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Old 09-25-2006, 04:34 PM   #1
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Unhappy i am having the hardest time.

this contractor we hired always wears somewhat revealing shirts, and when we're talking i try so hard to either look at her eyes or when i glance away look at a paper or computer screen or wall or something, but her rack is absolutely magnetic. i know i'm doing a great job at keeping my eyes on her eyes, but i wonder if she can see the strain it's causing me. this is just awful.

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:36 PM   #2
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this may sound trite but when i read threads like this i wish i had your problems

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:37 PM   #3
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i got chewed out for staring at some girls ass 'n rack at work. i dont remember gawking at at her but i assume i did at some point in time.

when i was asked about it i was like, "yeah, i guess probably did. i dont know ... you think i keep a track record of everytime i check out a girl or something?" its not like i came up and started groping her crotch or anything

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:39 PM   #4
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you should read that pedo log to them to put things in perspective

"...smelled like old pee. she started crying and i ran off"

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:40 PM   #5
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if she's wearing shirts like that then she's inviting looks

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:41 PM   #6
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you should read that pedo log to them to put things in perspective

"...smelled like old pee. she started crying and i ran off"
ha

i was thinking about that and laughing to myself the other day

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:42 PM   #7
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she's also very petite, so when we're both standing its hard not to get a glance.

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:46 PM   #8
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she's more or less inviting looks by being small and having an inviting set of breasts.

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:47 PM   #9
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yeah well inviting or not, i don't want to be known as a pervert

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:48 PM   #10
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she has a kid and is indian. this is the most bizarre combination

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:50 PM   #11
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she has a kid and is indian. this is the most bizarre combination
i know, indians never have kids

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:51 PM   #12
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indian monthers are rarely this sexy is what i mean, pal

i guess i did a poor job of articulating taht

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:53 PM   #13
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Indian chicks can be pretty ridiculously hot... and I don't mean native american chicks.

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:53 PM   #14
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indian monthers are rarely this sexy is what i mean, pal

i guess i did a poor job of articulating taht
i'm just joshing you. friends forever

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:56 PM   #15
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if she's indie than it's all good

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 04:58 PM   #16
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You should touch them.

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:00 PM   #17
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i think some women troll for suppressed stares at work; they sort of get off on having the power to call out who can and cant check them out in a corporate environment

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:02 PM   #18
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depends on the guy that she gets stares from... if it's some 500lb fat guy who smells... she's going to think it's gross... atleast i would.

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:03 PM   #19
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Hi craig.

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:04 PM   #20
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i think its like "ugh, all these men, ... they're eyes are all over me i'm sooo attractive. ugh."

i mean, yeah... there are always creeps out there that'll deliberately violate you regardless

but if some brad pitt looking guy goes as far as making a move then its a different story, but that's neither here nor there

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:07 PM   #21
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Hi craig.
do people stare at your ass at work geo?

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:10 PM   #22
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yeah but it's always the fat guys that you catch staring... gross.

how about you? do you ever catch hot women staring at you, or is it usually the fatty?

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:11 PM   #23
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HAVE I NOT TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT CREEPY BOSS

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:12 PM   #24
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ask her what else she contracts

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:40 PM   #25
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no i don't think so geek u.s.a. do tell.

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:00 PM   #26
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He's just this dude I work with and he's always coming up behind me asking if I'm ready for my daily massage. He's always rubbing my back or commenting on my calves?! God he's so annying. Its not just me he does it to, he does it to every single girl that works here. He's a creepy dude.
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:03 PM   #27
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rubbing your neck? that's two or three steps worse than doing what sandell did. how come this dude hasn't gotten any punishment. is it because of the boss status? doesn't he have any higher bosses you could talk with?

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:24 PM   #28
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Yes, but that would be his mother his mom talks about how she wants us girls to marry him because he has a huge weiner. Isn't that fucking INSANE?!

He has gotten in trouble for it a few times, but I mean c'mon he's not gonna get fired. Its worse when he brings his camera to work. You know what he's gonna do with those group photos of all the female hosts he has.

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:47 PM   #29
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I remember at school we had this really creepy German teacher and one time he brought his video camera into class because he said it would benefit us if we could see ourselves speaking French, so he took people into a small room behind the class, one by one, and he seemed to spend about twice as long filming the girls. And in the end we didn't get to watch ourselves back anyway. He also used to put some of the girls over his shoulder and jokingly slap their butts. About a year before I left school he got in trouble for filming young girls on bikes near a local beach, which he got away with by saying he was trying to work out how to use all the functions on his new camera and didn't realize he was pointing it at little girls. He was a great guy.

 
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Old 09-25-2006, 07:01 PM   #30
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cause i like high school girls and stuff!

 
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