could someone tell zwan to stop e-mailing me?

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 01:13 AM

they send me 2 e-mails for every fucking e-mail and since they have the need to e-mail me like 5 times a day (god they're clingy) that's like 10 e-mails a day. okay zwan, i get it, you like me. but jeez. i just need my space s ometimes. they e-mail my outlook express account so that stupid msn thing pops up saying "you have a new e-mail from ZWAN" and i just go UGHHH what do they want NOW

. needy bastards.

oui henri · 01-25-2003, 01:14 AM

it is ALWAYS Zwan's fault

strange_one · 01-25-2003, 01:14 AM

unsubscribe then ms whine-a-lot

cowbite · 01-25-2003, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strange_one
unsubscribe then ms whine-a-lot

OWNED

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by oui henri
it is ALWAYS Zwan's fault

i mean sometimes i feel sorry for zwan, if they're that lonely they always gotta keep e-mailing me, i mean twice for every fucking one e-mail they write, that's a bit much though you know? so i'm sort of torn between pitying them and just going "okay zwan, give it a REST" and it just gets my hopes up you know? when i come back after being gone my main screen has "2 new e-mail messages" and it used to be from like, people selling me penis pumps or facial shots, but now it's ALWAYS zwan and it is so frustrating. dude they are NOT going to succeed if they act so needy all the time. it is pathetic.

mirrar · 01-25-2003, 01:20 AM

NOZWAN4ME

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strange_one
unsubscribe then ms whine-a-lot

you know, the really sad part is i'm not even sure i subscribed in the first place. i think they just started e-mailing me 'cause they were lonely and now they won't stop. it's really really sad. i hope when their new album drops they'll find better things to do and just leave me the fuck alone, but knowing them.....

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by cowbite
OWNED

who? me, or the guy that doesn't read threads before he replies?

oui henri · 01-25-2003, 01:29 AM

well, i don't see how b0lly can be lonely now that he's started up "Pseudo Pumpkins"

i mean, i could understand if it was post SP disbanding and Pre-Zwan

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by oui henri
well, i don't see how b0lly can be lonely now that he's started up "Pseudo Pumpkins"

i mean, i could understand if it was post SP disbanding and Pre-Zwan

i don't know. maybe he's not lonely, maybe he's just totally in love with me and wants me to notice him. okay, bolly. i notice you. you can stop e-mailing me now

. i love your new cargo pants. i should seriously e-mail zwan back one day. maybe all they want is a little reply

Dear Zwan,

Nice pants. I love you bolly. Now, get off the computer. Stop e-mailing me.

01-25-2003, 01:32 AM

this thread certainly put the funneh in my day.

oui henri · 01-25-2003, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa

okay, bolly. i notice you. you can stop e-mailing me now . i love your new cargo pants.

Now i TRULY know why i hate zwan.

he wears CARGO PANTS?!?!

give me a fucking break.

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by oui henri

Now i TRULY know why i hate zwan.

he wears CARGO PANTS?!?!

give me a fucking break.

they're parachute cargo pants.

i'll show you.

http://members.cox.net/motefuzz/zwan/zwan01.jpg

http://members.cox.net/motefuzz/zwan/zwan05.jpg

http://www.netphoria.org/forums/show...threadid=12294

oui henri · 01-25-2003, 01:38 AM

why, oh why, has b0lly foresaken me?

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 01:40 AM

i'm sure he keeps notepads full of e-mails he intends on sending me in those big pockets. they're probably functional.

Fattening Ass · 01-25-2003, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strange_one
unsubscribe then ms whine-a-lot

oui henri · 01-25-2003, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa
i'm sure he keeps notepads full of e-mails he intends on sending me in those big pockets. they're probably functional.

i bet that i could fit my entire body into one pant leg.

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 02:17 AM

eh i sort of prefer his new pants to those black pants he used to wear that were all short and tight and stuff they sort of scared me

oui henri · 01-25-2003, 02:18 AM

i enjoyed the dresses

~*waits for someone to tell me that they were NOT dresses~*

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by oui henri
i enjoyed the dresses

~*waits for someone to tell me that they were NOT dresses~*

it's not a dress. it's gaultier.

oui henri · 01-25-2003, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa

it's not a dress. it's gaultier.

just what i was waiting for!

