Netphoria Message Board


Go Back   Netphoria Message Board > Archives > General Chat Archive
Register Netphoria's Amazon.com Link Members List Mark Forums Read

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-07-2014, 05:57 PM   #151
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post
imagine trying to explain to the slightly retarded lump of 5 brain cells that you want "dat land sea air bro". corky is not down with a secret menu. that register doesn't have big buttons for them to mash their sausage fingers on to for a full bird mcroast ham maple egg chicken fish and fries with tuna bbq sauce.

How to Order
Order a Big Mac (or McDouble), a Filet-O-Fish, and a McChicken. Now assemble this behemoth of a burger how ever you see fit!


apparently your reading comprehension skills aren't much better, corky.

DATS MY BIKE

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 05:58 PM   #152
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by redbreegull View Post
I have to leave this is too intense for me
you're going to a fast food chain, aren't you?

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:00 PM   #153
noyen
Immortal
 
noyen's Avatar
 
Posts: 26,795
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slunken View Post
How to Order
Order a Big Mac (or McDouble), a Filet-O-Fish, and a McChicken. Now assemble this behemoth of a burger how ever you see fit!


apparently your reading comprehension skills aren't much better, corky.

DATS MY BIKE
training someone through the drive through speaker gonna work out well.

come at me bro. i didn't call you any names or allude to your intelligence level. so fuck you, hipster.

 
noyen is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:00 PM   #154
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

haha

awww


 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:01 PM   #155
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post
training someone through the drive through speaker gonna work out well.

come at me bro. i didn't call you any names or allude to your intelligence level. so fuck you, hipster.
i'm sure you again don't understand this so i'll spoonfeed you (which you seem to need) - YOU PUT IT TOGETHER YOURSELF

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:02 PM   #156
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

i realize putting together mcdonalds sandwiches takes some real artisinal craft but i think anyone (corky? myself?) could manage

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:04 PM   #157
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

hey let's fight about it. email the webmaster ASAP.

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:04 PM   #158
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

DEAR HACK THE MENU - THESE SANDWICHES DO NOT EXIST I KNOW FOR A FACT THEY PROBABLY DO NOT

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:06 PM   #159
Order 66
Socialphobic
 
Order 66's Avatar
 
Posts: 11,831
Default

they opened up a special school across from work and its slogan is "a place for quirky kids!" and everytime they run in front of the building i say it's the corky kids. nobody gets it

 
Order 66 is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:07 PM   #160
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

i'm convinced that show was a product of all the alcoholic/cocaine/drug parents having babies during that time coming out of the 70s/80s

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:08 PM   #161
noyen
Immortal
 
noyen's Avatar
 
Posts: 26,795
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slunken View Post
i'm sure you again don't understand this so i'll spoonfeed you (which you seem to need) - YOU PUT IT TOGETHER YOURSELF
point out where i dispute this apparent inability for someone to "assemble" various items from a menu themselves? spoon feed it, corky.

that's so cute that you have your own secret menu.

 
noyen is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:08 PM   #162
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

or whatever chemicals they were putting in whatever that have since been banned idk just spitballing here

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:09 PM   #163
noyen
Immortal
 
noyen's Avatar
 
Posts: 26,795
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slunken View Post
i realize putting together mcdonalds sandwiches takes some real artisinal craft but i think anyone (corky? myself?) could manage
so the corky thing went over your head too.

 
noyen is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:11 PM   #164
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post
point out where i dispute this apparent inability for someone to "assemble" various items from a menu themselves? spoon feed it, corky.

that's so cute that you have your own secret menu.
this isn't an argument. you kept insisting that the person through the drive-through window would have no idea what you're talking about. i understand that. thousands of others do too. that's why on the website it tells you "how to order".

fucking drop it mr angry pants, mr DIS IS ALL BULLSHIT.

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:12 PM   #165
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post
so the corky thing went over your head too.
maybe but life goes on (c)

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:14 PM   #166
noyen
Immortal
 
noyen's Avatar
 
Posts: 26,795
Default

you're delusional kid. if you can point out where i came in here raging arguing with anyone i'll give you a free misfits tshirt.

awful defensive, using this reverse psychology on me. IM NOT YELLING I AINT MAD. fuck dude, you got issues.

 
noyen is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:18 PM   #167
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post
you're delusional kid. if you can point out where i came in here raging arguing with anyone i'll give you a free misfits tshirt.
Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post
slightly retarded lump of 5 brain cells that you want "dat land sea air bro".
corky is not down with a secret menu.
that register doesn't have big buttons for them to mash their sausage fingers on to for a full bird mcroast ham maple egg chicken fish and fries with tuna bbq sauce.
Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post
so fuck you, hipster.
Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post
spoon feed it, corky.

that's so cute that you have your own secret menu.
Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post
so the corky thing went over your head too.
Quote:
Originally Posted by noyen View Post

awful defensive, using this reverse psychology on me. IM NOT YELLING I AINT MAD. fuck dude, you got issues.
NEXT

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:19 PM   #168
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

it ain't no thang bruh
its just a game bruh

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:20 PM   #169
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

send that misfits shirt as a size small - no one but my baby sister likes that band.

