holy cow this halogen lamp just exploded over me

[redbreegull]

I was sitting on the toilet and the heat lamp guy just EXPLODED over my facking head raining hot shards of glass down onto me. I got little cuts and burns on my legs

I started cleaning up but I keep getting tiny cuts on my hands from shards I can't see. I don't think I can run the vacuum this late, it's almost 4. fml is this normal?

[teh b0lly!!1]

LAVA LAMP COMBUSTS OVERHEAD, MAN DIES ON TOILET

[teh b0lly!!1]

million dollar lawsuit
money in the bank fellas

[Shallowed]

better post about it on Netphoria

[redbreegull]

I got it mostly cleaned up but I'm sure I will step on some tiny shards in the morning

It totally singed the carpet

[redbreegull]

I was gonna post a pic but photobucket is not working

[Cool As Ice Cream]

OMG IT IS FOUR AM I AM SITTING ON THE TOILET AND PHOTOBUCKET IS NOT WORKING FML IS THIS NORMAL

[teh b0lly!!1]

more like haloGAY lamp right lol lol

[teh b0lly!!1]

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[Cool As Ice Cream]

roflmao

[LaBelle]

Muse - Micro Cuts.mp3 [HD]

[run2pee]

Breeg, may I ask why did you have the heat lamp on whilst sitting on the john?

I usually would rather have a cooling sensation during those ... special private times

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Breeg, may I ask why did you have the heat lamp on whilst sitting on the john?

I usually would rather have a cooling sensation during those ... special private times

I like to be warm

[LaBelle]

Same, can't deal with a cold bathroom.

Or worse, stepping barefoot on the cold tiles.

[cork_soaker]

cold tiles with shards of glass on them

so done with that drama

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Breeg, may I ask why did you have the heat lamp on whilst sitting on the john?

I usually would rather have a cooling sensation during those ... special private times

bad habit. I tend to flip on both lights when I go into the bathroom. I'm glad it didn't happen in the morning when I was in the shower though cause the glass went into the tub too. The bulb actually exploded, I've never seen anything like it.

Originally Posted by Poots

lot of things here:

1. "heat lamp guy exploded on my face"

2. sitting on the toilet at 4 in the morning on a school night does not sound like a good routine you've set up for yourself

3. carpet in the bathroom

1. that's exactly what happened

2. I don't need no fuckin school man teachers are just there to brainwash everyone into thinking homosexuals and racial minorities are people

3. they are quick-drying rugs so you don't trail water all over the place when you get out of the shower

[redbreegull]

guys there were tiny shards of bulb that landed inside my underpants and when I re-pantsed myself, they cut up my thighs


also I was stoned as shit and a big ass lightbulb rained glass and fire down on my head, it made a crazy burning/sizzling/crackling sound too. I don't think you all are appreciating how traumatic this was

[ohnoitsbonnie]

That's what you get for ignoring me. There will be more where that came from!

[Elphenor]

One time I tried to heat a cup of tea on the stove and the cup exploded there was not a shred of cup left on the stove

I wasn't traumatized I've been chasing that rush ever since

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

guys there were tiny shards of bulb that landed inside my underpants and when I re-pantsed myself, they cut up my thighs


also I was stoned as shit and a big ass lightbulb rained glass and fire down on my head, it made a crazy burning/sizzling/crackling sound too. I don't think you all are appreciating how traumatic this was

Some people pay money for that.

[reprise85]

this is so metal

[FoolofaTook]

I know! As I was reading I resolved to ask rbg if he was high and yep sure enough he was stoned. What a magnificent experience! I honour it and, by extension, you too: rbg.