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by oui henri

just what i was waiting for!

yeah you watch out. you're gonna be getting an e-mail from zwan

To: oui henri
Subject: Excuse Me...
From: ZWAN

It's not a dress. It's Gaultier.

oui henri · 01-25-2003, 02:23 AM

the day i get an email from zwan is the day that i die.

lucky_13 · 01-25-2003, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa

yeah you watch out. you're gonna be getting an e-mail from zwan

To: oui henri
Subject: Excuse Me...
From: ZWAN

It's not a dress. It's Gaultier.

that made me giggle. yeah somehow zwan knows both of my emails. and emails me 6 times a day cuz they really like me.

mirrar · 01-25-2003, 02:27 AM

i just wish everyone would shut up about them.

Samsa · 01-25-2003, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lucky_13

that made me giggle. yeah somehow zwan knows both of my emails. and emails me 6 times a day cuz they really like me.

they remind me of screech from saved by the bell. god zwan, go away.

oui henri · 01-25-2003, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
i just wish everyone would shut up about them.

including us?

man, this thread has made my day.

Mayfuck · 01-25-2003, 02:29 AM

Zwan knows my e-mail and they never e-mail me.

oui henri · 01-25-2003, 02:31 AM

it's only a matter of time before they get ahold of my email

and when they do, i'll tell them where to stick it!

OffTopicMan · 01-25-2003, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa

i mean sometimes i feel sorry for zwan, if they're that lonely they always gotta keep e-mailing me, i mean twice for every fucking one e-mail they write, that's a bit much though you know? so i'm sort of torn between pitying them and just going "okay zwan, give it a REST" and it just gets my hopes up you know? when i come back after being gone my main screen has "2 new e-mail messages" and it used to be from like, people selling me penis pumps or facial shots, but now it's ALWAYS zwan and it is so frustrating. dude they are NOT going to succeed if they act so needy all the time. it is pathetic.

die

01-25-2003, 01:13 AM	#1
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	could someone tell zwan to stop e-mailing me? they send me 2 e-mails for every fucking e-mail and since they have the need to e-mail me like 5 times a day (god they're clingy) that's like 10 e-mails a day. okay zwan, i get it, you like me. but jeez. i just need my space s ometimes. they e-mail my outlook express account so that stupid msn thing pops up saying "you have a new e-mail from ZWAN" and i just go UGHHH what do they want NOW . needy bastards.

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01-25-2003, 01:14 AM	#2
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	it is ALWAYS Zwan's fault

01-25-2003, 01:14 AM	#3
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	unsubscribe then ms whine-a-lot

01-25-2003, 01:20 AM	#6
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	NOZWAN4ME

01-25-2003, 01:29 AM	#9
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	well, i don't see how b0lly can be lonely now that he's started up "Pseudo Pumpkins" i mean, i could understand if it was post SP disbanding and Pre-Zwan

01-25-2003, 01:32 AM	#11
Red Wine Cage Posts: n/a	this thread certainly put the funneh in my day.

01-25-2003, 01:38 AM	#14
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	why, oh why, has b0lly foresaken me?

01-25-2003, 01:40 AM	#15
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i'm sure he keeps notepads full of e-mails he intends on sending me in those big pockets. they're probably functional.

01-25-2003, 02:17 AM	#18
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	eh i sort of prefer his new pants to those black pants he used to wear that were all short and tight and stuff they sort of scared me

01-25-2003, 02:18 AM	#19
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	i enjoyed the dresses ~waits for someone to tell me that they were NOT dresses~

01-25-2003, 02:23 AM	#23
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	the day i get an email from zwan is the day that i die.

01-25-2003, 02:27 AM	#25
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	i just wish everyone would shut up about them.

01-25-2003, 02:29 AM	#28
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,805	Zwan knows my e-mail and they never e-mail me.

01-25-2003, 02:31 AM	#29
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	it's only a matter of time before they get ahold of my email and when they do, i'll tell them where to stick it!