I Know What You Did Last Chat Thread

[mxzombie]

we got a hot deal on an off-brand robot vacuum. it works pretty well for picking up cat hair. not the smartest navigator but he sure tries hard.

[FoolofaTook]

FULLTOKE UPDATE:

So. I just worked four days at the county fair, running the Dizzy Dragons.

12 hours a day. 100 degrees. In black (uniform) standing in the sun. My nose is cherry red and people gave me many scornful looks. And everyone who worked at the fair hated me because they found out I was educated and genteel (lol wat). They gave me those fucking dizzy dragons because they dont work. Three cyles and then they break down and I would have to reset the whole goddamn thing and take cranky kids and parents out with no ride. The doors opened with a huge metal key and I had to put all my might into each crank. Can barely use my hands now.
But the kids were AWESOME. I got to tie one little boys shoes. A girl told me that I looked like a girl, not unkindly. hehe. And this group of little demons who kept coming back for more rides, even though half didnt run, sang me a Mr. Potato Chip song.

FULLTOKE OUT BITCHES

ps o yeah the cartel (I think) tried to recruit me. lol dude in designer suit gold rings tells me he has been working at a potato farm (yeah right) for 32 years and can get me a job. with a significant look he says this. i politely refused. they seek the weak and i think some of the other losers might have been recruited, i saw them being approached. crazy shit yo amirite?

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Mooney

legs

I'll spread you're mothers legs, bitch.

WHAT

[Cool As Ice Cream]

thanks for the update, took took.

[Ram27]

great post took

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I had to put all my might into each crank. Can barely use my hands now.

Reminds me of my night with your mom a little while back.

[reprise85]

congrats took, sounds much better than your other job

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I'll spread you're mothers legs, bitch.

WHAT

my mother died recently. enjoy.

[slunken]

He will.

Cool tales, took.

[slunken]

Also sorry for your loss moonman.

[fuzzyroes]

That's dope took. I've always thought it would be fun being a carney.

You could probably get in with a touring one if you wanted to do it full time.

[qwerty sp]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

That's dope took. I've always thought it would be fun being a carney.

You could probably get in with a touring one if you wanted to do it full time.

Beat me to it

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

o yeah the cartel (I think) tried to recruit me. lol dude in designer suit gold rings tells me he has been working at a potato farm (yeah right) for 32 years and can get me a job. with a significant look he says this. i politely refused. they seek the weak and i think some of the other losers might have been recruited, i saw them being approached. crazy shit yo amirite?

Can we get more on this?

[Elphenor]

greasy

[qwerty sp]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Can we get more on this?

That's not wise

Wanna sleep with the fishes?

[Elphenor]

Where I live now has an indie coffee house 1 mile down the road switching my morning routine to a black coffee and 1 glazed donut (also small buiz shop)

Where as it was chug a monster Dudebro energy in the parking lot

I'd actually like to start getting up early enough to walk there and back before work

[Cool As Ice Cream]

this is the beginning of the end

[yo soy el mejor]

[FoolofaTook]

Teh Bolli I am cuming 2 U!!!!

(Just got offered a teaching job in china. quick someone find me a work visa)

[FoolofaTook]

Carnies are rough btw. very.

[cork_soaker]

mmm

[cork_soaker]

love a good callous / callus

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

love a good callous / callus

Yeah. There was this Hungarian cowboy dude (mhmm). Rugged and lean and tanned. He'd pose for milfs and shit while running his toddler ride. i think he thought i was crushing on him cos i get shy and flustered when i meet ppl plus everyone thinks I'm gay.

he was pretty dreamy tbh (no homo)

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

i just want to remind everyone that the user in question regularly uses all kinds of websites, including slack, that are specifically blacklisted by the great firewall. my dude is already flouting the law during his time as a tourist in mainland china. he is obviously using an encrypted VPN to circumvent the firewall and none of these messages are being intercepted by the chinese government in any useful way.

this is

so strange

[FoolofaTook]

Maybe he's being ironic.

[FoolofaTook]

I hear that's a thing.

[FoolofaTook]

Can we please focus on the Hungarian Cowboy?

Thank you.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Maybe he's being ironic.

1- it's worked for saying worse things on netphoria

2 - is that the post that got everyone gaga and hating bonsoir? oh my god hahaha

3 - elph pirates music!

[FoolofaTook]

I just got banned from the local library. For downloading illegal mp3s. I went and told on myself. Yeah. I thought they were blocking me in person the librarians monitoring me and shit. so i went and apologized. they laughed. next time i came they exiled me.

i think i might be going a little nuts lol.

[FoolofaTook]

True story