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Old 01-01-2014, 07:53 PM   #31
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will this tv program get me back into Swamp Thing?

I have the first decade's worth of Swamp Thing comics and I'm not watching this show if it doesn't get me excited about Swamp Thing again

 
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:17 PM   #32
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Swamp Thing is always good.

The movie was a real tearjerker.

 
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Old 01-01-2014, 09:22 PM   #33
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http://smodcast.com/episodes/read-along-with-kev-vol-2/

 
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Old 01-01-2014, 09:52 PM   #34
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anyone seen the blob? remember when it pulled that guy through the ladder snapping him right in half? haha.

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 02:33 PM   #35
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kevin smith used to be huge around these parts, nimrod was personally thinking of suckin his dick

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 02:42 PM   #36
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honestly that dude was like a gen y/millenial superhero back in the day and i swear there has been swift, and lasting backlash against him that has practically stuck

i remember when it was en vogue to hate will ferrell but that didn't work half as good as the backlash about kevin hackalicious smith

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 02:46 PM   #37
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but lets be real here, will ferrell is funny as hell and possibly an american treasure but admittedly involved in some bad pics to make a buck, Kevin Smith pretends to be a director and writer, yet he hasn't progressed a single inch beyond his phallocentric debut

and he's a REALLY REALLY BAD director holy shit

i mean say what you will about his writing, and it's not great, but his direction is an artistic embarassment. Bad performances, terrible shots, clunky exposition.

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 03:37 PM   #38
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like nobody's gotten worse performances out of ben affleck than kevin smith like it's remarkable and i don't think affleck is that bad as others thinks

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 03:46 PM   #39
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like i never thought i'd see an actor make my eyes water from horrible acting but ben affleck in dogma just was like blurry eyed horror, god he's so awful in that and meanwhile matt damon is phoning it in, with a terrible director, and running fuckin circles around his homie

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 04:14 PM   #40
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kevin smith seems like a caring friend.

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 05:46 PM   #41
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he's probably shitty to women, just a hunch

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 06:29 PM   #42
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but lets be real here, will ferrell is funny as hell and possibly an american treasure but admittedly involved in some bad pics to make a buck, Kevin Smith pretends to be a director and writer, yet he hasn't progressed a single inch beyond his phallocentric debut

and he's a REALLY REALLY BAD director holy shit

i mean say what you will about his writing, and it's not great, but his direction is an artistic embarassment. Bad performances, terrible shots, clunky exposition.
I always thought K.Smith got popular not for his writing or his directing but more for his choice of subject matter. He tapped into a new audience. They were movies for people who had everyday conversations about star wars.

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 06:31 PM   #43
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slunk i think it was really about connecting with nerdbros and showing that anyone can make a movie even regular nice guy nerdbros like kevin smith

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 06:37 PM   #44
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Right. Just like I said.

 
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Old 01-02-2014, 09:05 PM   #45
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well you could say that about lots of things but lets deconstruct kevin smith into his various parts

at this point i would make a fat joke etc

 
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Old 01-03-2014, 02:47 PM   #46
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He seems loyal to his friends. He started a comic shop and got his longtime comic friend from school to run it. He babysat Jason Mewes for years when he didn't really have to.

 
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Old 01-03-2014, 05:09 PM   #47
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he's probably shitty to women, just a hunch
i am doubting that regardless of those clerks movies or the assholes in his movies.

 
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Old 01-03-2014, 05:11 PM   #48
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and it's no secret matt damon is a bad-ass actor and a pretty cool dude. ben affleck is lucky to know him. any of us would be.

 
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Old 01-03-2014, 05:16 PM   #49
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it's sweet how much he loves his mom, too.

 
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Old 01-03-2014, 05:41 PM   #50
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idk if he is shitty towards women but probably terrified of them is more accurate.

 
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Old 01-03-2014, 08:42 PM   #51
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nah it's that shitty nerd sexism where it's a combo of terror, resentment and paternalism

i just think about all the stuff about how many dicks that girl sucked and how the she's the grilfriend of the kevin smith surrogate in clerks

because there's always a kevin smith surrogate in the movie, that's why he's a shitty writer. and i'm aware that he is silent bob as well

but actually the central character in dogma is pretty positive so i'm just being condescending for no reason

but i would like to make a thread about matt damon and how he is in the tradition of guys like jack nicholson maybe

 
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Old 01-03-2014, 11:35 PM   #52
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because there's always a kevin smith surrogate in the movie, that's why he's a shitty writer. and i'm aware that he is silent bob as well
re: clerks

the character of randal was based on real life friend bryan johnson. that guy is abysmal. but a lot of the minor characters in his movies are either real people he grew up with or based on real people he grew up with.

the more i learn the more i see that most of his movies are based on walter flanagan (the older kid that introduced kevin to the world of comics - brodie from mallrats was based off of him and walter played multiple characters in clerks and mallrats) and bryan johnson. kevin smith attributes his sense of humor to this guy and he really is a nightmare. if anything i would blame him. kevin does.

http://images.amcnetworks.com/blogs....ohnson-325.jpg

so what i'm saying is that all his movies contain surrogates of people from his real life.

 
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Old 01-03-2014, 11:37 PM   #53
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nah it's that shitty nerd sexism where it's a combo of terror, resentment and paternalism
agree 100%, but it's not just him. its his entire circle of friends and they're all worse than him. kevin is the "well-adjusted" one, by comparison.

 
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Old 01-04-2014, 03:25 AM   #54
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people really read that filth

twitter is an abomination unto civilization i demand it to be outlawed

 
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Old 01-04-2014, 04:33 AM   #56
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also kevin smith should be deported

 
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Old 01-04-2014, 02:42 PM   #57
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That is pretty horrible but if you notice it's all advertising.

 
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Old 01-04-2014, 02:45 PM   #58
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If I was being forced to acknowledge and participate in something called "boobiethon" I would probably say the most horrible and crass things that came to mind too.

Boobiethon you guys. Boobiethon.

 
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Old 01-04-2014, 02:46 PM   #59
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He's a marketing nightmare that will attach his name to anything to make a buck.

 
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Old 01-04-2014, 02:50 PM   #60
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To surmise the real shock is that he's involved not what he's saying.

It reminds me of a story he once told where he got Ben affleck to write a tag line blurb for one of his movies and so whilee Kevin didn't like the first one it turned into a challenge of who could make the worst tagline.

 
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