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Old 11-18-2020, 03:41 PM   #2971
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Old 11-23-2020, 10:53 AM   #2972
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Old 11-25-2020, 05:24 PM   #2973
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Diego Maradona doing match-winning lines of coke off his hand IN HELL

 
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Old 11-27-2020, 07:47 PM   #2974
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Old 12-02-2020, 07:22 PM   #2975
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halfway quit my third job today. it's one thing to get paid 11/hr to do work professionals charge 30/hr+ to do while boss woman spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on useless, poorly conceived and poorly executed "improvements," but now i'm supposed to share my work space with the cool but chronically maskless "litter crew" all winter. so i got pissed and left at noon without telling anyone. thinking about offering to change my hours to saturday-sunday when i'd get to work alone. usually i don't like working weekends because that's when my wife is off but now her work is moving to one week on-one week "work from home" so that's not much of a concern.

it would be easier if my boss wasn't really nice and sweet on top of being incompetent and exasperating.

 
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Old 12-02-2020, 07:43 PM   #2976
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why would you quit three jobs in one day?


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Old 12-02-2020, 07:47 PM   #2977
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the worst part of being my own boss is I can't really quit...

 
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Old 12-02-2020, 07:58 PM   #2978
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the worst part of being my own boss is i need two other jobs to pay the mortgage

 
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Old 12-02-2020, 08:06 PM   #2979
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Gotta pull those bootstraps harder

 
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Old 12-02-2020, 08:49 PM   #2980
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everything would be fine if the establishment hadn't stolen the election.

 
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Old 12-02-2020, 09:58 PM   #2981
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Thanks Obama

 
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Old 12-12-2020, 01:47 PM   #2982
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I just tried peeling an orange with my thumbnail. The rind was too strong and it wounded my thumb under the nail.

I am in pain.

 
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Old 12-12-2020, 01:48 PM   #2983
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Also, I love empenadas.

Empenadas: es delicioso!

 
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Old 12-12-2020, 02:08 PM   #2984
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I just tried peeling an orange with my thumbnail. The rind was too strong and it wounded my thumb under the nail.

I am in pain.
There’s a special sting to that citrus when it gets into the rare pink rawparts underneath the nails yes

 
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Old 12-12-2020, 05:11 PM   #2985
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What varieties of emp' are you laying into, Tookler?

 
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Old 12-12-2020, 05:25 PM   #2986
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I had a profound conversation with this older senor at the top of the hill.


ME: Buenas tardes.
SENOR: Buenas tardes. Como estas?
ME: Si. Gracias.
SENOR: OK.

 
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Old 12-12-2020, 05:26 PM   #2987
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estupido gringo!!

 
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Old 12-12-2020, 05:26 PM   #2988
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lol

 
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Old 12-12-2020, 05:52 PM   #2989
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What varieties of emp' are you laying into, Tookler?
I don't know. I just bumped into these dudes in a park. They were smoking a joint that looked like it had three or four grams in it. They just gave me half a gram and refused to accept payment.

It looks like street regs. Maybe 10%? Dry little buds, some sticks, no seeds. I have no tolerance whatsoever so I got high for three hours last night off two hits.

The first 20 minutes of Wolfwalkers was a VERY emotional experience, lololol.

 
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Old 12-12-2020, 05:58 PM   #2990
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wolfwalkers is playing at my cinema actually, or it was. should give it a look then

where are you now, white boi?

 
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Old 12-12-2020, 06:24 PM   #2991
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I am confused by this.

1.) Are you in Spain?
2.) Do they now refer to cannabis as empanadas there?

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 08:40 AM   #2992
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he's in medellin, columbia.

and maybe there was some confusion between the fairly similar emp' and 'emp?

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 10:50 AM   #2993
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Yes, I thought he meant weed. The empanadas I've had so far have been with chicken or beef I think.

I think I'm losing my mind. I lost my lounging shorts (I spend a lot of time in bed). I searched the entire 3 by 5 meters of my hotel cell and ransacked my 10 articles of clothing (excluding socks and panties ofc), but to no avail.

Then last night I go high and started thinking the hotel staff stole them on purpose to fuck with me. But they are always so polite and smiley. Surely they wouldn't? But what if they googled my name ... Shit. Or maybe I threw them out with the basura? How would I miss my shorts in a plastic bag though? Maybe I am possessed? Or God gave Satan permission to mess with my mind, like if I was an evil Job?

What does this mean? What is even real?!?

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 10:52 AM   #2994
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wolfwalkers is playing at my cinema actually, or it was. should give it a look then
buena idea


the story is a little weak in places but the animation is the best by far of what they've done.

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 12:57 PM   #2995
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maybe your shorts are inside one of your socks?
maybe you are wearing your shorts? maybe you are wearing them on your head?
have you checked the ceiling?

maybe there never were any lounging shorts and it was all a dream.

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 02:28 PM   #2996
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Those are all good possibilities.

Maybe they ran away?

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 02:29 PM   #2997
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Maybe I ate them?


WHERE ARE MY SHORTS

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 06:33 PM   #2998
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What's Colombia like and will you make it outside of the city at all?

 
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Old 12-13-2020, 06:41 PM   #2999
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I don't know about the rest of the country, but Medellin is really nice. It is near the equator but 1,500 meters up in the Andes so the weather is spring like all year long (hence, La Ciudad de la Eterna Primavera). In the part where I am staying, Los Colores, there is a park on just about every block and buttloads of flowers and birds and shit. PUBLIC CONSUMPTION OF CANNABIS IS LEGAL. The ppl seem pretty chill. Nobody stares at me for centuries like they did in Turkey. And Medellin has a metro and cable cars. Walking around was difficult at first. I went for a five hour walk the second day I got here and after it was like I had been beaten all over. The UV light is also hella strong so my forehead go burned.

I think I am just going to stay here for three months. In Turkey I stayed in four different cities so this time I will just stay put. Might head out to Guatape for a couple of days (resort town so hotels are hella expensive).

Guatape:


 
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btw have you seen my shorts?

 
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