Pumpkins show?

Is it true that mental hospitals have a secret menu, and that you can still get electro-shock therapy if you ask?

 
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Old 10-19-2022, 11:08 PM   #3
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Is "what happened" too much?

Best thoughts with you always, R

So was the show good? I'm supposed to go next month if my should-be-in-a-mental-hospital mother doesn't back out of spending 4 hours watching my kids after I've spent several hundred bucks

 
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Old 10-19-2022, 11:14 PM   #4
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Were you actually released or did you escape?

 
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Old 10-20-2022, 04:26 AM   #5
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how do you feel about pandas?

 
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Old 10-20-2022, 05:48 AM   #6
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Is this thread for real or a dad joke? (tone: sincere)

 
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Old 10-20-2022, 09:37 AM   #7
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How Does Aspirin Find a Headache? (1993), Harper, ISBN 978-0-06-074094-8
Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise? (1987), Harper, ISBN 978-0-06-074092-4
When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth? (1992, reissued as Are Lobsters Ambidextrous? in 2005), Harper, ISBN 978-0-06-076295-7

 
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Old 10-20-2022, 09:49 AM   #8
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Man, Harper's intense

 
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Old 10-20-2022, 10:57 AM   #9
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did it make you feel better or worse

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Old 10-20-2022, 05:57 PM   #10
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Best wishes rbg

I haven't been in for over 10 years but I was a regular for a while in a couple hospitals, they can be ok or terrible, hope you had an ok one.

 
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Old 10-20-2022, 06:04 PM   #11
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How was the concert

 
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Old 10-20-2022, 06:07 PM   #12
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what kind of meds did they give you?

i got an IV cocktail of Fentynal, Ketamine and a muscle relaxer a few weeks ago and I would def recommend.

 
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Old 10-20-2022, 07:23 PM   #13
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Pretty sure they give none of those for psychiatric purposes

 
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Old 10-20-2022, 07:57 PM   #14
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What's so mental about this hospital?

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 09:59 AM   #15
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Okay so, srsly, is this a joke thread based on run2pee's a while back, like are you stealing valor from actual mental patients, or did you really go to one (a Pumpkins concert)

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 11:14 AM   #16
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We're too late. They located him and put him back.

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 11:18 AM   #17
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Old 10-21-2022, 12:18 PM   #18
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thread does not deliver

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 01:54 PM   #19
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I feel like there's sort of a social contract situation going on when one says "AMA," an unstated but common-sense understanding of what's to follow, but, strictly speaking, breeg has not promised to actually answer anything. On a very technical (but certainly not moral) level, he has fulfilled his role in this thread simply by creating it and absconding.

We are of course free to shun him from the group for the deception, but DK is right: If anyone saw him attending a Pumpkins show, he is surely restrained somewhere for his own and others' safety, and we may never know his intentions regarding a follow-up to his initial post.

In a way it's our own fault for trusting the word of a maniac. Sobering.

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 03:52 PM   #20
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Describe the most disturbing person in there

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 03:52 PM   #21
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What was the most fucked up thing the staff did?

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 06:57 PM   #22
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Quote:
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and is it really less degrading than ejaculating on a woman's face
well?

 
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Old 10-21-2022, 06:59 PM   #23
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I have a beautiful voice and people like to hear me what can I say
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Old 10-21-2022, 07:00 PM   #24
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last night I slept in bed with my friend. There was no sexual touch but we rubbed each other all over, ran our fingers through each other's hair, and stared into each other's eyes. She put her arms around me and put her head on my chest and we went to sleep. This morning she was hungover and I gave her a full body massage for 2 hours.
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Old 10-21-2022, 07:02 PM   #25
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same, brother

 
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Old 10-23-2022, 02:54 AM   #26
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Hey guys Billy Corgan is sitting next to me right now

not joking

any questions for him?

 
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Old 10-23-2022, 06:08 AM   #27
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can't really think of anything

someone else?

 
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Old 10-23-2022, 07:21 AM   #28
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Sure, James Iha?

Who do you want?

 
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Old 10-23-2022, 09:28 AM   #29
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Nvm

Out of consideration for the famous person's feelings I will not be asking any questions nor posting any photos

Billy Corgan (and\or James Iha) really is sitting next to me still. I promise

 
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Old 10-23-2022, 11:19 AM   #30
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currently drafting a “just attended a smashing pumpkins show and went directly to a mental hospital” parody thread

please stand by

 
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