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:21 PM   #170
Elphenor
Braindead
 
Elphenor's Avatar
 
Location: TX
Posts: 16,289
Default

Oh, gotcha. Lol

Yeah, I had people try to just straight order codenamed stuff and Im like "fuck, just tell me what you want. Spit it the fuck out!"
Taking orders via that headset was the most frustrating thing I've ever done. No one knows how to order.
People would drive up and be like: " Nuggets" and then just sit there and make me ask them everything else.
What size?
Ummmmm 15
Sir, there is no 15. How about 20?
Ummmmmm
Ummmmmm
Ummmmm
Okay.
Would you like the meal?
What?
Would you like the meal or just nuggets?
What?
*Audible suicide gunshot*

 
Elphenor is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:22 PM   #171
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Elphenor View Post
Oh, gotcha. Lol

Yeah, I had people try to just straight order codenamed stuff and Im like "fuck, just tell me what you want. Spit it the fuck out!"
Taking orders via that headset was the most frustrating thing I've ever done. No one knows how to order.
People would drive up and be like: " Nuggets" and then just sit there and make me ask them everything else.
What size?
Ummmmm 15
Sir, there is no 15. How about 20?
Ummmmmm
Ummmmmm
Ummmmm
Okay.
Would you like the meal?
What?
Would you like the meal or just nuggets?
What?
*Audible suicide gunshot*
the circle of life

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:24 PM   #172
noyen
Immortal
 
noyen's Avatar
 
Posts: 26,795
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slunken View Post
NEXT
that's not the timeline i see, corks.

 
noyen is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:27 PM   #173
Elphenor
Braindead
 
Elphenor's Avatar
 
Location: TX
Posts: 16,289
Default

One time someone ordered 100 nuggets and it freaked the kitchen out. They were scrambling for nuggets like "f
OH FUCK 100 NUGGETS WERE ALL FUCKED

And then it was a prank and no one payed for or ate the nuggets.

 
Elphenor is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:30 PM   #174
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

i'm surprised they didn't make them pay first and then pull ahead to wait.

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:33 PM   #175
Trotskilicious
Banned
 
Trotskilicious's Avatar
 
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
Posts: 39,439
Default

i have lived in texas all my life and am a choir member at the church of whataburger and I have NEVER heard of "Green Hulk"

 
Trotskilicious is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:34 PM   #176
Trotskilicious
Banned
 
Trotskilicious's Avatar
 
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
Posts: 39,439
Default

I have Heard that you can tell them to put an egg on your burger, but I haven't tried yet.

 
Trotskilicious is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:35 PM   #177
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

i highly doubt my local taco bell has verde sauce but if by chance they did then game fucking over

 
slunken is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:37 PM   #178
Elphenor
Braindead
 
Elphenor's Avatar
 
Location: TX
Posts: 16,289
Default

Our store was pretty busy so they ordered them and we started making them, and like they were all in the oil before they got to the window and flipped me off and drove away

Im not sure if it's like this at every store, but at ours if you ever messed up your fellow employees and the managers would dog on you hardcore. Like really shit on you and make you ferl bad on the inside.
So I was always terrified of fucking something stupid up, like giving the wrong size fries or some shit

 
Elphenor is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:37 PM   #179
Trotskilicious
Banned
 
Trotskilicious's Avatar
 
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
Posts: 39,439
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slunken View Post
i highly doubt my local taco bell has verde sauce but if by chance they did then game fucking over
all of them should

 
Trotskilicious is offline
Old 05-07-2014, 06:40 PM   #180
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 42,781
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Elphenor View Post
if you ever messed up your fellow employees and the managers would dog on you hardcore. Like really shit on you and make you ferl bad on the inside.
this is what its like in any kitchen. i have a new job and i'm still used to that sometimes i feel bad i even had to tell my gopher "look dude i'm just used to this kind of treatment" so don't think i'm yelling at you i'm just breaking your balls. funny thing is he is 20 years older than me. fucking suburbs man.

 
slunken is offline
 


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is On
Google


Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Starz is one ofthe greatest SP songs! croPUMPKINS Pumpkins Archive 76 04-01-2008 09:55 AM
FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU sickbadthing General Chat Archive 6 08-24-2007 05:33 AM
FUCK.THIS.SHIT. sickbadthing General Chat Archive 16 08-24-2007 05:30 AM
thoughts on a postmodern society redbull General Chat Archive 26 08-20-2007 12:37 AM
oh man I'm Hardcore General Chat Archive 3 08-19-2007 06:23 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:03 PM.




Smashing Pumpkins, Alternative Music
& General Discussion Message Board and Forums
www.netphoria.org - Copyright © 1998-2022